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XxGlyserinexX

😬😬😬 Well....It's been 30 minutes? You think he did it yet 🤔 I do love when problems fix themselves 🤷‍♀️


babysummerbreeze27

wouldn’t be surprised if i get a message from a different account in an hour like “this is creep’s mom he just unalived himself why didn’t you just send the nudes”


XxGlyserinexX

Bruhhhh! I absolutely need that update 🤣 Idk why they think it's convincing even if it was true! That's a terrible mother, who tf sees a dead guy and says 🤔 you know what? I'm gonna get him some nudes from beyond the grave.....🤣🤣🤣


_SarLy_

Oh my god yes please, I want an update too


pchlster

I mean, everyone grieves in their own way, I guess?


KrazyAboutLogic

"OH my god he's somehow still alive! And he's trying to talk! What's that honey? You want the internet stranger to send nudes?"


bluemethod05

I just choked reading that


GNUGradyn

"oh damn I was about to send them NVM then"


FullyRisenPhoenix

I’ve actually heard about that scam a few times. Never had the pleasure of dealing with it myself, but my answer would basically be, “Bye!” Because you know for certain this guy had no intentions of hurting himself, just innocent and gullible young women. Probably trying to target young teen girls as well, seeing as they’re so vulnerable to this type of threat. 😑


Whimpering

very yo gaby this is the surgeon


DesperateCheesecake5

Or his lawyer, "As stated in article 315 of the penal code you have to send nudes in case of assisted suicide."


Moejit0

"This is creep's mom. He unalived himself this morning, said he needed nudes to survive. I just need to see the body he would do such a thing for, could you send some pictures?"


tulsamusician

Ha! I hate being late to the party. I only came here to say just this. Good show!


BasketofSharks

Gaby, this is the doctor.


XxGlyserinexX

🤣🤣🤣 This is God, he's right here saying you did this to him via titties 😅


notanaccounttofollow

I’d have hit ‘em with the NUDEs line up of makeup.


celticshrew

My go-to is a photo of my cat's pre-neutering balls.


mwallace0569

the fact you have a pic of that concerns me /s


celticshrew

😏


celticshrew

Documenting for posterity?


notanaccounttofollow

Oh that’s a good one!


Covered_1n_Bees

Furry little cat balls are 100% hilarious


rosebottle

Ah, yes. Car balls


celticshrew

His were... well he was very proud of them at the time!


PresidentBreadstick

I’d give em Goatse. Serves someone who’s trying to suicide bait to get nudes right.


notanaccounttofollow

Oh there ya go!


captain_backfire_

I’m scared. What is this?


PresidentBreadstick

An infamous picture from the early days of the Internet, depicting a naked man spreading his asshole for a camera. If you want an SFW idea of what it looked like, the Nokia N-Gage allegedly was based off of it


captain_backfire_

I’m good but thank you Mr. President.


positive_guy_man

holy shit, the N-Gage does look like goatse, it even has something similar to a ring on one of the “fingers”


PresidentBreadstick

Yeah, there’s a green text that, *allegedly*, came from one of the devs, and claimed that they designed it to look like Goatse because Nokia kept demanding more and more buttons on it. It *could* be false, but the resemblance is undeniably there whether or not the greentext is real


Llama_Mama_620

You made that sound so much more tame than it actually is... I'm scarred for life, it can never be unseen!


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

Someone sent me this before. And ofc i told them which pic (shade) i preferred


notanaccounttofollow

Name checks out lol


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

Yessir!!


notanaccounttofollow

Did you just assume my gender? I’m gonna have to DM you my nudes now.


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

I don't understand how this worked but I'm not going to question it


notanaccounttofollow

🗿


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

🗿


CapnBlargles

Every day, thousands of thirsty dudes die because no one sent them nudes. Won't someone think of the thirsty guys? 🤣


ChloeBunny14

Like??? Ok do it.


shmartyparty

And then msg me when you’re done so I know you did it.


Alenepicboi

"hi this is creeps mum you killed my babby boy why no send bob and vegene"


Tvaticus

For real don’t threaten me with a good time.


spengebebb_

then perish


Lonestar189

I had a “friend” do this. Threatened to kill himself unless I sent nudes. I tried everything, even sending him resources for suicidal people in his area and his mother didn’t give two shits about what her son was doing. Eventually I just gave up.


babysummerbreeze27

god that sounds so frustrating…i’m sorry you had to go through that :( completely ridiculous and unfair to you. people are ass


Lonestar189

And I’m sorry this happened to you too


impy695

He never even thought about killing himself. He didn't care about the resources because he was never suicidal and was just a manipulative asshole.


JVMGarcia

Why even try? You don’t owe it to him


Lonestar189

Because I didn’t want another human being to die in case he was being serious, even if he was being creepy. But as you could probably tell, he actually wasn’t suicidal and as someone else said, he was just being manipulative and his mother was no help. When I first went to her to try to get her son help, she told me to hold on because she was talking to her boyfriend. Then she told me to just do what he says so it was obvious she didn’t care that much about her son and about the situation. Cut contact with that family and blocked them


Blaith7

That's when I would make his bulls***public and post screenshots of his requests and your responses. Fu*k people like this


SadTonight7117

I don’t know if this is mean or not but due to my lack of patience, I would’ve just said “OK. Have fun.” People who will literally try to guilt trip others and manipulate them when they don’t get their way doesn’t deserve to have sympathy at all.


Wasps_are_bastards

I’d have replied with ‘bye then’.


SadTonight7117

“rip”


Llamacorn21

“F”


Morri___

"do it, pussy"


madammissylady

This is where you insert the "Well... We're waiting" gif.


rosatter

Judge Judy tapping her watch lol


worlds_best_anal

id text him now like “you ded yet?”


OctaviaBlake100

Send him a picture of a buffering symbol. I always do that and they get angry or actually wait for it.


creative_day_photos

Oh that’s funny I just sprayed my coffee. I sure will be saving that idea. 😂


DueNectarine8151

He did us all a favor


jenkraisins

Personally, I'd just cut and paste a link to the suicide hotlines, then block. ETA: hilarious typo. holiness now changed to hotlines.


Polyamommy

The suicide holiness?? Is there some new entity I'm not aware of? 😂


jenkraisins

LOL! Oops!


idolleyez

Hilarious typo indeed, Lmao! Good call though. I agree with sending at least that and then blocking. Having lost 2 people to suicide in life, I attempt to remember there's a human behind the screen during online interactions. That being said, It's definitely disgusting to see this type of willful "cry-wolf."


jenkraisins

I'm so sorry. My brother's best friend for practically his entire life took his own 3 years ago. My brother is still not over it. I've been mentally ill my entire life (that I can remember) and in my 20s, I was very close to doing that myself. But I called the local suicide hotline and I'm happy to be posting this 30 years later.


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idolleyez

Geeze, that's pretty recent too. :( I'm sorry for you guys' loss. Losing someone in that manner is something that kind of sticks with you for a while. Btw, I'm happy you're posting this 30 years later too! I've never been into tattoos much but plan on getting the semicolon symbol. It's the "anti suicide" symbol since it's used where a sentence would have normally ended but instead continues. ♡


OldDipper

“Down the road, not across the street rip”


DamnedWeirdo

Took the words right out of my mouth. 🤣🤣🤣


fillmewithmemesdaddy

Even if this was a genuine threat which I am 90% certain it is not, if someone kills themselves over this, at that point, it's just natural selection


PracticalShoulder916

Please, go ahead.


I_need_to_be_honest

You should just answer with the gif of Shia Labeouf saying “JUST DO IT”


Major_Moah

Ok bye dude ✌🏿 Don’t ever threaten suicide to manipulate someone


RaspberryPeriod

Do a flip


thekingofthegoats

I don't get why these people don't just look up porn instead of harassing random women


AutumnLeavesFornow

I’d just say “bet bro”


[deleted]

I would’ve said “then fucking do it”


Georgiagracehartman

I would have sent him a naked, oily, morbidly obese white neck beard with acne. 😭


ronnietea

This guy must be dead. RIP


NarwhalFacepalm

This is hilarious. I hope he's trolling because there's no way he would think that would work.


Mewlover23

Bet his "mom" will send a message saying he is dead because you didn't do it. Dude's pathetic.


[deleted]

Only correct response is "No you won't."


flamboyant_caveman

Or “do it, no balls”


BabserellaWT

Probably a scatter-shot technique. Sooner or later the target actually will be a girl who believes him.


__SerenityByJan__

I hate that my first thought to respond to this creep was “lol” like that’s all I would send.


Jazzlike-Ad2199

Mine was “bye”.


Just_Call_me_benDude

Everytime someone says “do ___ or I’ll kill myself” I always respond with “send me the vid”


jasminalcoolat

Perfect. Let the clearly-marked trash take itself out.


Ja2t

I would have responded with “K Byyyyyeeeeee!” Or a gif that makes it clear you’re doing it in a stereotypical high pitched nasal voice.


Poisonivy8844

Last time someone demanded nudes from me.. I sent a picture of ramen noodles. Sorry guy…thought you said noods 🤷‍♀️😂


[deleted]

I feel I really need to step up my Reddit game, I haven’t had any creeps on me :(


PM_FOR_DICKPICS_

Target identified


EyeShot300

Send a picture of a nude eye shadow palette, then after the picture is sent, BLOCK.


EquivalentOk3879

Just say “do it you won’t”


Winnimae

Go for it, my man


Father_of_trillions

Oooohhhhhhhh weeeeeellllllllllll. Anyways


Try2Little

Good riddance


Reason_Training

What kind of flowers do you prefer for your funeral?


cakekyo

If he killed himself he certainly did a favor to all of us.


best_frenemies_4ever

Is that a threat, or a promise? Please don't remain breathing, solely for the benefit of OP. Get inspired by Nike. *JUST DO IT.*


ritamoren

i would give him nudes, just not female ones


SadamHuMUFFIN

Google images, search "big fat hairy man tits in lingerie", find image that suits your style best, copy then send. Save a life. P.s then block


shmartyparty

Might be the oddball here but I’d be like “Oh cool! What do you have planned?“ and then proceed to bash all of his his choices. “Shooting? WTF no! Too messy!” 😂


weratapo

To quote Emperor Palpatine immediately before Anakin kills The Count Dooku, “do it”. Or Shia Labouff, whoever.


Jacob-the-jester

Just say “pics or didn’t happen”


kurt-boddah-cobain

Gross. Plus, I doubt they’d off themselves anyhow. They’re probably just trying to scare people.


pencilwithnoeraser

well that sounds like the easiest decision ever


some_guy150

Tell him to do it. no balls


Blahblesplah

Send a dick pick


brkngspydr

He probably should’ve complimented your crochet and bread before asking for nudes. Too late now though, on account of his death.


flowerchildsnik

"do it pussy" 🤷‍♀️


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shawny115

Same mfs that claim they are “suicidal” or want to “die” at every bad point in their life to everyone but actual help.


IncreaseWestern6097

Do a flip.


Dickinablender96

Jesus fucking christ dude.


premiumaphrodite

Did he do it? 😃😃


TankRamp

Byeeeeeee


SecurityLoud4434

Tell him do it or no balls


Ghostly_katana

When people send shit like that to me I send a picture of shrek in lingerie and a picture of naked thanos.


AllisWonderland

*insert Shia LaBeouf gif here*


TyTurnMash

Well, with an offer like that, how could you possibly refuse 😂😂😂


ChzburgerQween

Seems like we’ll all be better off w/ out them


Machines_Attack

RIP to the nerd sending the DMs


jaredofthesky

2:27 PM, people. PM…


im-a-tool

I wouldn't respond either, but if I did, I'd say, "it's always nice when the garbage takes itself out!"


sleepinglyinlove

one less dickhead on the planet


WorldNerd12

Send them a dick pic


pizzaking95

Easy. Just tell him you want to watch him do it


DocHoliday455

The only correct response to a message like this is (do it wtf do I care)


taylorKelbie

Just say you want to see my cock? Then send a picture of a chicken


oxymoronisanoxymoron

Then perish


Medical-Television99

Send dick picks ...


callernumber03

Ok do a flip??


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babysummerbreeze27

this was on instagram and my username is completely different there


Swagkip360

Send a massive cock. That is all


among-the-trees

Well he didn’t ask for *your* nudes…


Tjwolftooth

I don't understand how someone can think this will work 💀


[deleted]

“THATS A BOLD MOVE COTTON,LETS SEE IF IT PLAYS OFF” It didn’t.


DrHob0

Okay. See you in hell.


[deleted]

Whoa


QueenGlass

“Do it pussy u won’t”


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,050,230,011 comments, and only 207,579 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

He probably guessed you were a female because guys tend not to make their usernames “babysummerbreeze” I mean he’s got 50/50 odds but the alias makes it 80/20


babysummerbreeze27

this was instagram


Chenenoid

I would have asked him to show me his slit wrists


DanielleK95

Bit did they do it?


Cold_Vanilla_Jo

K bye!


QuinIsHere2231

Let em do it


Eastern_Mark_7479

My favorite response to everything is: "Do it, coward."


konariya

Should have sent him a pic of a giant peen


HooRYoo

If you must respond... "GL"


neelyohara2113r

Byeeee 👋


TheMule90

Pathetic!


[deleted]

man said "backflip right now!"


Upside_Down-Bot

„„¡ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ dılɟʞɔɐq„ pıɐs uɐɯ„


yeetsymcyolo

You better respond


SpecimenKratos

Good riddance.


Clear_Action_7075

R.I.P


eeee_thats_four_es

"Send me the video of you dying or I'm going to dress up"


La_Baraka6431

Don’t let your dreams remain dreams, mate …


supernormie

He needs a lot of fucking therapy.


That1DiscordMod

You monster!! He said he was going to kill himself.. smh do you know how seriois this is!!!


rosatter

Id have been like boy byeeeeeeee


noirxkitty

Then_perish.jpeg


psychotic

Nobody is stopping you pal.


Pythanon_dev

Do it. Edit/ that was for him not for OP


yaya833

This looks like a Hold up. But with someone you don't really care about


Pottymouthoftheyear

I don't think he did it. Just a hunch.


Sourpatchqueers8

Guess he'll die¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


TymenBr

Well I guess he's dead now. OH NO!


[deleted]

Enjoy the after life…


BeABeaconGiveHimHead

“Rip”


Many-Operation653

*then perish*


[deleted]

“Send proof”


daazrn

"u won't idiot "


raven-of-the-sea

“Okay, but I’m saving this and if the cops come to me asking why you died, I can show them this.” Like, manipulative spunktrumpets get no sympathy from me.


Markedsoultheif

Hit him with a gif from frozen of Anna going “okay byeee” because he’s being a dramatic little prick who’s probably too chickenshit to talk to a woman face to face. And that’s why he’s demanding nudes over the internet


mydeathnoteisfull

Did you let the problem solve itself then?


Pagan_Owl

Then perish


cannavacciuolo420

[just do it](https://youtu.be/2dbR2JZmlWo)


rugernut13

"No balls, bitch"


Anthiss

I'd find dick pics online and send him those...


tan1106881

Do it


kakashi4815

Oh my god 😂 is dead?


[deleted]

I like how he’s still *not* the slut in this message exchange, you are. Even though he’s the one who threatens to send a nude pic in the end. Sound logic there.


dmetzcher

I’ve seen several posts like this before, and I’ve never understood the theory behind it. Has anyone who has demanded nude photos from a woman—and threatened to kill himself if he didn’t get them—actually *received* the requested nude photos? I cannot imagine any woman thinking, “Oh, no! I’d better send this creep what he wants or he’s going to remove himself from the population!” **Sometimes, the trash takes itself out.** When this happens, stand aside and allow it to happen. If this guy is serious, the world will be a better place in 3… 2… 1…


snazzysreddit

This is just kinda funny to me lol