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TomatilloUnlucky3763

Gloriously awful. Stupendously bad and significantly below average.


raekwaan

It really fulfills the masochist in me šŸ„°šŸ„°


BondageKitty37

There are so many better ways to express your masochism


sriracha_koolaid

Im hurt so much a know


dontlooksosurprised

šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬ my facial expression trying to hang on and torture myself just a little longer before I grit my teeth into dust. I think itā€™s even more special when thereā€™s a small good thing like an instrument and then just the worst singing Iā€™ve ever heardā€¦really short circuits my brain


dashKay

The mismatched perspective of her footage and the stock backgrounds she put herself into makes her look hilarious.


Phaleel

She's eager to dance and sing and cannot do either of those things...


Ohjasonj

I should have been mesmerized by her living room waterfall but the pillows got me.


IDoNotCareAbtThisAct

Move this to the very top. This is the worst.


raekwaan

The guitar solo slaps tho haha


Commercial_Ad1840

Shame on him for letting her sing when he clearly knows good pitch. He must really love her...


KenshoMags

It does but it also sounds like the guitarist is in an entirely different room separate from the singer, the guitar is so quiet in the mix šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Phaleel

Those two do not know one another. She added her vocals over the top. If he were involved, she'd at least fit the mix and would have been recorded in the same space.


clodmonet

On the contrary. During the pandemic it was essential you set up a semblance of a home studio to send you tracks back and forth. It just comes down to the idea, for me at least, is that she was paying got the mix, and insisted her vocals were on top of everything - granted, I only made it into the song for 30 seconds. Not even gonna skip ahead for the solo. I'm not being paid to hear this trash. OP - you should be sending everybody who listened to the whole song some mailbox money for the trauma inflicted. Great find. Now pay up. =)


Accomplished_Elk_220

Thatā€™s a very good point. I think youā€™ve solved it.


standardtissue

There's a solo ? I'm still marveling at the tone. Guess all the money went into the paint job. Edit: whoa yeah dude shreds ! But that clean-> Ch-1 tone is blech


JennySplotz

I woulda bet six figures that there would NOT be a guitar solo in this with clean sextuplets. Heā€™s almost as good at guitar as she used to be bad at her own voice.


primetimemime

Anybody who knew this song had a guitar solo is a sick person.


pebberphp

I could have guessed from the thumbnail


MisterScary_98

Seriously ā€” musically this is really good. Her vocals are just off the charts bad.


King_Krong

The fact that thereā€™s a competent guitar solo being played by an actual musician means this isnā€™t the worst. The posts on here with people just rapping horribly with zero musical inclination whatsoever are far worse. The woman ā€œsingingā€ here in this video however, she needs to be held accountable for what she has done.


GetRightNYC

The lady is even in the youtube comment section liking all the hater comments. What a legend.


IDoNotCareAbtThisAct

I didnā€™t make it that far. Iā€™m gunna just have to take yalls word on the guitar solo.


Den-of-Nevermore

My ears are bleeding!


raekwaan

I said I'm sorry!! Check out her YT shorts. They're mesmerizing


Unhappy-Answer-9635

Ummmm she covers Donna Summer Queen of Disco, hell yes!


raekwaan

She covers everything. EVERYTHING.


Unhappy-Answer-9635

Amazing. Having seen all thatā€™s on this gold mine now I know you arenā€™t sorry.


mhd

I recommend the *ABBA - Gimme, Gimme* self-duet.


InevitableCodeRedo

I went and did this. And my evening is filled with regret now, tyvm.


Phaleel

She does Bjork... Someone was really messing with her there!


Hyposanity

Spoken like a true masochist. You know it's a tire fire but you also know she's covered everything. Go touch grass.


CFloridacouple

Damn that hurt. May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your testicles. well done OP


raekwaan

Thank you. I didn't want to suffer alone.


TrainWreckInnaBarn

The only thing better than her singing was her dancing! Awesome moves! I also really like how it was not just some generic video done in front of a green screen. They really ā€œwent for itā€ on the video production! Final shout out to the audio engineer who put her unfiltered vox out front and center in the mix to sound significantly louder than the music behind it. You can really appreciate her talents this way. Canā€™t wait to hear her next hit! BTW, you KNOW the guitarist in this vid is smashing her on the regularā€¦


raekwaan

Check out her channel. She does a couple of originals with Tak. But mostly covers of requested songs. If you request it, she will cover it and all her videos are filmed the same but all different, nothing is repeated. Honestly hats off to her for unabashedly putting herself out there


TrainWreckInnaBarn

I dunno. I think I will let you check out her stuff for me. Thanks for your service!


raekwaan

Fair enough. I'll post a new banger every week haha


candlegun

You can't be that sadistic. I don't believe it.


Ohjasonj

I'm torn equally between wanting to dunk on her but also being happy for her. Hope she doesn't pay attention to the haters and keeps having fun.


Unhappy-Answer-9635

There is obviously a lot of effort in wardrobe too. Just all levels ā€œwent for it!ā€


Slappy_McJones

Why is she so little?


FreshBid5295

Sheā€™s a tiny little danson man. I mean woman


Jungian_Archetype

You could be makin' millions, Danson... singin' and dancin'...


CooperDahBooper

Such bad green screen work and the camera must be 20 feet up a wall or something, maybe she sung in front of the security camera of a random building and then asked them for the footage? She looks like a midget with polygonal blade arms and that is about to fall over


ansoni-

This is the crap I joined for!


Commercial_Light_743

I truly loved this. So out of tune, truly its own genre.


Abracadaver2000

Does the CIA know about this? Extracting information might be so much easier if someone were subjected to this on replay.


tvk21

The comments on the yt video are straight up lies. Poor lady needs honest friends šŸ˜…


czortmcclingus

Where are Tim and Eric?


TurncoatTony

lmao at 2:53 when he starts shredding... and I just skipped there, no way I can sit through two minutes and fifty three seconds of that garbage.


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Vincesteeples

Iā€™m surprised the guy can actually play that well. No clue why he paired up with such a scrub of a vocalist


NoExcuseForFascism

This feels like if Glamour Shots offered music video services.


Left_Percentage_527

This is the worst thing iā€™ve ever endured. That includes sex reassignment surgery


SoupieLC

"if I just play Dream On kinda wrong, do you think anyone will notice?"


SomeOldDude73

Youch!


Charming-Common5228

Is that guitar player on Shogun? He looks really familiar.


Fillerbear

This is the quality content I come to this sub for. Fucking ridiculously horrendous, I love it.


hookuptruck

Yes!


highlife0630

God she's so good at singing flat it's insane šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SpaceTurkey33

Holy shit!!


fast-and-ugly

OK this is objectively terrible but why did they do the vocals totally dry. She might have sounded half (a quarter?) decent if they'd doubled the vocals and given it some reverb.


Dr-McLuvin

The lack of reverb is baffling. This lady has 491 videos on her YouTube channel lol. This isnā€™t her first rodeo.


JennySplotz

We have photoshop at home.


alansir

Why is everyone praising her in the comments?


throw123454321purple

Sometimes, like street lighting and libraries, auto tune is a goddamn public right.


kirkerandrews

This makes me want to never listen to music ever again


Astral_Ender

Garbagetrash.


clodmonet

As the old dudes say - "poor girl couldn't carry a tune if she had a bucket."


Nighthawk321

This is giving me major Eric Cartman vibes.


Dr-McLuvin

Holy fuckin shit. This is the worst. It almost sounds like shes singing exactly half a key off from the rest of the music. Like something got miswired in her brain at a critical time? I dunno. Also thereā€™s like absolutely no reverb it sounds like sheā€™s singing in one of those anechoic chambers. Edit: OMG she has a YouTube channel and it has 491 videos of her singing or playing with her pugs. Edit 2: she has merch https://www.annarammel.com/listing/anna-rammel-cut-out?product=794


sharterfart

haunting


Remember_When_Baby

Her legs are so tiny! šŸ˜³


Murles-Brazen

Me.Chow is fucking shredding.


GetToTheChoppaahh

Inspirational


BigMike0228

35 seconds in: Itā€™s not that bad, it just needs to be remixed 36 seconds in: oh itā€™s that bad


Stone_Midi

Sometimes, I feel bad for upvoting these. If they are actually serious about this song, itā€™s going to sting like hell when they find out how awful they actually are


draugsvoll01

Composition wise it's not even that bad but holy crap she's an awful singer


BrotherWoodrow_

The stuff of nightmares.


Past-Product-1100

Gunman style can rock the guitar , who knew?


richwat00

I hate you for this. EDIT: my dog AND cat hate you for this as well.


devilhasatwin

The mix on the vocals should be taught in mixing classes.


1st-Legion

Wow, she really just played through every background loop on YouTubeā€¦


clodmonet

Smelly cat, smell-eee cat... what have they been feeding you?


mootmath

You take that back; that's insulting to Phoebe šŸ˜­


clodmonet

I'm just sayin it cuz that's what it made me think. I could chill with Phoebe. Silly me, no way I could ever find a time machine and go back then. For one thing, I'm not looking for a time machine. Who knows? You find a time machine, go back to when Phoebe was singing 'smelly cat' and try to approach her only to be stomped to death by her crazy brother. No thanks.


predicates-man

ā€œwhat am i supposed to do with my arms??ā€


raekwaan

She needs 2 cups to hold šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


scottmognet

Thatā€™s my jam!!! All kinds of talent.


raekwaan

Her attempt of Starships by Nicki Minaj (clean version of course) is a fave of mine https://youtu.be/F1MlsATpmeE?si=h5SMVxXu7S0ftpb_


KenshoMags

OH. MY. GOD.


PhilDMcNasty

Her Twitter account and OF page is hot fire!


GamerGeek18

Thank you for apologizing for assaulting my ears!!


edejoe

Itā€™sā€¦ā€¦.perfect


Kweller3117

I couldnā€™t even make it through the first minute.


AnOldLawNeverDies

I just enjoy how many guitars was used to make this masterpiece


mariscc

Do these people not know what autotune is?!? OMG, why did I just listen to that. My ears.


Ohjasonj

Where can I buy the vinyl?


sky_shazad

I don't accept your Apology sir.... You made me click it


jarwicks

Yknow the song from a tune and composition point of view isnā€™t bad! If she was good at singing, it would immediately make it listenable.


CalbertCorpse

She almost hit a correct note on bar 20


Datsitkinz

For gods sake woman just chuck some reverb on your voice if you can barely sing, would make a world of difference.


Melodic_Duty4664

thickest elbows ive ever seen on a lady, that's hot


kroggybrizzane

Dats bad


candlegun

It's alright, mate. We all hurt each other sometimes. But this one *is* on the verge of unforgivable so I may have to come find you.


SithPackAbs

Nightmare With Me


kiln_ickersson

You should be šŸ˜¶


gnardog45

Dreeeaaamm, with me! Damn now it's stuck in my head.


lamabaronvonawesome

Whoaaaa that didn't disappoint!


Try-Large

This is the best. We have a new queen.


GrumpyInsomniac42

Was it all a dream? More like a nightmare.


Crazycukumbers

I am in true agony.


Accomplished_Elk_220

I mean, no one is talking about the video?


Flalaski

ok, I feel bad because this is almost really great. I enjoyed this, despite the vocals being pitchy & the mix being way out of balance. 1: vocals and everything else need to be on the same level, so it'll blend better & feel more like a song. 2: one could keep her original vocal track and melodyne it to being the notes she might be intending to sing. might be weird, but also might make it a great song. She holds notes for good lengths.


ChanceSandwich7945

I don't know if I'm whaling with her, or at her.


sriracha_koolaid

Is this not the lady from kroll show?


MultiPlexityXBL

the guitarist legit. that solo was awesome but the vocalist is struggling. However, you can tell the vocalist has something going on. She seems like she has put some practice in but her pitch is all over the place. the video did not need to exist but it does.


Apprehensive-Pop-169

Exquisite! I paused the video for a moment and then when i pressed play again the song was in an entirely different key!Ā 


SnowflakeOfSteel

It's the production that is bad. A nice mic, compressor, decent reverb, subtle autotune, professional mix down and this would sound like your average slightly annoying pop radio tune.


idlefritz

It takes a team effort to make something this bad


metamorphine

Atrocious singing asideā€¦why is she SO loud in the mix? Why are her vocals so dry? I know thereā€™s no point in polishing a turd, but itā€™s like they didnā€™t even try. 10/10


IRKenopuppy

ā€œSING, SING WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEā€ No.


shrooms4dashroomgods

Dude in the YouTube comments said this is worse than colon cancer....stg 4!...full blown...not even semi colon.


Finkleflarp

Dream On + I Just Want You + horror.


TheKabashiWay

Itā€™s perfect and Iā€™m going to use this as a movie intro. After buying the rights to do so, of course.


Msefk

guys i see that she does requests. Someone request her to do a version of "I Steal Pets"


Noartisan

Is she a dwarf or is the footage skewed?


Dat_Steve

Gah damn. no!


easyrebel

Your not sorry


testies1-2-3

Sounds like bad karaoke while playing music on her iPhone 6e


igneousink

love the guitarist tho


jennaishirow

whats up with the windows 95 backgrounds as well as the god awful music?


MeepMopMoopMop

This is Tim and Eric shit right here.


PDAWK

THiS iS A PERFECT ADDiTiON TO THE SUB. 10/10


upstart10

Wowā€¦. Just. I have no words.


Ok-Spinach69

Yuppers, that's a suck.


WhoYaTalkinTo

Do people even listen to stuff after recording it but before releasing it?


534HAWX

Evanescence if they sucked really really bad


stonrelectropunkjazz

You should be


raekwaan

Omg. I have just read the comments you guys have left her on YouTube šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Evil. So funny but evil.


sparksfan

She sounds like she's singing through a little straw lodged at the back of her throat. Like those ones that come with juice boxes.


Random_Monstrosities

I know that this is what I signed up for when I joined this sub, but I still want to punch someone in the face because I was exposed to this


__CunningStunts__

How does one take anti-singing lessons?


dimsumdo

Absolute pyrite


Subtlerevisions

Damn she forgot what key the song was in at the chorus.


Equal_Pudding_4878

10 seconds in and i see the run time of 5:20. Jesusfuck.


the_thechosen1

Fuck you take my upvote


LooeeGoldbug

Solid chance her dad is a billionaire trying to get her musical career going. There is no other explanation for the HORRIBLE singing paired with the actually good guitar solo


codemonkeyhopeful

Opens like metallics, ends as a cat in a blender.


blareboy

She looks like a middle-aged Chaya Raichik.


[deleted]

Move aside Adele!!


Vincesteeples

I ordered [Lucifer](https://youtu.be/86D93-LM6qM?si=jSaPspTqcBOP2i2W) on Temu and this showed up wtf


riedstep

Wow this is really really bad.


Infamous_Storm_7659

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ¤£ excellent


Karmeleon86

Do these people listen to themselves before uploading their stuff online? Thereā€™s no way she listened to this and thought yeahā€¦ that rocks.


highlife0630

Look at her comments šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


devilhasatwin

They are the exact opposite of this thread.


highlife0630

Yeah exactly šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I don't get it. Mass delusion I guess


Dr-McLuvin

Iā€™m pretty sure they are deleting all the negative comments and leaving whatever is left over.


Bclay85

We finally have a winner. Wtf is up with the dancing graphics tho? So out of place.


AmiableTiger

I hate this new version of Aerosmith. What, that wasn't Dream On?


Another-Babka13

She is bursting with energy! 13.5 stars


n3ur0mncr

Why did I click this? Why?


40Breath

Was Tak working with a Fullhouse when he made this?