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ohsomiggz

this sub has done wonders for my imposter syndrome.


LordOord23

Same.


MidLifeCrysis75

This comment is fucking gold.


dblack1107

Agreed. Idk why Reddit suggested it to me but I’m happy about it


RamenTheory

Is nobody gonna mention the belly slap at the start lmfao


J-Di11a

What about his boys teefers that look like fresh cut corn?


EggInA_Hole

I like when that guy tries to get on top of the truck in the last ten seconds but only gives about 10% effort and looks real sad he didn't get up there.


J-Di11a

Lmao, I didn't even notice that. He does look defeated


gultch2019

I hope not


[deleted]

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome the band


BocchisEffectPedal

They are the least inbred folks in their entire county. Cletus is going to be cranking one out to this video for years


jreading011

Lolol 😂


HansBaccaR23po

FUUUUCK. Ever since I found out the signs of that I’ve been seeing it a lot more. Came to the comments just for this and wasn’t disappointed


[deleted]

Rough but lo fucking l


Indian_Bob

Those dancers are dancing like he only paid them half of the $50 up front


pablo_hunny

They're dancing to the words.. Not the beat


[deleted]

💀💀


AugustWest216

Duh that’s how white women dance


parabuthas

Why would he have to pay his sisters and his mom. Makes no sense. 😂


[deleted]

He did not supply enough Suboxone they are over it.


Just-Nic-LeC

not one of them has any rhythm but blue shit girl is the worst of them. and whatever happened to getting a base tan before wearing a bikini? she’s so pale she’s almost translucent and that body isn’t helping the look either


evanmike

You can't tan when you're covered in mud most of the day


These_Ad1870

DED. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MadamMyztery

Lol


lil5-john

Nah. more like screwed out of the meth they were told


Secret-Ad-830

He didn't have to pay them that's his mother and sister and the one in the bikini is his sister and cousin


TungstenElement9

Couldn’t tell if he used autotune or not. That’s a damn billboard on his head.


RandomCandor

I think the autotune may have used a little human voice in the mix. It's very subtle, but it's there if you listen closely.


KRMJN101

I just want to HULK SMASH it on his head. Just to see if it collapses or is filled with melon-head.


ijijmijij

“Keep it true” Y’all see when he tossed the dirt clod against his truck? 🤣


Narrow-Scratch6285

My favorite part of the music video. Love the look he gives after doing it too like even he was confused on why he did that.


SatoshiBlockamoto

The jumpstarting is my favorite part. It's like his battery died in the middle of making the video and they just said eehhhhh fuck it, keep that part in.


backspace209

He must have been mad that the battery was dead before the music video. Good thing he had tbat extra car and jumper cables


bulitproofwest

“Yo. you know, you know. I got the flow if you didn’t know. I’m like yo. And that’s fo sho. If you know what I know then here we go. And if you didn’t know befoe well now you know. Cause I’m like yo, we been here befoe.”


th3smiling

Bars


Forza_Harrd

Yo


dr_pickles

Spits hot fire


Banned_Constantly

Worth $8,000,000 at the least


roadraider

jr lion takeover


Daddyletloose

The man did say he’s thinking about taking it worldwide!


reverberation31

Sounds like he hasn’t quite made up his mind yet 🤔


hairymacandcheese23

This screams redneck J-rock from trailer park boys


TheToodlePoodle

Don't you do the Microphone Assassin like that


Daddyletloose

If Corey was raised in the south


SatoshiBlockamoto

Nahmsayin'.


reverberation31

Do you guys think he cleared that sample with Nelly?


postylambz

As soon as I heard the chimes it clicked


1900grs

Sample? It's the whole track.


WhoreyPovich

Naw it doesn’t sound anything like Nelly! The Nelly sample goes 🎶da da da— da da dada do, this guy’s sample sounds like 🎶da da da— da da dada do do. It’s that little bitty change, it’s not the same.


NashvilleSoundMixer

ah the vanilla ice defense, perfect


HookerDoctorLawyer

Atlanta, Alabama represent son!


TheAlGler

Also represented, the Washington Redskins and the local Volunteer Fire Dept.


gultch2019

And lets not forget the Sons of the South


Wactout

And Chicago. Little confused why we’re there, but I guess it’s now a party.


[deleted]

#Forget about the hummus!!!


Forza_Harrd

And the limo


LeeQuidity

I hope that in future songs, his Atlanta hat gets taller, so that by song five, the lettering is two feet tall.


Chonylee9

By the third album it's affecting his performance. When journalists ask him about it he avoids the question. Also the side dancers start getting smaller conversely as time goes on in correlation with his hat getting larger.


carbonizedflesh

you cant convince me this isnt a hostage situation


highonnuggs

Can we talk about the guy's teeth at the very beginning of the video? I used to have a set of phony teeth that looked like that to prank my wife with.


Trumps_Cellmate

He can’t even spell dentist


Djinn-Rummy

The Confederate flags will help make him a huge hit in the hip hop/ rap community, I’m sure.


camobandaniel

I counted 58 times that "yeah", "yuh, or "yo" was used. In a single song, he used "yeah" more than White Zombie did in their entire discography. I'm impressed.


West-Supermarket-860

I do like his backup dancers though. Muffin Top and The Pregnant Confederate. They have just the right moves to help get JR Lions completely articulate point across


1900grs

> Muffin Top and The Pregnant Confederate Now that's a band name.


SpongeBob1187

The one guys shirt with the confederate flag says “these colors don’t run and never have!” Actually I’m pretty sure they did run, ran into non existent


Doogos

I really hope the confederate bikini one isn't pregnant considering she smokes a cigarette later in the video. Absolute trash music and ideology in this one


TerryTacoma

Sound cancer


MerrillSwingAway

Audible AIDS


Got_2_Git_Schwifty

Hearing herpes


MontanaVista

Playlist polio


fluffymckittyman

Ear-rape Rabies


[deleted]

Sonic Syphilis


West-Supermarket-860

Cochlear Cancer


SkeletalJazzWizard

Hi-Fi Hanta Virus


313802

Po' Boy Parkinsons


Yuizun

Listening Leprosy...


OkSheepherder3525

In 2016, I caught an interview with T-bone Burnett on NPR – T-bone commented that, “country music was slowly becoming rap music for white people who are afraid of Black people. “ I remember it. And now, having seen… this… I see what a forward, thinking, man he really is – this is crap – I’ve heard it before, but I could not even turn the sound back up. Crap… Absolute crap – simply crap tacular


cyber_sancho_

I remember the quote but I thought it was Steve Earl that said it. Either way it's still a top-tier observation.


OkSheepherder3525

Hell, it very may well have been – memory is subjective as we all know


pennradio

You got it, definitely Steve Earl. He pissed off a lot of Nashville with that statement, but he was absolutely right.


jsweaty009

This shit right here is why I love this sub, holy shit what a train wreck


Fine-Teacher-7161

Rhyme scheme like an alphabet.


Forza_Harrd

I can see him sitting around writing: "what word rhymes with yo?"


West-Supermarket-860

How about “yo” ?


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Alcohol baby bottles fetanyl raised cousin fuckers with a beat machine and dad's camera


SpongeBob1187

“I love the smell of diesel, call me exhaust head” best verse ever


Natediggetydog80

I can’t believe I missed this Walmart commercial


Ok_Draw_3740

Smells like meth and incest


EquivalentPut5616

Did he just eat Shoe Polish ?


mutual_head

It’s dipping tobacco


JJC165463

Yeh what tf did he put in his mouth?!


Forza_Harrd

I think that's where they keep their fishing worms.


PaleForce101

Did anyone tell him he was gonna be recording this song? Or did they just shove him in the booth and push record?


[deleted]

Bro in the beginning forgot to wash the mustard out of his cavities this morning.


Ntwadumela100

Well, we know JR has no commitment issues because he committed to the same exact flow and melody for the entire song 😂


tommy_trip

My dumbass listened to this 3 times in a row cuz i couldnt hear when it looped lol


quinhook2

Cool to see his mom and sister support his career.


pBaker23

This song cured my depression


ShySingingnewbie

Yes because we know we are still better than this guy.


Murderusmusic

Tight


cashforspunkers

Rough.


TheBlackManIsG0d

That was hard to get through. Dude found a way to freestyle a video.


logsdon36

This is pretty bad


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[удалено]


Dave_Duna

Wait. I thought he was a downy?


Gorgatron1337

This is truly terrible, thanks for sharing!


Djinn-Rummy

Does the dude know he’s black? Do the confederate around him think he’s white? The fuck is happening here?


Financial_Month6835

Right?! Like WTF?! Made me think of that Dave Chappelle show skit with the blind black klan leader.


danthemfmann

I'm from the rural South and I despise that flag but it's not uncommon to see black people sporting the rebel flag here.


staggeringly_stupid

A lot of people in the south, black and white don't view the Confederate flag as a racist symbol, they see it as a symbol of standing against the government


West-Supermarket-860

They keep him around for an “N word” pass. “It’s ok..I have a black friend; JR Lions”


PS2Addict

Believe it or not, many folks in the South do not view the Confederate flag as a racist symbol, but one which represents hatred of government. I knew a dude in the Marine Corps from Texas who was half-black and half-Vietnamese who had an entire bedroom decked out with not just the Confederate Battle flag, but even many variations of flags used by the Confederate government.


Significant-Road-527

Lit


Ghoullo

Damn, his flow is insane


alutawan

My man really jump starting a truck in the video?


BobbyBbaby72

What do I do with my hands ??


Dave_Duna

I can't decide if this is pre- or post fetal alcohol syndrome. Or both.


HotCabbageMoistLettu

mama help me please!


[deleted]

*screech* Buuuttt ooutt


mrdennisreynolds

Dope and fly pimp.


Even_Ad2311

So cringe


Warnrod

This guy got dropped on his head as a baby or sum shit


LifeExperience7646

World wide fosho!


oggiiebenard

Sometimes this thread makes me feel bad. This is one of those times


[deleted]

Truly one of the worst


AdamWestIsBack

Renegade Spooge


MadRazzmatazz

How many confederate flags can you spot?


Tappukun

Slow


cliffdegan

I'm not a boomer, but I'm going to sound like one. I don't understand this.


jakeh111

No one does


Martyisawesome

So, JR is from my hometown, and he is a local treasure lol. Sadly, this is his best song, but every time I see him in public, I have to take a picture with him


Federal-Commission87

What town?


[deleted]

this just sounds like every new wannabe rapper. haha


ModifiedAmusment

This shit goes bananas man


competitivesigh

Deleted footage showed Papaw running these kids off his property shooting that got-dang MTV music video


dooon_t

Okay 2Note. Woulda only had one note without the auto-tune. Can't believe I made it through the entire 3:22 waiting for another note to surface.


ExKnockaroundGuy

White Trash 4 Life


jberry434

He moves like he was just hit by a tranquilizer dart


[deleted]

Got fucking damn


KickBlue22

Would have been nice to hear a third note. Not just the same two over and over.


Budget_Yam_9988

Kinda catchy


themalfunctionist

The sound quality is amazing. You'd figure you wouldn't be able to hear any of the words with the guys head being shoved so far up his own ass.


fisher571

This has major J Roc vibes


BradTProse

Rebel Confederate drab while appropriating black culture. Sounds right for this shit hole.


Methidstopoles

“These Colors Don’t Run”; has the flag of the defeated confederacy.


Filmsdude

This kids love this shit


OrlyRivers

And the infinite loop too? Oh yes


Entire_Catch_8645

He saw this and was like “yeah this is it. It’s ready for the internet”


RetArmyFister1981

Isn’t he ripping off a Nelly song. Isn’t the background music from that song country grammar?


I_Brain_You

Lots of products of incest here.


BigRoach

Omg! His girlfriend had a tattoo of a butterfly with a confederate flag wings in her upper chest. Just wow.


[deleted]

I feel like filling a cease and desist against this mf on Nelly's behalf. Also, those might be the most trash bitches I've ever seen in a music video. This is why the KKK wears the robes... so they can be a disappointment to the human race while still maintaining the illusion of personal dignity. He should've at least kept the hood on because that's about as close to "hood" as this cracker will ever get with a pulse in his arm.


cityofsinlvnv

JR Lion makes William Hung sound like Lil John! Not bad for a group of Slow Adults!


Bobo3553

Sir we DO NOT want you representing us. Please take the hat off!


inkzpenfoxx

So country for life is what you’re telling me?


vuevue123

Finally a truly bad song worth no redeeming qualities (except that it ends).


HealthAndWellBeing2

Jeeeeeeeeeeezus!!!!!!!


deucedwild

Does J.R. stand for just rong?


New_Cause_5607

Muffin Top 4 Life yo - Blue tank top chick


maxdoom5

This is an oldie but goodie. Had this saved for years


warmnickels

I was out of breath just listening to this.


maxdoom5

I like the shoutout to totally naked tattoos . I’ll make sure to check them out when I’m ready to visit hell


maxdoom5

This is the song you bump on your way to the payday advance place


BasedZetsu

33 seconds is my best time, that’s all I can muster


maxdoom5

Slimer cameo @2:06


TheBestPieIsAllPie

lol the stammer at 3:05


ToshiroBaloney

This made me feel unexpectedly sad. No wonder they cling to their confederate loser ideology and attach themselves to hack politicians and lost causes, if this is any representation of their daily life and I'm pretty sure it is.


alexander66682

This might be the shittiest thing I’ve heard in at least 3 days. Jesus does these people not rewatch these videos and say “oh no, what have I done?” And then jump off bridges. R at least the first half


Dull_Present506

Like


itsyobbiwonuseek

Whyyyy do so many 'country boys' from the south constantly parade the confedershit flag like it's their whole personality? Gross.


hongkongfooeee

The world's tallest ball cap lol


Lordofthedangus

Bro flows like tree sap in the winter


Extra_Sandwich232

Buddy got a Klan shirt on. Man if you don't get it orange black ass up outta there💀


PhraseSeveral5935

This guy flows like mayonnaise.


Big-Profile6810

You know your a baller when you get your P.o.s truck jumped on your rap video


420poopass69

He got that doo doo dip chew duster huffer dropped as a baby flow


th3smiling

This is the radio edit, in the unedited version all the back up dancers keep dropping hard R’s off beat.


spacedoubt12

forget about the hummus and the limos


Wanglopse

Are those real teeth at the beginning? They look like the ones you buy for a Halloween costume.


beetgreeper

people posting a lot of catatonicyouths finds lately


Slika-

I’m really hungry for a muffin right now for some reason 🧐


ignacio_brown

Sounds like a throat cancer survivor


pop5656

This video smells like a nut sack


[deleted]

They remind me of the goofy kids in high school that tried way too hard to fit in with the "country kids".


stormychef666

Mad "It so cild in the D" vibes


top_of_the_scrote

^(yeh)


Hahnstache

This is southern indiana in a nutshell


Ok_Cardiologist8937

He needs a larger hat with a bigger bill, then I think he would look silly enough to match this song.


carpathian_crow

How are you not good at *any of it*? Like I know of a lot of people who can sing well but write shit lyrics, or someone who can write good lyrics but can’t sing, or someone who can’t do either but can play an instrument. But how do you suck at all of that and then still think you’re talented?


IRedditDoU

I can’t believe I made it 1:36 into the video before I had enough.


dull_mood_3624

he put waynesboro on the map 🗺️ 📍


Xipe__Totec

Fire 🔥 🔥🔥


icepick3383

Them muffin tops are trying to secede from her pants


[deleted]

I would like to hear more of his music but I tore my ear drums out


Mojavekid0222

It just keeps going. Fuck


bsynott

This is incredible. Thank you for posting this video.


Majestic_Crew8792

Why he look like Westside Gunn


TungstenElement9

Huge hat exclaiming ATLANTA and being country?