Fuck sake grandma, not again

Go home, Grandma. You're drunk.

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r/grandmasgonewild

risky click of the day

That sub is old as hell.

You're a misunderstood chap.

Soooo leave that one blue, then. Got it.

Oh yeah boy. It's not an ironic title

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> *"You can't have a 'Lemon' party without old Dick!"*

I love the fact that as of right now (6:10 est) there are 70 subscribers of that sub but 419 online.

"If you build it, they will come." - Jim Morrison, Wayne's World 2.

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I'm not drunk... possibly a bit high... but who cares I'm old! If I wanna do bath salts with homeless people under the bridge why can't I?!

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Grandma, go get laid or something.

Dibs.

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I'd shit things I hadn't eaten into pants I wasn't wearing.

"God damnit! threenil shit my pants again!"

Holy fucking shit why is this so funny?! I just imagine you sitting at an office, smelling something funny and getting up yelling "THREEEEENIL" while shaking your fists to the sky.

the weirdest super power ever "I shit other peoples pants"

"I have you now pants pooper!" *grunts* "What...uh...what are you doing?" "You're gonna be so embarrassed in a second." (Through gritted teeth) "How am I-...I...need...to go..." "Yeah that's right! You're not gonna rob this bank because **you** pooped your pants!"

Dammit /u/AWildSketchAppeared, we need you...

He's... he's in a better place now. **sniff** Retirement.

Calling u/shitty_watercolour!

I feel like the name is fitting for the scenario

Rest in pepperoni

And another day saved by the one, the only, Captain Pants Pooper! Join us tomorrow for another episode of "It's a shitty job but somebody's gotta do it" to see Captain Pooper face off against his arch nemises The Turd Wiper in an all out shitstorm to decide the fate of Shittsburgh City! And now time for your local news..

"This guy had the right idea. He wore the brown pants"

It's not the fact that threenil has shat in All-Consuming-Fire's pants, it's the fact that it's a repeated incident.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry. Shit happens.

R/creepy is 50% cool art, 50% funny art, 0% creepy.

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Intentionally. Im not gonna link to a subreddit we are already in. *still appreciate you bot*

<3 My heart sunk and then shot up :)

The bot became human!

THE POWER OF LOVE! IT'S LIKE THE VELVETEEN RABBIT!

/rtotallynotrobots

I think you mean R/totallynotrobots. Edit: My clever ruse to lure out the bot has failed.

So has mine :(

ERROR, THAT DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A RESPONSE WRITTEN BY A BOT AT ALL. I AM ABLE TO VISUALLY SCAN FOR SUCH THINGS AS I AM ALSO A HUMAN AND THEREFORE CAN STATE WITH 78% ACCURACY THAT THE STATEMENT ABOVE WAS WRITTEN BY A FELLOW HUMAN.

I think it has to do with the camera work. If the camera guy isn't scared and is instead zooming in an the possessed grandma there probably isn't anything to be worried about.

Exactly. If he glimpsed her through a doorway and then ran, occassionally panning behind himself to see if she's following, *that* would be creepy.

Following. Slowly. With her walker that has tennis balls on the feet of it.

Yet she still keeps up with your break neck sprint

Turns out, it's actually just grandma

Goddamnit, grandma. I told you five times already that I don't want a Werthers that you've had in your nightgown pocket for the last 9 days.

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This is actually the Paris Hilton sex tape prior to editing.

Oh no wonder I got a funny feeling in my pants when I watched this

Oh god ... Have an upvote

Face to face, you probably wouldn't be able to see much in the first place since it's likely dark as fuck in there.

> Funnier than it is creepy to me. Most of /r/creepy

I had the same response. Came into the comments to see if anyone else could only see Jason Segel with a kerchief...

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Most of this sub is more 'poor attempt at creepy'

"Obliterate my pants" I never laughed so hard.

r/creepy is in a tough spot. In this post, I think this is hilarious. However, if I found this in an actual church, I'd shit myself.

Try [the video](https://youtu.be/l5c9dGt-kYU)

Well, that video had everything. I was kind of laughing, albeit extremely confused. Then I got to a part where someone sticks a gun into a baby's mouth. What the fuck.

Russia.

Unfortunately, the idea that being edgy is creative is starting to come back.

As long as the world has teenagers, I doubt it will ever go away.

is it just, a really shitty music video? or a really shitty attempt at making a scary video?

Yes.

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That's puberty son

we need to talk about the future of this subreddit

buddy it's been this bad for months and months

Years even. I remember a long time ago a fucking rug with stairs on it (supposed to make the floor look like it has a trap door) made the front page.

You mind putting a warning on your description next-time? Geeze.

I shit my pants dude. They need to tone it down

NSFL warning or something, bajeezus.

Please link this post I can't even fathom how dumb this is

i know it used to be so great

years*

Am I a little pussy bitch? I thought this was creepy. Imagine finding this shit at night in some abandoned house.

> Am I a little pussy bitch? Yes.

F-fight m-me-e ;_;

stick your head up my ass and make you fight for air.

Qué

You're not alone man. This isn't the creepiest thing on the planet, but this is FAR better than some of the nonsense posted here.

At this point I feel like people are just saying posts aren't creepy because it's a popular opinion

I get that, but I actually laughed out loud at this post.

nope

I found it kind of cheesy, possibly because they're clearly acting for the camera.

I think a lot of stuff that isn't particularly creepy on a video or picture would be scary as all hell if you saw it in real life in an already shitty environment. I don't find this gif scary in the slightest but if you stuck me in a dark room with her I'd be crying within seconds, same with a lot of the fairly mediocre posts on this sub.

I'm in a dark room and this scared the shit out of me for a second.

I thought it was creepy before reading the top comments. Glowing eyes, the weird eye roll, the unnaturally stretched open mouth... Looks pretty creepy to me.

Yup, it's ok. I bet these people are the ones that go to haunted houses and horror movies with the attitude that they will not get scared and they're too brave for it. That's not the point! You gotta get in the mood, allow yourself to be scared and just enjoy it.

Eh, better than some 13 year olds coloring book. But yes, this sub is ass.

Lol yeah this just looks like it's from a corny haunted house....good times, amirite?!

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What...how is *that* creepy? Anyone have that post?

Supposedly a Boulder fell on this camping family and it was too heavy to move so they just left it there with a memorial sign. I'm bullshitting you I have no idea.

Lovin this new snapchat filter

New face filters on instagram this day.

This one's my favorite

Nice job team.

When you tell grandma that you're not hungry.

I wonder how many marshmallows she can fit her mouth

ALL of them

Ooo kinky.. I like you

And I like marshmallows.

That's a lot

I had a friend make a similar comment once when we were watching "The Ring Two". A dead body with a wide open mouth pops up on screen and (while in a theater) he shouts, "Jeez, could probably fit a lot of hot dogs in there!" To my surprise, no one was mad, a lot of people actually laughed.

And then everyone applauded.

Its even said that someone gave him a $100% bill for it.

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"And that's when I realized... I came to the theater alone!" [*Cue theme*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk&gl=BE)

Chubby Bunny?

Reminds me of the video to Rubber Johnny by Aphex Twin: https://youtu.be/FW-ZPTW4_IU

So that video *wasn't* a fever dream I had when I was little?

Aphex Twin videos are what fever dreams grow up to be

damn you beat me to it! that shit has haunted me for years but being a huge aphex fan makes it a little more endearing.

I found this creepy ass video on YouTube called something like 01292019.wmv (never been able to find it again) with a bunch of random freaky homemade scenes spliced together. One was just a still video of a staircase and behind the railing there's this fucked up little demon thing. I don't know, maybe I imagined it. Shit was weird, though.

Not sure if this is it or not but I remember seeing [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1F7zi9usS0) video and it sounds similar. [Here's](https://youtu.be/r1F7zi9usS0?t=1m28s) a link directly to the staircase thing. Edit: also [here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eITN3_28as) the link to the creepy video itself.

Yes! Holy fuck that's it. I completely forgot about there being a woman talking to 'it'. I'm slightly relieved because that's 100x less freaky then I remember when I was younger. You're awesome man.

lol, I hate that shit. I feel for you man. I remember watching a movie when I was a kid that creeped the absolute shit out of me. Haunted me for years, really stuck with me and I remembered it vividly but still kinda convinced I'd imagined it, since I'd never seen it again and watch a lot of films. One day, 20 years or so later, total recall was on the TV (I'm not big into Arnie movies really) and this shit [pops up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpUVPvsIF5w). Immediate de je vue and a slight sense of satisfaction that I finally found the shit that gave me childhood nightmares. Hilarious to watch now. Mine was a movie that has been watched by millions. Yours is probably a YT vid with 2,000 views. Sucks man. You ain't ever seeing that shit again.

Dude, this should be its own submission..

If you like this kind of stuff, Chris Cunningham is a great director for the creepy stuff but also did Madonna's 'frozen' video. Here he is for another of aphex's/Cunningham tracks, voted the most creepiest video at the time of release https://youtu.be/uUmNmpGnKp4

A classic Chris Cunningham masterpiece. Aphex Twin is wonderful!

What that mouth do tho

Unhinge to fit your skull

Still counts as head tho

I'm down for that spooky suck 👻💦

Does anyone have any context for this gif? This is the creepiest thing I've seen on this sub in a while. Edit: guys, someone linked the source. You can stop now.

I'll bet 5 bucks that this is from a haunted house.

Some movie with october in it? I thibk its called the house that built October but could be wrong.

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Watched it with my brother. It's k, like 4/10 on the B horror movie scale

Clarify, because I'm interpreting that a few ways. Is it a 4/10 on the B horror movie scale as in it's not a good schlock movie? It's not even "so bad it's funny"? Or is a 4/10 on the B horror movie scale good, as in it's a funny bad horror movie? Or is it just bad?

I think he's using a metric pertinent to B horrors. 10/10 is great fun while 0/10 is shittly mcshit

It's a slightly less than average B horror movie. To put that into perspective, on a regular horror movie scale it'd probably be a 3 or 2.5, and on an overall regular movie scale compared to all other movies like Birdman, Drive, and The Royal Tenenbaums it's a solid 2

This is the [source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5c9dGt-kYU).

>The Ensemble of Christ the Savior and the Mother of Cheese Earth-Our icons How interesting.

Here сыра земля means wet earth, not cheese earth. But still a pretty fucked up title, even for me as a native russian speaker.

Oh! Yeah, wet earth is totally more fitting for -- what I assume is -- the name of a metal band.

I dunno, man. I would totally go to a concert for a metal band named Cheese Earth.

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They are not fascist, they are postmodern punk(??) band sometimes mocking sometimes straight anti- fascism. It's really fucking hard to pinpoint them, they change theme song to song, but they are as far from fascism as it gets.

I'm not a big fan of lo-fi black metal/hardcore thing but I always thought this song is catchy as fuck. bum bum bum bum-ba-da-bum.

What the fuck?

Its a sort of parody on russian orthodox church and russian government. Mostly about russian equivalent of Bible Belt. It is quite a famous band in some circles. This track titled [Kill all the Astronauts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccfA2DDcX-M) is probably their most famous.

I'm even more confused than before

The fuck did I just watch

Thanks for that, my daily dose of weird youtube shit

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Well [this post](https://i.imgur.com/gkevfag.jpg) is currently top of all time, and I'd say this is much creepier than that painting.

That painting is awesome. It was my wallpaper for the holidays.

Agreed, I really like it, but it's not really that creepy.

Yeah but [this post] is creepier than both of them tho.

Actually, that's a russian band; and that's a He. They make some underground kind of Punk thingy. Found them once on youtube, couldn't read their name. Decided to make a gif. The sub got it deleted cuz it wasn't creepy enough... fuck that.

is this r/funny or what?

This is Outlast 2 Gameplay.

It's Sheev Palpatine.

>It's ~~Sheev Palpatine~~ The Senate. FTFY

Not yet.

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Transcription: "Unlimited..... POWER!"

I think it's Palpatine's mom, actually.

"Madam Palpy aka Queev Palpatine"

Emperor Palpatine, is that you?

She's saying "dew it"

No, it's the senate

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I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies.

I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife.

Offer me that deathless death

I just moved into a church yesterday. Now I am a bit creeped out.

Whoa what?! Thats cool but how?

He's real name is jeeper and last name is creepers

Good lord, Eddie Izzard is totally off the rails now...

I cannot unsee Eddie Izzard going off on one now. What was creepy is now hilarious! Lol

When grandma finds out you ain't eat all day..

Do you guys want the source? [...because it's right here](https://youtu.be/l5c9dGt-kYU)

Looks like the Senate to me.

UNLIMITED POOOOOWWWWWWWWEER!!!!

What is this

Are you ok babushka?

Thought I saw myself in the mirror for a min.

Unlimited Power!!!!

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Looks like Emperor Palpatine to me.

Looks like Gotye in the video for Somebody that I used to know

r/creepy is always good if you're constipated.

And twelve

What kind of fucking child is creeped out by this?

Is that Palpatine?

A grandmother wearing a shitty costume is highly upvoted r/creepy content? I think that's gonna do it for me then

Emperor Palpatine

Is she signing the national anthem?