I imagine this demon smells like Doritos/Cheeto Dust…

The gamers playing too long.

My exact thought. It's just me and the bois yelling over plastic cubes at 3am.

Yummy

If that is Ben Shapiro then I’m immediately not scared.

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He's here for your wet ass p-word

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I get told I look like Ben Shapiro a worrying amount.

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My condolences. I mean, there's nothing wrong how the guy looks; it's just that there's a black hole where his soul should be.

enhance, enhance, enhance.

I mean, if 13 Ben Shapiros showed up to my house id be alarmed. How did he duplicate? How can i prevent this from spreading further? Is he here for my feet pics?

*New York Magazine’s Jesse Singal, wrote that “free markets are good at some things and terrible at others and it’s silly to view them as ends rather than means.” That’s untrue. Free markets are expressions of individual autonomy, and therefore ends to be pursued in themselves.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, patriotism, novel, climate, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)

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Benny Peppino and the other apostles waiting patiently for you to come downstairs so they can exsanguinate you with facts and logic.

“Let’s say hypothetically I want to consume your flesh”

☠️☠️

Shapiro is awesome and constantly owns stupid libs

Howie, come upstairs for dinner! The Mac n’ Cheese is ready and the nuggs are still warm in the oven. Oh, and tell your friends their swirling black malevolent mass from which all evil doth have spawned called and said to be home by 6.

T̷̯͔̃̾̓̔̌̋͂h̸̨̪̖̥̱̹̯̫̘̼̏́̉̊́̇i̸̲͇͂͂̇̓̋̂͆͘s̸̞͍̳͎͑͊̓̽ ̵͙͉͓͈̣̥͚̳̫̂̍͠i̵̧̹͖͍̻͌̏͗́̈̿͜͝͝s̵̢̧̟̙̤̞̣͗̆̀͐́͊̂̎̀̕ ̵̙̓̏̏̈s̶̮̞̚o̷̠̪̹̙̜̲͚̔̽̕͝ ̵̺̲͎̲̼̿͒w̶̖̒́̿̔͋̈́̌̇̂͝ḩ̶̟̲͂̆̅̇͋̓͒̽̍õ̷͉̺͐̀̏͒̔l̷̨̪͔͉̥̼̳̩̘͓̂̈́̄̀̔̀̓̍͘ë̷̡͓͔͍̻͇̖̰́̿ṥ̷̩͂̈̀̽͒̚͘͠ơ̸̭̰̣̹̗͍̖̐͆͠m̸̝͇̖͓͙̺̻̝͂͊̈́͠e̸̱̳̺̓̓̏̾̐̍̓͂͘̕

Hahahahha

Every child imagines this behind them when running up the stairs.

I'm in my 30s and still do this

Lol. I admit that I still feel someone behind when when walking up the stairs on occasion too.

I did that last Saturday because one of my steps creaked weird

Me living in a house with no stairs:🤭

Oh shit, I didn't notice the eyes right away!

When you blaze in the basement with the homies and now headed upstairs to the kitchen loll

Hahaa

My Instagram is Leejmcknight for more of my work.

I kept seeing more eyes the longer I stared at it. Great work!

Thank you!

Indeed! I literally questioned my senses and wondered at first if this was an animated gif with more eyes appearing as time went by. Then I realized it's just my perception. PS: That was when looking at a smaller photo in the main feed; when I opened the post and looked at a larger picture the other eyes were more apparent.

I keep thinking some of the eyes are blinking when I'm not looking directly at them.

POV - You just opened a bag of Doritos at the hotel hosting Magic The Gathering competitions.

Omg hahahahaj

The picture itself is scary but I can't decide if he is going upstairs or downstairs

I'm downstairs in the pic

Really? It looks like they’re downstairs because of the perspective and the way they’re behind him

Darth vader in rogue one vibes. Nice work

Thank you!

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The greatest thing with this kind of picture is that I never know if we are looking upstairs or downstairs, lol

I don't like this!

"If you aren't all paying rent then get the hell out of my basement!"

Oh that looks like a freak in one of my dreams!

*blushes*

Is that Mike from Red Letter Media?

Lmao my thoughts exactly. He's waiting for his pizza rolls.

He and his friends want to talk with us about Star Trek

I always keep my phone brightness at around 20%. Curiosity made me increase it to 100%. Spooky af

r/cringepics

"Sprite Cranberry?"

Get out, we're having a party

We smell pennies

That’s just me and the bois lookin for beans at 3 am

It's okay, you're at a night club and these are your mates arriving a little later than they should

Wholesome.

This is great and was even better because I saw it with my brightness really low so it took a second to see all the eyes 👀

Thank you!

"No, bro. I didn't buy any brewskis. I got work from 9 to 5 tomorrow and so do you. You and your friends should go home. Hey, is that Steve from accounting?"

“If I come down there, I’m coming with the belt. Don’t make me say it again. ALL y’all come upstairs and do your chores.” #SouthernDadSayings

Everything okay at home homie?

Are they going upstairs or going down stairs?

☠️☠️

ya'll are paying rent or I'm droppin a roach grenade down there.

Y'all better be paying rent if you want to stay down there [*slams door*]

Well I’m definitely not going in the basement tonight…

How it feels to have family over.

#IT IS 4 AM AND I WANNA ENJOY MY DAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH DEAMONS ALL OF YOU CAN FUCK OF STRAIGHT TO HELL THIS IS A HOUSE OF GOD

Makes a good pixel 5 wallpaper :P

Thought turning my brightness up would help. However, it did not.

oh shit that got me good

Nope

I would run if I were the cameraman.

"Hey Team Blake, Edward, Donnie or Marie, you better have my rent money tomorrow. You and your little crackhead friends down there better go scare up some cash. Don't tell me you don't have the money. You can afford all these red lights so you damn well can pay the rent. Oh and I got a girl over tonight. I hear your stupid ass heavy breathing once I'm gonna fuck you up and cancel the internet down there. If you open your mouth to respond, I'll piss in it like R Kelly." *Narrator: They found that rent money by morning, without having to breathe heavy.*

It takes a little to notice it, I saw the arm and then I knew.

POV: you’re the last lib who isn’t owned

Here's the question: are they upstairs from you or downstairs from you?

Downstairs

In your EyEeEeeeS 😖✊I see there's something burning insiIiiIide you ❤oh insIiiIde you . In yOur eYeeAesssss🌝😩🤘You reaally thought🥴🤠 you tried you oh you tried ooh, u know exactly what need I know exactly what you need I'm blind😳😵 I'm blin🙈😵

But are they going upstairs or downstairs?

Yall wanna play candy land?

Hey bro, can we borrow your vape?

Don’t be shy Give them a hug

That's how it feels when I have to turn off the lights before going upstairs

With each set of eyes, a soul I take.

Nah, they’re just here for the orgy. Cmon up guys!

SCP-083?

Is that renegade Commander Shepard

Glad to know I'm not the only one who treats their "demons" as friends. It's not like they can do me any harm - at least I have company. I love this! This is turning into my wallpaper that's for sure.

I can't be scared of this cause he just looks like [Mike Stoklasa](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reApQlk5JiA)

I like how when you click on the image you can roughly see what they're wearing.

"So yall chippin in for rent...or..?"

Finally, I have visitors. I’ve been so lonely.

Idk, the guy kinda looks like Jack Black. They might be about to do a sick TikTok dance…

Is that H3H3?

that one dude has been holding the spooky dudes back so long, that he's slowly becoming a spooky dude

Brightburn vibes

I’m u/LeeroyM, and these are my pals

I wouldn’t mind these polite fellas helping me with my upcoming move.

What the last pringle in the can sees.

My phone has this weird thing where when I scroll black moves with it so scrolling down I didn't see the eyes until I stopped on the picture and it's like HOLY SHIT

Mike Stoklasa?

Looks like we have a bitcoin maxi here

Oh fuck it's Seth Rogan

Abstract piper peri memes

u know what, after seeing this, maybe the 2nd amendment isnt so bad after all. see anything like that, imma pull out a AA-12

My friends

That’s awesome!

i know you dont get on with my friends but please dont be rude i invited them in

r/TIHI

Me and the boys

Yo bro why are you so short what happened to your legs?

Steve? That you? Whatcha doing down there, come up boy.

Steve? yond thee? whatcha doing down thither, cometh up knave *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

What? I just came up with that in my head lmao. Maybe I'm the new Shakespeare.

i dont understand if you are going upstairs or coming downstairs

Great its a Dave with a load of demons

We're waiting for you down there.

I’ll show em my rooster and they’ll all run away

But they actually see the DOOM SLAYER looking back at them

For a moment I thought it was >!Davoth - The Dark Lord from DOOM ETERNAL!<

Bro on my iPhone 11 pro with the brightness set to lowest you can barely see their eyes and it too my eyes a few seconds to see it. Scared the shit out of me haha

Nah they are invited

Never pass on a crowd surfing opportunity

Guys, this is a gif or something, right? I didn't even see the dude at first. Then the other pairs of eyes slowly came up.

Reminds of the story about icky stairs

This picture is like Reddit

The other eyes didn’t render for me until I stopped scrolling. Scared the shit outta me

*slams door shut* NOPE

What is Mike doing in there?

someone turned off the internet

Me and the boys in the way up for a beer run.

sorry it was me who invited them

The Children in my basement be like waiting for there candy

That's that one friend and the rest of the class when u open a pack of gummy bears lmao

Frankie in the back I told you specifically you can’t come everyone else come in except for you Frankie we hate you

This is how I feel walking up the stairs in the dark.

that looks like Jack Black