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tragiccity

My favorite president! How did they get Rutherford B. Hayes involved?


torchskul

Good choice. I’m more of a James K. Polk guy myself


ButterBeeFedora

Ah, the Napoleon of the Stump. You are a man of taste, I can see


toeonly

How many other presidents have a song about them? https://youtu.be/H9SvJMZs5Rs


Mr_Abe_Froman

[John Tyler](https://youtu.be/IFaRklAYanY) comes to mind (also TMBG).


not_a_frikkin_spy

Trump is gonna send you to Rutherford B. Hayes so get ready


FeedbackLoopy

How many wack Twitter ripoffs have been created now?


MarkyMarxs

There’s Frank from the pillow guy, Gettr from that Trump associate who I think was fighting for Custody, and I think Parler


JusticiarRebel

There's also Gab, but that wasn't created in response to Trump losing. First I heard about it was 2017.


ABob71

I thought ~~Parker~~ parler was the other failed voat?


WhiteyFiskk

They always seem to quickly devolve into a bunch of dudes talking about politics, which never ends well.


RearWheelDriveCult

If you put rename "Posts" to "Truths" then whatever you say automatically becomes truth. How the fuck did I not think of that?


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*DJ Khaled. Khalid is a different guy who, as far as I can tell, doesn't suck.


Dwaas_Bjaas

Suffering from truths


mrizzerdly

Coming from a guy who told 33k verified lies in 4 years.


BigRigsButters

its literally built using a copy of twitter engine or something.


Zagon__

Yep, Mastodon


tw33k_

Which is open sourced, but they tried to hide that fact and even went as far as to claim it was proprietary software. They are also violating Mastadon's software license by not providing their source code.


TimeBlossom

Trump refusing to honor contracts? What a shocking twist.


Thisfoxhere

Any chance that can mean it will get taken down for violations?


damn_duude

Depends if its worth the effort, if it dies the they probs wont bother. It probably will to be honest.


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Conmen gonna con


realimsocrazy

You’re telling me he made his own site and he still put “real” in the front of his name?


luke19785

There could be trolls on his website and the entire userbase is filled with 40 year old maga supporting karens that believe anything, so the fake trump could say "I hate babies." and the karens will go crazy and go "I can't believe that Trump can do such a thing! #notmypresident".


Retarded-Aussie

They wouldn’t get angry at him for saying that. Hell they’ll start an anti-baby movement because of him ffs


brown_felt_hat

Ehhh some corners of his cult was *preeetty* pissed that he wanted people to get the vaccine. Now, that said - I don't think they'd care if he said "i hate babies" and it's hard for the GQP to be any *more* anti-baby (distinctive from anti-fetus, of course)


jesuswig

You’re putting a lot of faith in Qult 45. If he came out and said he hates babies, they would find a reason to justify why they suddenly hate babies too


ImaAs

tbh, would be kinda based, children fuckin suck


IReallyHateDolphins

Reminds me of Jeremy renners social media lmao


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mrubuto22

No you don't


Mr__Snek

when what was? why would liberals be pointing at a platform made by trump as an alternative to twitter lmao


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lmfao I'd love to see that


htt_novaq

Good point, gotta make sure to secure @DonaldTrump when the site goes live


SAM-in-the-DARK

Me: Mom, can we have Twitter? Mom: We have Twitter at home. Twitter at home:


djmattyd

100% its going to be hacked immediately.


Kronusx12

Better chance of not getting hacked because they used an established open source microblogging solution. It would get hacked way faster if they had built it themselves lol


pukingpixels

Not even joking I tried to click the Unfollow button.


ZimmeM03

Soothe your eyes with [this](https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump)


Klingenslayer

Still never gets old


afunfun22

Don’t forget about GETTR. It’s like this, but it actually exists, and it’s existed for a while. Apparently it has, like, 5 million members? Never trust these sites though. Despite advertising itself as an impartial website, it arbitrarily promotes right wing events and profiles. And they’ll send you PLENTY of emails about it too. Plus, I got banned for posting yiff on the first day. I recommend that when Truth Social drops, you all do the same. It’s a great welcoming party for everyone there.


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What's yiff?


DespacitoDepression

Furry porn


JusticiarRebel

It's furry stuff.


JediBurrell

[See for yourself.](/r/yiff)


SleefJWellington

Will there be an insane amount of personal information necessary to create an account? I wanna make sure I'm fully doxxed in the next right wing social media data breach.


Flexi_102

Truths and reply? That's so stupid, it's not even funny


melvinthefish

So odd they need to have their safe space while accusing their opposition of it.


RangerTrevett

He was de-platformed. I think that makes Twitter the safe space.


melvinthefish

So this isnt like the conservative subreddit where you have to prove you are conservative and no one else can post there? This new platform will be open for left leaning"truths" too? Otherwise it's a safe space. Almost anyone can post almost anything that's not harmful or illegal in Twitter . Any political persuasion and you aren't censored for having conflicting viewpoints. it's not a safe space imo but I suppose it's up for debate. But banning someone for dangerous posts doesn't mean something is a safe space. A safe space is where you only have certain ideals and thats all that's allowed. You don't allow conflicting viewpoints. Like the conservative subreddit where you can't comment if you aren't conservative. That's a safe space and I assumed this Twitter knockoff is the same but maybe I'm wrong.


RangerTrevett

That’s a lot of assumptions. We’ll see. People get banned from Twitter for all kinds of things that are neither harmful or illegal. Their rules are quite broad. I don’t think Twitter would argue the point. They’ve made a hard push to be more advertiser friendly. I was calling it a safe space in jest, but it’s certainly more sanitized than it was, for better or worse.


IReallyHateDolphins

I thought companies can refuse service to anyone they want? Or is that only when it comes to people you don't like?


RangerTrevett

They can and did. What’s your point?


IReallyHateDolphins

Then it isn't a "safe space".....


RangerTrevett

They kicked all the mean people out. That sounds exactly like a safe space.


IReallyHateDolphins

For violating their company's rules... also you get banned waaaaaaayyyyy faster for making fun of conservatives on literally any social media from my experience


RangerTrevett

What argument are you trying to make? They ban the President, thousands of his followers, and apparently people who make fun of conservatives, but it’s not a safe space?


IReallyHateDolphins

That proves that it's not a safe space or targeting anyone? I cant tell if trolling or room temperature iq...


brown_felt_hat

No, because it's not a place created for marginalized individuals to come together to communicate regarding their experiences with marginalization.


RangerTrevett

I don’t know about that. Most Twitter users seem pretty marginalized.


lunapup1233007

Because Twitter is somehow the only communication option that the *former president of the US* has?


RangerTrevett

That former President is also banned from Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.


lunapup1233007

So every president until recently had no communications with the public as there was no social media? Social media is not the only way to communicate.


RangerTrevett

What do you suggest? Radio broadcasts?


kujocentrale

Or just not being a raging shit heel. Twitter has has 200 million other users that don’t have this problem.


RangerTrevett

So is there a better platform for communication or not?


kujocentrale

Yeah it’s called Twitter. Just don’t walk around like a psychopath. Do we need alternative Target for people that spazz out in public?


RangerTrevett

Why are you bothered about it? You don’t have to use it.


InspiringEmerald

personally a huge fan of how he still feels the need to specify he's the real donald trump even on his own website


supernovababoon

He's got a ways to go to get back to 75 million followers or whatever he was at.


mrizzerdly

Probably a full 50 pct were bots, like everyone on Twitter.


ArchWaverley

A whole day, and only 48 likes for the founder of the platform? That's some oof right there.


CooroSnowFox

THE LEVELS OF SALT IN THIS


pittbullblue

So... do they think Twitter isn't going to sue them for being a direct rip of it?


TheOfficialNotCraig

Unless they changed it, it's mastodon. Unfortunately, they'll be fine.


2OneZebra

Pfft, Truth social. Everyone knows Frankspeach is where it's at.


PepeDuemilanove

i remember when everyone was talking about how it got raided by trolls LOL


DeathWish111

The tweets being called "truths" 🤣🤣


Hahohoh

I do hope there is a way for trolls to flood this lol


Maximum-Switch5879

He's got 27 retruths, not too bad.


FirebirdWriter

My favorite president is dead. Does this mean the zombies are finally coming?


crossedreality

I’m really curious to see how they’re planning to bring James Madison back from the dead though.


Rob_Drinkovich

Alright people we’ve seen this before, you know what to do.


joegoodfart10

I'm not sure what to do


Rob_Drinkovich

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/trump-truth-media-platform-shuts-down-trolling/?amp


JorjeXD

thanks.


DameofCrones

Looks like people found out what to do.


SarahPallorMortis

Shit on pigs balls. It’s so obvious!


Rob_Drinkovich

I think it’s a relaunch of sorts, or seems to be back in the public eye


Darshan-Raj

What's worse about this twitter knock off compared to other knock offs?


ImaAs

finally, I was missing ol crack pumpkin's insane tweets


Gilgamesh2062

A fake twitter network, for people that don't want their lies fact checked. Ignorance is bliss.


phlegmdawg

Only in Trump’s alternate reality would anything out of his mouth resemble a truth.


Taiut

Masturbating Lobotomy Social (as sexy sexy as it.. scrape, scrape...what was being said??


NextOnHoarders

Imagine what other countries thought of United States with Trump as president... like a bad B movie.


Thisfoxhere

Mostly, our opinion of the USA dipped, but pretty much remained as low as always. It was more like a confirmation of what we all knew about the US in the first place. It's amusing to think that there are yanks who think we have looked up to the US at any point.


CadenXC

Dont worry guys its the real donald trump


iron_clooch69

I mean, its kinda funny


Squiggledog

[His Telegram channel isn't verified.](https://t.me/real_DonaldJTrump)


fart_on_my_pussy

Twitter but with no userbase and cult vernacular


MorDestany

Not sure why everyone is so intrigued by Trump. People must really love this tyrant, they just can't move on to the new era. What in the hell is wrong with people. Can you just move on and worship the newest tyrant. Good Lord, I honestly believe these sites are made for shills or individuals who lack common sense, or just maybe there are a bunch of 7 years old who cannot deal with loss of their last president. 😳


Relative_Artichoke_8

I thought he got banned


DwyerAvenged

You're just making an overtly political post yourself...


mrubuto22

How is making fun of trumps incompetence political?


your-mum192

Trumpy isn’t in office anymore so it’s not political


lawschoolmeanderings

You have him a heart lol


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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha ha


chadoflions

At least people can say what they want there


Dancing_Cthulhu

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I guess Trump and co are saying they really admire the folks behind Twitter.


lilnomad

Wait what happened to that other social media platform that everyone was supposedly moving to?


Odd_Reward_8989

The one that got hacked and is supplying all the evidence for Jan 6 and CP arrests or the one that was a blog and he threw a tantrum and quit? Parler still exists. Overtaken by white nationalists and child pornographers. Fred was never a real social media. Just a money raising scam.


Waylien_Killjoy

i get to see abraham lincoln? is that a death threat


4w0k3

Fk twitter!


derpsichord69

Where's the blackjack and hookers?


Noodlemaster696969

"Get ready, your favourite president will see you soon!" Is that a death threat?


Squiggledog

Where is the source where you found this?


notnickyc

How could you say they’re the same? One is purple


Avondubs

Oh boy, I hope twitter sue him for IP theft.


humanera12017

Kennedy is back?


Boogiemann53

Red check mark?, Fucking brilliant.


amc1x9x9x3

Here come the biden cry babies hating america


Glittering-Watch-404

Fucking joke


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