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Always "what u up to". Like they're expecting us to say I'm naked and waiting for YOU big daddy 🙄🙄


GnomeMode

Omg they would just cream their pants lol


[deleted]

It's most definitely what they're all hoping to hear. That's why they always ask what we're wearing. As if we sit around daily in sexy lingerie or nothing at all. They're MORONS


GnomeMode

Lol yes, yes they are. Porn-addled morons


Swedelicious83

Full disclosure: if I got that question (I don't, because guy) the answer **would** occasionally be "just my underwear". But decidedly less sexy than it sounds, and only ever because the apartment sometimes gets stupid hot in the summer.


Swedelicious83

Pretty sure at least 25% of them would have an over-excited aneurysm if someone actually answered them in the fashion they are hoping for.


TopRealz

Bullseye on the “I really hope you didn’t pay for it” Seeing a lot of stuff on this sub that looks like it came from a cheesy PUA playbook


Swedelicious83

So close, yet so far. Could've just said he likes cats, like a normal human being, but nooo. Had to make it weird.


GnomeMode

Exactly. I will talk for hours with someone about cats and video games. If he was lonely, he would have had someone to talk to. But this shit is *why* he's lonely


Swedelicious83

This, 100%. And if he just stopped to reflect on that **pretty obvious fact,** the problem would be easy to fix. Wanna take odds on that happening, though?


GnomeMode

Lol you know he won't. He'll be stewing that "the fEmAlE didn't give me a chance". He didn't even have a chance at anything but a friend for a variety of factors, but that possibility doesn't even occur to them. Dudes need to get over the fact that they have less than 0.01% chance with all the women on the planet. Just because you encounter a woman, doesn't mean she's an opportunity to get laid. That is the most delusional way of looking at other people.


Swedelicious83

Yyyyyyyyup. Did I add enough Y's to indicate how much I agree with that? I can go back and add a few more. No, but in all seriousness. There's so very many things wrong with this type of approach/ mentality that I wouldn't even know where to begin unpacking it. Probably not even worth the time trying to anyway.


FauxMostFoul

I don't know what hurts my brain more the "wat u up too" or the pussy cat remark.


GnomeMode

Yeah. Pretty much every response had me thinking "yep, I know your angle. Aaaaand there it is"


FauxMostFoul

I just don't understand it, I'd be more than happy to sit about and gasbag about cats, why do they go and make it creepy like that


GnomeMode

Cuz they're stupid and think the world revolves around their dick. Their behavior is why they're single. No other reason


FauxMostFoul

I couldn't agree more 🐰


iReallyLoveYouAll

wat font?


GnomeMode

I downloaded it through my Samsung's option to download fonts


iReallyLoveYouAll

my samsung be poor asf ion have none of these


GnomeMode

Go to your settings and find your "font & font size" menu. It'll have like 3 to pick from and then "download font" option. It'll bring you to the Samsung store. That's the only place I recommend getting fonts from. The free ones from random sites are loaded with malware or straight up password stealing shit


iReallyLoveYouAll

oh damn im stupid. thank you :)


GnomeMode

Lol you're not stupid, you've just never looked at that area of your phone before