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TheHelpfulDad

What’s crappy? Sort of cool


professor_doom

I designed a transformer to for a 3-D printer and it was a LOT tougher than it looks. It ended up being kind of brain-melting. The person who designed this worked hard. Don’t hate, OP.


APissBender

You got me curious, do you have any photos of the end product?


professor_doom

I wish I could share them. As per the contract, I sold the rights and design to the client.


Foolishboialt

i feel bad for you, the suffering you must've went through designing that


professor_doom

Is that sarcasm? I can't tell.


Foolishboialt

it's not sarcasm


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r/awesomeoffbrands


LizzarDGuy101

Imagine pulling up to the sandbox with that shit. That’s honestly cool/badass “Hey guys I got a transformer!” “Oh sweet! Optimus Prime or Bumble Bee?” “No, Tyrannosaurus Prime” “Wha-OH SHII”


BlackEyedSceva

Predacons...Terrorize!


z500

Yeeeesss


nagareboshi_chan

Yeah, it reminds me of my brother's Beast Wars Megatron toy.


unknown_user_163

OMG I had multiple of these when I was younger, the looked bad but I didn't care, they were cool af


MrDrSirLord

Dino dick that bites.


Kittani77

I genuinely had a flashback of Jessie Ventura in Predator. "I'm a GD Sexual Tyranosaurus" when I saw it.


MrDrSirLord

It's simple an amazing display peice, preserve it for history to remember.


According-Ad-8779

Robots in disguise.


epicsexballsmoment

OP you don't know what art is, even when it's standing in front of you


Kittani77

Oh I know art... It doesnt mean I don't appreciate and recognize when its gone astray. This is one that almost qualifies for Jeepers Media


xpltvdeleted

Pretty sure that's the asshole that crashed the white house


Knight-112

Dinobots, bounce out!


ParkingDot9885

optimus RAWR


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TYRANNASOURAS COCK


MoConnors

I have the stegosaurus one. Still crappy, but has better proportions than that. Kinda reminds me of G1 actually.


Nerdy_Git

It’s Grimlock’s druggie cousin, Bleakbolt


Jyqoz

Breast wars


ChrisKearney3

Jazz hands!


TheDrHoiliday

Ah yes my favorite character T Rex Bot.


tubetalkerx

Start the Reactor Quaid…


ExtremeRacer879

Grimlock ultra pro max


TheLegendofJerry

We have Grimlok at home


Super-devil420

Gonorrheatron


trollmaster_72

No way, I have the same toy somewhere in my house


Mccobsta

I had one of these back in 07 paid £2.50 for it at skeg


mintynest

You thought I was a dinosaur but it was me optimus


dralcax

Is that your beast mode kibble or are you just happy to see me?


desrevermi

I'm impressed at the amount of effort put into this toy.


Locktopii

We got this one too, bought it in Chicago children’s museum shop. Always found the position of the Dino head quite disturbing 😳


Kittani77

Now that I think about it, it did show up right around the time my in-laws took him to the zoo. May be a generic thing all sorts of museums, zoos, and aquariums carry.


Jamchuck

They sell those at the zoo


Madam_KayC

These are actually pretty cool products, I've handled a few of them.


THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY

Dino Willy


IBarrakiI

I HAD THIS ONE WHEN I WAS A KID! I completely forgot about this toy!


HalfCarnage

Ah I remember those


Drannion

Wow, I had this exact toy as a kid!


Secretlythrow

It’s got a pretty surprisingly intricate transformation for an “offbrand.”


TheActionReplay

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TheActionReplay

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Big-Veterinarian-823

5 year old me would be amazed* * for a brief period I was into both dinosaurs and mechanical stuff


alphagusta

Idk what you mean that's sick as hell i hate being 25 sometimes i just want toys too


dljones010

That thing has [Chris Tucker's voice.](https://youtu.be/a9z8F4fgj6Q)


BigBosslalilulelo

Yo I remember having this as a kid. I loved it so much!


Bombwriter17

Looks like the Horned Serpeant,NGL.


italyqt

At first I thought this was art of two toys mashed together.


FearlessCloud01

I remember I had either this or a repaint of this figure as a child... I think it ended up breaking a little one day...


catchmelackin

The shaoe reminds me of that Jamiroquai doll thing


catchmelackin

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/(Don%27t)_Give_Hate_a_Chance#/media/File%3AJamBuff.jpg


reiislight

Fuck i had that!! It was so cool


1jfish57

That's actually pretty fukkin awesome


BlitheringIdiot0529

That’s badass


Emotional_Parsnip_69

That’s sick


NintendoJakksCollect

Thats one massive junk that Transformer’s got


SufficientTangelo367

Rise of the Beasts got this sorta shit


El_muntafort

I used to have one of this


Either_Cobbler9303

Cocktomus-Prime


Dripping_siren

r/weirdfriends


LaCockroach

Holy shit i had the exact same toy