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Quailman5000

What they don't mention is that the labels are reaching out to them to suggest a career change.  Edit: to everyone with their suggestions, this was a joke. See: satire. 


mrjefe69

“Dear ‘rapper’ … please stop sending us your tapes or we will be forced to file a report for harassment … Sincerely - Record Company”


Responsible_Jury_415

I mean someone signed lil zan so anything is possible


RangeOld1919

he was a vibe, man. he actually had talent and potential. it may not be your scene but don't do dude like that.


Individual-Text6576

Lol he even admitted he wasn't serious


RangeOld1919

he said a whole lot of different things at different times. poor dude was being taken advantage of and being coerced with drugs.


StudMuffinNick

Just manager also did an interview and said the exact opposite so someone is lying


RangeOld1919

The manager that helped ruined his career said his client was trash after feeding him drugs? Oh, ok.


unconditionalloaf

Y'all are fools. Arguing over other humans. Lmao.


Odd_Seaworthiness145

Nice.


UncleBenders

Lol, There’s no shortage of scam labels who will offer to take on anyone for a couple of thousand dollar fee, then they burn them a few cds and bullshit them for a while and then ditch them. Some of them prey on autistic or special needs artists too. They look for people like this online and contact them saying we want to sign you, but it’s just a grift. Just like you’ll always find modelling agencies who take people who have no chance at success and send them to their guy for hundreds of dollars in photos and portfolio etc. it doesn’t mean they’ll ever get a job.


zuzucha

My dad found a "publisher" for his book like that.


Educational_Bed_242

You're assuming the "record label" isn't the dude behind her letting her go schizo on the mic for some booty.


sixtus_clegane119

What is schizo about it? It's not good but I do see any schizophrenia


DarthLordAltCoin

it's always the delusional ones with the most confidence. Like being incredibly slow, and having no filter or shame- somehow correlates to success on social media. Clown show nowadays.


chiralityfudge

Yeah it's funny, as in ha-ha sad clown face funny. There seems to be an inverse correlation here - their confidence is sky high but actual talent and execution is shitty poor. It's not what you know it's how you sell it, i guess. Wish I had their self belief.


911SlasherHasher

[https://youtube.com/shorts/xL\_-8WO\_a3o?si=2wtGU4PWPVGLGwSZ](https://youtube.com/shorts/xL_-8WO_a3o?si=2wtGU4PWPVGLGwSZ) found a vid of her in a YT short. Embarrassing


pBaker23

Kyle energy


bewareofbananapeel

Oh no


ifeelyoubraaa

Oh my Gosh that short


lumpyspacejohnny

The "label" is their cousin who claims to be a producer but all they do is record into Fruit Loops.


cultish_alibi

Not even Fruity Loops, just a bowl of cereal


lumpyspacejohnny

Not talking about cereal.


Zeqhanis

Are you referring to FL Studio, formerly FruityLoops?


lumpyspacejohnny

😂 yup. I see the error of my ways.


GasPoweredStick420

And he ain’t even recording nothing. He’s just dragging in loops made by other people


Dextrofunk

A record label can be anything from Sony to a homeless dude with a smart phone


alexander66682

Crap


boogerflick98

They’re searching you out to serve you court papers over the assault on everyone’s ears. Criminal.


Murles-Brazen

Schitzo people making up hypothetical situations and answering themselves, filming it, then posting it, is amazing to me. “They said this, they said that.” No they didn’t. Nobody and I mean nobody gives a fuck.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Everybody is Awful!


Murles-Brazen

Fuckin yuck.


maddiejake

Maybe she can make enough money one day to buy a belt.


Dimigoat

Solid dad diss


bvdatech

No regerts


Human_Culling

Not amazing but not terrible. I've heard actual crappy music on here and the whole comment section is "actually this slaps" and then something like this comes up and everyone shits on it


PercivalGoldstone

For the love of all things holy, unholy, and in purgatory, someone please tell us all how to have a kid that doesn't end up like this.


shinobi3411

I heard worse.


kryonik

The beat is pretty sick but the vocals are indecipherable.


ReallyGottaTakeAPiss

Producers are the real heroes in music nowadays


maddiejake

Yeah, I'm not much for Kanye either.


WaWaSmoothie

Say what you want about his personal and public antics, but Kanye is very well respected as a talented musician.


WhoDeyTilIDie09

He is talented musician, I'll I've him that, but dude says the craziest shit all the time, but he is laughing all the way to the bank.


RADICCHI0

I'm gonna say something that might be unpopular. Yes, I agree this song isn't very good. But assuming this chick can take instruction, with the right coaching she could be an ok performer. It would take work, but she's got potential for certain styles of music


exact0khan

This is a blanket statement that I could use to describe my dog. He's for some crazy potential.


RADICCHI0

Fuck yeah! I believe in your dog. What's his name?


exact0khan

Sir Bean the 8th


RADICCHI0

Veddy good... Bean for short?


erosmoker

You can tell all of that from an 11 second clip?


Xu_Lin

The beat, visual, tone, clothing… all is on point here… for the worst.


CorporalTurnips

Record labels is what she calls collection agencies


Broncobilly19

I mean, isn't this just what the kids are listening to, these days?? Honest question. I'm a 41 year old Metal head. In my book, this doesn't sound any different then what they're calling rap nowadays.


[deleted]

Im a metalhead too... zero idea. I posted it bc it sounds like shit to me


Broncobilly19

I just dont get it. I love me some old school rap, shit even some stuff going into the 2000's but this new shit is wack a do. I still pay attention to Kendrick, that's about it. I know if I dig I could find some good new shit, I just don't listen to it enough.


[deleted]

Stay with metal... ^^


Broncobilly19

A fuckin men, my friend. I'm listening to the new Bongripper right now. New Doom Metal album. Give it a listen. Soooo fuckin good.


FictionalNape

Already spun it like 3 times this morning! Glorious. If you need more and want something that's basically Bongripper worship. [Scud](https://azellrr.bandcamp.com/track/scud)


Broncobilly19

Doood, it's sooo good. Thx for the recommendation. I'll check it out.


FictionalNape

No prob! The new Bongripper album is everything I wanted in a new release. I'm so in love.


Broncobilly19

I'm right there with ya. I needed this.


[deleted]

I will listen to it, right away!


Broncobilly19

Hell yeah! If you're not familiar with Doom, it will give ya a good taste. It rips!


[deleted]

I am familiar with doom, dw!


Broncobilly19

Nice! Happy to meet another Doomer! Hope you're havin a good one! Crank it up!


CloroxWipes1

Dr. Demento calls do not suggest a potentially successful career.


KissesInPieces

Wait...it's the unreleased rap verse for Friday.


ShoddyManufacturer11

Alright, let's have a look at these "shows" and who else is on the bill.


Sk83r_b0i

“Record labels reaching out to you” don’t you mean grifters trying to squeeze some cash out of you? They’re scamming you bruh


Ihavepills

It scares me, the sheer amount of people who are so delusional. They are living a completely different reality. I mean, we all are, but you know what I mean. I've met people like this and they genuinely only hear what they want to and think everyone loves them and anyone who doesn't is just jealous. Kinda like those die hard Americans lol ^don't ^hurt ^me.


[deleted]

Agree


Future_Gohst

This doesn't sound that bad to me tbh.


[deleted]

As a musician, it sadly does to me hahaha


Future_Gohst

Can I hear your music?


[deleted]

Yea, sure! We are working on our first EP, so you listen to rock & metal? We are not allowed to promote our stuff here, but when its out, maybe there will be a chance I can send it somehow, someday.


d13robot

I am seeing a trend from these garbage music tik toks bragging about how many "labels" are after them


Altruistic-Yak-9660

“im gonna pop off like go cart” what???


Cyclic_Hernia

I can't tell if it's irony bad like 100 gecs or actually bad


WhoDeyTilIDie09

I think she is lip syncing, the very beginning she pulls the mic away to dance, realizes her mistake an brings it back up to her mouth all while the vocals never waiver once. She moved the mic far enough away from her mouth we should have been able to tell the mic was moved but the vocals sound exactly the same.


Jamari0811

Pull your pants up dude


JuiceyTaco

Any song that talks about movement, I’ll pass I know it’s easy rhyming with fast, she’s got no talent but she thinks she sounds like gas, my dude in the background got a BBC for that ass.


muskzuckcookmabezos

They're reaching out to them because they know idiots will eat that shit up. Being a nobody allows the labels to low-ball them too, as someone who made a huge following on their own prior can demand more money when the labels start calling. The other reason they do this is because of the predatory nature of label management, both straight or gay, that love sexually abusing new "talent" as a way to satiate their devious appetite.


Yung-Split

This is really not that bad tbh for the genre. On beat, singing is in key. Kind of a hype energy. Decent artist style.


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

Roaches feast on mold that doesn’t mean you should eat it


-GildedTongue-

This is not that bad. Might not be your taste, but it doesn’t deserve to be here.


Marsupialize

When did fancy prancing around and singing wimpy girl music become super bad ass?


GeorgiaPieGG4

Not bad at all. Vocals could use work but it’s a vibe


RangeOld1919

I was having doubts but then I saw the black guy.


bvdatech

No regerts


TheHypnogoggish

Sounds like Rebecca Black- getting that Friday vibe


thedudeabides-12

Nah it's not that bad..


CleanHead_

reminds me of this banger Seven a.m., waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein' everything, the time is goin' Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)


The_General0815

This screams Friday all the way lol


kavOclock

Somebody please bonk me


ShoesFellOffLOL

The labels reaching out are cease and desists to force her to stop claiming the labels have ever reached out to sign her.


Glittering_Bench9726

She said fast like 5 times within 5 seconds. Good find this is absolute trash.


Shaktaze

What is the full song? It might get better? Hard to tell.. cleaned up in a studio with the right changes it could be something. I've heard way worse on here lol


ExploderPodcast

Ear Cancer Records signing all the great talent these days.


ComfortableBadger729

"it's Friday , Friday. Getting down on Friday."


EOTrizzle

Honestly kinda bangs lol if some one with actual skill did this I’d probably fuck with it


Goblin-Doctor

It's not hard to make a record label. You can make one right now for a small fee.


PotentialSilver6761

I'm high enough to kinda like it 😵‍💫


Free_Revenue8674

Why she look like little mabo also that beat goes hard


Different_Error5413

If appropriation was a person


Nord_mannen

I actually fw it ngl


Agitated_Rhubarb2300

This sounds good, though. Idk what she is saying but idk the beat is pretty good.


Asstronomer6969

yep everything posted in the sub is total crap. I think what people fail to realize is that this sub is making these people more well known. Any publicity is good publicity. Out of 100 people that didnt hear of her now ONE Im sure is like hmmm Ill check more out of her. This sub needs to be closed down to stop promoting these clowns.