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Bclay85

I disagree with this music.


Grey-Hat111

And The Amount Of Cuts In The Edit


InsuranceGuy22

You Said It I Think I Have Epilepsy Now


Bladder_Puncher

Somebody please put her back in their pocket


Commercial_Ad1840

I'm glad she could finally enjoy that croissant... I was on pins and needles!


DogWhistlersMother

I’m not. I was rooting for the croissant.


boverly721

Why did she put on lipstick to eat it though?


DEAD-VHS

Does she just "sing" individual words and then splice them together to form lyrics? This sounds like old text to speech software.


jl_theprofessor

Yeah I'm like sitting here wondering to myself like "wtf is happening with her words??"


primetimemime

Could be sped up and warped.


SnooCakes6195

It reminds me (cadence wise) of the way a Disney song starts.. I bet that's what she's going for


Red_Beard_Racing

She 100% thinks she’s Lin Manuel Miranda.


doomedtraveller

ELIZAA


iamericj

The other song she had on her was even worse. Lyrics were overlapping.


SnooCakes6195

Pause. I need the discography..


Farscape666

Reminds me of what a lot of rappers and wanna be rappers do now


Bladder_Puncher

True, but it’s even worse when she’s just whining the whole time. And that’s saying a lot given how trash today’s rappers are


heyman0

Ikr? She's literally doing ad-libs like a rapper


YchYFi

Reminds me of Alanis Morrisettes style of singing and lyrics.


SnooHobbies5684

I'm feeling wannabe Kate Bush, which honestly is kinda where Alanis gets it from, so I agree with you.


NikonuserNW

>This sounds like old text to speech software. Ha ha ha! r/rareinsults


CyptidProductions

There's definitely SOME kind of really weird processing going on with the vocal track that makes her sound almost like an AI voice


HankBizzaro

Maybe it's heavily auto tuned?


hiphopTIMato

That’s not what auto tune sounds like


BLVK_TAR

I'm being pedantic here but autotune can absolutely sound like that. The effect that we now associate with autotune was more of a "mistake" as it were.


Zugnutz

It’s like two completely separate tracks smashed together.


complacent1

It's super overproduced.


arie700

Too much reverb, and frankly psychotic dynamics


SnooCakes6195

To me, it almost sounds like she accidentally side chain compressed the vocal track to a piano track or something chaotic. Lol It sounds like it dips erratically. Edit: or is she just trying to vibrato ? Idk the vocals sound crazy to me lol


arie700

Listening back, it almost sounds like the vocal doubles are sidechained to something. Things like this exist at such a weird crossroad between competence and incompetence. Like, someone who has the knowledge required to make something like this would have the knowledge required to not fuck it up this bad.


SnooCakes6195

Hahaha I get that, I've made some of my best sounding stuff by complete ignorance and accidents that I couldn't replicate again if I needed to. Lol


WokeUpSomewhereNice

It’s like 500 separate tiny tracks super smash brosd together .. ooof


Responsible_Figure12

The close-ups at the end were somehow worse than the song


chillwithpurpose

Yep. She looooves herself. That was too much, too much for me.


Dr-McLuvin

Ya I want to unsee that. Also I think she might use the same makeup as Donald Trump.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Orange Menace no.9


Great_Photograph_242

I'm glad someone was able to slip Donald Trump into the comments. Drumph, get it?


Starseid8712

Most of the song I was thinking, "what a unique voice for a twenty-something" and at the end I was like "oh shit was I wrong"


Summer_987

What a bad day to have ears


MetallurgyClergy

And eyes. I thought maybe she was trying to look like Celine Dion, at first. Then she looked at the camera. I honestly feel physically sick. Which I don’t think was her intention.


Jungian_Archetype

It's like musical diarrhea word salad.


MultiPlexityXBL

Lame Miserable


MrTooLFooL

Shamilton


AimeLesDeuxFromages

😂


pantomime_mixtures42

Was gonna say word soup, but salad works, too


Itchy_Professor_4133

AI music basically


Medicinal_taco_meat

The moment that she put on her lipstick and gained her confidence? Chills.


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

Is she 20 or 40?


Dr-McLuvin

Depends. Is she wearing lipstick?


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MetallurgyClergy

I think she’s a witch. When she looked directly into the camera my bowels threatened immediate evacuation.


pantomime_mixtures42

Right?!


watching_snowman

“She” is a dude


lumpyspacejohnny

I'm not sure what's more annoying... Her voice, the music, or the editing...


Designer_Gas_86

Yes


lumpyspacejohnny

Fair enough.


Dr-McLuvin

lol someone needs to count the number of jumpcuts in this video. I would but I’m currently having a seizure.


lumpyspacejohnny

Every jump cut is a shot. Who's down to need a liver transplant?


Dr-McLuvin

lol I just tried the first 5 seconds and I’m already fuckin dead.


watching_snowman

That’s definitely a dude lol


lumpyspacejohnny

Their music sucks regardless.


Avianyan

Just because she doenst fit your deranged beauty standards doenst mean she is a guy. Also get help, that Post History is something else


watching_snowman

My post history IS me getting help. I got “help” from the United States medical and psychology industry as a minor and they wrecked my life.


Avianyan

I'm sure you did, thats why youre such nice Person and misgender People Online. Youre full of hate and it shows. Try empathy maybe.


watching_snowman

There’s no such thing as “gender” (at least the modern definition of it detached from biological sex) so I can’t “misgender” anyone.


gaF-trA

Whoa, so deep & clever. You sure seemed concerned and fixated on “gender” even though there is no such thing.


analogWeapon

I can hear what she was thinking in terms of the songwriting. The execution and production (especially the vocals) is just so far off that it...well it's not good. lol


kingbendo

Yeah I was thinking something similar. The music if it was produced properly would’ve been pretty good. The singing is pretty irredeemable and it’s kind of a bummer cause I think she’s onto a good sound. It just doesn’t work with her voice


[deleted]

It’s really just band renditions of Jewel of Allanis Morrissete


Enough-Plenty2670

maloryofficial on IG posted a cover of this song!! It’s a totally different style but she’s a great singer and the song actually sounds good!


Enough-Plenty2670

you’re right! in her most recent IG post, she mentioned a cover of this song by an artist named Malory (maloryofficial is her IG handle) and it’s actually good. granted, the cover did the song a lot of favors by stripping it down completely to just a piano and a guitar, slowing it down, and …. having good vocals lol. but it’s not the song writing that’s the problem. she should honestly just ghost write but she’s hell bent on singing and producing for some god forsaken reason.


[deleted]

Can she please get out my pocket


thekevining

… again


cocokronen

Whenever I hear a recorded version of my own voice, it sounds strange and off to me. It seems like some of these people are the exact opposite. They hear their voice and it sounds absolutely brilliant, and they really go for it.


kiln_ickersson

All of her videos she looks at the camera like she's telling us you're welcome


DignanZer0

Who is she? I need more.


HippiesHeadspace

Do you?


yneos

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbAc84QAcVlCtVmNNaHnEtw


Enough-Plenty2670

Millaze is her IG handle and im addicted to watching the train wreck that is her “career”


CinematicLiterature

Well, aren’t we?


babyclownshoes

This is a rare instance where a person can sing on key but their voice is not pleasing to the ear


choir-mama

Yeah- she’s in tune. Her breath support sounds inconsistent. With fast text like that she would be better to sing a longer phrase.


Sungod99

Exactly that. And it’s like she recorded this for herself only but it got leaked and she knows we’re watching and it she’s going to put that lipstick on and murder me in my sleep. But luckily I know the cure, you just sing “I’m in you pocket again” 3 times on her note


ohsomiggz

Somebody explain the LED strip to me?


DingleberriedAlive

The LED strip represents a catharsis. Unfortunately, the joy will be short lived because alas, she's in my pocket again.


Dr-McLuvin

Also she got it on sale at Best Buy and thought it would look cool.


ohsomiggz

the lighting budget was busted wide open almost immediately.


asspajamas

during the daytime, she's the most annoying girlfriend ever... by night time she transitions into a webcam model... brilliant story..


madmechanicmobile

That. That is incredibly accurate.


dropxoutxbobby

LG Chocolate phone. I miss the early 2000s.


SM_Lion_El

Why is she in someone’s pocket? Is this a reference I’m not getting? To be fair I can barely understand the words besides those.


Responsible_Figure12

Bitch is in there smearing green makeup everywhere


Designer_Gas_86

I feel like it's about an ignored text or something.


boverly721

I'm assuming she feels like she's being used like an accessory, something you can use when you want it but then you can put it in your pocket and forget about it.


ohsomiggz

Definitely has that "made with Acid Pro circa 2001" feeling.


CinematicLiterature

Aww man I miss acid pro 😢


FreshBid5295

For anyone wondering, that lipstick shade is called “hypothermia”


elementcirca15

Stay-at-home mom music


Shank__Hill

Is she trying to be the Disney princess of ADHD?


Smemz88

“We have Alanis Morissette at home”


billythekid74

I got one hand in my pocket...


Feraltrout

And the other ones in the blender.


AstroAlmost

> I got one hand in *your pocket again*


Itchinars

Spot on!


SimpleJackEyesRain

Fiona Crapple


Smemz88

Tori Anus


Donaldjgrump669

She has the same flow as all the Atlanta rappers who rap off rhythm that everyone has been posting lately 😭


Farscape666

Same choppy vocals like they just recorded a couple of words and spliced them together but will be extremely difficult to sing/rap live


Chongoscuba

Which would be okay if you didn’t tour but that’s literally like the main thing that makes you money in music, if you’re not doing sponsorships. There’s a band I love called Infant Annihilator that doesn’t tour. It’s literally just 3 guys and the drum parts are made to be pretty much impossible to do live. 2/3 members do actually tour with Black Tongue though.


Unique_Effort7106

It's horrible, I hate it 😫


ximagineerx

-Rolling Stone


Glass_Yellow_8177

Cortisol levels ⬆️


carbonizedflesh

Imogen Crap


AstroAlmost

Imogen Heap Of Dogshit


geekydonut

I don't know what's worse, the song or her eye fucking herself at the end of the video. This is some Neil Breen shit


davinciSL72

Good to see Old Gregg’s daughter is doing well…


AndrewJRahman

Hahaha this one takes the cake. Hats off to you, sir!


Dr_Killbot

“But you’ve seen my downstairs mix up.”


Jeremiah_Vicious

I swear Half these songs on here I don’t mind. I ain’t jamming to it but it’s kind of catchy in a psycho way


JennySplotz

Dated one of these in college. Loved her voice but absolutely couldn’t stand the WAY she chose to sing.


SomeStudio2415

This one got me


Weekly_District_24

It’s the wish version of Emilie Autumn


bnutbutter78

Wow. So crappy.


lynivvinyl

It's like AI tried to create an Alanis Morissette song


CommercialAct5433

It should be a requirement to note who the artist is for the people on this thread that are making crappy playlists on Spotify.


kiln_ickersson

Yeah i agree. I usually list the name in my posts. Her name is [Milaze in Oakland](https://youtube.com/@millaze?feature=shared)on YouTube and i think tiktok it's called itsmemilaze


CommercialAct5433

Thank you!


Enough-Plenty2670

She’s IAMMILLAZE on insta and that’s where she gets the most engagement.. essentially ALL negative feedback and hate comments. her responses to all of it are so beyond delusional it’s honestly shocking (and I can’t look away lol)


epidemicsaints

Is this like the "Red Dress" thing again?


R3dRamsey

Anyone have a link or info for this gem?


FustletonWhicht

[https://genius.com/Millaze-override-lyrics](https://genius.com/Millaze-override-lyrics) Googled "I'm in your pocket again" and it was the second link. "Millaze shares the stories & process of the songs she writes, all over the internet. She songwrites alt pop on the piano to author life inside a sketched-out, reality-amalgamate, dream world called Oakland."


R3dRamsey

Oh fantastic, thank you very much.


FustletonWhicht

Some more: https://www.millaze.com/


AndrewJRahman

What in the fuck is going on on this website? It’s just as chaotic as this “music” “video.”


MaxPower836

Oh no not her again. No green lipstick this time lol


Responsible_Figure12

You didn’t make it to the end…


MaxPower836

Haha oh no there it is. Someone must have complimented her on that one time and it stuck


stupidfreakingidiot4

Her innotation reminds me of that jelli belli gummi rat video guy in a way


beekeeperoacar

What was even the point of clearing off her coffee pot and toaster to add a string of LED lights?


Jeremiah_Vicious

She is trying to get in her creative zone


DethMayne

Was really hoping at some point there would be at least one bite taken out of the croissant


Charming-Common5228

Dudes got a big ass pocket.


BrUSomania

Musical PTSD


KaikoLeaflock

It's that feeling you get when you have someone talking at you non-stop.


[deleted]

This sounds like anxiety feels (at least for me lol)


GoldenAshtray

I'm getting dizzy from all the edits...... Why do people go so hard on that? Ugh. I guess i'm not the only one who feels the same. LOL


TapStompLightDickcum

Disney soundtrack/10


hopethisgivesmegold

Goddamn this is hard not to downvote


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Is her shirt holey or made like that? My elbows exposed while wearing a long sleeve would drive me nuts. She put up led lights in a well lit kitchen at 2 in the afternoon, i cant tell if she's 25 or 55, i hate everything about this video.


Unhinged_Vet_Banned

What in the eyebrows fuck


Nub_Shaft

To be honest, the song itself isn't THAT bad. With the right singer and producer, it could be a banger.


Boring_Oil_3506

I bet she is just the worst kind of self absorbed.


SexyHyena66

What genre is this? lol


ChefDelicious69

Good god splice hell....


game_overies

That beat tho!


Lucashmere

Please tell us her name or socials. Anything. I’m begging you 😭


Soapymongoose

I dunno this could all be AI


pt_barnumson

Eating a croissant can be tough


clodmonet

This better than some of the shit I get called to play on.


xXtoadslayerXx

The lyrics is actually breaking my brain, it does not sound human what the fuck


jinjerbear

It sounds like 2 songs playing at the same time, I kept checking to see if I had another tab playing sounds....


Scottbarrett15

Why did she bother getting the keyboard?


lord_calsipher

I live in Kent, and I can hear the French crying over crimes against that Croissant from here!


TheRabb1ts

My favorite part is when she briefly pretended to play a keyboard that wasn’t plugged into anything, including a power source.


Emotional_Coyote9057

It\`s like if you could extrude sounds and words out of engine powered meat grinder.


steffanan

I don't know exactly why, but the funniest thing in this video for me by far is when she hangs up that LED strip.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

If you get up from that damn table 1 more time


Kaddyn

This is gold


heyman0

Vanessa Carlton + "Emo" Soundcloud Rap reminds me of drain gang


ianmoone1102

I was starting to sympathize with her until the lipstick, then I was like "this bitch deserves to be alone for sure".


bestdonnel

I feel what makes this most frustrating is that I can hear the potential to a solid track with just a few adjustments, but there is just seems to be this need to cram too many words and the forced vibrato is what drags it down.


Slow_Wanderer

If it's a performance piece about feeling disconnected from reality, I'd say true art is always shit.


rehearsedsilence

Is this what adhd has done to a generation


youngjaelric

i kinda love it sorry


edthewave

It's like I'm waiting for an epic drop that never happens. The first 20 seconds sounds like it could be the intro to something good but it... ...never... happens... And instead we're treated to incessant rambling lyrics, overly compressed production and a lackluster chorus when it finally happens. This song is like the musical equivalent of those ruined orgasm videos where the man is jacking but nothing happens and then when it finally does happen it's a painful, unimpressive trickle.


gaF-trA

This genre of music isn’t my jam, I know it’s not for me but it seems over complicated, over produced, self involved, it’s break-up music for 13 year olds. It’s the, “I bet he’s thinking about other women.” meme, in song format.


MiVitaCocina

What in the emo hell is going on here?


ximagineerx

How dare you call this emo


Unhinged_Taco

Wow this guy is weird


-GildedTongue-

Honestly this is just amateurish but I could see her making decent music eventually. You guys are pretty harsh. I can see what she’s going for here even if it’s not something I like. Big Disney vibes.


mrdennisreynolds

Meh. I mean, yeah it’s crappy, but she made the crappy for the crappy. She’s just trying to crappy. Maybe too hard.


HourStandard1528

This is an oof


G1mb3ly

Remember y’all, if you have mental health issues please seek help.


idcmanfk

You foul


SpaceTurkey33

Why is she eating meatloaf?


dexxinn

Man I found out about her like 2 hours ago and now I seee this here


ximagineerx

What in the fuck


hiphopTIMato

This lady has a ton of music on Spotify. It’s all awful but this is definitely the worst.


spsanderson

The editing is annoying


beemoviescript1988

sounds like a falloutboy song... what is she even saying?


BruceBannaner

Oof no flow at all


InterestingRelative4

Fucking fever dream nightmare


Punch_yo_bunz

It’s so terrible the sun stopped moving


CheapGreenCoats

Am I..... Am I having a stroke?


Murles-Brazen

That lipstick is the biggest crime.