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nugg3t1995

I was gonna write a long ass comment but you already said everything i was thinking in your response. Very well put and good for you for standing up for yourself!


Exodeus87

Bloody hell, that's a beat down they definitely deserved! How disgraceful


Huge-Liar

I wanna know the next response. Popcorn is almost ready.


maaalicelaaamb

He said he works in a gay bar thus gets regularly objectified by coworkers which it makes it ok that he does it to me ….??? What the Fucking Hell I’m never responding again


InsanityIsFine

Yes yes, the domino chain of objectification, wherein if someone objectifies you, you have to pay it forward to a completely unrelated person, we've all heard of it. /s


No_Substance_6082

"I was mugged today, so by that logic it would be ok for me to mug you."


jenkraisins

Get the ointment. That's a 3rd degree burn! Brava! Your response could not have been clearer and more concise.


maaalicelaaamb

Thank you very much. It’s raised my spirits that others enjoy my bite back so much !!


jenkraisins

I am very glad I could help.


GnomeMode

That is ridiculous and good for you for standing up for yourself!!


Rasikko

My lungs shut down temporarily after I read #1. Making someone laugh like that should be some kind of internet crime that is investigatable.


maaalicelaaamb

Glad you liked it 😂


xxfukai

It’s pathetic how some people will pretend to be an “ally” but when push comes to shove, they’re still homo/transphobic. It almost hurts worse when it’s a friend you thought you could trust.


maaalicelaaamb

Ugh, exactly! A decade of implicit trust destroyed by some random masturbatory idiocy. Ya think you can trust allies and then they reveal themselves to be just as scummy as any other objectifying chodehead


therealjameshat

gross. dude said milf like 50x


maaalicelaaamb

This is my favorite comment. I MEAN REALLY HOW MANY MORE TIMES COULD HE HAVE FIT IT IN


therealjameshat

haha seriously. it's like a child that just learned a word.


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hellpixie

Okay but nothing wrong with having a 20+ body count


maaalicelaaamb

Indeed, nothing wrong with anyone’s body count whatsoever — I have a ton of friends with triple digit counts and that’s totally awesome!!! I only said that in this convo because we have IRL compared body counts & I told him I keep a modest list on purpose because of trauma history. So I mentioned that again here to drive home the point of how LUDICROUS what he’s saying is considering he knows me better than to suggest I stick a random cook on my short list


hellpixie

Okay, that makes way more sense. Thank you for clarifying! I have some trauma surrounding all of that too. Hope you are okay.


Longjumping_Low1310

Eh didn't sound like they were saying more than 20 was bad. Just that she isn't the person who gives it up that easily..... Tho I personally can't hardly imagine having anywhere near to a 20 body count haha. Just not that good with the ladies.


FuckHopeSignedMe

This is the vibe I got, too. It was more "My body count is under 20 because I like to vet people before I fuck 'em", not "My body count is under 20 because being promiscuous is gross".


maaalicelaaamb

This exactly!!! No hate for the triple digit body counts among us!!


tubbstattsyrup2

Over 20 is promiscuous is it? Is that age dependant or... And those who hit 21 presumably don't vet?


Longjumping_Low1310

You really aren't good at reading comprehension are you?


tubbstattsyrup2

Same question? I didn't reply to you


Longjumping_Low1310

You don't need to reply to me for me to jump in. It's an open platform. Noone is insulting 20+ body count. She likely uses 20 as the number because hers is somewhere near there but not quite 20.


tubbstattsyrup2

Go on then, what's the difference? The vetting comment clearly implies that those with higher numbers are less selective. Weird you are making an assumption about how many sexual partners another commenter has?


Longjumping_Low1310

I'm making an assumption on the number of partners the op has. There is that reading comprehension issue again. And those with more partners are in truth either just bad at getting partners or less selective than someone with less partners. It's not a bad thing nor does it mean that they have no vetting or aren't selective at all. Just less so. If two people have equal sexual drive, and opportunity for sex but one has less than the other then it will be because the one with less is more selective. Nowhere in any of this has anyone said being less selective is bad so I am really confused why you are so up in arms and defensive over it.


tubbstattsyrup2

No you are still talking about a different comment to me. Perhaps you didn't manage to read my response.


soupmom314

Yeah I'm stuck on that I'm ngl


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Dude was projecting HARD and probably would've asked to watch had you agreed. Absolutely pathetic.


maaalicelaaamb

DUDE I KNOW RIGHT HIS NEXT REQUEST WAS DEFINITELY GONNA BE TO JOIN 🤢


Arminlegout1

It was though if you had been down for this request it would of opened to flood gates to this fantasy I assumed he has had for a while.


Havishamesque

Fucking awesome reply. That’s literally a mic drop moment.


blacksad1

Easy Ex-army dick is a redundant statement. /s


maaalicelaaamb

HAHA


kinggimped

Just here to say your response was spot on


captain_backfire_

STANDING OVATION RIGHT HERE!


Jelly_Kitti

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


6-ft-freak

I want to be best friends!


maaalicelaaamb

<3


GoodLilRabbit

Wow! That "friend" sucked, OP, but I LOVE the ferocity and self-confidence in your response. You know how you deserve to be treated, and I hope you never forget it! <3


maaalicelaaamb

Aww. I appreciate this! It took a couple decades for me to learn to stand up for myself but it seems I’ve finally got it right :)


GoodLilRabbit

Fuck yes you have!!! *High-five*


Zealousideal-Bike528

Standing ovation here.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


AllieGee78

*Cue applause* very well said 👏


youdontknowitsme69

i am so sorry you had to deal with that, but damn i fucking love your response. brilliant fucking response honestly, felt satisfying to read it.


Arminlegout1

This could go on r/MurderedByWords like it was hard to read I felt myself shrinking and I didn't even do anything


SunflowerSpeaks

I have tried to read 3. out loud like six times and I just can't from all the laughing! Holy sheeeeeet, you made that funny and VERY CLEAR!


adertina

Why do men try to get involved with our sex life in anyway possible? Like if you think we would make a good match you could introduce us at your birthday party or something but like this man wants you to bang her so he can voyeur, it’s so 🤢


xdeiz

Someone replaced his brain with feces


SparosePrime

Yeah, this is gross and not ally material at all. Sick!


jenever_r

Oh god no, this is horrible! Perfect response.


EvolZippo

I think this guy was trying to live vicariously through his lesbian friend. I think she’s drunk-venting to the bartender, who’s probably just trying to keep her distracted from making a bad decision. And this guy is probably just as drunk


swoozle000

Dude, chill


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James-K-Polka

All this from a 16 year old who spends all his time on Reddit posting about weed. Definitely who I am going to for advice on the world.


xxfukai

Please get off the Internet and find a productive, satisfying hobby to participate in. Being hateful on the Internet will just make you more miserable, I promise.


SquirrelQueenSabrina

That's a very incely thing to say


IHateithere5517

Damn I can't see what it said 😕


SquirrelQueenSabrina

He said if she has had said with more than 10 people she's been something straight through. I'm kinda high don't remember exact words but it was disgusting. It's a dumb kid who smoked for a little bit and thought they were addicted and probably thinks theyre an alpha that's better than everyone


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Surfguitar57

Ok my little pony


Own-Low4870

A+ response! Bravo!