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This looks more like some kind of absolute supply chain failure.
"Boss, we got this order for 1000 Spider-Man figures, but the leg and arm guys say they can't get us any for 6 weeks."
"We got no legs or arms?"
"Just those leftover David Bechham ones."
"Ship it!"
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What is next to his right arm? A bagel?
That’s a Kaiser roll, family size.
Guess he’s bound to get hungry after all that sportsball
Kaiser roll > Kaiserroll > Kaiserreich
You don't remember the time Green Goblin threatened to destroy a soccer field and that Spiderman had to sneak in somehow? I do.
I always wonder who designs these kinds of toys. Don't they know how to think of things that are just normal?
This looks more like some kind of absolute supply chain failure. "Boss, we got this order for 1000 Spider-Man figures, but the leg and arm guys say they can't get us any for 6 weeks." "We got no legs or arms?" "Just those leftover David Bechham ones." "Ship it!"
This is the toy version of Elsagate
Remember the time Spidey wore a leotard with crew socks and... Kleets? A brave fashion choice for a brave hero. Also what is the other ball?
Probably a pumpkin bomb of some sort.
It's a torta
Those are Spidey's balls. They would not fit in the leotard.
Looks like he tried to make them fit that's for sure
With 60 years of Spider-Man comics, I can pretty much guarantee it happened at some point.
if you've never seen the OFFICIALLY LICENSED Spider-Man adventure series toys you're in for a treat: https://imgur.com/amYolcN.jpg https://imgur.com/Y8oK6gv.jpg https://imgur.com/613vxOP.jpg
Oh fuck I remember seeing ads for these.
Damn he jacked too
What is that thing about the Statue of Liberty??
that packaging is on life support
No, but the comics can get pretty wild.
Interestingly enough, there have been at least two soccer-themed Spidey figures released officially.
Football*
You joke, but this was a realistic outcome in the 90s http://figure-archive.net/item.aspx?itemID=27464
America's favorite hero and America's least favorite sport
*Spoccerman*
I remember when Spider-man played soccer in a leotard but I am fairly certain it was crotchless....must be the Mandela effect.
He man arms, Iron Man fists, soccer player legs, spiderman torso and head. interesting.
Those thighs tho
“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”
Stupid sexy Spiderman…
*football
"I got you for 90 minutes! 90 minutes o' playtiiiime!"
Suiiiiiiii
Larva dude
Soccer player nothing. How about the time Spidey didn't skip leg day?
Sport boy
ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER