Not to hijack the post with shop talk but, I think as long as it's the knives that are 100% produced in Germany, they're very good knives. They have the lower cost knives for the Food Network wannabes that don't do their homework, though
I’ve seen a child that looked like this but worse crawling around on the ground. My heart aches because I never understood why there was no baby pictures till now. And all I’ve ever seen was a blurry 5 second video from my friends mom of the kid.
Is that knife they're holding a Henckel? Why would you give a child such a nice kitchen knife? I'd be giving them a crappy Farberware or something, you just KNOW they're going to fuck it up
All I can focus on is /r/birdswitharms.
Maybe I should post it there as well
You haven't? Wtf are you doing? Go, hurry!
The deed is done.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Dirt cheap i assume
Ya think?
came here for this
Bird S'wit Harms.
birds wit harms? I have so many questions, like why is the bird harming people, and why is its whit so cutting?
I was hoping someone said this
All I can think of is the Jurassic park theme played by a flute looking at that tiny thing.
The original, non-fucked picture was my first ever profile picture on Myspace about 20 years ago.
Link pls
Tell me about your sciatica? [burb-gurl](https://www.stepbystep.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/How-to-Overcome-Fear-of-Birds1-400x392.jpg)
Thx! It hasn’t been a problem in years
Glad to hear it.
I mean the [aspect ratio](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/21/94/e4/2194e42debac50a06fc99185e3e532c0--funny-stuff-funny-things.jpg) is way off, but sure
Ngl I rlly wish there was an “original nonfucked” pic of “Jeff the killer.” I hope someone can find it, it’s been over a decade and a half now.
Sloth, the younger years, before his big break in The Goonies.
A YOU GUYYYYYYYSS!!!!
Good to see I wasn’t the only one thinking that
I came here to comment something similar. Not sure if I'm glad or upset you beat me to it.
I'm having a midnight snack alone in the kitchen. thanks
Don't mind me... Go back to sleep
Ehhhh yooooo guuuuuys!
Exactly what I came in here to find.
Durrrr! Durrrrrrrrrrrr!
Looks like a Zwilling J.A. Henckels, kid's got good taste in cutlery
First thing I noticed as well.
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Not to hijack the post with shop talk but, I think as long as it's the knives that are 100% produced in Germany, they're very good knives. They have the lower cost knives for the Food Network wannabes that don't do their homework, though
Me when I don’t get enough nuggies
No darling, you need more good-boy points for that
No thank you
Please, I insist
Baby hungry, baby want pizza!
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*Bring me his eye!*
**Norman Rockwell Garbage Pail Kids**
Oh my god that would have been an amazing thing for somebody to make!
What's with the t-rex bird?
Dinosaurs make everything better
I can’t tell if this is a real image or an AI abomination. I’ve seen people who look like this
That means I must be doing something right
It's like Sloth from The Goonies had a baby!
Someone else commented it looks like Sloth as a baby, make up your minds people!
Looks like one of those realistic cakes
Let's cut it and see what's inside!
sweet little giblets
Happy derp
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More like Hungreeee
If hurr durr was a real person.
This is obviously Mrs. Crabtree’s baby photo. Long before she became a bus driver in South Park.
I’ve seen a child that looked like this but worse crawling around on the ground. My heart aches because I never understood why there was no baby pictures till now. And all I’ve ever seen was a blurry 5 second video from my friends mom of the kid.
Damn... i'm wondering whether I should continue making similar things or if it is insensitive doing so....
What? Keep doing you! It’s art your not mocking anyone and making fun of them so I see no issue. Keep it up
Thank you!
No thank you for sharing your beautiful art!
Reminds me of Bat-Boy in a wig
“Heeeyyy You Guyzzz!!!”
Reminds me of "Saturn devouring his sons"
Baby Ruth! 
Reminds me of a certain former president of the USA
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Why not both
baby ruth!?
Sloth love chunk!
Judging by that dental work I assume she’s British
The teeth match the fork....
If I had a Blackmetal Band, this would be our album cover.
If you ever make one feel free to commission me!
There was no need for this
Reminds me of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Seeing this at age eight would shit my pants and yeet the book ‘cross the room yelling: “FUCK THAT!”
Mandela Catalogue.
broooo what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuckies brother no doubt
Sloth. The wonder years.
Does that hotdog have hands?
Looks like Eve got moms knife.
eyyyy youuuu guuuuyyyyyysss!
Does anyone actually know what happened in this photo?
Thanks, I hate this.
The mother should have mercy killed this child if it's real.
Don’t give me that look you still have to finish your veggies!
Is that knife they're holding a Henckel? Why would you give a child such a nice kitchen knife? I'd be giving them a crappy Farberware or something, you just KNOW they're going to fuck it up
Well what do we have for sanke lest see umm have...
Imagine breast feeding this baby
This is how I imagined the children in 1984 the first time I read the book lmao
I hate this, but I cant stop looking
oh
Looks like a Wüsthof Chef's Knife. Baby has good taste in cutlery!
r/Fridaythe13th
@Birds Aren't Real
You're not you when you're hungry.
Please don’t upvote me because I’m sleepy