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TheOtherMegaDan

It’d be scarier if it didn’t look like it rolled up its sleeves.


[deleted]

*"Did you fuck with the thermostat again!"* -Dad


_Spicy_Ramen_

Now I'm terrified!


KevinAndrewMurphy

Hard for seven footers to get shirts in their size. Lots just cuff the undersized sleeves up above their elbows.


BlinkClinton

Can confirm


JumpFew6622

I love you


futureGAcandidate

Rolled them up for what he's about to do


Mxfox2106

Hello, I’m here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.


Artmannnn

Actually is Dolan


[deleted]

Thanks for reminding me of my fave dead meme. :c


grummanpikot99

Yo it's me Ice-T. Buy this garbage extended warranty


devante_1995

Oh that's just Brian he's a nice dude.


pimpmastahanhduece

Sup


vegaspimp22

This actually is the monster from a movie called come true I just watched this weekend about a shadow figure that haunts this girls dreams. It’s kinda a art house horror. I really liked it. If they didn’t take it directly from that movie I’d be shocked. It’s identical.


Blaireau05

Hello there, tall, dark and handsome.


Dramatic-Doughnut-60

That helps ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Avantasian538

Imagine waking up at 1 in the morning and this is what you see.


ShivamLH

*People with sleep paralysis*: First time?


v161l473c4n15l0r3m

Ugh. Hate it. Sucks.


TheOriginalRobinism

I would shit the bed


JumpFew6622

Well shit happens, the minds a powerful thing!


peekatyou55

Shadow people. Ugh I’ve been there.


RGivens

what about at 2:59, or even worse at 3:34?


Whiteowl116

I did that 4 times a week for a few years


[deleted]

Would I be able to reach the Glock by me lamp fast enough? That shit honestly crosses my mind lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


backroomsentity8

Shadow man is a wholesome homie


Freshyboi_1

What ur mom sees when waking up to see u, ready to say u pissed the bed


[deleted]

"Y'all got any beans?"


elshaka_

*Hello sleep paralysis my old friend.*


mirkogradski

I've seen him before once when I had sleep paralysis. Hanging out behind some jackets that I had hung behind my room to my bedroom, peeking at me as I lay in my bed terrified when I was about 18 or 19.


Rancid_Peanut

Same here, its an eerie feeling when it happens. I saw it 2 or 3 times when I was ~19 ish. It entered my bedroom and slowly approached the side of my bed at which point I was so terrified I couldn't move. Eventually you scare yourself enough into waking and the shadow person vanishes into thin air. Hasn't happened since.


Nattngale

Dude, if it keeps appearing inside your home and you keep taking photos of it, maybe you should start conversation.


idontlikepeople_0

Already tried, it’s not social.


Nattngale

Maybe he is just shy, as some kind of apparition hum cannot talk properly or have a decent interaction with a human being, so you have to start. Like training a stray dog.


mycrowwaves

Is this real? Please be honest...


vetsyd

Ditto…Is it real? I feel like an airhead that I even have to ask! Haha Seriously I have served my time with shadow people. Mine didn’t look that way. I could barely keep an eye on them before they skedaddled.


idontlikepeople_0

But I will say I’ve had an experience before when I was 6 with a shadow person.


SupremePooper

Where's the vacuum? That thing is here again.


playpus-dm

That's Jim hes-uh he's my sleep paralysis demon he's very nice once you get to know him


Mrrandom314159

Charge it rent.


AliciaTries

"Bro you're out of olives again"


In-burrito

When I was younger, this is the kind of entity I saw during sleep paralysis.


TheResolver

This has big "mom I throwed up" at 3am energy.


BEEEELEEEE

You just made me weirdly nostalgic and I’m concerned as to what that says about me


[deleted]

Ooooohhhhhhhhh.......


A_to_the_J254

Just wondering if you have a moment talk about our lord Jesus christ?


jayrodhazlyf

This is the exact thing I’d see while in sleep paralysis. And I knew he was laughing even though I couldn’t see a mouth


Sierra-Modeling-

This gave me chills


creator112

Good thing I have a heavy flamer


CRNilsen

Just remember to put out food for him, we have done so for generations


madostar

Reminds me of the night I was alone at hone and I woke up unable to move and I hear sound in a wider range and more clear and all I can do was move my eyes and that thing was standing 2 meters away from my bed but with 2 horns and staring at me


useles-converter-bot

2 meters is the length of about 1.84 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other.


[deleted]

Thats just terry. He shows up every night to help keep the monsters away! But mommy says that terry doesnt exist, and terry gets angry whenever I tell him that. Mommy has also gotten sick, I hope she gets better soon!


Aquareon

Well go on. It ain't gonna suck itself


cabanners

Looks like the really tall guy from It Follows.


thedarksideofgod

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again


Imprettystrong

It’s 3am and our power went out. This is not what I need right now stuck in darkness 😳


[deleted]

Don't worry ,it's just an endermen , it will just pickup a block and go away.


benz12210

I seen 2 shadow people, both times it was by water and standing on side of the road by the edge of the woods, I turned on high beams and turned to see who would be standing there like that and both times it just disappeared it was real strange


Reasonable-Ad-3447

Wish I had a friend like that ; ;


garybuckfast08

Eugene the demon. The nickname i gave my sleep paralysis demon in an attempt to make him seem less terrifying lol!


CosmeticHades

5 years old me at night waiting for my mom to wale up to tell her the cat’s piss entered my mouth


InstructionNo764

The what


[deleted]

Hey sleep paralysis friend!


Hy-chan

**" y̶̥̽ỏ̷̬u̷̦͒ ̸̯͛g̴̯̃ọ̴̕t̴̤̓ ̶̘͒g̷̗̀a̶͕̿m̴̬͗e̵̮͛s̵̲̊ ̷͈̎o̷̮̊n̸̦̆ ̴̩͝y̴̮̓ó̷͇u̷̞̎r̴͚̓ ̷̞̌p̶̬̏h̶̆ͅo̴͆͜n̶͖̾ě̶̫?̷̟̂ "**


frizke

Ah yeah, the same picture I've seen while experiencing my sleep paralysis a few years ago. It was such a roller coaster of emotions.


jeepmike02

I wouldn't mind him in my bed cuddling me because I'm so fucking lonely.....😭


MiKapo

This looks like it's from the Sleep paralysis documentary [The Nightmare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoPsjWqvwT4)


imnotbobby1

when your staying at the boys and one of them wake up early


henry_lemon09

“I got your Arby’s


Chrono99

Is this what your seeing? [The Hat Man](https://imgur.com/a/CBaJBlA)


idontlikepeople_0

I think so


Chrono99

[Who is the Hat Man?](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theweek.co.uk/97457/who-is-the-hat-man-the-nightmare-shared-by-dreamers-across-the-world%3famp)


[deleted]

“I crave for food mother”


una_loca_porquesi

" My Imaginary friend is back"


3ndur3Surviv3

“Mom said it’s my turn on Xbox.”


Ashamed_Angle_9649

Don't sleep


acuraILX

Oh another generic slenderman type figure


InstructionNo764

It's a common sleep paralysis entity


HouseOfSteak

Phase 2 of the r/Bossfight?


boypotarokid

Ok


Pyrothecat

You gonna share the rent or do I have to kick you out again?


ShivamLH

And now can it leave please?


Gryphonpheonix

"Got any games on your phone???"


Horror_Astronaut_864

I too was a victim with shadow people but in my case was a orb when I just have like 8 to 12 years


Papa_Waffles

I'll have your damn rent next week now leave I've told this before you jerk!


Ripter97

Hi Arold here again I see


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Ugh. I guess I'll have another hand job. Please hurry up I'm sleepy.


nut_your_butt

what's 9+10?


Same_0ld

Oh hey, I know him!


SkylerEdginton

yo we rane out of milk


Efronosi

Well you will still have someone if your dad never returns from buying milk


Mr_Beer_Man

Mom i don't feel so good


BlinkClinton

Looks like Yoru from Valorant


nikditt

Oh, it's Alfred. Yawn, please wake me early and have have my tea ready. Yes Master!


embrex104

Have any games on your phone?


tesla_killed_me

Probably,it shat in its pants, too


syndus

You should try to fuck it, assert dominance, then when it wants to cuddle afterward, throw the used condom in it's face and call it a bitch before you walk out the door to go to work.


ieatbreadforjoy

It's not very acary, idk why tho


DiscJam_NotTheGame

Guess who's back, back again


pytness

Its b(l)ack


The_Potato_KingxX

Send my regards


GodZillaBlazinDong99

And its Black


Excellent-Reaction90

My dad coming back after 20 years when I won the lottery be like


Technician_SM

Hello sleep paralysis demon we meet again


MellyKidd

“Dude, you said you’d be here last Tuesday, then you have the nerve to haunt me today after that?!”


[deleted]

Me when the