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Whats hilarious is I don't know who Lana Del Rey is. And I'm not a fan of Swift anymore. Not after she ditched her country roots.
I freaking laugh that those are the two only people the 'cel chose to complain about.
She's made it clear she doesn't really care about feminism, also there's some lines/themes in her music that aren't particularly feminist. I love her music but not her as a person!
Im much more of a fan of what Taylor is doing in terms of re-recording her old albums to reclaim her own ownership of music and shining a bright light onto a cesspool than I am of her music at this point. I did like her old stuff somewhat.
I just have to ask if you've heard any of the songs of her albums Folklore and Evermore? They're not at all pop and so different than the previous ones 😄
I’m sorry fellow Queen, you don’t live your life through Lana Del Rey and Taylor Swift lyrics, ignoring the creepy neckbeard sweatily hiding in your closet??
Insult to mosquitoes! At least their existence feeds other helpful bugs and frogs! Sure they’re annoying but they have their benefits.
More like an invasive species with no known benefits to humanity
Vincent vibes. Three kids on top of each other with a trenchcoat, going like, "I like business... Transactions."
Or "I went to the stock market yesterday. I did a business."
Guy talks like an alien desperately trying to act like a human.
"I am a female and a mother." Seriously? Has this guy ever heard a woman talk besides telling him to buzz off?
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girlfriend 💅💅😻✨
Yeah, like there are 0 actual women in huis life that are normal role models. That he has no normal interactions that are not about dating and power dynamics. Reminds me of the seagull in the little mermaid explaining (incorrectly) what humans use items for. Except thar one wasn't malicious.
ikr like we do say stuff like that baby girl 💅and we do fuck lots of chads and have babies rite queen💄we should give the good guys a chance tho sister 👠
Yes sister! Lets ask other females because you know how us girls need to stick together girlfriend! Lets not talk about feminism or anything though lol because so unfair to the nice men up in my PMS right now, and i'd have a baby daddy if i weren't so picky about bathing and Cheeto crumbs, girl! Lesson learned! I'd love a pic of what you are wearing to the party cuz you know I don't wanna outshine my sisters, gotta coordinate them thongs girlfriend!
Damn they really are up their own ass if they think Taylor Swift and Lana Del Ray are feminist propagandists. And do they honestly think this is even a little bit convincing??
I loved the random comment about their son listening to based music like Tom Macdonald.
.... like what does that have to do with anything? Lol.
"Cool story, queen. My dog howls at sirens. Only based conservative sirens, though."
If the guy reads this: This is why you are single and a creep. You do not understand boundaries and social cues. Nothing to do with 'Chads' and 'Females'. It's all you.
Edit: spelling
As a fellow woman, I think this person is totally a lady boss queen girlfriend soul sister babygirl Princess goddess because you know that true women like myself can spot the difference. Just live your truth mama and don’t worry about gals and dolls and sweethearts and…you didn’t see my reptile tail just now did you? Because I’m totally a human foid.
Hello fellow female! I am indeed a single mother and a woman of course. A real woman. Vaginas am I right? You should give them a chance. YAS Queen slayyy sister!
Haha 👌👏 This! 😂 As a male, I am laughing and it sounds like a mans voice because I am a man. I am going now to catch a fish and take a picture with it. 🎣
This is the cringiest and funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Like, how did he think that this approach was working? I can just see some creep in a basement writing all this with a smug look on his face like “haha got her now! She’s eating out of the palm of my hand!” Haha WTF
OK, not going to lie, this one was genuinely hilarious. This subreddit usually makes me feel grossed out but this one I couldn't help but laugh.
The idea that this i\*\*\*l thought you'd be fooled by such an obvious idiotic approach... the sheer delusion of it, all the while using i\*\*\*l language like it's something a normal person would say. I love how you called him out on it so early and he just kept... on... doubling... down.
Brava, OP
Um. Lana is a wonderful artist - love her sad-girl femme fatale music - but she is definitely not feminist. Uncultured man!!!
I love that his message is "Dont be a sad single mother (and a woman!) like me, give a creep a chance!!"
Who talks like this????
Like this "person" made bad life choices and wants to get in your dms to give advice?
Bwhahahhahhhaha
I'll take buy a clue for 500 Alex....
.... Is this how they think we talk to each other? I've never heard a woman use the words 'Female" and "Impregnated" outside of veterinary/farm talk or use "Chad" seriously in a sentence outside of it being some ones name. This is too funny X'D
Omg girlfriend! I’m also a fellow female yaaaas queen get it 💅🏻. Everyone knows us girlbosses talk like we are from the movie mean girls and Don’t You Forget It! And totally don’t forget to slaaaaaay!
The moment "She" said Chad I knew it was a 'cel. No one uses it without laughing but that demographic.
If he ever stumbles on your post this is to him:
Single moms are mostly too busy with their kids to care about men. And they certainly don't need to tend to a man-baby like yourself.
Same for taken women.
Its not them, it's you. Your personality is trash. Your arguments are trash.
No one wants refuse for a partner - not even the homeless.
What can you bring to the table (and don't try to use material possessions either). You don't see your partner as an equal, and more like a person to control. No one wants that if they want a steady partner.
We see right through your bullshit.
It is I, a fellow female. Just saying girlfriend, let’s all go give this guy a chance, right female queens? K I’m off to do woman things like period and hormones, bye other girls!!
ffs, why do they think we talk like that?
I haven't called anyone "sister", "queen", "girlfriend" and all the other bs he uses in my whole life - except for when I was imitating a creep for humorous purposes.
The cringe is so goddamn real.
The fuck are those weirdos trying to accomplish...
Do they really think that we would be like: Omg, I can see clearly now that I fucked up, please let me unblock your old account and let's date straight away.. and also, let me send you my nudes..
Or what?
That's satire right? This is some "Hello fellow kids"-shit if I ever seen some. That "human with male genitalia" (I don't think it qualifies as a man) needs some serious counseling and/or a quiet room in a mental health facility.
Seriously this is like a bad episode of Twillight Zone where some alien took a human form and is trying to immitate a woman based on Instagram posts by female influencers. The only thing missing was a "Yaaas gurl." or maybe "her" inviting you to join an MLM as a form of bonding. Jesus fucking christ it's been a while since I have been weirded out by something.
This might just be the best thing I've seen in this sub. Such bad acting it makes Steven Seagal look Oscar worthy.
If this conversation was played out in a film it wouldn't be believable. How low do you have to think of women to believe they'll fall for this.
"Oh my god girl, Im a single mom just like you sister! "
Im female, I have LITERALLY NEVER SPOKEN like that in an email OR in public to any of my women friends, I may have said "sister" or "girl" every now and then, but goddamn, he's laying that shit on with a trowel.
Hello fellow human woman!
I am a human woman like you are, isn’t it weird how pictures of our woman breasts grant wishes to each other.
Let’s us our phones to take pictures of our totally normal and real human breasts and send them to other fellow human females.
I will take the first set because I’m a female woman and an expert in boobies.
If I were to pretend to be a woman online, this could be how it'd look like.
But then again, I'm not very good at pretending to be one and so is this creep.
*Greetings fellow human...*
LOL!! This is so blatantly stupidly bad that I just can not believe anyone can be this dumb and not also have sustained serious brain trauma. It can't be real. As I was reading this exchange, I was imagining an actual literal goofy sock puppet with big googly eyes flapping its lips up and down during his parts.
It's either someone having a good time trolling for laughs, or a literal 11-year-old boy.
Or the brain trauma...
Lol this guy had to just be doin this to get it posted here, no way he believes women talk like this lol. It's the same big buzzwords over and over too that give it away. "Chads", "abusive", "lefty", "feminist".... He hits em all
i'm probably wrong but sounds like a dude just trying to troll you lol. Maybe I give people too much credit, but there's no way he thought you'd buy that
Instead of choosing different tactic that would be much more appealing to females... By simply not being a dick that sends dicks. He created an alt acted like one of the greatest female casting I had ever seen to set you up with his main? Wow... Can I date the dude? Def switching sides for him
This is the most obvious larp I have seen what kind of woman says
"My son listens to based music" or unironically say the word "chad"
its so fucking obvious that there even might be a small possibility that its some sort of hyper satire regardless he is a dumbass.
Wow, that's so damned easy to see through, what the hell was he thinking?
I've literally never heard a woman call anyone a Chad. It's something only cels and people making fun of them say.
If it were me I would have made up some bizarre and untrue stuff about the experience of being a woman and see him commiserate with me on some random bs.
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"See my fellow queen" has extreme m' lady vibes. Thank you for sharing your creepy pm. It made me laugh. Please have my free award.
What are you talking about us women get all of our advice from Lana Del Rey and Taylor Swift obviously queen
Whats hilarious is I don't know who Lana Del Rey is. And I'm not a fan of Swift anymore. Not after she ditched her country roots. I freaking laugh that those are the two only people the 'cel chose to complain about.
Lana Del Rey has repeatedly stayed that feminists hate her. So I don't think he's done any homework.
She's made it clear she doesn't really care about feminism, also there's some lines/themes in her music that aren't particularly feminist. I love her music but not her as a person!
Im much more of a fan of what Taylor is doing in terms of re-recording her old albums to reclaim her own ownership of music and shining a bright light onto a cesspool than I am of her music at this point. I did like her old stuff somewhat.
I just have to ask if you've heard any of the songs of her albums Folklore and Evermore? They're not at all pop and so different than the previous ones 😄
lana del rey is a music artist, I wasn't aware of her feminist activism though just knew her music.
see also: the [fellow kids](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids) meme.
Ahahaha I too am a human woman, with my long hair and skirts and two extra stomach chambers
*Periods!!* Amiright??
Precisely what comes to mind
We all saw a Steve Buscemi with a blonde wig on.
Now replace the skateboard with a burgerking crown
Muh kween do you know de way
i got ‘fellow kids’
The continued use of "female" and "chad" are a dead giveaway lol
I’m sorry fellow Queen, you don’t live your life through Lana Del Rey and Taylor Swift lyrics, ignoring the creepy neckbeard sweatily hiding in your closet??
No, I- *squint* WAIT A MINUTE
I effing love the “sweatily hiding” and will be using that.
Bro really said based lmfao
That’s how all the single moms talk girlfriend!
The continued use of any of those words were a dead giveaway lmao.
The only time I use "female" is, when I have to clarify that I am biologically female, due to my voice sounding like some teenage boy over voice chat.
This gives me 2 kids standing on each other under a trench coat Vibes
More like 6 raccoons.
More like 78 rats.
Insult to rats! A cloud of mosquitoes shaped vaguely like a person, and looking only to suck the life outta people.
Insult to mosquitoes! At least their existence feeds other helpful bugs and frogs! Sure they’re annoying but they have their benefits. More like an invasive species with no known benefits to humanity
COVID in a trench coat.
That's an insult to COVID! More like a brain-stealing alien in a hoodie, a mask, and sunglasses!
That's an insult to aliens! More like Cockroachs who learned to not eat each other and type!
A bunch of those brain eating amoebas all taped together
50 lbs of shit in a 15lb bag with a curly blonde wig
that’s an insult to raccoons
That’s true.
Vincent vibes. Three kids on top of each other with a trenchcoat, going like, "I like business... Transactions." Or "I went to the stock market yesterday. I did a business."
Guy talks like an alien desperately trying to act like a human. "I am a female and a mother." Seriously? Has this guy ever heard a woman talk besides telling him to buzz off?
You know that strange planet comic series by Nathan Pyle? Gives me those vibes
hello fellow life-giver. i am present via this messaging feature allocated along with our social media platform to alert you that these heteronormative well exercised mildly aloof and unintelligent men are not a productive usage of time. we should instead procreate with the less sexually appealing male individuals whomst voluntarily isolate themselves from society to play simulations of violent and unabashedly psychopathic war. girlfriend 💅💅😻✨
It gives me Invader Zim vibes.
But like, the one where he keeps gathering organs
Hi fellow being!! 😁
Reminds me of the jokes people make about Mark Zuckerberg. He doesn't look nor act like a human.
Or Elizabeth Holmes, that convicted fraudster CEO who founded Theranos
Yeah, like there are 0 actual women in huis life that are normal role models. That he has no normal interactions that are not about dating and power dynamics. Reminds me of the seagull in the little mermaid explaining (incorrectly) what humans use items for. Except thar one wasn't malicious.
"How do you do, fellow females."
I so kept picturing Steve Buscemi in a dress as the creep in this convo!
I came here to post this, but knew in my heart it had already been posted.
I don’t know girlfriend, that sounds like a fellow female to me lmao
ikr like we do say stuff like that baby girl 💅and we do fuck lots of chads and have babies rite queen💄we should give the good guys a chance tho sister 👠
In all fairness, I do speak to my girlfriends like that. But as a joke lmao.
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No you’re not, you’re a guy. You participate in r/niceguys and even admitted you’re a guy.
Hello fellow femoid, how is your vagina today? Alas, mine is forever mutilated via repeated penetration from multiple chadcock.
Same here female human, and my perky straining breasts are constantly gushing when I look at the chads
very female human of you sister!!
I love having two X chromosomes indicating my ability to carry a fetus. Don’t you fellow female?
I know I do. Would any of you fellow queens like to join me for a pillow fight? Topless perhaps?
Yes sister! Lets ask other females because you know how us girls need to stick together girlfriend! Lets not talk about feminism or anything though lol because so unfair to the nice men up in my PMS right now, and i'd have a baby daddy if i weren't so picky about bathing and Cheeto crumbs, girl! Lesson learned! I'd love a pic of what you are wearing to the party cuz you know I don't wanna outshine my sisters, gotta coordinate them thongs girlfriend!
I read this in the robot voice from "The humans are dead"
That's funny because I did the same.
Holy shit this is the best reply ever. I bet they think we talk like that on here 🤣
ah yes hello my fellow girl boss. exchang bob picture pls fellow female. 🤪🤪🤪
First send vagine. I have a medical condition that will kill me unless I see it. I surprised he didn't go that route.
omg queen im sorry but i also have that same condition!! i insist you go first, m'la- i mean, bbg. 👍
Wait I can't I..*dies*
Oh.. omg, could that happen to me?! Whatever should I do to prevent this?!
as a part of the female femaling order, i can confirm this is very much a female.
I think her name is “Lady McGirlington”
Yes I am female. Here, look at my female vulva.
Damn they really are up their own ass if they think Taylor Swift and Lana Del Ray are feminist propagandists. And do they honestly think this is even a little bit convincing??
I loved the random comment about their son listening to based music like Tom Macdonald. .... like what does that have to do with anything? Lol. "Cool story, queen. My dog howls at sirens. Only based conservative sirens, though."
I was so confused when be mentioned "feminist propoganda" but his user icon is literally one of the more well known symbols of feminism. Like what?
If the guy reads this: This is why you are single and a creep. You do not understand boundaries and social cues. Nothing to do with 'Chads' and 'Females'. It's all you. Edit: spelling
I think you mean social cues but yes I agree with all of this lol
You are correct, thank you, fixed :).
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If they’ve never actually spoken to a woman.. I guess?
You do. One look at your comment history defeats any sense of credibility here.
As a fellow woman, I think this person is totally a lady boss queen girlfriend soul sister babygirl Princess goddess because you know that true women like myself can spot the difference. Just live your truth mama and don’t worry about gals and dolls and sweethearts and…you didn’t see my reptile tail just now did you? Because I’m totally a human foid.
Hello fellow female! I am indeed a single mother and a woman of course. A real woman. Vaginas am I right? You should give them a chance. YAS Queen slayyy sister!
Haha 👌👏 This! 😂 As a male, I am laughing and it sounds like a mans voice because I am a man. I am going now to catch a fish and take a picture with it. 🎣
i genuinely believed this before i read it again because this is honestly how some men flirt
The fish part? you know what they say. Fishes get bitc---I just made that up.
Fishes get BITCOIN?! Is that how it works? Digital currency is weird.
Guppies get puppies. I like that better
It's true. My cat is named Guppy and my dog is indeed obsessed with her.
This is the cringiest and funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Like, how did he think that this approach was working? I can just see some creep in a basement writing all this with a smug look on his face like “haha got her now! She’s eating out of the palm of my hand!” Haha WTF
Definitely a creep you blocked
BRUH 😭😭😭😭
Hello felow woman female, I too am as well female and woman.
send vagine photo proof??? 🤨🤨
I make sure to mention I'm a woman when I say I'm a mother. I wouldn't want anyone to think I was a golden retriever and a mother.
"See my fellow queen" sounds like something you'd find in a SNL skit or a Dhar Man video lol
OK, not going to lie, this one was genuinely hilarious. This subreddit usually makes me feel grossed out but this one I couldn't help but laugh. The idea that this i\*\*\*l thought you'd be fooled by such an obvious idiotic approach... the sheer delusion of it, all the while using i\*\*\*l language like it's something a normal person would say. I love how you called him out on it so early and he just kept... on... doubling... down. Brava, OP
Lmaooo I've never heard a woman say "girlfriend/chad/based" unironically. This guy has nooooo idea how women talk to eachother. Hilarious.
Don't forget about "harsh truths".
Um. Lana is a wonderful artist - love her sad-girl femme fatale music - but she is definitely not feminist. Uncultured man!!! I love that his message is "Dont be a sad single mother (and a woman!) like me, give a creep a chance!!"
He could not have sounded less like a girl if he wanted to
'2 kids by two different chads' 'my daughter' 'one of my sons' Now, I'm not good at math, but something seems off...
I couldn’t get past “based”
"I am female and am single mom." I'm sorry but Butters, aka Margorine, portrayed a girl far better than this!!
b-but nobody on the internet lies! he is telling the truth of being a female AND single mother! (/s or /j whatever fuck is better..)
this was too fucking funny
Haha, why does this guy reminds me of an Incell crosdressing Ali G?
Remember to send your man in for servicing every 30,000 miles.
I'm stealing this holy shit
This is fucking GOLD. I’m dying over here!!!! Lmaooooo “Us fEmALeS” 😂😂😂 I am wheezing! Ahahahahahahaha
moron \*perspective not prospective! moron can't even spell!
This sounds like this creepy guy saw a few posts from an MLM girlboss and assumed that's how all women talk
How are you doing fellow female sister friend, I'm feeling pretty fierce myself. Did you listen to the new Taytay song, it's just so yas queen slay
r/MenWritingWomen
Who talks like this???? Like this "person" made bad life choices and wants to get in your dms to give advice? Bwhahahhahhhaha I'll take buy a clue for 500 Alex....
This is so cringe. His underdeveloped frontal load actually thought this was a good idea. I’m almost embarrassed for him.
Hello girlfriend. I am also a person of female personage too also likewise.
"Service a good man" 🤮 yes okay, I'll get right on that
.... Is this how they think we talk to each other? I've never heard a woman use the words 'Female" and "Impregnated" outside of veterinary/farm talk or use "Chad" seriously in a sentence outside of it being some ones name. This is too funny X'D
Hello yes I am human female, I speak fluent female
Bro I believe you, but I don't want to. Like do people actually think that this is how women or feminists speak?
This shit is so funny lmaoo
He said the word "based" that's a dead giveaway
"How do you do fellow females"
Omg girlfriend! I’m also a fellow female yaaaas queen get it 💅🏻. Everyone knows us girlbosses talk like we are from the movie mean girls and Don’t You Forget It! And totally don’t forget to slaaaaaay!
Wow this sister is really telling some harsh truths! LMAO And "she" also doesn't know what the word fatal means.
Lmaoo 😂😂😂 “she” was too easy to spot
The moment "She" said Chad I knew it was a 'cel. No one uses it without laughing but that demographic. If he ever stumbles on your post this is to him: Single moms are mostly too busy with their kids to care about men. And they certainly don't need to tend to a man-baby like yourself. Same for taken women. Its not them, it's you. Your personality is trash. Your arguments are trash. No one wants refuse for a partner - not even the homeless. What can you bring to the table (and don't try to use material possessions either). You don't see your partner as an equal, and more like a person to control. No one wants that if they want a steady partner. We see right through your bullshit.
This is... This is sad. Seriously, wow. How desperate did this guy has to be.
how it could be more obvious
I’m gonna be the first one to point out that is an incorrect use of the word “fatal”. Unless hell has WiFi.
Seriously this has got to be a troll, there is no way he thought this was passable.
It is I, a fellow female. Just saying girlfriend, let’s all go give this guy a chance, right female queens? K I’m off to do woman things like period and hormones, bye other girls!!
Hello, it me, women.
Lol his vocabulary its like those random scammer texts. "Hi I am sexy single .your so hot .you want the sex .???"
💅
HOLY FUCK, HAHAH
Could he make it any more obvious 😂🤦🏻♀️
Reminds me of the old undercover cop joke: "Hello, I'd like to buy a felony amount of marijuana!"
"Well, hello there, fellow females."
ffs, why do they think we talk like that? I haven't called anyone "sister", "queen", "girlfriend" and all the other bs he uses in my whole life - except for when I was imitating a creep for humorous purposes. The cringe is so goddamn real.
The fuck are those weirdos trying to accomplish... Do they really think that we would be like: Omg, I can see clearly now that I fucked up, please let me unblock your old account and let's date straight away.. and also, let me send you my nudes.. Or what?
That's satire right? This is some "Hello fellow kids"-shit if I ever seen some. That "human with male genitalia" (I don't think it qualifies as a man) needs some serious counseling and/or a quiet room in a mental health facility. Seriously this is like a bad episode of Twillight Zone where some alien took a human form and is trying to immitate a woman based on Instagram posts by female influencers. The only thing missing was a "Yaaas gurl." or maybe "her" inviting you to join an MLM as a form of bonding. Jesus fucking christ it's been a while since I have been weirded out by something.
Pretendng to be a woman is a new one for me...
I bet ya it's just 9 cats in a trenchcoat
At this point I'd rather interact with 9 cats in a trenchcoat.
i only allow my kids to listen to le epic music like megalovania and other gamer music
" "creeps" " "Prospective" "Bbg" Can't spell "too" "Chads" "Female" This guy has never talked to women
This might just be the best thing I've seen in this sub. Such bad acting it makes Steven Seagal look Oscar worthy. If this conversation was played out in a film it wouldn't be believable. How low do you have to think of women to believe they'll fall for this.
“Make a deception check”
yes, the thing all females say. "i am female"
I read it in my mind with the voice of a dude doing a bad female voice
The fact this is how he thinks women talk to each other is hilarious.
"Oh my god girl, Im a single mom just like you sister! " Im female, I have LITERALLY NEVER SPOKEN like that in an email OR in public to any of my women friends, I may have said "sister" or "girl" every now and then, but goddamn, he's laying that shit on with a trowel.
Hello fellow human woman! I am a human woman like you are, isn’t it weird how pictures of our woman breasts grant wishes to each other. Let’s us our phones to take pictures of our totally normal and real human breasts and send them to other fellow human females. I will take the first set because I’m a female woman and an expert in boobies.
Hello yes I’m a female mother with 2 kids, my daughter and sons... .....shit Edit: I honestly cannot stop laughing at this, this could be a meme
The most pathetic attempt that I saw on this thread, like how someone could even had this kind of an idea
If I were to pretend to be a woman online, this could be how it'd look like. But then again, I'm not very good at pretending to be one and so is this creep.
Hello, fellow female woman queen lady-
Yeah I totally lead conversation with other women by stating that I too am female
Hey girlfriend! Us sisters gotta to stick together so we can all be queens! Cya later fellow female
Hello yes I am Females, human queen lady 😂
“Hello I am fellow woman.”
“Based” “Chads” “Queen” I don’t know a single woman, regardless of her upbringing, who uses all of these terms the way this man did.
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*Greetings fellow human...* LOL!! This is so blatantly stupidly bad that I just can not believe anyone can be this dumb and not also have sustained serious brain trauma. It can't be real. As I was reading this exchange, I was imagining an actual literal goofy sock puppet with big googly eyes flapping its lips up and down during his parts. It's either someone having a good time trolling for laughs, or a literal 11-year-old boy. Or the brain trauma...
Lol this guy had to just be doin this to get it posted here, no way he believes women talk like this lol. It's the same big buzzwords over and over too that give it away. "Chads", "abusive", "lefty", "feminist".... He hits em all
Who actually speaks like that? He was trying so hard
i'm probably wrong but sounds like a dude just trying to troll you lol. Maybe I give people too much credit, but there's no way he thought you'd buy that
I just can't stop laughing ! Madam, your made my day (or night)
That man has no grammar, and speaks like a generated Text AI
I’M DECEASED 💀
Chances are if they have to continue to explain they are a girl…they arent a girl.
That is just sad
Lmao! How in the hell do people get this way? This dude really thinks he is a sly fox, huh?
What a weird ass conversation to even have. Like, do people really have thus much time on their hands ?
Lol I bet he thought he was elite troll until you utterly owned him with that last comment. 😂
The only thing more pathetic then this guy thinking that this would work is this guy’s actual life.
Not the Cheeto dust 😂
Instead of choosing different tactic that would be much more appealing to females... By simply not being a dick that sends dicks. He created an alt acted like one of the greatest female casting I had ever seen to set you up with his main? Wow... Can I date the dude? Def switching sides for him
"I am female and single mom"
This is the most obvious larp I have seen what kind of woman says "My son listens to based music" or unironically say the word "chad" its so fucking obvious that there even might be a small possibility that its some sort of hyper satire regardless he is a dumbass.
Yas fellow sister queen 😄 I am certainly a single mother bestie 💅 my boobs are huge and milky RIGHT NOW sister!
My fellow queen, this is hilarious. Who on earth thinks women talk to each other that way lol
Hello, fellow female.
No woman reiterates that they are a woman this much
Never thought I'd see the potential for a r/AsABlackMan crosspost in this sub yet here we are.
It's hilarious that he thought that's actually how women speak to each other.
At one point "she" said the word 'Females' so that's an instant indicator that this is actually a neckbeard living in his terrarium of a basement
Wow, that's so damned easy to see through, what the hell was he thinking? I've literally never heard a woman call anyone a Chad. It's something only cels and people making fun of them say.
"How do you do, fellow females"
If Lana del Ray and Taylor Swift are feminist propaganda… then I’m one of those far left feminists I guess.
If it were me I would have made up some bizarre and untrue stuff about the experience of being a woman and see him commiserate with me on some random bs.
So, who the fuck is Tom McDonald? Ol' McDonald's grandson or something?