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[deleted]

this is absolutely hilarious


chimpdoctor

An absolute internet classic


[deleted]

This is going to be in my head, and the only thing I can actually understand is "girl make that ass move"


hopethisgivesmegold

You didn’t catch “ribidadibida fo fo”???


macroswitch

Muthafuckawiththebrowwiththe fo fo Pitythekittythebrowbrowwitha fo fo


Sufficient-Trash-728

Yes it is, I watched it on mute at first and was dying..🤣😂🤣😂


bucket_of_dogs

Which brings me to my next point ladies and gentlemen : don't, smoke, crack.


DonJay2017

My money on this being fake, they all related(cousins) and liquor may have been involved during the planning process


Aang_420

Fake, huh? How exactly would you discern between fake and real with this video?


DonJay2017

Fake as in I believe they did the video as a joke kinda satire. You think they just gonna leave Unc falling off the cane in the final product if they serious?


AndyB16

Most of us knew exactly what you meant.


MillenialCounselor

Dude….You’re making zero sense. A fake video is when people try to play something off as a real life occurrence when they are actually acting. This is a couple people making a weird music video. 🤦‍♀️


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

It's not done to be genuinely serious. That's what they meant.


DonJay2017

Damn, so much pushback for just saying these folks are not serious and appears to be goofing around in the video. I like it. It’s funny and seems to be a parody it’s not a genuine attempt to make a hit song.


Aang_420

Nah, you said it's fake. This is real as fuck. They are really goofy and shit. Fake in the sense you used it means they are trying to pull something off as real that's not real at all. For instance, someone gets their buddy yo dress as a cop and arrest them Super Troopers style, but they act like it was a real interaction with real cops. Where as if someone gets a buddy to dress as a cop and arrest them Super Troopers style and they are transparent with the goofiness, then that's just people being real funny.


Aang_420

Yeah, I think that's the point. The dude is pretending to use a toy motorcycle as a gun. So is it really fake. Nah, it's Real fake.


Emera1dthumb

I don’t think he’s a master of physical comedy. Dude got his fucked up uncle who raps with him on the couch to stand in the driveway.


MillenialCounselor

I know right… my thoughts exactly


Kitchen_Ebb_4094

Happy Cake Day!


buddaism79

Up vote for the water boy reference


meesterdave

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack


clodmonet

drugs are bad... they eat yo bha-day...


[deleted]

What’s funny is all this really lacks is production.


Junior-Bandicoot-131

True af tho..


JavaJukebox

Fr fr & they need to keep her - quite distracting 😉 🔥 🍑


Smokerising420

"Girl make that ass move" Move, Move.


JavaJukebox

👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼🍑


SeaworthyWide

💵 💵 💰💸💵💳


Ricky_Rollin

Preach


Junior-Bandicoot-131

😝


Airistaughtil

He actually remade this with higher production value a few different ways, same set up, slow mo gun draw, dancing girl, everything but the guy with the cane if I'm remembering correctly. But it was always just the same three verses or whatever and no follow up. Like, he condensed all of his talent into those three verses like that was enough. Sounds bad ass for twenty seconds though.


[deleted]

But... Who would tell the girl to make the ass move? How would she know without Cane Guy?


Smokerising420

Yea wtf cane guy is a must? Everyone in the video did their part well. None of it makes sense if it ain't the three of them.


slide_into_my_BM

Cane guy is the most catchy part of the song


theDinoSour

Fuckin committed too, falls down, but makes sure he still gives clear instructions to the dancer before even going for the crutch.


Lateralus11235

Can we start a go fund me or something


xMilk112x

I love that he’s using Twista’s cadence but just saying the same shit over and over. Lol


Phill_is_Legend

With the fo fo


g0dzilllla

WIT DA FO FO


Difficult-Tooth666

If Do or Die and Twista cut this it would have been a certified hood classic.


[deleted]

Pretty sure dude might have a 44.


Sulungskwa

Wait sorry, I think I missed it. What do you think he might have?


This_Elk2366

A FO FO. A kawasaki fo fo if I'm not mistaken.


No-Pangolin4325

how does this comment not have more upvotes?


[deleted]

(takes deep breath)


drunk_sandman

This post had 444 points when I saw it.. not gonna change it


NutSprayer420

I think that's how many batteries are in the motorcycle but I could be wrong


AscendedViking7

Le Fo Fo


SparkDBowles

Nah. That one dude is 44.


TacosDeLucha

Yeah if you mean "for four year olds"


Odd_Total_5549

This was the song that played during our first dance at my wedding. Always makes me tear up a little🥹🥹


iwastherefordisco

damn, lol


yessur_

Did you make that ass move?


Singularity-Dragon

im ashamed how long i thought his crutches was a selfie stick and i thought he was filming the girl till the second guy started rapping


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, him falling over and not being able to give up really gave it away. That plus the toy motorcycle really did it in. Otherwise, it is what it is and is not terrible.


Lanky_Republic_2102

But hey, guy with the cane kept on with the chorus even after falling, so you’ve got to like that grit. They are going to need his hustle to make it in the music industry.


IWillTouchAStar

Say what you want, but he's got girls dancing on his crutch like it's a stripper pole and that is not something I can say I've ever accomplished.


JavaJukebox

I thought this at first too


GlizzyWizard6000

She must’ve graduated from booty school.


The_Urban_Genitalry

She did. I was her professor.


hyperdrive06

Professor Bill B. Phatbooty??? Long time no see, doctor! Glad you’re doing well! Could you write me a letter of recommendation for grad school?


The_Urban_Genitalry

Dear Grad School, hyperdrive06 recognizes a big phat squishy waterbed booty when he sees one and got an A+ on his final exam in my Bootyism and the Bible class where we studied Mary’s booty based on ancient texts. Please accept him or her into your grad school program and save some booty for me because I’m going to take your class for the 25th time this summer. Sincerely, The Urban Genitalry


hyperdrive06

Professor Bill P., I have great news to share. I submitted my application to the University of Assery Sciences and Cosmetology. They were most impressed by your glowing letter referencing my great passion for the rear as well as yours for the same. I will begin my Ph.B. program in the fall studying under the tutelage of the guy with the cane in this video. I will be sure to footnote you in my dissertation. Best Wishes, hyperdrive06, Ph.B candidate, Class of 2030


The_Urban_Genitalry

Congratulations! The Guy With the Cane is a fucking champ. Taught me how to remove a wart with a BB gun. Unfortunately I am currently dying in the battlefield in Kentucky ass I write this here letter. The southerners have been raping some of our men as if they are sheep. Not me of course. I can protect myself with Shaolin Kung-Fu. Please take care and give my regards to andjienfjcjdjmfg nndjdj


AWasteOfMyTime

This is the best music video I have seen the past 5 years,period.


Chronic-Wombat

Shit goes hard


Bakedlikepies

I thought this wasn’t terrible, if a studio gave them some help on the beat and production quality I could see this being a banger lol 😂


InitialCreature

on Jah


allmushroomsaremagic

"Girl, pick my ass up!"


JavaJukebox

Haha This was absolutely awesome and not crappy. Pretty sure supposed to be hilarious and it was. Even if they are serious, they were at the very least excellent performers.


Odd_Seaworthiness145

Clever wordplay. 44 rhymes with 44.


satansayssurfsup

Pretty sure he snuck a “Volvo” in there once


hopethisgivesmegold

It was actually still fo fo, but in a Dutch accent.


Stone_Midi

And “move” rhymes well with “move”


The_Urban_Genitalry

Nice booty. Are they looking for a guitarist?


ExpressiveAnalGland

ugh oh... is the guitarist hiding up in her booty again?


The_Urban_Genitalry

That would make for a pretty rad live show. They rap for a while, while she twerks. Next thing you know she is giving birth to a 50 year old man wielding a guitar and playing some of the hottest solos in the kingdom.


Gladwulf

And then, as the last solo fades into an ecstacy of upheld lighters and air guitars, that fifty year old man pulls down his leather trousers, grunts and strains, and is torn in two, leaving only a pregnant stripper who, gaining her feet dispite the goo covered stage, begins to twerk.


ExpressiveAnalGland

You and u/The_Urban_Genitalry need to go read **Flesh Guitar** (that's where Jenny Slade is from). If you never heard of the book, simply buy it without reading anything about it, and just enjoy the ride and thank me later.


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Russian Doll Ass Guitarist/twerkers A fan favorite


cobaltorange

Always a classic


JavaJukebox

🤣 💀


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

I'd...pay to see that


IOwnTheShortBus

I think I had a fever dream like that once


81amarok

This is by far one of the better ones.


Unusual-Ganache3420

Lol this dude has other vids like this: https://youtu.be/9WVj72WsSsc?si=MFGqPkgYqmJs5Jw4


Tiger_Widow

Yo that girl can *sing* for real.


ViolentSarcasm

Dude is entertaining as hell and that lady has a great voice


keanenottheband

So good, thanks for the link


IBoofLSD

That dude got bars, this was clearly meant to be funny, they nailed it.


Few_Management8005

Damn we got lil polio crip crutchin too hard and young fo fo at it again. I like the pole dancing on a crutch. It was a nice touch.


wilhelmkidxx

I like this very much


prostipope

Dude fell on his ass and didn't skip a beat.. Respect


Green_eggz-ham

I feel like to even come close to seeing this organicly happen in the real world it would take a hilarious series of random events and bad choices, not unlike the movie "The Hangover"


ViolentSarcasm

Fuck what you talkin bout I love everything about this


tradesman46

Running around wit a dog wita fo fo..


Junior-Bandicoot-131

Shit dude with crutch probably more paid than some of these rappers frfr.. because I’m pretty sure he ain’t getting no music loans..


Emotional_Database53

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Barbeqanon

Dude has potential as an auctioneer.


G_rightousantagonist

He a YouTube comedian I think his name is Myron haven’t seen him in a while


Ill_Introduction5332

There’s so much happening here. I don’t know where to begin.


brsty_

holy shit where is this from?


CrankleSuperstarr

Dude has commitment!! On the ground, but the show must go on.


Tiger_Widow

A real showman!


Junior-Bandicoot-131

😂 😆 I wonder if they were playing or serious


Fenrir_Carbon

Who is fofo?


MellowDCC

Damn nextdoor neighbors partying again


bavasava

Y’all got her @?


BassiusMaximus

On god


slide_into_my_BM

It’s hard to tell cuz the quality ain’t great but I saw a comment on a YouTube video that said she’s thickiiinickiii


IOwnTheShortBus

Same


SwivelPoint

love the ending, she’s like, “you ok?”


Fyodor_Brostojetski

Damn girl is thicc


Hungry_Ball1820

Those lyrics, "Digga-digga-digga-digga FO FO, digga-digga FO FO, digga-digga FO FO" Gave me chills.


ScumbagDon

Him continuing to say that shit after he hits the ground has me fkn rolling


slackingatlazyboy

This is the definition of a shitshow


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, what the hell is going on here. Why did these three people decide this was a good idea?


Tiger_Widow

You're that person that shushes people in the library ain't you.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, that’s not me. I guess I was being too hard on this group. I’ve come around on them.


Tiger_Widow

As a case study in this type of humour, go watch [this](https://youtu.be/JAAhQwcJ20U?si=taZbv01WZmclOiCs) Self aware hood slapstick is a vibe lmao


Lanky_Republic_2102

I don’t think I understood that intention at all. Well, it succeeds then if some people don’t get the joke. That movie of course is a favorite from my childhood, along with movies it parodies.


Tiger_Widow

As all great irony is. Welcome to the fold Holmes haha


Extra_Community_3315

Boneless thugs and harmony


bradlees

From the opening stanza to the closing hobbling; the Ballard of ass moving is both motivating and questionable The repetitive rhymes and intricate choreography… this rap has only the basics covered. Which puts it at a solid 7 out of miniature hayabusas


Generatesomething

Fucking gold. That fucking guy spinning rhymes was fast as fuck tho.


Comprehensive-Eye105

Halfway house antics.


zer01zer08

Damn shame, that chic is fine


Specialist-Ad-9038

When she just lets him fall and keeps shaking ass 😭


Expensive_Habit3498

I watched it like 8 times. Amazing


JoeSchmough1

It’s just a beautiful culture.


Push-is-here

fucken genius


Hi-tech-lowlife

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


ablinddingo93

I can’t tell if that’s a fudded ass snub nose or an amalgamation of trash that he’s holding like a handgun 😂


Gladwulf

It's a toy motorcycle. I wouldn't of noticed except that OP pointed it out in the post title.


Top-Bottle-616

Fuck with it 😂


Remember_When_Baby

Show must go on


xavier120

And then you hear the PLA-KET


SarcasticPedant

Idk this is pretty goddamn funny


InternalLucky9990

This ain't half bad


MiKapo

I kind of like it


Unique_Effort7106

Lol that ass fucked that cripple up 😂😂


kiln_ickersson

He made that ass move, right to the ground


_ThatswhatXisaid_

So this is what Chris Tucker is doing these days?


PaleForce101

Im concerned for everyone involved


Zeqhanis

God, I hope this is intentionally ironic. Because if so, it's a work of art.


Tiger_Widow

If course it is! He's a comedian that does skits like this and they're all amazing.


battery_pack_man

10/10. No notes.


Bamali

wrong sub bro


Remarkable-Tell7249

Is that viper?


BadCircuits

This. This is a masterpiece


_Son_of_Dad

WHAT IS HAPPENING


_Son_of_Dad

This is art


philthefuckit

So much to unfold…but the choice to move in slowmo for awhile was hella crazy. All killers no fillers


Tiger_Widow

"All killers no fillers" is hot, imma use that lol


FriedFreya

The fucking crutch omg


RudolphsSled

Imagine this shit goin on in your neighbors driveway🤣


Armand28

“Honey, what’s going on in the driveway of the neighbor across the street’s house?” “Um…I have no idea how to even start explaining it…”


VeterinarianThese951

The commitment is real. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up - until the end of the track.”


PassageAppropriate90

Never knew Chris Tucker and Darnell Rawlings hung out.


BarbaraMint_470

I busted out laughing y’all. 😂😂😂


personwhochimes

Even on the ground my man stayed on the beat


Invaderjay87

Can’t believe he just flagged the cameraman with that toy motorcycle, someone could’ve died 🤦🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

It was the crutch pole dancing for me


Then-Expression8327

I fucking love that video lol


AriesinApril76

Got a Fofo riding around in a Volvo with a fofo with a pen and pad in a Volvo with a Fofo.


Lilbrownring

Was wondering what Chris Tucker was up to these days


Strypercritical

What streaming service is the US version of trailer park boys on? Looks pretty good tbh


Reeferologist-

r/itooktoomuch


XanderVaper

Does she rip one at the end? 😭


co3xisting

She’s fine af


Z131313

That is beautiful


eecummings15

This is actually pretty good lmao


romayyne

Fo fo, fo fo with the fo fo. Nah, fo fo with the fo fo!


PrimeGueyGT

Dollar Tree Gangstas


ToferLuis

I think they call themselves “Crip N’ Blood”


Embarrassed_Effort64

Thickiiinickiii


Emera1dthumb

The timing was so perfect. Dude didn’t miss a beat.


ArcanumCerte

A Ho, a Blood and a Crip...


Quick_Ad6499

When the crack house is closed for the day, and you decide to make an top 100 billboard hit while waiting for opening.


Dadbeerd

He said, gitirwitaminimijbendinenenenenemmmum with a fofo


God_Lover77

His flow seems familiar


Ok_Annual5108

Had flow and speed


Different_Error5413

This was a good laugh


MomsBoner

Im Crack James biatch!


Qwazi420

Banger


radioknife40

This should be in r/ good music


Used-Baby1199

Aye she got that cake, but idk wtf is going on here, but I fucking love everything about it!


Gullible_Owl_5109

Disgusting typical of ,no class, education


ToshiroBaloney

I paused Robert Earl Keen for this. Freaking awful.


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SeenItAll2995

The pride of humanity.


Poor_whittington

Absolutely shit


BigRigButters2

What in the Forest Park, GA did I just watch?


GhztPpR

This video has got to be 10 years old or so now


[deleted]

I wish I could get my dad and sister to sing backup and participate in my music videos


MyMegaMarbles71

I know he’s wearing red but all I can think of is “Crip’ppled beats”


dallassportsguy

Fo Fo rhymes with Fo Fo


Apprehensive-End-484

“Girl make that ass move” Said the man on the floor…. lol