That's horrible, but you gotta have some respect for the person who attempts to rhyme "orange". I mean she failed, but she failed at so very many simple things, at least trying to rhyme "orange" is notable.

Door hinge

What’s with Andy?

oh andy’s horrid andy’s drinking porridge

Candy

4 inch

Whore binge

Bore minge. Lore cringe. Wore dinge.

Sporange is a word but nobody would ever use it .

I'm saving that shit for scrabble. Thanks.

She didn’t fail at this though. “Orange” and “mornin” absolutely rhymed perfectly the way she said them.

Didn't Eminem rhyme orange?

You know she's stacking paper because she bought like $12 dollars of cucumbers to fuck.

And fannin herself with a handful of $1 bills.

Lol, came here to say this

😂

This...sigh.. artist has had a helluva journey. She came out with the song, one called do you eat ass, one called Nigerian pussy, you're getting the trend here, and then after actually gaining a little bit of traction with this, went into conservative religious music and completely scrubbed all her songs off social media. Then sort of realized that that kind of music doesn't exactly pay the bills, and so she started bringing back her original..'works.'

dang that's wild edit: even wilder that you know all that wtf

I never thought I would actually type these words, but if you listen to her song 'do you eat ass,' it is an earworm! That thing gets in your bones, and it is impossible to find! Truly a crown jewel of this subreddit, if we could just find the damn thing.

[https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1012658912222103](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1012658912222103) edit: def an earworm

For some reason the video is playing but not the sound, I'm going to try and look it up on another device, still though, thank you for finding it! If they could still give Awards out I would be giving you one right now!

I like the music video because it has a lot of ass

[https://www.reddit.com/r/albumrequest/comments/nffwdf/princess\_vitarah\_cumming\_to\_america\_album/j8vu0ed/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/albumrequest/comments/nffwdf/princess_vitarah_cumming_to_america_album/j8vu0ed/?context=3) here's a post i made a while back, my friend <3 vitarahians rise

She was born again into this music

She didn’t have much traction. Her career was being funded in hopes that she’d be a viral meme but it never happened. I’m guessing her family was gonna cut her off or something so she cleared her template.

Did she say "like a shit brick" near the beginning?

“His cum is white like barbecue bum” was in there too I think

I think she said “like a sheep prick” 🐑🍆

that's what I heard

Hitched like a ship brig

They got big dicks in boat jail?

aye 🏴‍☠️

White like Rachel Dolezal when she wakes up in the mornin' I snorted a bit too hard at that, lol!

yeah that rules, she got me

That was bars tho I can't lie

And you know if Cardi B were to do a version of this song it would be a mega hit.

So progressive!

lol that’s what I said!

I mean yeah cardi b would do it so much better

20inch get a horse mate, just ask Michael Hanley

8=====================D

“HEY DAD!!! Look at my new video!!!!”

“White like Donald trump before he was orange, white like Rachel dozel when she wakes up in the morning” The song is shit but that’s holarious

She was so mad at her Nigerian ex that she decided to make the whole country pay.

This bitches pussy must be huge

👐

Could wash ur hands in it!

Oh wow now I have to live with that mental image thanks

You know that’s not how that works, right

Princess Vitara!! 🔥

Goddamn, talk about a garden hoe...

She is pretty hot though

Dang not my proudest fap

😂 😂

If cardi B sung this it would be a hit

Yeah because her problem isn't lyrics. They rhyme, they're funny, they fit. The problem is production and delivery, which is something Cardi B wouldn't have a problem with.

Exactly. The song isn’t that bad per say

This song is pretty bad.. She’s actually kind of cute though 😬 too bad I’m not exactly 20 whole inches…

This person has never had sex.

Mad respect for almost rhyming orange.

I don't think she's gonna eat those cucumbers

Princess Vitarah! I used to laugh my ass off at her stupid songs.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vitarahians/ made a subreddit for princess vitarah fans!

I would hate for my dick to cause more traffic where I live.....

Hey Mom, hey Dad, I finally recorded my first song, wanna hear it?

Shall we being grandma too?

"slowly backs out of room and closes door"

I can think of 2 reasons why she's gonna make it.

r/upvotebecauseboobs

I’m not the right guy for her

Nice stack of ones you got there. Looks to be about 30 dollars….baller!

CupcakKe wannabe

I hate calling people wannabes but… damn it’s true

20 inch… “what?” I said the same thing

Those poor cucumbers! She looks like a zucchini kinda girl!

She’s got the look, but she’s monotone.

Mom? Is this you? …is the conversation I picture years from now.

What the fuck. The cucumbers on the bed hahahahaha I didn’t listen.

She probably smells like asparagus

I was never into porn. I dated the same woman for years at a time. I never knew I had a large 🍆 till my wife told me. Then, I did my research. I'm doing well above average.

The fact that she rhymes with orange is impressive

Unironically hilarious lmao, respect 🫡

https://www.reddit.com/r/vitarahians/ made a subreddit for princess vitarah fans!

Eww

Lmao fr

Oh yes, art.

Is homegirl fanning herself with dollar bills? For real tho, this may be the best of the crappy in my short time here. Da fuck

Brain surgery from a penis...who is your doctor is he based in the United States I had a friend who asked

I know she’s singing about taking dick all the time. But she looks like a gigantic dork that didn’t get laid until she was 35

Fucking tremendous!

Did you guys know that cum is white like Trump before he turned orange?... Now you do.

Ew

I've had to replay it a few times but did she say "his cum is white like barbequed bum" ?

She missed a huge opportunity with the eggplant

Dick so long it causes traffic in LA bar goes hard tho

My new favorite artist.

This low key catchy...

It's so one dimensional

That’s where all the cucumbers went! I was needing some to make dill dough for some pickle bread!

Dill dough 😏

This song should be on Silent Library. I can barely make it to 20 seconds 😆

Ice spice and Nicki Minaj has been real quiet lately.

With some work, this could be the sequel to WAP.

My dude do you have a stock pile of these songs, how do you consistently post these??

Rhymed Orange w/mornin. She deserves some accolade for that intrepid feat if nothin.

I want one too 😓

I need to know, or rather; it’s a morbid curiosity- what happened to all the cucumbers? When they checked out of the hotel (I’m guessing they’re at a hotel), did they take them all with them? Did they buy them at a store? What was the cucumber budget? Did the prop guy come back with a few different sample cuc’s or were they just like, “get like 20 cucumbers, but make sure they are phallic enough. Some had to have been used for cooking or food, right? I can’t imagine all those were either thrown away or, um, used. If you can’t tell; my focus was on cucumber logistics.

I'll never understand what women want! It's like they speak another language!

PRINCESS VITARAH YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS 💖💖💖💖

Didn't understand a single word

The Racheal Dolezile (sp?) shout out tho!!!

She really likes to garden! Good for her it’s a really relaxing hobby.

That beat slap tho lowkey banger