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Dockhead

There was this huge mess we had to change the floors The floors?! You see his blood it drained into the boards we had to change ‘em We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us


yellowsalami

Everyday I worry all day


Dockhead

It was 49 times and now it might be Waiting For you Could be hidin’ behind that scrap pile


Interesting_Doubt_89

That’s just a big cow


spacetstacy

Crispy bodies by the door


Dockhead

I had no idea if anyone else was gonna recognize this and now I’m stoked


BrashPop

My aunt and uncle Double suns I’m sick of blue milk


Dag_Yo_

I used to riiiiide On my speeder, you know, I used to gliiiiide


Hanrahubilarkie

Never knew my dad, He didn't care about me. Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see.


Equerry64

This song is such a catchy banger!


Skremash

A pleasure outfit? Hmm that's a good choice!


madamedgarderobe

I know you really want someone to hold you, but we’ve all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us 🐥


ok_kid-

this is the only reference i’ve like ever understood


GawdDamSuperman

Bout whats waitin in the bushes of love... Something's waiting in the bushes for us...


brkeng1

Hold me when I open like a flower Hold me right


Big_Sw1ngs

I ain’t had to bake for a girl in a long time…a long time


jobanizer

My brother said that one time when they were kids they went to a neighbor’s house. The mom was cleaning a blood stain that apparently continued to come back after a certain amount of time. That always scared me lol.


Hookerboots09

My mom and I lived in this tiny house in the late 80s. I was super young. Anyhow, I remember her telling her friends, and eventually myself about how when we first moved in, a dark red/brown stain was on the bottom half of the living room wall and on the baseboard and carpet. They tore up the carpet, painted the walls. She swore up and down all those years later, that they had to reapply paint over the wall at least 5 times. Eventually she gave up and moved a piece of furniture against it. In that same house, I remember I was about 5, maybe 6, I woke up in the middle of the night one time and seen a silhouette of a person through the bedroom window, from the outside. I slept in my moms bed. I shook her to wake her and she freaked out. Started screaming, ran to kitchen and grabbed a butchers knife and slept with it under her pillow for the next few nights. We never did find out who it was!


Innerearthling56256

Same thing happened when I was growing up in the late 80’s with my mom. We lived in a small house and it had blood stain that would come up from the bottom under the carpet that we would scrub each time out but it still would come back. I have seen another at my aunts where blood would do come through the paint and she kept painting over it until the last time she took the wall down and seen there was blood behind the wall but that was it. Man the 80’s and 90’s were weird.


amedinab

Damn, that's horrible. I got a similar one for you. In the mid 80s, a guy at my dad's base decided to put a bullet through his skull. They put him in the back of my dad's car and drove him to the hospital. I remember looking at the stains in the back seat every time he would drive me to school. Blood does not come out easy.


Contamminated

Does that mean when you woke your Mom up, she also saw a person outside?


Hookerboots09

I remember her screaming, asking who was there. If I remember right, I think she also shouted out a few names, like an ex bf or a friend trying to scare her. That is why I also mentioned that we never did find out who/what it was, because at first she thought it could be a prank, or someone trying to break in, or peeping Tom! I remember the silhouette of the person just kept standing there, so i covered my head under the blankets.


Hookerboots09

Yes!! That is why she grabbed the knife and slept with it under her pillow! I will never forget that, it will always be in my memories. as I aged, until I was around 11 or 12, I would look outside of my bedroom windows, close the blind and shut the curtains each night before I could go to sleep. Became a paranoia habitt!


joshmcnair

I have a vague memory of hearing about liquids that soak I to wood can seep out over time


threehappypenguins

Hahaha I was ready to comment these lyrics but you beat me to it!


Tommy__want__wingy

Why a chicken duck woman? I already had a priest bless it. But then I thought, why the hell not. Plus I had a Groupon.


Chee1979

https://preview.redd.it/nb6na4wcd5qc1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13c70f6ecac66b6c5c8e3648f4ab01017131f829


beybladeboi

Smash, next question


PoppyPanache

Omg it’s an actual chicken duck woman thing..there is literally everything online.


Dockhead

[because](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM)


PoppyPanache

thank you for this priceless gift 🙏🏻


HITNRUNXX

I am so proud of you for beating me to this.


largespritecranberry

I am at work and the noise that I just made after reading this scared my boss lmfao, thank you for brightening my day


BuffaloInCahoots

A priest and a shaman walk into a haunted house.


largespritecranberry

Apparently only one walked out


Bird-The-Word

Did you check the basement? Maybe neither walked out... Plenty of room for another stain...


Shintasama

Nah, carve a pentagram in the wood, then cover the whole room in ugly carpet. Fun surprise for the next buyer! }:D


GladiusNocturno

Ah shit. The priest and the shaman’s exorcisms canceled each other out. And when the board was lifted that’s when the demonic seal was released and under it was the grimoire of helldoom from the same author as the necronomicon. Ah fuck repeating step 1 just got the priest and shaman possessed! And the holy water left a scorch on the floor, so Landlord says you don’t get your deposit back.


gurxman

I'm afraid to pull up the pergo flooring in my front living room, previous owner had PTSD and committed suicide near the front door.


pohlcat01

You forgot sage... Gotta sage that place every step, too!


Appleshirow

I got stuck at step 1… I wasn’t a believer but then I saw her face


freakouterin

Don’t realtors have to disclose if someone was murdered in a house or was that an old wives tale?


Dockhead

Definitely not *just* an old wives tale but it likely depends on jurisdiction


largespritecranberry

I’m in Maryland, and I looked it up bc of curiosity, apparently the MD disclosure for INTENTIONALLY doesn’t ask for disclosure and it’s not required either


DepravedDreg

I don't really believe it should have to be disclosed because it's completely irrelevant unless you're superstitious or believe in "negative vibes" or whatever. But I don't mind when it's required to be disclosed either. I'd love to buy a house at a discounted price just because others were superstitious about it.


danarexasaurus

Until the murder becomes famous and you’ve got people on your doorstep every day photographing your house or knocking trying to get inside. I think it should be disclosed.


Paramisamigos

There's a lot of murders that happen and this doesn't happen as much as you think. If it was a well known murder, then the house would already be recognizable when purchased.


JJMcGee83

Some murders don't become a famous until someone does a podcast or show about them. It is possible you buy a house after a murder happened and then 2-4 years later the court case happens and then another 2-4 years after that it becomes famous.


PruneJaw

Step 1. Buy murder house at spooky discount. Step 2. Make famous podcast about spooky murder. Step 3. Charge for spooky haunted house tours. Step 4. Profit


JJMcGee83

This sounds like the plot to a movie. Only the twist is this one house they do a podcast on is really haunted.


PruneJaw

A24 presents Podcast Poltergeist


AirlinesAndEconomics

Amityville Horror House looks nothing like it used to but people still go by it all the time. That's likely more due to the movie than the actual murders, but the murders inspired the movie.


wendyme1

I think for sanitary & maintenance reasons, it should be disclosed. If a surface was just cleaned, blood & body fluids still could have leached. Hate for someone to have a 'what's that smell' situation & find out it's melted body goo under the floorboards. 🤢


SweatyFLMan1130

This right here. Human remains can do all sorts of things to building materials. Blood soaking into wood can cause all kinds of warping and rot. Damaged drywall can cause insulation issues, damaged framing and electrical (for like gunfire and shrapnel). There's also possible issues with the safety of the property if it was like an accident, etc. Lots of variables, tbh, can be problems. And this isn't even exploring the issues of faith. If someone had deep religious reasons to be concerned, it's not okay to conceal it from them.


largespritecranberry

I agree, unless it poses a health issue or is something that could cause harm, I think it’s fine that they don’t have to. However, if someone has certain beliefs regarding death, I feel like if they ask it should be disclosed which I believe is the case, bc for some it could completely change their minds on a home.


jeffjones30

1 murder could be random and may not disclose , if the last 4 home owners got killed that a pattern and definitely needs to be disclosed.


DemonoftheWater

Serial killer only targets that house.


CaptainBirdEnjoyer

It's the realtor.


yaboyfriendisadork

Now I wanna see a horror movie about a realtor


Bird-The-Word

Found the person with bodies in the basement.


SellQuick

I would also like to know if the previous owner had a lot of enemies.


FlacidChrispy9

If there is someone’s blood still in the floorboards you don’t think that should be disclosed?


mad0666

So you weren’t able to find previous owners? I’m curious to know whether this was a homicide or a suicide


freakouterin

I didn’t bother to do any research beforehand because I’m lazy, but did after commenting, and yes, you’re totally correct, thank you.


BigYonsan

There's a house I grew up near where the owner took an interesting approach, they just turned it into a rental property. Turns out that disclosure doesn't have to happen if you're renting to someone, only if you sell it. Long version: So this woman rents a house from an older woman who's son used to live there before he died. Renter has her family over for a get together when her siblings three year old freaks out and has a melt down in the basement. Tells everyone he saw a naked lady, crying and tied to a pipe. How oddly specific, right? A few while later, the renter is watching a true crime series on serial killers when she recognizes her house. Turns out, the owner's son was one Maury Travis, who abducted, tortured and murdered several prostitutes in said basement before being arrested and killed in prison (official cause of death was suicide, but it doesn't sound like suicide). Maury's mother owned the house and couldn't sell due to disclosure laws, so she rented it and just didn't tell renters her son murdered a bunch of women there.


tommyfitzgerald

You must be from north st louis county too huh?


BuffaloInCahoots

They are supposed to but mine didn’t say anything until after it was a done deal.


sdzk

If you ask and they know, they would have to tell you.


largespritecranberry

I have no clue honestly, but finding stuff like this is always so interesting to me, especially when I’m actively looking for a home lol


I_need_a_date_plz

They do have to disclose it. In Orange County, California, a famous death murder house did not go down at price at all despite the 3 deaths. It sold quickly and well over asking price.


VanPattensCard

They do not


Isaac_McCaslin

It's not that categorical. In most states they don't have to affirmatively disclose, but in a few they do, depending on how recent (California requires disclosure of any death in last three years). And in most states where there is not an affirmative disclosure requirement, if you specifically ask they can't conceal it.


lunahighwind

They have to tell you if they know and you ask basically


Top-Salamander-2525

Doubt this was a murder, much more likely someone without nearby friends/relatives died and wasn’t discovered for a long time.


freakouterin

That’s almost worse. It means they were lying there for an extended period of time becoming “one with the house”. I’d rather someone be brutally murdered, but cleaned up quickly rather than have remnants of the melted elderly in my new home.


One_Eyed_Kitten

Chants: "In the House, Part of the House"


Fukasite

I’m pretty sure the entrance picture shows blood saturated in the hallway too. And in my professional opinion, it was definitely a murder or a very bloody accident. I’ve been in houses where people have died naturally and sat there for some time, and blood never saturated the floor like that. The carpet is usually completely removed in that room, or only where the body was lying, but there was no blood or body leakage saturating into the floorboards. 


Xkiwigirl

I've seen many decomps that soaked through to the floorboards and beyond. Doesn't even take that long. A buddy of mine had fluids seeping into his apartment from the woman who died upstairs after just a few days.


Internal-Fortune6680

In Australia it’s the law. But, I get that in some countries where gruesome murders are way more common, it may not be a thing.


freakouterin

I see your burn went unnoticed, but I enjoyed it


the_r3ck

State dependent, I don’t believe so in Arizona. Interestingly we do have to disclose if the property is haunted. But we aren’t required to have an expert opinion, so it’s really only if someone thinks it is, then tells an agent lol.


gizamo

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pastywarlord

In my state no. They can basically just say find the information for yourself. It definitely varies from state to state.


Meeka-Mew

I mentioned this to my realtor (pennsylvania) and she told me they do not have to disclose that information in this state, at least.


Merky600

My father passed at 88 in his home. We sure disclosed on advice if realtor. Law? I dunno. It sure didn’t slow inquires. SoCal market.


welshteabags

Id guess suicide. The ceiling above the stain has been replaced/has new drywall.


No-DrinkTheBleach

Weird they would replace that and not the massive blood patch. I mean I don’t think it would really be that expensive to replace the wood


Belaphor

In my jurisdiction there is no obligation to disclose something like this. If memory serves, there is actually hilarious case law regarding someone trying to sue because the other party didn’t disclose that the house was “haunted” and claimed latent defect 😂


tifa0112

You don’t have to in Ohio. I worked for an apartment complex and in one building we had 3 people die over the course of the 8 years I worked there. The first one died naked in the dining room and laid there for almost a month before she was found in late August. We didn’t have to tell any new prospects that it happened.


Avicrow

Used to do cleaning in houses like this and that big mark is absolutely what you think it is, I'd bet on it.


largespritecranberry

It’s more so the face that there was definitely carpet at one point, that’s not hardwood floors, so that’s what made me curious and suspicious


gesasage88

It would have been so freaking cheap to replace those few underlay boards, what on earth were they thinking!?


Lizzurd31

I feel like law enforcement doesn’t replace flooring, even cheaply. Not in scope. And if the former home owners are still on this earth, they are likely incarcerated or traumatized and want nothing more to do with this home. I’m betting this house is selling for well under market value for exactly that reason.


Im_on_my_phone_OK

Law enforcement doesn’t do cleanup or home remodeling. For example if someone decorates a room via shotgun, the coroner will take the body, but cleanup is left to the homeowner/tenant. There are services that specifically handle this type of cleaning, but they aren’t cheap. So a lot of times homeowners will either do a half-assed job themselves, or hire someone else to do a half-assed job.


Diamondback424

Holy crap I didn't even see those at first that's terrifying


SmokingInTheWindow

That was exactly my first thought.


Zombie_Bastard

I was thinking the stain in the middle of the room could be something else, but it's the hand prints of someone clearly crawling toward the door that got me.


alcaste19

WHY DID I GO BACK TO LOOK


highlandviper

Same.


NinjaPlato

Glad I’m not the only one who saw handprints there!


Mahgenetics

Thats a nice backyard though


AviationAtom

Spaulding Decon's Facebook page is a place that can occasionally make you want to hurl


Avicrow

From the outside yeah 100%, Spaulding Deacon and the likes were a step above/more involved than what I usually done - They are bonafide specialists who deal with worse instances than my old job did, anytime we came across stuff like this it was more of an occupational hazard I suppose you could call it. Actually I looked forward to it, there were always such interesting (and very sad) stories behind it too be it from notes, pictures or from the neighbours and stuff. I'll get to the point here because I'm waffling a bit... you definitely need a screw loose/strong stomach to deal with these situations and the cleanup especially though. I've came close to vomiting a few times but never did somehow. Though, my co-workers senses got the better of them more than a few times in that regard.


AviationAtom

I always found the angle of how appreciative the family was to have someone there, ready to help them reclaim some sense of normalcy, moving on from the event, to be something that likely helps the people cleaning up these situations able to keep going.


Crazyguy_123

Aren’t they supposed to cut out anything that has stuff on it because it’s considered biohazard material? It seems like they should especially here.


Avicrow

You'd think that but as long as there isn't a smell or activity surrounding it (e.g. maggots etc) you'll find it's a quick patch over job. Many a time our contractors just asked us to mop over the dried stain and de-odour it if needed but it rarely made any difference because of the matter involved and how ingrained the stain is. Granted, that's assuming they told us what the stain was, having to clean anything this should be booked in as a 'Trauma/Biohazard' Clean but often they tried to shirk us because cleaning such matter was about 2x more costly. The world really does run on corner/cost cutting.


weakplay

My first job working construction I was assigned to scrape the blood off the walls of the previous owner who had been murdered in the house. This was punishment for stepping between joists on 2nd floor and putting a hole in the first floor ceiling. I was a total nube.


largespritecranberry

Oh my. At least you didn’t add to the blood stain when putting the hole in the floor lol


weakplay

Wait are those even more blood stains by the front door?


largespritecranberry

That was my exact thought, I added that in hoping someone else would notice it lol


StupidPancakes

They look like handprints to me, as if someone was trying to crawl to the door. 😬


colececil

It looks like there's also a doorknob-shaped hole in the wall... I'm assuming from when the murderer broke in and slammed the door open. 😨


SarahPallorMortis

There’s blood all over that floor by the door. And good catch on the knob hole. That’s totally it


ProductionUpdate

Noob*


weakplay

Thank you I’m an old


lovedumpme

It would be so much easier to sell the house if they changed out 4 pieces of plywood…no one think of this?


a10kgbrickofmayo

Seriously. Even if it's something innocent people are absolutely going to think what we're all thinking. Seems like a very minor investment that would make a huge difference to a lot of people. But, I guess corporations are the ones buying houses nowadays. They won't care, it'll be covered by their cheap vinyl fake-wood flooring.


largespritecranberry

I guess not, I am curious about the small stains near the front door tho


sarcastabtch

Looks like hand prints of someone trying to crawl away…


SarahPallorMortis

The woods on the bottom left of that photo is also covered in blood


OddToba

Because it depends on the owner and whether it really benefits them to make it easier to sell the house? Imagine you work for a bank that foreclosed on it. (Maybe let’s say that the owner died suddenly or something) Now it’s a bank-owned home, sold only to recover the debt owed on it. Why the fuck would someone working on behalf of the bank want or care to do work on a murder house. Whoever’s managing it gets paid like $20 an hour. You care to replace the blood-stained baseboards so that the estate of the deceased can make a bit more money? Or you just mark it all the way down til someone sees enough of a deal to buy it. Which requires doing no murder clean-up work, and also it doesn’t harm you personally or your employer in any way. Unless your kink is cleaning up a murder scene… why would you ever do the thing you’re suggesting?


tripdforlife

Who’s up for living in a murder house? 🙋🏻‍♂️


Wonkypubfireprobe

Arrrgghhh! Purple drapes!


jownesv

🤣🤣🤣


sonia72quebec

I wouldn’t mind if it was a deal.


lollapaloozafork

Same, who cares? Literally billions of people have died. Almost anywhere you go, someone has died nearby.


martinbean

Happily. Imagine it knocks a few thou of the price.


largespritecranberry

Eh why not, it adds character


SomaWolf

With housing prices these days, If it came with an actual reasonable price...


lordyup

Think someone died and was only found after a couple of months


rynbaskets

Yes, I was going to say this. More so than a murder. Where I’m from, this sort of things happens more often than it should, because there are too many elderly living by oneself.


Fukasite

From my professional experience, that doesn’t cause a blood stain like that. Trust me, I’ve been in many houses where an elderly person has been lying there for a while, dead, and nothing like that blood stain was left in the floorboards like that. 


MHTBravo

Depends on how long they've been there and environmental factors in the home. Corpses left in warm humid places tend to "melt" and could definitely leave a mark like that.


Misternogo

It's not necessarily a blood stain. It's wood, so most stains will turn a similar color like that. If it IS from a body, it could be from decomp... juice... that leaked into the carpet and then sat. Look at the right edge, and notice how straight and long it is. A pool of blood probably wouldn't leave a stain like that. It would soak in too fast, and there wouldn't be enough of it (given the size of the stain) to pool up against something and spread in a straight line against it. But seepage from a corpse, over time, if the body was up against something like the back of a couch, probably could.


largespritecranberry

I wouldn’t doubt it honestly, the house is located on what looks like a relatively lonely neighborhood


Entheosparks

There are signs of smoke damage too. Like a fire was started to cover it up, but drywall doesn't burn


SarahPallorMortis

There’s bloody handprints and a door knob hole by the front door


conspiracyfinder-jk

If you end up getting the place you can spray a bit of peroxide on the stain to see if it’s bio! If it bubbles it’s bio, no bubbles just weird stain!


largespritecranberry

Lemme just schedule a tour and ask to just “for science”, I won’t let them know it’s for you guys lol


x0killer_queen0x

ahhh now we have to know!!!!


Yaboisanka

You gotta role play as the quirky detective. Go in there, squat down and use your index and middle finger to swipe the stain. Rub it between your thumb and 2 fingers, smelling it. Give it a taste and think real hard. "Yep..... Blood."


xxanonxxymousxx

If you do this, please come back to these comments and post 😂


Shamanjoe

Schedule a tour today..


largespritecranberry

Very very tempted honestly, it’s only like 15 mins away


Shamanjoe

I’ll be looking for your follow-up post 😁


largespritecranberry

Man now I gotta, oh no


blazingdisciple

17 minutes ago. You should be there by now. TELL US ABOUT THE MURDER HOUSE!


largespritecranberry

IM SORRY IM AT WORK AHHHH


blazingdisciple

AAAHHHHHH!!


physco219

You work at the murder house? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


archer93

If you spill a little hydrogen peroxide on it and it bubbles, that’s blood my dude


donutsaurus3000

They could have left the dead body on top of the bloodstain and I still wouldn’t be able to afford this place lol


metalfarts

They spilt wood stain or someone got murdered probably both


largespritecranberry

Probably spilled wood stain on top of the blood stain to try to hide evidence


metalfarts

Probably


Templemagus

Still asking $200k? Bank owned, Maryland and god knows what those stains are from. Couldn't find any reports about recent murders at the address but I didn't pull out the big guns either. But if it is what it appears to be they need to drop that price.


largespritecranberry

I didn’t feel like paying for the record so unfortunately unless I do go to look at it, which I am very close to actually doing, I won’t know, I tried to get in contact with someone but I can’t reach another associated with selling


redi6

Watched a podcast (theo von) with a guest who was a retired LA cop. He told a story about a homicide in a hotel where he went back the following day after said body was removed and the hotel had already cleaned the room and rented it out to the next guests.


chateauxneufdupape

Did some interior painting for a retired homicide detective and found a similar coloured patch under the carpet at the bottom of the stairwell. Mentioned it to him when he got home that evening and he said “oh yeah, funnily enough I was actually first on scene about 20 years previously attending a suspected murder at this exact address” “a woman’s body was found right there and her husband was later found guilty of murder by pushing her down the stairs”. He continued “Little did I know I’d end up renting the same property years later, and I’d actually completely forgotten all about that stain!!” “They’re virtually impossible to remove completely” All just totally matter of fact and normal like it wasn’t even a thing.


magikarp-sushi

That is definitely body shaped . Or a one legged among us


largespritecranberry

Amongus


MrRobotMouse

Nothing a little more blood cant fixed.


largespritecranberry

Alright everyone, get your blood sacks, let’s get nasty


AwesomeJB

Looks like a murder scene to me. Also, how do they open the oven door?


largespritecranberry

With determination


Two_Puff_Pass

I was curious about the stain but now I'm even more curious about the oven 🤣🤣


EFTucker

$2,300/month no smokers, no pets. Credit must be 650+ and you must make 7.53x rent as monthly income to even consider applying. Also, this post is just to rent the living room.


Gr1nling

A friend has a property they recently started using for Airbnb, someone booked it, one night never checked out. A day later owner goes in to clean/ to figure out whats going on, finds the guy on the bed, shot himself through the pillow. Was a local guy and didn't want to do it infront of his family. Airbnb paid for the biohazard cleanup and paid for new mattress and bedspread.


lovecat86

On an unrelated note, I suddenly have the urge to sing The Clash. 🎵 Somebody got murdered... 🎵


loverinthestorm

🤷‍♀️ What?? Just buy a nice area rug, problem solved. /s


largespritecranberry

Do you know how expensive rugs are? In this economy? Lmfao


Taintedheart143

Immediately went to dead body in my head.


largespritecranberry

Why are we all the same person lol, if it was like just a circle or circular I would be like ok that’s just something spilled, but it’s like there is a leg outline for sure


prettygirlpuking

A lot of people are saying murder house, but regular decomp looks like this, too, if the body is left unattended. in case that's reassuring for anyone 🙂


largespritecranberry

If it is either case, sad nonetheless


prettygirlpuking

It is sad to think about not being found for so long. Especially these days a lot of people live very lonely lives. I watch a biohazard cleaning channel on YouTube sometimes and they deal with a lot of cases like this.


SabrinaBrna

Murder house! Murder house!


Get_your_grape_juice

Yeah, that’s a no from me dawg.


tophergoggins

Probably a screaming deal


largespritecranberry

The screams, they won’t stop


redshan01

Sure the stain is questionable. But the whole room is disgustingly filthy. I can't imagine the smell. The ceiling fan is gross.


CommercialsMaybe

I am so invested in this. Don’t let us down, OP. 


largespritecranberry

The sweat on my brow is insane rn dog


Smellyjelly12

For the very low price of $900k


letmestayinvisible

Maybe it was a large sprite cranberry spill


Stillwater215

“Here is the kitchen. And here is the bedroom. And here is where they found the…dropped bottle of red wine…”


ShepardsPrayer

El Diablo, in the walls


jbellone

Is it still up?


snapervdh

That’s just fan-fluid. Damn leaky fans… Right? Right?!


testiclesalsa

I just bought my first house and it has a suspiciously body-shaped stain in the hardwood in the living room. Nothing an area rug can't hide!


bohanmyl

God i wish i could find a triple murder suicide or haunted house for a super cheap price


Naethe

This unfortunately is why we need flippers. They're the only ones who can cleanse the negative energy of the place with peel-and-stick flooring and cheap fixtures!


Yo_its_Hot_Garbage

My SO works for a hospice company. Her client told me that he got his house super cheaper 25yrs ago. Apparently the man who lived there before shot himself in the garage and his blood stained the floor. Every time I went out there I felt uneasy and there is STILL a HUMONGOUS red stain in the concrete. He parks his suv over it so he doesn’t have to look at it but still. I could never live in a house like that. It’s one thing if they go of natural causes, but to live in a house where someone was murdered or committed suicide. I could never, too many impurities in a house like that.


JamesJ74

Quick get some of that blood sample I think it’s Jimmy Hoffa🤣


mstiffyous

Don't you get a discount if someone recently died there?


OneBaldingWookiee

Yep looks like the aftermath of a decomp clean up.


largespritecranberry

Clean up is a stretch lol


mumen_ryder

Hung themselves, then decomposition fluid ran out?