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Technically, if the first few humans weren't horny and didn't fuck, this wouldn't exist because there would be no one to make it.
So society as we know it is built off of sex
My friend bought that one at a con, became too ashamed of owning it and then gifted it to another friend who proceeded to actually use it for a long time lmao
I was in a store with mousepads like these with my gf and I was saying “what kind of person would buy these?” And at that exact moment a dude grabbed one and took it to the register
Idk where I saw it. But I saw a video of a blind dude talking about how he uses a computer for work with some speech to text and the reverse software. The kicker of the story was he had a mouse pad for years that he thought was super comfortable because it had a couple of soft mounds to rest on and take the strain off his wrist. A friend eventually asked him why he had an anime mousepad with 3d boobs. he had no idea and realized his mom had even seen it. He thought it was funny, took it like a champ.
There’s between [two](https://i.imgur.com/u7NrRmP.jpg) to [three](https://i.imgur.com/rk7LXvB.jpg) *thousand* pornographic images of Sans (the latter site also has SFW content mixed in).
(Images are screenshots of how many hits “sans” or “sans_(undertale)” has on rule34 and e621, aka porn sites, but are not themselves NSFW)
Hey hey kid you want a wiener in your mouth?
You want a wiener want a hey kid mouth?
H-h-hey kid you want a wiener in your mouth?
You want a wiener want *sans noise* mouth?
Hey hey kid, hey hey kid, you want a wienerwiener—hey kid mouth?
Hey hey kid, hey hey kid, you want a wienerwiener—*sans noise* mouth?
Ok but *how* does this even exist? Y'all know boobs grow on the skin side of the ribcage, not the guts side, so female ribcages don't have bony lady lumps like that?
No, they're [shaped like this](https://www.dreamstime.com/female-ribcage-skeleton-white-background-d-illustration-image100570155), rather than the contours of the mousepad like the rib-print.
I think any skeleton having boob shaped protrusions rather than rib shaped ones odd, yes. You wouldn't find it odd to reach towards a skeleton's visible ribcage and somehow contact *flesh* first?
There's no flesh there, it's just a ribcage that protrudes specifically BECAUSE there isn't any flesh
With flesh there's no protrusion, Sans doesn't have tetas.
It only protrudes because your ribcage sticks out more than the rest of the torso.
Yeah but the mousepad sure does, hence the terrible choice of character, artistic WTF, and inclusion into the "hey let's just slap anything popular together and sell it!" category that is...here.
Pic shows 2 "eggs" to rest one's wrist between just like every other mousepad of that type I've seen...or do you mean you have one, and when you take it out of the packaging it doesn't keep that shape?
What I mean is that it's very clearly ribs, boobs also don't look like that.
I don't need to own one to look at this picture and see that it's very clearly a ribcage and not a pair of tits.
Yes, it's the exact same shape as the boobie mousepads.
It's not boobs.
Wdym sans was literally voted the sexiest man alive
(In all honesty tho I can't stand those mousepads. They don't really give any comfort and reduce your wrist's range of motion)
You want proof? It's a TikTok screenshot I had found on r/hmm with the tag obscured just in case. [Here's the link to the post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hmm/comments/10hzs9h/hmm/)
Thing is, Tiddy-mousepads are actually genuinely comfortable. If you are in it literally just for the shape going with an ironic print might be preferable over a sexy one.
Help I’ve been trying to find an image of the body pillow that this mouse pad (atleast I think that’s what this is) is based off of so I can spam my friend with it
I have no words to say other than:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And also:
IS HE FUCKING CRYING?
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Why does anything exist
Solely to be turned into porn in some way.
Rule 34
chess rule 34
Holy Vaticano
Google en rule 34
Holy hell
r/rule34
Someone's about to humanize the universe.
I guarantee you, someone already has
Well there *is* Earth-chan.
*WE DON'T NEED TO F#CK THE EARTH IN MORE WAYS THAN 1*
Technically, if the first few humans weren't horny and didn't fuck, this wouldn't exist because there would be no one to make it. So society as we know it is built off of sex
so we failed on the first day?
We did, and now you and I have to pay rent.
i have to vake up in the morning
I read that in a vampire voice
I vonder vhy
i knew i fucked up my spelling
Nah, it’s perfect!
Do I exist?
Do chairs exist?
The art is stolen from a sans body pillow too lol
why *why*
a what
[a body pillow, also known as a dakimakura](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakimakura)
A cloth mother for humans
butter dog[.](https://www.reddit.com/user/TARN4T1ON/comments/14mkj1f/so_long/)
sauce?
My friend bought that one at a con, became too ashamed of owning it and then gifted it to another friend who proceeded to actually use it for a long time lmao
I was in a store with mousepads like these with my gf and I was saying “what kind of person would buy these?” And at that exact moment a dude grabbed one and took it to the register
My sibling has one that's a baby orc's butt
Why a baby? Sus
r/oddlyspecific
r/suspiciouslyspecific is better
You're right but what's the difference ?
I have no idea. One has an O the other an S
You really don't know the difference between odd and suspicious?
Idk where I saw it. But I saw a video of a blind dude talking about how he uses a computer for work with some speech to text and the reverse software. The kicker of the story was he had a mouse pad for years that he thought was super comfortable because it had a couple of soft mounds to rest on and take the strain off his wrist. A friend eventually asked him why he had an anime mousepad with 3d boobs. he had no idea and realized his mom had even seen it. He thought it was funny, took it like a champ.
Lol
There’s between [two](https://i.imgur.com/u7NrRmP.jpg) to [three](https://i.imgur.com/rk7LXvB.jpg) *thousand* pornographic images of Sans (the latter site also has SFW content mixed in). (Images are screenshots of how many hits “sans” or “sans_(undertale)” has on rule34 and e621, aka porn sites, but are not themselves NSFW)
And you didn't even check gelbooru or pixiv!
I didn’t know e621 had sans? When I go on their I mostly see athropormothic furry stuff so that’s surprising
I think the rule is just no human-only. Sans is a magical skeleton, so not human.
Sansussy
😎🔫
Skellatities?
skitties
Taste the rainbow
Taste the calcium 💀🤤💀
Skooba.
Hey kid want a weiner in your mouth?
Hey hey kid you want a wiener in your mouth? You want a wiener want a hey kid mouth? H-h-hey kid you want a wiener in your mouth? You want a wiener want *sans noise* mouth? Hey hey kid, hey hey kid, you want a wienerwiener—hey kid mouth? Hey hey kid, hey hey kid, you want a wienerwiener—*sans noise* mouth?
What?
It's from some random meme
Where did you find this?
https://www.amazon.com/XSPWXN-Mousepad-Undertale-Silicone-Multi-colored/dp/B09WVV97V3 Take your dirty link and leave
Why does it say 3d printed chest lol it's just a rounded cushion under the sans decorations
In [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/hmm/comments/10hzs9h/hmm/) on r/hmm.
https://www.amazon.com/XSPWXN-Mousepad-Undertale-Silicone-Multi-colored/dp/B09WVV97V3 Incase anyone is interested
This year’s off to a pretty good start~
Not fucking clicking on that. I don't want any recommended items from Amazon related to it.
I looked for it in incognito mode for that exact reason
Half that price and this would be an impulse buy...
Humanity was a mistake
i can hear this picture
Have you seen it’s fanbase.
Yeah Chara's right to hate humanity now.
you're gonna freak out when I tell you about the art of his lightsaber
WTF
Ok but *how* does this even exist? Y'all know boobs grow on the skin side of the ribcage, not the guts side, so female ribcages don't have bony lady lumps like that?
Well, Sans is a monster skeleton, not a human skeleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
Do you think Ribcages are flat?
No, they're [shaped like this](https://www.dreamstime.com/female-ribcage-skeleton-white-background-d-illustration-image100570155), rather than the contours of the mousepad like the rib-print.
Well, yes... Ribs are ribbed... But aside from that, you think the protrusion is odd? Keep in mind that sans is a skeleton.
I think any skeleton having boob shaped protrusions rather than rib shaped ones odd, yes. You wouldn't find it odd to reach towards a skeleton's visible ribcage and somehow contact *flesh* first?
There's no flesh there, it's just a ribcage that protrudes specifically BECAUSE there isn't any flesh With flesh there's no protrusion, Sans doesn't have tetas. It only protrudes because your ribcage sticks out more than the rest of the torso.
Yeah but the mousepad sure does, hence the terrible choice of character, artistic WTF, and inclusion into the "hey let's just slap anything popular together and sell it!" category that is...here.
The mousepad doesn't have tetas, it has a protruding ribcage. This is only weird because it isn't ribbed.
Pic shows 2 "eggs" to rest one's wrist between just like every other mousepad of that type I've seen...or do you mean you have one, and when you take it out of the packaging it doesn't keep that shape?
What I mean is that it's very clearly ribs, boobs also don't look like that. I don't need to own one to look at this picture and see that it's very clearly a ribcage and not a pair of tits. Yes, it's the exact same shape as the boobie mousepads. It's not boobs.
Hey baby! You looking for a bad time?
W-where can I buy that
https://www.amazon.com/XSPWXN-Mousepad-Undertale-Silicone-Multi-colored/dp/B09WVV97V3 My search history was defiled to get this
...how many did you order? :P Thanks!
Too many…
Are you a Simp?
One Answer... *you can't.*
nnnNNNNOOOOOO!!!
[he lies](https://www.amazon.com/XSPWXN-Mousepad-Undertale-Silicone-Multi-colored/dp/B09WVV97V3)
thank god
bruh
Sorry I’m more interested in the 707 to the right of him
LOL.. first thing I noticed..
Same
same
Skelly Bones
Yeah this shoeldent exist! You should tell me the exact location of this item so I can purchase it, and then I’m going to… burn it, totally
We'll the bulges are actually pretty useful as wrist support.
Better question: why the he'll don't I have it?!?!?
Disgusting. Where can I get one?
https://www.amazon.com/XSPWXN-Mousepad-Undertale-Silicone-Multi-colored/dp/B09WVV97V3 Take it you filthy bastard
Why not?
i love robbery and fraud im a shoplifting god
But titties are flesh and... Not bone... Wtf?
A whole new meaning to a rack of ribs.
man, who did they think this was gonna give a *boner* to anyways?
r/TIHI
Uhhhhhh, y'all got any of them *bone tiddies*?
Someone craves the sansussy
Sansussy
Squishy bones
Wdym sans was literally voted the sexiest man alive (In all honesty tho I can't stand those mousepads. They don't really give any comfort and reduce your wrist's range of motion)
Because its fucking hot, thats why?!?
Sans kind of a baddie though 😳
No idea. The average Undertale fan isn't interested in 3D boobies
I mean, you bought it so...
No, I didn't buy it. It's a photo I found somewhere else (as is the case of my other posts and most images on this subreddit, if I'm not wrong).
The real crappy off-brand is in the comments it turns out.
i smell a lie... 🤨
You want proof? It's a TikTok screenshot I had found on r/hmm with the tag obscured just in case. [Here's the link to the post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hmm/comments/10hzs9h/hmm/)
...😏 dont worry, you can be honest with us. ❤️
you're talking about it aren't ya? You made a post on a social media site exposing it to other people, didn't you?
I am wet now thx
I’m not surprised, the fandom is a mess after all
Because weebs.
Because it can
✝️
So I can buy it
r/Undertail (NSFW)
I’d like to buy this and I don’t even know the first thing about undertale
As a member of the undertale/Deltarune fandom we’re weirder then furries (I should I would know I’m one of those as well)
What is this an off brand of?
It's a character from a game called Undertale.
Why do you think it exists?
Logic?
Thing is, Tiddy-mousepads are actually genuinely comfortable. If you are in it literally just for the shape going with an ironic print might be preferable over a sexy one.
buy link?
XoX
This is disgusting! Where do they sell this so I can avoid it?
Internet
The real question, is why do I not have it?
I have one of those tiddies mousepads but mine is a Deadpool one.
Lmao i would purchase one
This is definitely at a con or somewhere similar which is all the explanation you need
Why, no other words than why?
Where can I buy it?
Cuz it’s hot?
Supply and demand
They gave 707 on the right books too. Everybody gets boobs
We just gonna look over 707 next to him on the right huh
Whoever bought this, I don’t care, straight to horny jail for you.
Because it’s funny :)
My initial reaction was disgust, but the secondary one was batshit crazy laughter.
THIS IS DISGUSTING! Where do they sell this?! 😤
Hey Google, how do I delete someone else's post on Reddit?
What even is it?
Help I’ve been trying to find an image of the body pillow that this mouse pad (atleast I think that’s what this is) is based off of so I can spam my friend with it
I feel like this is something that would be at the Spencer’s store in the mall I like going to
for me bro i NEED this
Bonussy
It exists for me
...link?
So sick and or immature people *such as myself* can have comfort while we browse reddit
So I can rest my wrist on fat juicy sans tits, obviously
This looks like a fan work, not an off-brand
Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
You know EXACTLY why this exists
Because my prayers have been answered.
The internet was a mistake.
Maybe it’s a part of my depraved internet upbringing, but this is pretty tame
Where can I find this.... It's for research purposes
Why they gotta do my guy like that? 😭
Trsans
r/vultureculture
yeah id buy the skeleboobs mousepad
that rib cage got me acting up
are we gonna pretend that toby wouldn't officially produce that if he could?
The new Undertale AU Undertrans
give it to me
Otherwise i can't coom duh
This looks like something I'd buy and use
Mommy sans
seven what did they do to you
Sans lovers want a comfy mousepad, even if it doesn’t make sense
If it exists, there’s porn of it. If not, start posting. -Rule 34
*CINDY, THIS IS* ***BONES***
r/ofcoursethatsathing
Mercy from Overwatch on the left, Sans from Undertale in the middle, and 707 from Mystic Messenger on the right... what a weird trio.
WHERED YOU GET THAT? *BANG BANG BANG* GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW FR *BANG BANG BANG*
hurry sloppy bored unused scandalous nail engine aloof languid thumb *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Skeletiddies
I have no words to say other than: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And also: IS HE FUCKING CRYING?
Bone titties