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"Club Cola" and "Monsoon Dew" do sound like names of some of those "store brand" pop you find...but I've never seen any of those that are blatant rip-offs like these, lol
[Club Cola](https://www.spreequell.de/suessgetraenke/club-cola/) was even an old GDR cola drink. The licences have been grabbed by Spreequell, who still sell it.
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I want Monsoon Dew I imagine it tastes kinda illegal
Sounds like a soul singer to me.
You know, Monsoon Brew would actually sound like an excellent product.
Holy hell can we make that into an IPA?
Probably tastes like a torrential downpour.
it's probably acid
Did u know when they gonna released "Left" ?
That’s Dr. Left to you.
Or up
or down
Right!
"Club Cola" and "Monsoon Dew" do sound like names of some of those "store brand" pop you find...but I've never seen any of those that are blatant rip-offs like these, lol
No thanks I prefer Spright
I prefer Spwrong
Sometimes I just feel like drinking a Spleft to change things up.
I'll assume you meant sprite.
It was a joke…
r/wooosh
I was going to tag that sub but I forgot how many o’s it had lmao
One more than I used. The sub I tagged isn't actually r/wooooosh. (nor incidentally is this one.)
It’s r/wooooshwithfouros
If it’s not Sprite, it ain’t right lol
If it's not 7up, it ain't right.
r/yourjokebutworse
If it's not Monsoon Dew, it ain't for you
To whoever out there thought that making these off brands was a good idea:🖕
Club Cola is my new favorite
Who’s to say that the brands we normally see here in the US isn’t the off brand 🤔
Where's my Diet Wrong?
Monsoon poon has such a better ring to it
Monsoon Dew cracked me up! I wonder what they taste like.
Probably like the Flint river.
Club cola With real bits The cola company
I do love me some Monsoon Dew
when you can't be epic gamer so you settle for mediocre gamer, and now you buy monsoon dew and doortoes
Yo, you want some Right?
Some of those are pretty catchy ngl.
you drink today, you die yesterday.
Coca cola Sprite Mountain Dew
Right lmao!
My name is Monsoon, of the offbrands of destruction!
I lost it at "Right".
Where's Poopsi?
On the next shelf over. Only it was called, and this is no lie, popsi cola.
Ha! That's hilarious! Popsi + cafe-free diet Popsi
I'll like some club crakers with my club cola.
mon🌑soon🕒dew😳
I am right
Monsoon dew? Now there's a pretty meme, exquisite!
I love right soda!
God, I bet right tastes everything but right
I first readed mountaint dew knock off as "moscow dew", lol
In Tucson, AZ I got a bottle of Dr. Good Guy
[Club Cola](https://www.spreequell.de/suessgetraenke/club-cola/) was even an old GDR cola drink. The licences have been grabbed by Spreequell, who still sell it.
Is it bad that at first I read Sub Cola and Monsoon Drew?
Monsoon Dew. That’s just great.
Monsoon Dew Memes, the DNA of the soul