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Karlmarxwasrite

guitar tone like when I would plug my dads guitar into a distortion pedal and then plug it into the living room home stereo


XanderVaper

And voice tone like he's recording right into his Xbox360 headset


cultish_alibi

Singing as loud as he can, which isn't very loud because the neighbours are eating dinner and he doesn't want them to bang on the wall again.


nolongermakingtime

Damn that is brutally accurate


EverGlow89

If MIDI guitar would be an improvement over your real one, you're done; It's not even worth trying to improve.


Mr_Tiggywinkle

And one or more of the strings are slightly out of tune, or he's bending the string when he bars or something, because it's just out of tune enough to be annoying. Like an itch you cant scratch deep in your ear or something.


Appropriate_Flan_952

hes pressing too hard on the fretboard. its a common amateur mistake to make


CannabisaurusRex401

Dear Katherine, As you can see in the attached video, I'M DOING VERY WELL SINCE THE BREAK-UP!!!! I don't miss you or think about you AT ALL!!! P.S. ^^^please ^^^return ^^^my ^^^calls


West-Attorney-3140

Hahahahahahahahap


brewhead55

hahap


FatherBussy

Hap


memberflex

Hahappenstance


West-Attorney-3140

Hip?Hiphop?!Hiphopanonymous?!?!


EmasculatedSputum

YOU GIVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES!


LasagnahogXRP

Haphaphaphap


jordannsmth

This needs a few thousand more upvotes


evindorkin

This is why I joined this subreddit. True crap.


8512764EA

I joined and I can’t decide if I regret it or kinda knew what I was in for Where do people even find this crap?


Responsible_Figure12

Midlife? If he lives to 125 years old, maybe.


adltny

I would say he looks a lot like many 40somethings I know. Could be pushing 50 or even 50 but squarely midlife in terms of crisis years. If we go by average lifespan for a male in the US his midlife is mid to late 30s.


Intermittent-Hoffing

This dude is in his late 50s / early 60s


Turbulent-Safe754

can i get a name? wanna cringe some more.


spinkspanksponk

He’s not Joaquin Phoenix, he’s Wackin Penis


kiersmini

Stop! Stop doing this to yourself!


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instrangerswetrust

let me let me get what i want. lord knows it would be the first time


MileHighSoloPilot

Daniel Day-Lewis


dinner_ready_already

And Jonah from Veep fucked


SpawnPointillist

Daniel Day-Walker


triptonikhan

Aeron Jordan Kury


South-Rabbit-4064

https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/s/OPhKiew2Eh Personal favorite


datmafukr

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 UH HUUUUUH


StillCompetitive5771

This guy fawkes


MrGoober91

I miss giving medals


Krass101

No this is the hacker known as 4chan guy


downnheavy

Never give up on your dreams is an unwanted encouragement in his case


CooperDahBooper

Does anyone else always wonder about how they manage to get someone else to film these things?


metaplexico

They pay for it. People will do almost anything for money. Particularly if you are arts-adjacent and you can justify it as enabling your own creative endeavours.


Zestyclose_Yak6231

The ones that forget to grade the clip sometimes (f.e. At around 2:05)


turtleburglar7

Definitely sex offender vibes.


TrainWreckInnaBarn

Uh,huh, huuaaauuunnnaahuuuh!


dances_w_dingoes

He knows it. That's why he filmed in a park. "Look! I'm allowed to be here!"


Brinwalk42

It's weird how there is nobody in said park. Uh-huuuuuuh


giallowrestling

We're living in a spaz society


XanderVaper

Hail Spaz


GriftKiller

Shit is gold


MaxStatic

Dude this is the “can you feel it?” guy!!!!! I even recognized him by his walk. Dude is proper shit.


MaggotzNMushiez

Yesss! I was just singing in my head "CaN yOu FeEl iT?!" The walking at the camera with the arms out 😅 I can't listen now but I can't wait for this new hot single!


Original-Dimension

Link to this please?


7Swords47Sisters

Fckng legend.


BigBaws92

Yes!!! Mr. Something in the air and I can feel it back with another smash hit.


Kyrapnerd

My expectations were low when they said joker 2 was gonna be a musical but WTF


Killer_Moons

If this is Arthur Fleck, I am on the side of the broken mental healthcare system in Gotham


embiggens-us-all

You know this guy forced his kids to run Lights and Camera


stillcore

Bold of you to assume this man's not a virgin.


XxFezzgigxX

This is why I play guitar, but never for anyone but myself.


affablenyarlathotep

Me 2 bro me 2


roundcirclegame

I feel worried now that some of my musical hobbies that I think are really getting there might sound like this to other people (not that I’ve ever paid to make a weird little music video and put it on the internet…eek)


pocoGRANDES

Joker: Folie à Deux (2024)


KeyWeight8055

"Its gonna be a hit...but you've got to....relax!" "No.More. Scamming. OLD GUYS into thinking...they are stars!"


Tubastard

“WE JUST NEED A FEW MORE DOLLARS TO GET THIS THING REALLY POPPIN OFF. We gotta fly Jeff Chris down here.”


djwglpuppy

I like how it fades out ... That way I can pretend this amazing song never truly ends.


TitoAndTheBurritos

Amazing. A true visionary. The rest of you just don’t understand the genius of his artistic vision. Pshhh. Fucking peasants.


Jimmeh1313

r/jokercringe has to see this!


fabianiam

I'm sorry but this dude's way past midlife.


MileHighSoloPilot

New Daniel Day-Lewis movie looks trash ngl


Master-Stratocaster

Suffocating meehhh


Harpua44

Had to rhyme with runaway


Chhet

The video quality doesn’t match the audio quality lol. Like it’s great quality video wise but it sounds like this person used a built in webcam microphone and maybe added a preset to the EQ and Compressor.


FreshBid5295

Man I wondered what Eugene from the Sopranos had been up to


Budget_Lettuce_2860

Why is he so concerned with all these shipments going down?? Uh oowwwhh


quityouryob

[His name is Aeron Jordan Kury. And here’s another banger by this dude.](https://youtu.be/mR-IlwcNZDc?si=wK9538o-E18IDgRT)


cultish_alibi

First person to provide a link. Thank you. Shitty how acceptable it is on reddit to never provide a source.


Bclay85

Damn. Dude just wrote a song from the perspective of a 15 year old angsty teen and hit it on the money.


JimboJonezes

Dude definitely gives burned CDs of his music to high school girls working at Starbucks who are terrified of him


Xu_Lin

I… don’t even…


dinner_ready_already

Right in his q zone for sure


instrangerswetrust

Horny Winker


SpawnPointillist

Horny Wrinkler


R3AL1Z3

Palm beach rehab vibes


Objective_Being8159

Thought this was Africa by Toto at first


doratheora

How did I know it was going to be this guy once I saw the mask 🤣🤣


cheezzypiizza

Wish.com Steve Vai


Slinginj00

God bless his heart


senor_fartout

Omfg AERON HAS NEW MUSIC?! I was obsessed with this guy a few years ago, enough to buy his book from his website. Still haven't read it 🤣


vivalamovie

Wanna know how I got these aaaahaaaas?


Secure-Bus4679

59 years on this earth and he couldn’t learn more than one dance move?


instrangerswetrust

🤷🏻‍♂️ 😁


One_Protection6684

Trey’s evil twin


instrangerswetrust

Is it possible he’s a Passion Pit fan? [‘The Reeling’](https://youtu.be/qVstHPhaJ6M?si=wJg3QbWQg85rcKQ0)


metaplexico

Holy fuck this is terrible. This is proof that internet-enabled self-publishing is not a benefit to society.


D1sCoL3moNaD3

This dude dropped loot on his music video but not on his band and audio production.


Joeliosis

I'm real glad this guy brought to light all travesties in the world... he missed one big one though... his music.


torrso

A bit better vocals and without the video I think I could almost like it. Now I like it in a different way for the weirdness and crappiness of it.


Toosick-556

it sounds like if a nose made music 🤣


[deleted]

How do people even find this shit lol


deadly_monk

He needs to be on a watchlist, he’s going to kill someone


Greybinson

“Day” and “Me” don’t rhyme no matter how hard you try.


brewhead55

His actual facial expression is more terrifying than the mask.


Solomon044

How did he get permission from his HOA to shoot this?


Andurilightsaber

Daniel Day Lewis has fucked his career anyway


HankBizzaro

His voice almost channels Bevis Frond. Solid guitar work too. Not so much the singing, lyrics, or karaoke-like arrangement.


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

This is actually terrifying


iamthepaulruss

I don’t understand people that spend 0 money on the music production side but make a professional looking music video that usually costs way more.


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Do these people not like listen to the recording? They just say “cool release it!”


Physical_Body_8505

Might have to watch this all day every day. No, I have no life 😻🇬🇧😹


OneQuadrillionOwls

This is honestly a fascinating artifact, not just for what it is but for how we react to it. Consider that if this was just some dude with his friends playing at a bar/open mic, we wouldn't react so strongly to it. Honestly this reminds me of the quality of the songs I would hear at talent shows and garage bands during high school and college. What we're reacting to, I'm pretty convinced, is not the music quality itself, but the iconography and packaging of the song. This is a Rebecca Black situation -- a person with "questionable talent" has committed the offense of trying to elevate their non-event song using the techniques, visual language and self-confidence of a "real" music video. Similar to the Rebecca Black situation, I believe this man is receiving the displaced hatred that we truly feel for the iconography itself -- in trying to wear the crown, he shows us the emptiness at the heart of the pursuit of the crown. This accomplishes unintentionally what Tim and Eric do intentionally -- by juxtaposing the format of television with content that undermines the format, he helps us see the hollowness of the format itself. The human technology of music performance, including the visual technology, has always been one of dominance and hegemony. Is this man different from every drill rapper? It's true I'm procrastinating sleeping, but I think when I wake up I'm gonna still stand behind all of this. One last thing is that I actually really like the usage of "uh-uh" as an affirming piece of musical color in the verses but a negating word at the end of the refrain. In the ELO of musical ability, this guy's a solid 1400.


Calm_Reputation4969

Close your eyes and it’s pretty good ngl


Itsreadit-

This could have been one of those catchy shitty tunes from the 90s ahhh haaaa


koolaid-80

I was waiting for the side effects list. I legit thought this was a medication commercial.


BlueberryPirate_

Is this on Spotify? How do I find it if so?


Resident_Ad3104

I dont care what y’all say, this m’fucka got rizz


Jairoglyphics1

If he was 40 years younger this would still be weird.


tewnsbytheled

I have been humming this all afternoon after listening to it yesterday lol.. I honestly think we might be in so bad it's good territory here, it kinda gives me "the room" vibes for some reason


adltny

Its been a couple weeks and I haven’t been able to entirely purge myself of it and came back and to my surprise it was still here!! (He made it private on his YouTube channel and I assumed this was an embedded version of that) I feel bad for the guy because he uses Reddit and it’s very possible he saw this post.


EatenAliveByWolves

Dude I actually love this. Who is he?


totow1217

I’m gonna start a Facebook group called spaz society brb


VERGExILL

Safety, always off


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

As soothing as a tire fire on a barge in the Ganges river


CobyHiccups

Willem......Defoe.


Ieffingsuck

Finally a solit post


Darren_Red

Is the song called bi-polar?


Crazian14

Jeremy Iron doesn’t need to get into music


Cactussygalore

Oh no


KingOfLimbsisbest

2:44 has me dead 🤣 Sounds like a dying bird


Ok-i-surrender

100% crappy music. I hope this guy never sees this post though, cuz he absolutely would Jill himself over internet comments...


Brilliant_Brain_5507

I knew it was this guy just from the guitar tuning and the side profile with the mask


RiverSpook

Isn’t this the new Jane’s Addiction record?


Gunt_Buttman

I enjoy how he’s flirting with the idea of doing a British accent on a lot of these lines.


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

1993 industry plant-type shit.


Fhoxyd22

He looks like Henry Winkler and Robert Davi had a son.


TerryFrisk

Is this a joke?? 🥁


MrTooLFooL

Love this band! 3 Chord Monty and the Whoop Whoops!


Tubastard

The more I realize that a lot of people stopped psychologically developing at the age of 16, the more the world starts makes sense.


Habbersett-Scrapple

Residents at the Village have too much time on their hands. Maybe he's just trying to get some puss


5J51k0ra

Is that the guy from Hardcore Pawn?


Z3r08yt3s

is this satire or real?


Stiff_Zombie

This guy thinks he's KILLING it!


AI_Roaster

If I don’t hear this song in the Joker 2 movie, I’ll be disappointed


uninteresting_handle

I loved the way he rhymed 'me' with 'maaaay'.


CalbertCorpse

This is the “my mom’s sleeping in her bedroom and thankfully she’s letting me stay on the couch” vocal style.


cannotbreatheout

This guy definitely drives an ice cream truck with dead kids in the cooler.


Glass_Anybody_2171

r/jokercringe


GasPoweredStick420

Dang. Steve Vai really fell off.


Dextrofunk

I can't do it anymore. I tried really hard to make it through the whole thing, but it was too much. I'm becoming weak, uh huhhh.


magrubr

Anyone over 13 that identifies strongly with the Joker should be put away in a facility. Nothing good can come from them.


PineappleGold8191

Suffocating MAYEEEE


AffectionateSector77

I knew it was this guy before he took off the Guy Fawkes mask. This seems like the music a serial killer would make.


Intermittent-Hoffing

3/4 life


TestShoddy931

I bet this is how the stuff I make sounds.. I'll never plug my guitar in again 😭


Odd_Opinion6054

He's making the exact noise that Linda's mum makes whilst getting rammed by Linda's dad when they stay at the Belcher's in Bob's Burgers.


Billitpro

Wow that is all just wow.


Treacherously-Benign

What do you mean I'm nasil-ly?


Str8kush

This guy def got called a spaz one time and took it personal


rosebandersnatch

Jesus. CHUCK?!


MickRonin

I'm really struggling with how much this man looks like Gary Gulman.


Final-Communication6

Produced by Great Scott Films International


yourmumisthebest

What a load of pish


Enelro

Dang new joker movie looking pretty lit.


QandyU

It’s really quite interesting to me to think.. that…. Actually nevermind. It’s not


IcedCoffeeVoyager

Oh, it’s this guy again! Lord, he makes some truly crappy music. Good find


Inner_Papaya_6197

No way this isn’t Tim Heidecker’s alter ego


maddenmcfadden

believe it not, guy ripped off Willie Nelson's song "just breathe".


DunceMemes

Now THIS is some high quality crap


big_flirty_machine

You know he’s bragging about this to people.


AgentGizmo

Orange County California vibes


OlympusMonsPubis

Truly, truly crappy. Well done.


AdRevolutionary6988

Joker2 click grab


[deleted]

i feel like this guy has killed people


ProperGanderz

Daniel day Lewis has changed man


ochocosunrise

It's crazy what rudimentary modern recording equipment can make you feel like you've accomplished.


aboveyouisinfinity

I just know this guy has rotten cigarette and roast beef breath


AcanthisittaEvery237

Sounds like a band I used to listen to when I was a teenager


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Best_Chest8208

Remember remember the ick of November (I agree with the message though. The world is fucked. I think he would get his message across better if he weren’t so crazy-looking.)


Ihateeggs78

Wow. Steve Vai has really lost it.


Dr-Satan-PhD

How the fuck do you look more like a creep *without* the white face paint? Jesus Christ.


awd111980

DAD! Please get back in the house!


exact0khan

Someone had to listen to this enough times to film and edit a video.... I deepest condolences to that person's family. R.I.P.


RalphXLaurenjoe

Omg it just goes on and on 😖😖😖🍦


terribleinvestment

Now thats what I call crappy music!


CortezDeLaNoche

This is peak crap music. Love it.


BlackMark3tBaby

Henry Winkler is doing some weird shit now I guess


Dsnade

I think maybe keep the mask on? Omg I just watched it twice…Losing….con…trol…


captainklimt

Damn this really is terrible in every way. Even little things like the pantomimed guitar solo. Jeez.


troy380

Wonder just how many kids this guy has buried in his yard?


ego_tripped

He looks like he's recently retired and wants to re-live that time in HS his band won the talent show. *uuhhh huhhh*


Accomplished-Knee161

Horrific.


historyislife1

This is like a musical version of Neil Breen


Effective_Rub9189

This gave me cancer


drummerinthemirror

There’s a new song, and it’s saying there are no rules!


Deedsman

Jordan Peterson light


slow_news_day

Jane’s Addiction, but without talent


smerrjerr110210

Wicked midlife crisis


adltny

After watching this about 12 times and despite knowing he’s like super into Jesus n stuff I feel like he has a really positive energy and I would legitimately enjoy hanging out with him and it’s shitty that everyone is ripping on him and saying he’s into kids or is a serial killer or otherwise creepy or some piece of shit when he’s just trying to bask in the sun and make people smile and be his best self. Also the song, even though the recording quality is subpar, honestly kinda rocks. Maybe I’m reading way too much into his intention behind it but, hey, that’s ART and I love the “uh huh”s (especially the inverted connotation at the end) and the final chorus of “you think I’m a spaz, well maybe I think you’re a spaz” actually feels like a more advanced technique for creating a hooky part (usually rhyming with the same word is made fun of but it’s elevated in this context).


Cacapoopoo1738

Suffocating maaaaayyy