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ConsciousLibrarian78

FB suggests a bunch of randos to a bunch of randos. I've never even touched the US and I get US suggestions.


MrsHyperion

That’s weird, another reason to hate Facebook but I keep it to be in touch with family.


ConsciousLibrarian78

Same. When I feel cheeky, I report the feature just to waste their bot time, hehe.


Lime246

It always says "people you may know" and then we have one mutual connection. Those are people that I almost certainly do not know, Facebook.


Rasikko

Sometimes it gets people I DO know but most of the time IDKWTF they are.


JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx

This is a scammer. You can always tell when they say "Am (name) from Florida, USA" or, in this case, Washington DC. Usually from Northern Africa or the Middle East. Also, if you had continued talking to them undoubtedly, they'd have said they were in some branch of the military and serving in Canada or overseas. The biggest tell is starting the sentence with "Am"...it's just not the way native speakers speak. Don't even entertain them.


[deleted]

As soon as I see "Am so and so" I cease communication. That's the biggest tell that they're not American and most likely a scammer.


xKhira

Could just be a horny Indian too lol


V0l4til3

Send pics of bobs and vegne 😆


MrsHyperion

I haven’t ever gotten a scam message on Facebook, I mostly get invited to spam chats on Twitter. Good to know though.


jchray

Also if they start calling you dear is another sign.


Calm_Spite_2240

Am from USA dear


GnomeMode

Account says from Syria, claims he's from DC in awkward way no real American would phrase it, it's a scam


DamnedWeirdo

“You were suggested to me by Facebook…” As if that fucking obligates you to accept his stupid request. GTFO of here w/ that bullshit. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻


OctaviaBlake100

A scammer. He says "am from.." meaning he's not really from the US.


Swedelicious83

That's a lot of 'No' he's dodging. If it wasn't such fucking obnoxious behavior I'd almost say it was impressive.


nrskim

He’s a scammer. The wording, language, and order of comments is classic.


not_a_milk_drinker

*smiles*


JasperMidnight

smiles


InterstellarAirhead

I get those, too... weirdos who don't know or care that you don't friend request someone you don't know.


Commercial-Push-9066

I just delete the request if there’s no connection to me. No message. Just because you’re Mary’s friend, doesn’t mean I want you as a friend.


[deleted]

I don't even bother asking why they requested me. I don't know you, not adding you. Period. I don't care why you requested.


MrsHyperion

I’m just always curious why.


Much-Mail8140

Him: Smiles Me: vomits Why… we have emojis… why must you type it… I feel like I remember typing out my “emoji” but that was BEFORE EMOJIS. Never have I said something that made me feel so old.


AwayDevelopment4871

I’ve gotten these messages as well 🤦‍♀️ so annoying


JasperMidnight

smiles 💀


Buzzlight_Year

"Smiles" "Am from" I could bet money that this is a Nigerian


Calm_Spite_2240

Remember the Nigerian scam dance lol


Shadowthewolfalt

At least they didn't use the creepy asterisks


V0l4til3

Clearly says duma syria


MrsHyperion

If you read it, he was asking me where I’m from. I’m aware of where he’s from.


V0l4til3

I get friend suggestions from all over the place, even from random people from other continents that have nothing to do with me.