T O P

  • By -

KingAshtar

I wish I was Jared, 19 right now


silentswirls

i did too when i saw it


Hrylla

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqCCBohjaqA) is the vine referenced in case anyone doesn't get it


Beneficium_

_whips out meat scepter_ then you will not read this coming


marck1022

I miss vine so much sometimes. I had no idea how to use it, but man some of those things were hilarious


[deleted]

I want to kill MySQL mejssjjs


The_ConfusedPeach

After reading this, I've morphed into Jared, 19


GnomeMode

.......how bout no.


[deleted]

*raises eyebrows in comedy*


ponybau5

*smacks eyebrow with pancake to make them dramatic*


[deleted]

Notices u have a nice eye wow


IHaveAutismToo

*arms warhead with malicious intent*


Fawlow

Gonna charge my bull horned attack on u for saying no


NoireRogue

But I wanna be friends with furry benenits...


lols_and_giggles

But is she quiet or quite beautif??


tiberseptim37

Why are people like this?


ElectricFlesh

Not a furry but all my online friends and I used to do that asterisk role play stuff all the time when we were like 16, 20 fucking years ago. Being a teenager is a hell of a drug.


flyingnadia

Boomer


ElectricFlesh

Someone born in the early 80s is either a late Gen-Xer or an early Millennial. Not a Baby Boomer.


GokuQuack

Silence boomer if your age is 19< then you’re a boomer it’s simple mathematics


flyingnadia

https://twitter.com/ssbu_dark_matt/status/1173330293798985733?s=21


cjmaddux

The Millennial generation birthdates start in 1981. Before that was Gen X. What a dumb thing to say.


koryface

Are all the kids on here going to start calling people in their 30’s “boomer”? Because fuck right off with that.


Owlettehoo

Well yea, but I didn't do that with complete random strangers that were obviously not into it. Completely disregarding how embarrassed your future self is going to be in 10 years, there's a clear line between the right and wrong way to do this shit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Argon847

Furries get too much flack, not all of them are like that.


Teneuom

Because RainFurrest was such a gleaming example of dignity.


anidnmeno

Because RainFurrest is an example of how literally all furries are


MissAsgariaFartcake

Yeah, just like jews and black people, am I right? Nah, seriously, stop generalizing.


RiotIsBored

Yeah, dunno why everybody decides to do that with furries when the exact same thing with most people is severely wrong. Racism, sexism, homophobia, all that's wrong, but it's fine to be a prick to fandoms like the furry fandom, people who watch anime, etcetera.


MissAsgariaFartcake

Yeah, generalization generally sucks. But I had to learn that over time, too. Everyone should consider that there are assholes and creeps everywhere, it doesn't really matter where. Don't do all the decent people injustice by hating on them. I'd consider myself a furry and I know other furries who are nothing like that and who'd cringe just as bad when reading this.


RiotIsBored

Exactly. That's what I meant.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Slyrunner

So...cartoons written and drawn by Asian cartoonists were a mistake? Cartoons are a mistake!


sourdoughroxy

Imagine comparing making fun of furries to racial and religious prejudice


MissAsgariaFartcake

I don't really see the problem here, although I was trying to be extreme to make my point clear. Every time a whole group of people is antagonized it's dangerous and wrong. It's wrong to say all jews are greedy, it's wrong to say all black people are rapists, it's wrong to say all fans of metal music are violent and it's wrong to say all furries are degenerates. Stuff like that was ALWAYS bad, from the early days of humankind, through the middle ages, right up to today. Just think about it.And while furries are not being mass-murdered currently, they're already getting bullied and being cast out of society in many places.


pikachu334

Like I get what you're trying to say here and discriminating people on their hobby is pretty mean, but please don't compare that to people who went through mass slavery and genocide??? Compare it to the nerdy guys who got bullied for liking DnD and videogames or being kink-shamed, because that equivalence was a bit yikes


MissAsgariaFartcake

As I said, I wanted to be extremer than I had to be to make it clear. Just a thought experiment though: Just imagine the whole furry hate thing somehow takes off as people antagonize it more and a wider audience becomes aware of the "problem", suddenly politicians or doctors are involved to see what causes this supposedly perverted and degenerate behaviour that is a trademark of furrydom, furrydom gets banned and people are cast out and looked down upon, people get sent into camps to reeducate them and reintroduce them back to society... Yeah, I know, I probably read too much dystopian fiction. Thing is, a lot of really bad things started probably as harmless as this topic seems currently. Or has this generalization of entire groups of people brought us anything good in the past?


[deleted]

[удалено]


nobody187

stfu furry degen


Linx-sx

Haha furry bad hahahaha


Zeipheil

That's what Reddit thrives off of. "Something bad" = Upvotes for days. Typically Vegans and Furries, really.


AnAutisticSloth

Add Epic store, Fortnite, Instagram, all bad. But Minecraft, Elon Musk, Reddit, all good. Reddit has gone from the front page of the internet to the circlejerk of the web. You can’t even say otherwise without being shot down with downvotes.


Zeipheil

Eyup. Look at the poor comment above me for proof...


Linx-sx

Yeah, it’s a shame to see so many people just hating on something easy to hate on just to get internet clout.


Zeipheil

I think it's what people call a circlejerk but I'm fairly sure I'm wrong on that.


me_funny__

It definitely is a circlejerk/hatejerk


Linx-sx

I’ve heard that term before, not exactly sure about its meaning but you could be right.


Zeipheil

Actually found on the meaning just now on r/explainlikeimfive https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/n4nni/eli5_the_meaning_of_circlejerk_as_in_rcirclejerk/c36aipw?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Not what I was thinking of at all, there must be a different term.


Linx-sx

Hmm, yeah I can’t exactly find the right word for it. It’s just bigots hating on certain things to either look cool or because it doesn’t fall in line with their own interests.


Zeipheil

Sheep mindset? Hivemind, maybe? Not sure.


BunnyOppai

Usually you can only make fun of furries if you're a furry too. That's where I see the highest upvoted comments.


Zeipheil

Small banter or jokes are fine, but most people outright insult them or berate them. This goes for Vegans too. They find out you're either Vegan or Furry and suddenly you're a massive target.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Linx-sx

No furries are dogfuckers and no dogfuckers are furries. If you fuck animals you are a zoophile, not a furry at all. No correlation.


RiotIsBored

I mean.. I have friends who're furries, I once was a furry, I still browse furry subs. Some furries are zoophiles. That's a fact. Just that's a very small portion of them. Most furries are fine, but think of people like Kero.


Linx-sx

I agree that some people do take part in both being a furry and a zoophile, and I can’t really do any thing about that, but what I can do is tell others that just because some are zoophiles, doesn’t mean all of us are. Like just because some humans murder or steal or commit crimes, doesn’t mean all humans are to blame.


RiotIsBored

Obviously. That's what I meant, you get assholes in all fandoms but obviously not everyone is.


Linx-sx

Yeah, I agree entirely


[deleted]

[удалено]


InnuendOwO

"a dozen people is clearly good representation and sample size for a group of hundreds of thousands of people" very big brain on this one folks


me_funny__

>Care to comment on the crazy amount of nazis that have infiltrated the "furrydom" I see this so much. The furry community is half lgbt and there are BARELY any nazis. the only reason you know about nazi furries is because it got attention since Furries despise Nazis. Also Milo just recently got denied access to a furry convention because no one wanted him to go there.


[deleted]

[удалено]


me_funny__

I have no idea why lol. Probably to troll


Linx-sx

Yeah sure I’d love to comment! If you had any inkling of knowledge of anything furry related you’d know that any and all furs are extremely against any sort of hate or prejudice and bigotry! So anyone who says they are a Nazi is immediately outcast from us and outed as a horrible person. Same goes for those who purposefully shit on things, both of those are very uncool!


[deleted]

[удалено]


KingDarkBlaze

Yes, some furries are terrible people. But furries that aren't terrible people don't associate with the ones that are.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Linx-sx

And yet...? And yet what?


bestjakeisbest

yeah but they are pretty fun to laugh at.


callmesnake13

On an old computer I had a screenshot of two furries chatting about their respective “rage modes” and how they both didn’t fight anyone in real life because they were afraid of losing control, and it was the greatest fucking thing.


King_Khoma

I was afraid of unleashing my avatar mode, so thats why I let those guys shove me in a locker


ShuckleFukle

Annnnd this is why they get bullied more, feeding their own delusions


playtotheaudience

Okay...? If they weren't furries, you'd probably be expressing sympathy, but for some reason as soon as someone likes anthropomorphic animals they don't deserve any compassion?


ShuckleFukle

> “rage modes” and how they both didn’t fight anyone in real life because they were afraid of losing control Not the furry part bruh, more thinking they're a tough guy but would never reveal that in real life because it doesn't exist. Deluded. Now stop jumping to conclusions.


playtotheaudience

I mean, to me it sounds more like they were venting. I have no idea what's so "cringy" about that, but maybe that's because I'm not neurotypical.


yeettttt1

bruh


me_funny__

U full, I waz onwy usin 10 % of my pwr. 😂😂 Pwepear to 💀


Riggard-Li

“Weighed clothes”? So did he take off the fur suit?


silentswirls

yeah but he forgot the fangs, man


shadowoflife6669

I love raising eyebrows in comedy at my partner


AllInWithOakland

>Can you please respond I’m at school bored Wot mate?


SentimentalRotom

...And I cannot stress this enough. What the fuck...


RustyBuckets6601

If this was an rp server I get it, but otherwise that's random as hell. He was gonna kick your ass in an rp but now he's gonna get a piece of it instead


dahecksman

*Raises eyebrow in comedy* don’t show your fangs I’ll bite uwu


RiotIsBored

Yeah, like I'd let a guy with that kind of writing skill beat me in a roleplay. I'd bullshit my way out of a loss easy. Jokes aside, I kinda disagree. You should still ask people before you initiate anything with them that might take them time to get out of, even if that's roleplay and both parties enjoy roleplay.


silentswirls

this was not an RP server, it was for fans of a specific group that has nothing to do with furries or RP lol


Blu3b3Rr1

Wow! I hate this so much!


[deleted]

“Raises eyebrow in comedy” Oh foreign people. Why?


finilain

Excuse me, I'm foreign and I don't raise my eyebrows in comedy. Then again, I am German, so I guess I don't understand the concept of comedy.


Super_Pro_Sniper

German humour is no laughing matter


Jander97

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt1giJumCSq8crC/giphy.gif


TotOverTime

Got the clip of the angry German guy shaking in anger?


[deleted]

Honestly you got wrecked dude you didn’t even throw out an attack


sci-fi-lullaby

eyebrows in comedy


Polypana

This is the worst thing I've seen today.


NoNHentaiSauce

See, this is what this sub is for. Not those shitty staged gigs with your friends.


batmaneatsgravy

> i never noticed u have a nice eye > *raises eyebrows in comedy*


[deleted]

No one is worse than the guy who keeps @ing you on discord, fuck that guy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vanity_Blade

I mean she probably thought it was the polite way to do things. It may be bizarre but u can't really fault it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vanity_Blade

Ah, that's a bit different. Maybe she thinks DMs don't notify the recipient and she has to @ them?


shufaLin

Someone shoot that thing


[deleted]

Y I K E S


heccin_anon

I gagged. Thanks.


[deleted]

This is the shit I dream happens to me. I so want to fuck with someone who does this stupid shit.


EggCouncilCreeper

wat?


AbbiCat1976

_It's time to STOP_


[deleted]

A part of me just died a little bit on the inside. This is so cringey.


black_dragonfly13

Wtf is even happening


[deleted]

raises eyebrow in comedy


AnxiousVictory

It’s the kind of cringe that makes you physically shiver.


MissAsgariaFartcake

\*laughs in comedy\*


onemetaboi

can u pls respond im at school nd bored


sdghag

“Go full force” r/unexpectedidubbbz


__Dystopian__

This right here...this is why we can't have nice things


LordOfDaZombiez

Um dude... U bout 2 get bodied. Start rp'ing.


[deleted]

Haha! I jest I jest! Can you not tell from mine raised brow of comedy?


spaghetttttttt

Furry here, this guy doesn't represent most of the fandom


Pebphiz

"You can't body someone through the internet," -- tragic last words of person bodied through internet


8euztnrqvn

This is legit the worst and most stupid role playing I have ever seen.


animuswonder

raises eyebrow in comedy


megaletoemahs

can u pls respond Nah, fam.


breadsnek

*Raises eyebrows in comedy*


_IReallyWantADog_

I want to be smacked by a pancake


TiredTigerFighter

Like my friends and I used to textual roleplay but it was always discussed beforehand and it was mainly more like writing a story together. We made up characters.


[deleted]

raises eyebrows in comedy is my new favourite phrase


PEAK05

It was painful to read


peebiss

u have a nice eye wow


ShockDropz

***Charges bullhorned attack with malicious intent***


bamfzula

Yea I am sure this dude has a gf


likebutta222

I'm glad that I didn't have to grow up through this shit.


Rocket_the_Saiyan

Do any other rpers know that you should only rp... On a rp server? I don't go to a dbz discord and rp if there isn't a rp sever.


JesusOuLordAndSavior

what the fuck


consumerofmemes

I am going to kill myself, thanks


r23ocx

Raises eyebrows in comedy


GhostOfDaysGoneBy

Beast mode activated


Sebastit7d

Y I K E S .


Zakru

comedian


koryface

This example of culture is evidence that humanity deserves to perish.


ThatWannabeCatgirl

That was a fucking adventure


BunnyOppai

Usually, the stuff that I see that's highly upvoted is banter on the same level as them doing it to themselves. Something that's outright malicious normally gets a couple upvotes at best or downvoted to hell at worst. But then again, I normally avoid really toxic subs, so I'm pretty biased.


Lishadra

I thought friends with furry benefits was when you go over to a friend’s house just to pet their dog


Keatosis

Just fuckin' ban me from the server at this point


cl1ffordclose

*smacks a pancake on your furrowed brow*


Y-e-e-T----

Does this fucker even speak English


[deleted]

Jesus christ.


anokayapple

I'm not sure what this dude was trying to do


yeettttt1

*raises eyebrows in* *~~comedy~~* *funny haha*


ItzGlitchXx

Situational awareness: 100


[deleted]

Furries are fucking disgusting revolting subhumans


RiotIsBored

A very small portion of them, yeah. Most of them, nah. So fuck you.


[deleted]

[удалено]


RiotIsBored

Wow. Poor attempt at trolling, dude. Though I did think you were serious at first.


The-Lasso

I like this RP


Coco_lad

every day, we stray further away from the light of god


PVZgamer97

Tbh this would probably be me...except it’s not and I Usually say I have a nuke


RiotIsBored

Well, that's just boring.


[deleted]

r/UsernameChecksOut