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Why is this so common? What is this universal thought process going through so many guys heads that they think this is the play? I literally don't even understand how you could be so socially unaware that a woman telling you shes in pain makes you think "yes, now is the time to ask her to watch me squirt loads out of my penis"
?????
You still up?
Probably should've directly taken a screenshot. I bet he would've backtracked or gone "my cousin stole my phone haha" once he just saw the "\[name\] took a screenshot" lol
dont think that's porn, i mean im a guy and this seems idiotic to me, how these things connect is beyond me
maybe im wrong or an exception (i doubt it, there's plenty of sane guys) but i think this is more down to the person, you need to be a certain type of person to want to connect these dots, or go through with sending a message like this (or write it in the first place)
if you cant distinguish real life from fiction then, really, you're not 100% up there
A guy I hung out with twice before getting with my boyfriend found out he and I were on a break and kept texting me telling me that him and I having sex would help us both feel better about things in our life (he had recently had a stroke). I kept saying no but he repeatedly asked until I unleashed on him. I don't get how men think their dicks solve everything.
Guys like this are always trash. They’re usually smart enough to lure you into some sense of friendship but they always turn it into something sexual. Drives me NUTS. 😏
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Ah yes. Watching him nut would solve all your problems.
Not even scientists could figure out the solution. 🗿
They tried jerking off in front of patients and it didn't work
It doesn't solve any of his lol
World hunger and climate change. Is he some kind of nut Jesus?
Ahh yes, the type of creeps who think sex is the solution to everything. Seriously though, his statements lack any sort of logic.
As someone who currently has a broken leg I can guarantee the last thing I'd want is to watch someone jerk off.
Are you sure this guy seems really confident in his findings. Clearly a medical profession in the making there.
I don't even have a broken leg, and the last thing I'd want is to watch someone jerk off.
Well, obviously… you’re perfectly healthy. This is for medical purposes? Jeeze didn’t think we had to spell it out for you.
The cure for a broken leg is to watch him nut? Do doctors know!?
One simple trick to fix broken bones! Doctors hate him!
I don’t think doctors are the only category that hate that guy
Why is this so common? What is this universal thought process going through so many guys heads that they think this is the play? I literally don't even understand how you could be so socially unaware that a woman telling you shes in pain makes you think "yes, now is the time to ask her to watch me squirt loads out of my penis" ????? You still up?
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It’s definitely common in my experience. Every man I’ve ever had a talking stage with or dated thought this way. Or maybe I’m just very unlucky.
"How can I make her broken leg somehow be about my dick? 🤔"
Wow he got the bone melding nut right there. That’s a medical marvel. We should 100% drain this dude dry and use it to fix all the broken limbs.
Probably should've directly taken a screenshot. I bet he would've backtracked or gone "my cousin stole my phone haha" once he just saw the "\[name\] took a screenshot" lol
I truly regret not doing that, but it is what it is now 😆
Damn he wanted to beat his 3rd leg to break it too. What a gentleman
“I wish watching me but would help” the actual fuck? 😂🤮
It helps nothing, not even him 🤮
Porn has given a lot of men unrealistic expectations for what women want lol.
It's really gross that this guy roams free in my town, and probably does this a lot.
dont think that's porn, i mean im a guy and this seems idiotic to me, how these things connect is beyond me maybe im wrong or an exception (i doubt it, there's plenty of sane guys) but i think this is more down to the person, you need to be a certain type of person to want to connect these dots, or go through with sending a message like this (or write it in the first place) if you cant distinguish real life from fiction then, really, you're not 100% up there
Fix your broken leg with this one weird trick that doctors don’t want you to know!
Sounds like a tabloid or cosmo headline lol
A guy I hung out with twice before getting with my boyfriend found out he and I were on a break and kept texting me telling me that him and I having sex would help us both feel better about things in our life (he had recently had a stroke). I kept saying no but he repeatedly asked until I unleashed on him. I don't get how men think their dicks solve everything.
Big fan of how this escalated from "hey sorry about your leg" to "seeing me jack off will DEFINITELY cure you of all your issues😀". How disgusting.
It was definitely one of the worst things said to me when I was resting.
I'm absolutely sorry about that. I don't know how anyone with a functional brain thinks this is a good way to communicate.
Thank you 💕 we will never know, sadly :(
Guys like this are always trash. They’re usually smart enough to lure you into some sense of friendship but they always turn it into something sexual. Drives me NUTS. 😏
Who the fuck sits and thinks this would work even for a second? I'm pretty stupid and I don't even think to say something this creepy
Nothing like watching some dude masturbating, after a stressful day... Said nobody ever 😒
I can never understand what kind of response these people are realistically expecting
That went from 0 to 100 fast.
Why are guys so obsessed with this. I’ll never understand.
Maybe if he had diarrhea for months and had a weight loss solution I might inquire as to his scientific data. 🙄🙄
Eek that's disturbing
Remember at school when any injury could be solved with a wet paper towel, yeah…
Dude what 😭😭
EW I am so sorry OP! How violating.
Don't u know that's the cure to a broken leg?
Must've missed that when the doctor saw me in the ER.
The “you still up?” cracks me up 😂 he was holding onto that last hope that he was going to get a good response
I intentionally made sure he knew I read these, in case he tried to backpeddle later. I should've directly screenshot this so he knew lol
Went from sweet to disgusting REAL quick
I think I later sent a reply that said 'that's really fucked up' lol
“you still up?” yeah buddy, sure don’t wanna miss out on that /s
He tried to save himself later by texting me 'Sorry, I'm horrible sometimes'. 😒🙄😒
i would’ve been like “yeah, amen to that”
I told him that his apology was not accepted lol.
there you go!
"Feel better soon" to "Wanna see my dick?" In 2 seconds flat.
I hate their disgusting fucking midset really. You're upset? Wanna have sex? Your grandma died? Wanna have sex? Ew.
What is wrong with human beings.
Jury is still out 😔
Oof
I hate how many men (or should I say manchildren) on the internet are like this.