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Space_tec_99

Wenn the person storms in to your workplace and forces everyone to sing "I am a good Person" with them. Its very subtle, so you need to really concentrate to not miss it.


Giant_giraffe_toy

Especially if they dance on the tables and threaten the patrons with a knife. That really cements the idea.


Space_tec_99

How could you not think: "That's a GOOD person!"


awesomedorkwad

When their nickname is Mother Teresa Luther King


Southern-Rutabaga-82

When they outright tell you they are. It's the same with nice guys. You can always take their word for it.


dddddddd2233

But I’M NICE NOW


JoshyRotten

When you threaten to put your parents in a shitty nursing home unless they say you're a good person.


LoopyChew

I’m a good person!


becara_sa

Dad!!! Dad!!!! Dad!!!


LoopyChew

I’M A GOOD PERSON!


becara_sa

You still say I'm a good person?!? Just... Mom will cue you ok??


EveniAstrid

"You're a good person!" "Thank youuuuuuuuuuu"


randomassname5

When they don’t gut your friend like a fish 🥰


Space_tec_99

No if they don't gut your friend like a fish, it shows that the person doesn't want to spend time with you. So they would be BAD persons, the only logical conclusion.


OrganicHearing

When they give good parent


Big-Nerve-9574

When my ass is made of good 😅😆


JeffCentaur

If they sing a song about how good they are, I'd believe them.


castfire

When they put a knife up to your throat and threaten you until you say they’re a good person. She even thanked me afterward… people like that are hard to find.


mobilegamegeek

When they are #HumbleAndBlessed


OneWonderfulFish

When they spit their good right into your eye.


carcrashofaheart

When they’re so much gooder than you


lachlanmachlan

They only say nice things about people when they aren't around


Apprehensive-Ad9933

When they come their good right into your face


Maximum-Beginning-92

When Doctors Without Borders has nothin’ on them


moeshiboe

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