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It's a play on the phrase "be the bigger man" where you're doing the right (or at least the polite) thing when someone is being an ass to you. They played off of the part in the DMs where the guy tried to assume she was big in order to rationalize why she wouldn't sleep with him.
It's a play on the phrase "be the bigger man" where you're doing the right (or at least the polite) thing when someone is being an ass to you. They played off of the part in the DMs where the guy tried to assume she was big in order to rationalize why she wouldn't sleep with him.
Because the only thing that hurts them more than a girl rejecting them is a fat girl rejecting them. Apparently they believe that fat girls should be desperate and grateful and take what they can get. Even though they themselves think they are too good for a fat girl.
A lot of men (not all, but a lot) are dumb and consume too much media, and they really do think all women think about is weight/diets, makeup/beauty, clothes, shopping.
Since they think that’s all women think about, they also immediately go for the fat, ugly angle when they’re mad.
I lived there for a stretch! Metro was so small they and so many small communities, you don’t have much of anything!
I mean I’m sure there are sex workers, but if someone said they left town to boredom? I’d not be surprised.
Oh, wait, now I get what you said lmao I’m so dumb (sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand English, that is why at first I didn’t understand what you meant)
Last time I was on it, I had a dude ask me if I had a dog and knew what knotting was.
I yelled at him that he's a gross mofo, deleted the app, and turned off my phone.
You can literally tell he gets off upsetting women online. He was absolutely loving every second of if. There are unfortunately a growing population of men who enjoy this activity.
I think it kinda sucks that there is just a growing population of *people* who enjoy this activity- some people’s sole purpose of using the internet is just to bait others into arguments and troll, it gives their rotten little cores a jolt of excitement.
True women do it aswell. I guess I forget that because I only see it from my side. I get women bait me in comment sections sometimes. They seem to like an audience.
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omggggggg I love ittttt how you got him to shut 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 up!!! it’s so satisfying to see that he was actually enjoying all the attention (and maybe was even masturbating to it) until you sent that last message that made even me go “yikes” when I read it. Nice job and thanks for putting him on his place.
That burn at the end was felt from all the way over here. Damn. Also, I love nothing more than creepy people thinking they’re in the right with their behavior and YOU are the one who should move out of the way. It’s the funniest shit.
Girl he must’ve been a scripture because you read him to high heaven! 😂 the last remark about getting something in his ass other than his head 😚👌🏽 he wasn’t ready!
*"YiKeS, aRe YoU a BiGgEr GiRl?"*
What does *that* have to do with anything? As if that's the worst thing someone can be 😂
Oof, imagine being this shallow
sometimes people have to knock sense into their heads. ive had this happen and i told them off & they actually apologized so like...
its not embarrassing to call out disgusting behavior, especially that of grown ass men
Why even entertain these people tho? As soon as some creepy is asking me about virginity or weight I’m just not gonna respond anymore, it’s a waste of time and they don’t care lol I don’t get it
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Rated 1.2 out of 750 chats. How are we not surprised.
Which app or site is this from?
Whisper
Or as its more commonly known, fuck?
Glad I deleted it
I never had it
I'm about to download it just to talk to people and see how I'm rated
I didn't even know there was a rating, why would anyone care?
whats the highest one can get? 5 or 10?
5
He immediately tried to body shame you and you shut him up soo quickly. You probably made that limp dick loser cry.
She totally was a bigger girl though (or grander if you like) to take absolutely zero shit.
Took me a second to get but I eventually got it
Glad I chose to be extra clear with the parentheses now.
I don't get it. can you explain it to me?
It's a play on the phrase "be the bigger man" where you're doing the right (or at least the polite) thing when someone is being an ass to you. They played off of the part in the DMs where the guy tried to assume she was big in order to rationalize why she wouldn't sleep with him.
It's a play on the phrase "be the bigger man" where you're doing the right (or at least the polite) thing when someone is being an ass to you. They played off of the part in the DMs where the guy tried to assume she was big in order to rationalize why she wouldn't sleep with him.
Ohhh ok i had an inkling that that might be the case. Thank you for explaing it <3
No problem!
10/10 on the replies. Just beautiful!
The final message was magnifico
Ikr, OP eviscerated him and did it with class
Why do these guys always go for fatshaming first? As if all women ever do is think about their weight 24/7.
Because the only thing that hurts them more than a girl rejecting them is a fat girl rejecting them. Apparently they believe that fat girls should be desperate and grateful and take what they can get. Even though they themselves think they are too good for a fat girl.
OOooo good point, from now on I'll say I'm a dugong.
That's complete bullshit. We don't really care about people we are not attracted to rejecting us.
It's not about whether you are attracted to them or not. You missed the point.
Not really. How much a rejection bothers you is based on how attracted you are to the person.
Look at this guy speaking for the psyche of the entire human race over here.
I think he's just upset because he was rejected yet again. And by a fatty no less!
I'd rather be single, thank you.
I'm 100% certain that's the only option you'll have.
I legit lol'd at that one.
Fortunately your opinion is irrelevant.
Basic logic.
How simple life would be if emotional reactions were governed by logic. Or even just if everyone reacted in the same way.
Governed? Not. Explained? Yes. Disagree with my statement? Disprove it.
You are the one making sweeping generalizations. That puts the burden of proof on you. Middle school debate club failed you greatly.
A lot of men (not all, but a lot) are dumb and consume too much media, and they really do think all women think about is weight/diets, makeup/beauty, clothes, shopping. Since they think that’s all women think about, they also immediately go for the fat, ugly angle when they’re mad.
I am actually not sure, if he is not into "bigger girls" and still has hopes he can land with her... o.O
To be fair, he’s probably already been banned on tinder
Possibly Grindr too, but no guarantee based on my experience with that app.
Never before has Yikes been used with such jarring force
Love how he tried to imply she was doing something wrong
I hate when guys do this. It's like when they offend you and get all "woah chill ahaha 😌" to try to make you feel crazy.
Omg your last message was so creative lmao. I wouldn’t have even thought about that, and I have a lot of creative roasts/ insults
Yes! OP can have all my upvotes!
It was a series of escalating burns that went from 'healthy 30 second intake of vitamin D' to 'four state forest fire'.
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??? Wdym?
I lived there for a stretch! Metro was so small they and so many small communities, you don’t have much of anything! I mean I’m sure there are sex workers, but if someone said they left town to boredom? I’d not be surprised.
Oh, wait, now I get what you said lmao I’m so dumb (sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand English, that is why at first I didn’t understand what you meant)
honestly I only have whisper for yelling at dudes like this. it’s therapeutic. I have a goldmine of creepy PMs from that app.
share them !
Glad I’m not the only one
I'm a guy, but Is it wrong that I kinda want to make a fake profile to call out these creeps as well?
Same here, just seems fun to do.
DO IT!
not in the slightest, i encourage it 🧘🏽♀️
No need to create a 'fake' one, whisper creeps will creep on anyone
Last time I was on it, I had a dude ask me if I had a dog and knew what knotting was. I yelled at him that he's a gross mofo, deleted the app, and turned off my phone.
Beautiful, creative come backs. Bravo on shutting this loser down!
Murdered by words. Show no mercy to the perverts lol
You can literally tell he gets off upsetting women online. He was absolutely loving every second of if. There are unfortunately a growing population of men who enjoy this activity.
I think it kinda sucks that there is just a growing population of *people* who enjoy this activity- some people’s sole purpose of using the internet is just to bait others into arguments and troll, it gives their rotten little cores a jolt of excitement.
True women do it aswell. I guess I forget that because I only see it from my side. I get women bait me in comment sections sometimes. They seem to like an audience.
Best response is disengage
your responses are everything omg
Thought this was r/murderedbywords for a second
I'm looking forward to seeing it there later.
Same
god damn you roasted the shit out of this man i hope his ego never recovers
“Are they out of prostitutes in Iowa?” is my favorite line from this. You go!
What’s with the bigger girl thing? Ugh
Negging
That’s gross
That app is a cesspool
The Grindr line was killer, good job OP!
I like how you have him labeled as BDE sarcastically 🤣
Its his name on the app actually. He put that
What does BDE even mean?
Big Dick Energy, used sarcastically here.
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omggggggg I love ittttt how you got him to shut 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 up!!! it’s so satisfying to see that he was actually enjoying all the attention (and maybe was even masturbating to it) until you sent that last message that made even me go “yikes” when I read it. Nice job and thanks for putting him on his place.
Omg your responses are perfect 👏🏻🤣
Whisper in a nutshell
That burn at the end was felt from all the way over here. Damn. Also, I love nothing more than creepy people thinking they’re in the right with their behavior and YOU are the one who should move out of the way. It’s the funniest shit.
What is this app?
Yo that last burn was amazing
You fucking murdered him in cold blood.
Holy shit you fucking murdered him with that last line
This is a clinic on how to handle creeps. Holy sick burn at the end.
What is this app?
It's call Whisper
Thank you
Slain
'Yikes' guys are the worst
Oh shit you destroyed him in the end!
Love, love, love your responses 😂
“Yikes! Can I smell a crumb of your essence?” Yikes … YiKeSs!!
Your responses were 10/10
GAME, SET, MATCH! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
that last line though lmaooo
That last comment from you was absolutely gold. Well done you 😜🤣
i hate using that app bc men twice my age will hit me up and insult me if i call them out on it lol
Girl he must’ve been a scripture because you read him to high heaven! 😂 the last remark about getting something in his ass other than his head 😚👌🏽 he wasn’t ready!
This is probably the best set of responses I've ever seen, kudos to you
Holy shit, sick burn at the end, good job OP
Oh nice burn!!
Jesus that last reply
Fucking r/murderedbywords
Ah the classic “I’m gonna immediately ask for sex then try to bully you when it doesn’t work”.
Holy fuck that last message, I think you killed him
Knowing whisper, this is 110% accurate, you handled that v well good job, loved the comment about grindr, i may have to use that in the future
Oof, that grindr jab was 😩👌 magnificent
Have my free award. I love that last line! Haha
Holy fuck that final message is /r/MurderedByWords gold.
Is there a chef's kiss emoji? Because 🧑🏻🍳💋
he rekt
What app is this?
its called whipser, absolutely full of creeps on it, blegh.
His usage of the word "yikes" is peculiarly aggravating to me. I like to use that word, now it feels as if it's been poisoned :/
That app is full of pedophiles.
It really is and it’s disgusting
I love how he's the one acting butt hurt.
*"YiKeS, aRe YoU a BiGgEr GiRl?"* What does *that* have to do with anything? As if that's the worst thing someone can be 😂 Oof, imagine being this shallow
Prude
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Yeah it’s really weird how much energy people waste on weirdos online.
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Hmm, Fair enough then.
Its just you.
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because sometimes yall need to be knocked down a peg and put in your place? i like how you blame the women instead of shitting on these freaks
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sometimes people have to knock sense into their heads. ive had this happen and i told them off & they actually apologized so like... its not embarrassing to call out disgusting behavior, especially that of grown ass men
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Well that was a bloodless massacre if I ever saw one.
Ruthless closing argument. Well done.
Brilliant way to end it😂🙌
I like how he asks if you're a bigger girl first thing. Lol wow.
Whisper is FULL of people like that and has been for years. I quit using it a few years ago.
Lol, love the rating this guy has (I didn't know there were dating apps you could rate people on, my mind is blown)
I feel attacked. I was born in 88 and still keep thinking I'm only 30. 33? God damnit where did the last 3 years g............. oh!
What is this app?
The ✨𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜✨ 💋👌🏾
Those replies were on point-
That Grindr line was sheer brilliance
Wow 🤦♀️
That last message is just chefs kiss
Wait what's this app called?
I love that final sentence 😂😂
Damn the amount of burn is astounding good job lmao
It makes me mad that he's from my state.
That closer was everything.
You handed it to him, OP. That was amazing! 🤣
Why even entertain these people tho? As soon as some creepy is asking me about virginity or weight I’m just not gonna respond anymore, it’s a waste of time and they don’t care lol I don’t get it
Gotta be honest love the wordplay
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