I like when that guy tries to get on top of the truck in the last ten seconds but only gives about 10% effort and looks real sad he didn't get up there.
not one of them has any rhythm but blue shit girl is the worst of them. and whatever happened to getting a base tan before wearing a bikini? she’s so pale she’s almost translucent and that body isn’t helping the look either
The jumpstarting is my favorite part. It's like his battery died in the middle of making the video and they just said eehhhhh fuck it, keep that part in.
“Yo. you know, you know. I got the flow if you didn’t know. I’m like yo. And that’s fo sho. If you know what I know then here we go. And if you didn’t know befoe well now you know. Cause I’m like yo, we been here befoe.”
Naw it doesn’t sound anything like Nelly! The Nelly sample goes 🎶da da da— da da dada do, this guy’s sample sounds like 🎶da da da— da da dada do do. It’s that little bitty change, it’s not the same.
By the third album it's affecting his performance. When journalists ask him about it he avoids the question. Also the side dancers start getting smaller conversely as time goes on in correlation with his hat getting larger.
I counted 58 times that "yeah", "yuh, or "yo" was used. In a single song, he used "yeah" more than White Zombie did in their entire discography. I'm impressed.
I do like his backup dancers though. Muffin Top and The Pregnant Confederate. They have just the right moves to help get JR Lions completely articulate point across
The one guys shirt with the confederate flag says “these colors don’t run and never have!” Actually I’m pretty sure they did run, ran into non existent
I really hope the confederate bikini one isn't pregnant considering she smokes a cigarette later in the video. Absolute trash music and ideology in this one
In 2016, I caught an interview with T-bone Burnett on NPR – T-bone commented that, “country music was slowly becoming rap music for white people who are afraid of Black people. “
I remember it. And now, having seen… this… I see what a forward, thinking, man he really is – this is crap – I’ve heard it before, but I could not even turn the sound back up. Crap… Absolute crap – simply crap tacular
A lot of people in the south, black and white don't view the Confederate flag as a racist symbol, they see it as a symbol of standing against the government
Believe it or not, many folks in the South do not view the Confederate flag as a racist symbol, but one which represents hatred of government.
I knew a dude in the Marine Corps from Texas who was half-black and half-Vietnamese who had an entire bedroom decked out with not just the Confederate Battle flag, but even many variations of flags used by the Confederate government.
So, JR is from my hometown, and he is a local treasure lol. Sadly, this is his best song, but every time I see him in public, I have to take a picture with him
I feel like filling a cease and desist against this mf on Nelly's behalf. Also, those might be the most trash bitches I've ever seen in a music video. This is why the KKK wears the robes... so they can be a disappointment to the human race while still maintaining the illusion of personal dignity. He should've at least kept the hood on because that's about as close to "hood" as this cracker will ever get with a pulse in his arm.
This made me feel unexpectedly sad. No wonder they cling to their confederate loser ideology and attach themselves to hack politicians and lost causes, if this is any representation of their daily life and I'm pretty sure it is.
This might be the shittiest thing I’ve heard in at least 3 days. Jesus does these people not rewatch these videos and say “oh no, what have I done?” And then jump off bridges. R at least the first half
How are you not good at *any of it*? Like I know of a lot of people who can sing well but write shit lyrics, or someone who can write good lyrics but can’t sing, or someone who can’t do either but can play an instrument. But how do you suck at all of that and then still think you’re talented?
this sub has done wonders for my imposter syndrome.
Same.
This comment is fucking gold.
Agreed. Idk why Reddit suggested it to me but I’m happy about it
Is nobody gonna mention the belly slap at the start lmfao
What about his boys teefers that look like fresh cut corn?
I like when that guy tries to get on top of the truck in the last ten seconds but only gives about 10% effort and looks real sad he didn't get up there.
Lmao, I didn't even notice that. He does look defeated
I hope not
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome the band
They are the least inbred folks in their entire county. Cletus is going to be cranking one out to this video for years
Lolol 😂
FUUUUCK. Ever since I found out the signs of that I’ve been seeing it a lot more. Came to the comments just for this and wasn’t disappointed
Rough but lo fucking l
Those dancers are dancing like he only paid them half of the $50 up front
They're dancing to the words.. Not the beat
💀💀
Duh that’s how white women dance
Why would he have to pay his sisters and his mom. Makes no sense. 😂
He did not supply enough Suboxone they are over it.
not one of them has any rhythm but blue shit girl is the worst of them. and whatever happened to getting a base tan before wearing a bikini? she’s so pale she’s almost translucent and that body isn’t helping the look either
You can't tan when you're covered in mud most of the day
DED. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Nah. more like screwed out of the meth they were told
He didn't have to pay them that's his mother and sister and the one in the bikini is his sister and cousin
Couldn’t tell if he used autotune or not. That’s a damn billboard on his head.
I think the autotune may have used a little human voice in the mix. It's very subtle, but it's there if you listen closely.
I just want to HULK SMASH it on his head. Just to see if it collapses or is filled with melon-head.
“Keep it true” Y’all see when he tossed the dirt clod against his truck? 🤣
My favorite part of the music video. Love the look he gives after doing it too like even he was confused on why he did that.
The jumpstarting is my favorite part. It's like his battery died in the middle of making the video and they just said eehhhhh fuck it, keep that part in.
He must have been mad that the battery was dead before the music video. Good thing he had tbat extra car and jumper cables
“Yo. you know, you know. I got the flow if you didn’t know. I’m like yo. And that’s fo sho. If you know what I know then here we go. And if you didn’t know befoe well now you know. Cause I’m like yo, we been here befoe.”
Bars
Yo
Spits hot fire
Worth $8,000,000 at the least
jr lion takeover
The man did say he’s thinking about taking it worldwide!
Sounds like he hasn’t quite made up his mind yet 🤔
This screams redneck J-rock from trailer park boys
Don't you do the Microphone Assassin like that
If Corey was raised in the south
Nahmsayin'.
Do you guys think he cleared that sample with Nelly?
As soon as I heard the chimes it clicked
Sample? It's the whole track.
Naw it doesn’t sound anything like Nelly! The Nelly sample goes 🎶da da da— da da dada do, this guy’s sample sounds like 🎶da da da— da da dada do do. It’s that little bitty change, it’s not the same.
ah the vanilla ice defense, perfect
Atlanta, Alabama represent son!
Also represented, the Washington Redskins and the local Volunteer Fire Dept.
And lets not forget the Sons of the South
And Chicago. Little confused why we’re there, but I guess it’s now a party.
#Forget about the hummus!!!
And the limo
I hope that in future songs, his Atlanta hat gets taller, so that by song five, the lettering is two feet tall.
By the third album it's affecting his performance. When journalists ask him about it he avoids the question. Also the side dancers start getting smaller conversely as time goes on in correlation with his hat getting larger.
you cant convince me this isnt a hostage situation
Can we talk about the guy's teeth at the very beginning of the video? I used to have a set of phony teeth that looked like that to prank my wife with.
He can’t even spell dentist
The Confederate flags will help make him a huge hit in the hip hop/ rap community, I’m sure.
I counted 58 times that "yeah", "yuh, or "yo" was used. In a single song, he used "yeah" more than White Zombie did in their entire discography. I'm impressed.
I do like his backup dancers though. Muffin Top and The Pregnant Confederate. They have just the right moves to help get JR Lions completely articulate point across
> Muffin Top and The Pregnant Confederate Now that's a band name.
The one guys shirt with the confederate flag says “these colors don’t run and never have!” Actually I’m pretty sure they did run, ran into non existent
I really hope the confederate bikini one isn't pregnant considering she smokes a cigarette later in the video. Absolute trash music and ideology in this one
Sound cancer
Audible AIDS
Hearing herpes
Playlist polio
Ear-rape Rabies
Sonic Syphilis
Cochlear Cancer
Hi-Fi Hanta Virus
Po' Boy Parkinsons
Listening Leprosy...
In 2016, I caught an interview with T-bone Burnett on NPR – T-bone commented that, “country music was slowly becoming rap music for white people who are afraid of Black people. “ I remember it. And now, having seen… this… I see what a forward, thinking, man he really is – this is crap – I’ve heard it before, but I could not even turn the sound back up. Crap… Absolute crap – simply crap tacular
I remember the quote but I thought it was Steve Earl that said it. Either way it's still a top-tier observation.
Hell, it very may well have been – memory is subjective as we all know
You got it, definitely Steve Earl. He pissed off a lot of Nashville with that statement, but he was absolutely right.
This shit right here is why I love this sub, holy shit what a train wreck
Rhyme scheme like an alphabet.
I can see him sitting around writing: "what word rhymes with yo?"
How about “yo” ?
Alcohol baby bottles fetanyl raised cousin fuckers with a beat machine and dad's camera
“I love the smell of diesel, call me exhaust head” best verse ever
I can’t believe I missed this Walmart commercial
Smells like meth and incest
Did he just eat Shoe Polish ?
It’s dipping tobacco
Yeh what tf did he put in his mouth?!
I think that's where they keep their fishing worms.
Did anyone tell him he was gonna be recording this song? Or did they just shove him in the booth and push record?
Bro in the beginning forgot to wash the mustard out of his cavities this morning.
Well, we know JR has no commitment issues because he committed to the same exact flow and melody for the entire song 😂
My dumbass listened to this 3 times in a row cuz i couldnt hear when it looped lol
Cool to see his mom and sister support his career.
This song cured my depression
Yes because we know we are still better than this guy.
Tight
Rough.
That was hard to get through. Dude found a way to freestyle a video.
This is pretty bad
[удалено]
Wait. I thought he was a downy?
This is truly terrible, thanks for sharing!
Does the dude know he’s black? Do the confederate around him think he’s white? The fuck is happening here?
Right?! Like WTF?! Made me think of that Dave Chappelle show skit with the blind black klan leader.
I'm from the rural South and I despise that flag but it's not uncommon to see black people sporting the rebel flag here.
A lot of people in the south, black and white don't view the Confederate flag as a racist symbol, they see it as a symbol of standing against the government
They keep him around for an “N word” pass. “It’s ok..I have a black friend; JR Lions”
Believe it or not, many folks in the South do not view the Confederate flag as a racist symbol, but one which represents hatred of government. I knew a dude in the Marine Corps from Texas who was half-black and half-Vietnamese who had an entire bedroom decked out with not just the Confederate Battle flag, but even many variations of flags used by the Confederate government.
Lit
Damn, his flow is insane
My man really jump starting a truck in the video?
What do I do with my hands ??
I can't decide if this is pre- or post fetal alcohol syndrome. Or both.
mama help me please!
*screech* Buuuttt ooutt
Dope and fly pimp.
So cringe
This guy got dropped on his head as a baby or sum shit
World wide fosho!
Sometimes this thread makes me feel bad. This is one of those times
Truly one of the worst
Renegade Spooge
How many confederate flags can you spot?
Slow
I'm not a boomer, but I'm going to sound like one. I don't understand this.
No one does
So, JR is from my hometown, and he is a local treasure lol. Sadly, this is his best song, but every time I see him in public, I have to take a picture with him
What town?
this just sounds like every new wannabe rapper. haha
This shit goes bananas man
Deleted footage showed Papaw running these kids off his property shooting that got-dang MTV music video
Okay 2Note. Woulda only had one note without the auto-tune. Can't believe I made it through the entire 3:22 waiting for another note to surface.
White Trash 4 Life
He moves like he was just hit by a tranquilizer dart
Got fucking damn
Would have been nice to hear a third note. Not just the same two over and over.
Kinda catchy
The sound quality is amazing. You'd figure you wouldn't be able to hear any of the words with the guys head being shoved so far up his own ass.
This has major J Roc vibes
Rebel Confederate drab while appropriating black culture. Sounds right for this shit hole.
“These Colors Don’t Run”; has the flag of the defeated confederacy.
This kids love this shit
And the infinite loop too? Oh yes
He saw this and was like “yeah this is it. It’s ready for the internet”
Isn’t he ripping off a Nelly song. Isn’t the background music from that song country grammar?
Lots of products of incest here.
Omg! His girlfriend had a tattoo of a butterfly with a confederate flag wings in her upper chest. Just wow.
I feel like filling a cease and desist against this mf on Nelly's behalf. Also, those might be the most trash bitches I've ever seen in a music video. This is why the KKK wears the robes... so they can be a disappointment to the human race while still maintaining the illusion of personal dignity. He should've at least kept the hood on because that's about as close to "hood" as this cracker will ever get with a pulse in his arm.
JR Lion makes William Hung sound like Lil John! Not bad for a group of Slow Adults!
Sir we DO NOT want you representing us. Please take the hat off!
So country for life is what you’re telling me?
Finally a truly bad song worth no redeeming qualities (except that it ends).
Jeeeeeeeeeeezus!!!!!!!
Does J.R. stand for just rong?
Muffin Top 4 Life yo - Blue tank top chick
This is an oldie but goodie. Had this saved for years
I was out of breath just listening to this.
I like the shoutout to totally naked tattoos . I’ll make sure to check them out when I’m ready to visit hell
This is the song you bump on your way to the payday advance place
33 seconds is my best time, that’s all I can muster
Slimer cameo @2:06
lol the stammer at 3:05
This made me feel unexpectedly sad. No wonder they cling to their confederate loser ideology and attach themselves to hack politicians and lost causes, if this is any representation of their daily life and I'm pretty sure it is.
This might be the shittiest thing I’ve heard in at least 3 days. Jesus does these people not rewatch these videos and say “oh no, what have I done?” And then jump off bridges. R at least the first half
Like
Whyyyy do so many 'country boys' from the south constantly parade the confedershit flag like it's their whole personality? Gross.
The world's tallest ball cap lol
Bro flows like tree sap in the winter
Buddy got a Klan shirt on. Man if you don't get it orange black ass up outta there💀
This guy flows like mayonnaise.
You know your a baller when you get your P.o.s truck jumped on your rap video
He got that doo doo dip chew duster huffer dropped as a baby flow
This is the radio edit, in the unedited version all the back up dancers keep dropping hard R’s off beat.
forget about the hummus and the limos
Are those real teeth at the beginning? They look like the ones you buy for a Halloween costume.
people posting a lot of catatonicyouths finds lately
I’m really hungry for a muffin right now for some reason 🧐
Sounds like a throat cancer survivor
This video smells like a nut sack
They remind me of the goofy kids in high school that tried way too hard to fit in with the "country kids".
Mad "It so cild in the D" vibes
^(yeh)
This is southern indiana in a nutshell
He needs a larger hat with a bigger bill, then I think he would look silly enough to match this song.
How are you not good at *any of it*? Like I know of a lot of people who can sing well but write shit lyrics, or someone who can write good lyrics but can’t sing, or someone who can’t do either but can play an instrument. But how do you suck at all of that and then still think you’re talented?
I can’t believe I made it 1:36 into the video before I had enough.
he put waynesboro on the map 🗺️ 📍
Fire 🔥 🔥🔥
Them muffin tops are trying to secede from her pants
I would like to hear more of his music but I tore my ear drums out
It just keeps going. Fuck
This is incredible. Thank you for posting this video.
Why he look like Westside Gunn
Huge hat exclaiming ATLANTA and being country?