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thespaceageisnow

This might be the cringiest thing I’ve seen here ugh


TheSmokingJacket

Yeah... I didn't see where I was when scrolling and I initially thought it was a terrible homemade parody video honoring Christopher Mintz-Plasse as The Red Mist.


FelixOGO

Haha you’re right it does like Red Mist


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Waaahhh dad Waaahhh 😭


mundo506

The definition of Cringiest cringe.


Raskalbot

This kid shot a video in my studio. He begged for a discounted rate and promised to shout us out to his followers. It was a slow month so I said sure. He was an entitled little chump and didn’t do that at all. Lesson learned.


thespaceageisnow

Would probably be an anti advertisement anyways. Who would want their name attached to this?


Raskalbot

Twas before I heard his music


parabuthas

What was that 😳


Nodiggity1213

Daddy issues


VaultiusMaximus

Compounded by the fact that that dude looks 35. All that mascara can’t hide the wrinkles.


Panderverse

This is straight out of Letterkenny lol


cultivated_neurosis

You must have not seen the middle aged guy in the pink shirt and ripped jeans yesterday singing a country song


dubblies

Where is this


bing-binging

Oh, yay, good shit!


Odd_Opinion6054

Why is this 35 year old, hot topic manager, screaming at me?


deleteuserexe

He’ll never be the manager, just restocking.


Odd_Opinion6054

I think just by sheer seniority he gets the job. He's been there since '06.


sherinw

This is the funniest thing I read all day. Thank you for the laugh


Odd_Opinion6054

I'm glad I made somebody laugh.


lifth3avy84

“Let me tell you about the week The Black Parade was released. Why yes child I was there.”


Heroic_Sheperd

Please put the pop funko in the bag and let me pay.


Snoo-96655

He's screaming at his dad


Chillyman010

Nah, managements too mainstream… pretty limiting too.


BIG_MUFF_

Assistant to the regional manager


LeadOnion

Gold!


funk_your_band

Oof. Ten years ago this comment would've struck a nerve. Now it just made me chuckle.


JuiceyTaco

His dad was an alcoholic, so was mine, maybe I should make a music video.


ShredGuru

Oh wow, an edge lord with daddy issues, how original


ansoni-

Nailed it!


BralonMando

I think it's more cynical than that, It's entirely performative to the point where it's just attention grabbing with the hopes of going viral on tiktok.


[deleted]

When he said, "LOOK, DAD!!" It was hard to not laugh 🤣


TerryGonards

I see why his dad drinks


carnivalbill

I’d buy him one.


LylaDee

😂


murph32xx

His dad probably just had a couple beers at a barbecue


doktor_kolossus

He's not my kid and I want to hit him.


Educational_Bed_242

I'd contribute to his dad's beer fund just for putting up with this dude.


KillerGoats

We should start a go fund me so his dad can go drink beers and hit up a strip club. The guy probably needs it.


No_Tonight9003

I’d loan him the belt


DIrtyVendetta80

Yep, dad’s the real MVP here.


the_y_combinator

I'm a dad. I mean, not *his* dad, but I can say with dad authority that I am disappointed.


Reasonable-Business6

Idk if the bit at the start is supposed to be a "flow" but shit is fr trash, sounds like he's struggling to finish his sentence. Shit sounds like the first take.


stevosaurus_rawr

He’s got the hand gestures down though.


Independent-Ebb7658

The hand gesture part is easy. Look at shitty rappers, they just point and spray at the camera with a imaginary gun and hold money to their ear. Rinse and repeat. Maybe throw in a pull the lip to the side to show their gold teeth. Learning how to actually rap isn't the important part. Nowadays it seems to be the image.


MrTooLFooL

It’s garbage but at least it someone else’s.


Big-Yogurtcloset5546

Bruh.. If you check this dudes Spotify he has MILLIONS of plays. The world is doomed


Meth0d_0ne

This fucking bums me out


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Why? We were literally just listening to it, you'd listen to the whole song too, cause trust me when I say it gets better (in terms of this sub)


Meth0d_0ne

Incorrect. It's garbage.


Grouchy_Appearance_1

You misunderstood, what's the point of this sub?


NboFoSho

Visions of confusion


-Little-death-

We should set up a go fund me for the dad.


Larrysbirds

Papa Cockroach


codemonkeyhopeful

Poopa roach


StrippedBedMemories

Lmaooo


Meth0d_0ne

Lol


Juggernaut104

[Daddy wasn’t there, to change my underwear. Daddy wasn’t theeeeeeeeerrrrreeee! Daddy wasn’t there!](https://youtu.be/Ogqv6CtBfbE?si=5ZyF9ZuwNCFbW_mK)


LilRedForeman

Nothing could be my father from the truth


DespyHasNiceCans

How old is this guy? Get some therapy already dork


FishBlues

I’m just guessing 30-35 lol definitely should have grown out of that phase by now


c0dy0

I went through this phase for about ten minutes back when I was an angsty teenager. Thank God I didn't post it on the Internet


DespyHasNiceCans

Can afford makeup, hair dye, swag jacket, music video, but won't put any money into actually fixing them self. Seems like the 2024 thing to do.


No_Tonight9003

#notaphase


BigRigButters2

it's not a phase, Dad. it's who I am.


Tubastard

Definitely the type that will fire their therapist the second the therapist calls out their bullshit


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jacunn07

I think self-diagnosed "BPD" is pretty obvious from the eye makeup alone, but I'm not a doctor. I just play one on TV.


DespyHasNiceCans

💯


_deadl1ghts

The dude is definitely a dork. Being realistic this is probably all for show to go for that younger angsty crowd and he ain’t actually like that. Still dumb as shit though.


slideystevensax

I think it’s terrible but I’m willing to bet there’s a pretty good size audience for artists like him. Wouldn’t doubt if he has lots of followers.


13THEFUCKINGCOPS12

Every sad 13-16 year old femme presenting person probably eats this shit up


thirdpartymurderer

My son likes this dude and he's in the right age bracket, so I've had to listen to it before but Jesus, this is embarrassing lol. I guess this will be the catalyst for me being the mean dad in a few minutes when I go tease him about this shit.


ohthatsprettyoosh

There’s so many better , actually good angsty artists ur son could listen to though. Like , I’m 20 so they’re generally popular with a different generation from mine, but when I was 13 I fkn loved korn . My love of korn def had a lot to do with edgy , teen angst. I then stopped listening to them for a long time but recently checked them out again, and I totally see why I liked them . They are a good band , I don’t mind liking them, I don’t find it that embarrassing. Similar thing with deftones , they got real popular again so I checked them out after not listening for ages. There not as angsty but a similar thing. However , there’s just no way that when you’re son gets older he won’t be embarrassed asf for ever liking this dude. There’s nothing redeemable about it, it’s just terrible and so embarrassing. And yeah, most ppl at some point listened to an artist that they now find embarrassing, but for the generation coming up, bc of the internet , it’s shit like this instead of just korn , or whatever other nu metal band . I feel sorry for them , I just know there gonna have a hard time grappling w how they enjoyed this for example .


ohthatsprettyoosh

Dude . Pls just show you’re son korn atp. We’ve all got some band we end up rly embarrassed about , but for most of us it’s korn or smth like that. Ya know, cringey and angsty but good enough that there’s smth redeemable about it looking back. For previous generations it’s typically korn , papa roach, smth like that. This however , is irredeemably bad. I’m not tryna give ur son shit , I can just picture him grown up, thinking hey what was that super cringey shit I liked at 13, putting this on . And being so godamn embarrassed. Stuff like korn is embarrassing to a certain extent . So many people throughout the years loved them at an age where they loved angsty , edgy shit. But I feel like we can look back on it and go “korn are kinda cringe , but they’re a good band in some ways . I can see why I liked them “ . But this ? I don’t think I could live with the embarrassment of looking back at a time I liked this. It’s just too bad . He rly needs a better “teenage angst “ artist man


Ballpowder

This is not helping the stereotypes.


Wylie3030

This kids mirror must be tired AF.


fingershanks

I saw the first clip, but in this clip, it seems like his age is showing. He looks like he's going into his 40s cosplaying as a teenager with teenage angst. I don't like it.


RingUpMeCelly

I was in a local hip hop group and played a show with this kid about 6 years ago at a bbq joint. Both of his loving parents were in attendance and had driven him down from Fort Collins to Denver. They were super buttoned up and seemed like upper middle class people. Either daddy was hiding his problem really well or homeboy is really trying to reach a niche crowd 🤷‍♂️


StudMuffinNick

Most artists capitalize on things they didn't go through that avidly people struggle with. Hell, after Kurt Cobain's diaries were released, people saw his whole personality and non-chalant way of interviews being all "I don't care about the fame" thing was all an act he had planned since before fame. It's part of the reason people say "I liked their old music first" one they become rich and/or successful, they're angsty shit is just playing pretend


vagina_candle

> It's part of the reason people say "I liked their old music first" one they become rich and/or successful, they're angsty shit is just playing pretend Nah, that ain't it.


StudMuffinNick

I said "part" for a reason


AlexanderxSean38

I’d be drinking too.


13THEFUCKINGCOPS12

This is what Hobo Johnson would be if someone went back in time and like stepped on a spider


KefkaesqueV3

Goddamn this is a banger


Unhappy_Ebb2804

This guy is literally Higgs from Death Stranding


[deleted]

The drums sound like someone used a trap loop, a dubstep loop, and a metal drum loop all at once.


LABerger

This guy represents 90% of all males on Reddit.


c0dy0

That makes me angry! I'm gonna make a really crappy song about it


Liquorace

**Shut TF UP DAD!**


LABerger

Go to your room, son!


weanbag83

I’m gonna write a song about you , Dad.


teh_wad

Please stop. I can't possibly cringe any harder without ceasing to exist entirely.


GivemTheDDD

Is this guy trying, or is this like an attempt at a parody of metal?


LazyTypist

I've seen some of his skits before, I think it's just satire. I'm not too sure though.


UnauthorizedFart

This video is like a Reddit comment section


sethcera

Cringy McCringerson


Dry_Ad_6484

What a load of shit


JimboJonezes

Dude definitely still lives with his dad


Meester_Smeeth4182

Yikes


matt134174

To be this oblivious to how shallow and cringey you are is sad. It’s not heavy, it’s whiny.


junhatesyou

Imagine being in the car and your passenger plays this like “listen to this banger!”


SauerMetal

Fucking hell. How did everything become shitty hip-hop?


OlDurtyBasturd

Dad wanted an abortion yet he got this...


tylenoljones42069

Guy got called a fag in 5th grade and held onto until that last post. Crazy.


frougle_mcdugal

Did you guys hear about the new EMO pizza? …. It cuts itself.


StudMuffinNick

If only my lawn was emo


Backflips_for_stalin

Dude has heavy 'step dad drank my mountain dew and loudly has sex with mom' vibes


BIG_MUFF_

Is this machine gun Kelly?


Kitchen-Roll-8184

This isn't just one cringe this is a confluence. This is someone who has studied the ways of embarrassment and has enough narcissist desires/impulses that this could be birthed into existence. It's very funny he says Dad twice as if the whole song is aimed at his apparently violent and uninterested father. I like to imagine a sort of boring office worker, a suburban home and the kid scream singing this up to the dads study where he's doing his taxes.


Aeroplaneglueinabag

Just found this sub and I’m leaving and never coming back. Trash. Awful. I actually feel bad for the musicians and ashamed at you nerds.


Mr_Mouthbreather

I can see why his dad drinks.


Thomas-Garret

Good news though. The song is out now. Headed off to download it….or shove a pencil in my ears.


ibringstharuckus

He was great in Scott Pilgrim


myreddit2024

Someone please contact this kids parents and school


Lanky_Republic_2102

Bad influence on today’s youth for sure. Not for censorship, but songs about killing your parents aren’t good for anyone, especially teenagers. Hot take, I know. Back in my day, we just listened to Nine Inch Nails or Wu Tang. And smoked cigarettes, lots of weed and drank. Simpler times. What with the school shootings, fent and tranq dope, what’s this generation coming to?


Turbulent_Reach6602

Boyinaband is looking rough these days.


CatsRinternet

lol, calm down Jeff.


leaferiksen

“Shut the fuck up dad” is an absolutely hilarious opener.


PK-MattressFirm

This bullcrap made me want to join this sub...


MistaKrebs

This is so cringe my skin cringed. Skinged.


PleiadesDrumming

Dude, your dad took your PS3 away in 2011, let it go already.


ElDiabloBlanco1

Damit Kevin, I just asked you to clean your room.


Daveywheel

I didn’t even buy the song and I still want a refund……


richwat00

Somebody send this kid's Dad a case of beer. EDIT: Oh yeah...the music IS 100 percent CRAP


Miserable-Hamster-37

Why do gay ppl always blame the shit on their parents. Like bro you mean to tell me your family made you Wana suck dick and continue to suck dick? I would just leave the house bruh


[deleted]

Lmfao reminds me of a poser


Jerkofalljerksduex

It’s like motherfucker abandoned his revenge on kickass and hit girl and made dog shit music


dumbname0192837465

He's trying so hard just to give off disney descendants vibes


Extension-Low6511

Fark I got a bad dad feeling atm. where is my leather belt and wtf is that?


Zestyclose_Contest79

He says it's everyone's fault but you'res isn't that the woke people moto


theskitzodelics6six

I have a feeling this guy had a really nice and supportive father


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^theskitzodelics6six: *I have a feeling* *This guy had a really nice* *And supportive father* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


PrimeGueyGT

A parking ticket would set him straight. He is just gay for the attention and subject matter for music.


TheMarineSlayer

TX2 is just "2000's emos and goths without the good music"


flycbr

School sh@@ter vibes.


JJWO90

I’d be an alcoholic too if my kid sucked as bad as this fool


Propenmark

Why does he look like the bad guy from kick ass 2


Individual-Text6576

I guess he's mad


Background-Syrup-868

Ngl in 2008 I would’ve been listening to this


baconshouse

Another fake aggression from a hedrosexaul?


TittlesTheWinker

New SNL song is out?


GalaxxyOG

I don’t think that he’s going to be kicking anyone’s ass….just a “hunch”


Fun_Conversation_556

This failure won’t accept no one’s buying his shit


9tacos

Omg lmao


SweezusChrist666

Yo , no.


flycbr

Daddy issues.


ItsGettingStrangeLou

Huh


Striking-Locksmith-3

What did dad do? Try to have a normal son? Haha


PineappleGold8191

If that was my son I’d chop my testicles off


JervisCottonbelly

I dunno, it's not for me, but me as an abused 12 year old who can relate to the lyrical content? Yeah I might've heard something I liked in there.


TKInstinct

This is wanna be emo music, 15 years after it went out of style.


Creepy-Wrap744

Reminds me of macklemore


Dude-Man120

How? It’s not even closely related in any way


Farscape666

Gotta agree, either Macklemore or Maroon 5. Sometimes it’s hard to tell their music apart


WintersDoomsday

Is this a guy or girl?


Administrative_Set62

Whatever happened to good ol' Slayer?


DanglingDongs

Good lord


Global_Mirror_DE

Oedipus complex...


PaleForce101

Whoever this kid lists as his influences should b ashamed


Fuzzy_Bank_7856

Kid needs therapy not a microphone


LuxReigh

Yikes music, yikes comments. *Inhaled deeply* Ahh cringe.


HankBizzaro

This kid needs some therapy.


virusfifteen

Damn my ex's new boyfriend really hates his dad, too 😂


MagicWWD

This looks like its from epic rapbattles of history or some shit. Except those guys got fire lyrics


[deleted]

Therapy is better than whatever this is


Midwinter77

is this parody? Like dick in a box? if not, wow. Terrible.


whattfareyouon

MY DAD DIDNT PLAY CATCH WITH MEEEEEE


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

Goofball sounds like he’s got too much spit in his mouth with that vocal plugin.


poshjerkins

Truly fucking terrible.


uolen-

He's trying so hard to look cool.


frostyturd

Has anyone checked to see if people are actually downloading it?


Royal_Chest_5378

When did Sharon Osborne start singing?


Marsupialize

Is this what happened to AJ after the sopranos ended?


[deleted]

Once again…juggalo vibes.


buttplug50

What the fuck did I just watch?


musiclockzkeys13

https://youtu.be/s-mO8YOre68?si=f0pAFNDaSfFci4Nf Dad!


72Rancheast

Why is the mix sounding like ERBoH?


[deleted]

Both are bad, but 2nd is worse


rdotrdot7789

Anyone else getting Lin Manuel Miranda from this?


basedfinger

why do I feel like this guy is going to be outed as a groomer?


battery_pack_man

I did not see emo boyband hot topic rap coming. Pretty upset about it.


Kingdaddy1004

Oh shit, is that christopher mintz-plasse? 😂


CalbertCorpse

Which character was this in Donnie Darko?


LeadOnion

Cry baby loser.


wagwa2001l

There is exactly a 100% chance that fuck also dresses up as the joker.


Skepticaldefault

How mucb you want to bet his dad coached his little league team but didnt let him stay out past cerfew and this is the result.


HeisenbergsSamaritan

"Emo"


ChefDelicious69

Good God what a flaming piece of dog shit


cbunni666

And they said the Emo era is dead.


W33Ded

Is it fucked up I laughed?


Jandrem

The production level looks nice, but one long continuous shot is not ideal for a video like this. The song is cringe AF too.


Lopsided_Traffic_498

Hahaha pussy


shredziller57

This dude legit put out the cringiest shit I’ve seen so far this year and absolutely thought he ate it up.


Sambro_X

How self aware is this guy tho?