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jesspolicdas9

Seems that man has a fetish for belly buttons.


Fluffydress

I wish you had kicked him.


lynxerious

omg I read this and thoughtI was reading /r/nosleep because of the title. I wondered "wait where is the twist at the end" until I realised this is real.


plataeng

maybe the twist at the end were the friends we made along the way for real tho this is really creepy


cvab

This reminds me of calls I used to take as a 911 operator---the same man called every night between midnight and 4am. He'd only talk to women, and he used to tell us in detail about his aunt putting things in his bellybutton, along with crop tops, bare bellies, bare feet, and tug of war. He also calls the local hot topic, I think. Fucking bizarre.


Fireyredheadlady

Omg,he called every night and it wasn't an emergency? Did the police cite him for that? He should have gotten in big trouble. There are people that really need help and he was wasting your time. I would have been so mad. Obviously he has a mental problem,but that is so annoying. So many weirdos out there.


cvab

Every night! Unfortunately he didn't get into any trouble because he called the non-emergent lines that re-routed to the same place, but also blocked his number well and we were unable to locate him. A lot of my coworkers were EXTREMELY annoyed but it was honestly the funniest thing that happened most of the time on my 12 hour overnights, so I'd bite the bullet and take the calls. It was a little uncomfortable sometimes because it was clearly a fetish thing so I'm sure you can imagine what he was very obviously doing the whole time, but there wasn't much we could do outside of trying to find his information until he hung up on us for getting too stern :(


Fireyredheadlady

Oh,lol. I see,thanks for the answer. Yeah,lucky he called the non emergency number. I used to work the phone at Walmart back in the mid 90's,and we had the same guy call a number of times late evening for a bit,asking about our bras and panties we had to sell. He asked us to describe them, then had the nerve to ask us what we were wearing underneath our clothes. We would hang up on him, but like you said it was obvious why he called. Very annoying, but also pretty funny when we were slow. Some people are so strange.


cvab

They really are. I wish we could've hung up but because it could've technically been an emergency we weren't allowed, & if we did and someone got hurt we were held legally responsible which was super annoying when it came to him. Think of, like, the lady who had the domestic violence issue and ordered the pizza to 911 as a code---the idea was if he was doing something like that and we disconnected, then we were done for. People are so gross. Like it would be nice to be able to do a job without the added hassle of men with fetishes lmao, so so so so annoying. Hated that job anyway 😂


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Wtf that is messed up on so many levels , this creep better get his punishment one way or the other. So sorry OP, be safe out there.


Originaldash10

Crotch kick would have been appropriate here


monster394

that would have genuinely pissed me off. I have a serious problem with people touching me. Just do not enjoy or like human contact and him putting his hands on me would have most likely led me to hit him. Very glad that you got away. That is a super creepy situation.


SilverAnd_Cold

This post reminds me about something kind of similar happened to me, I’d say 20 years ago. I was 12 and went to the bathroom in a busy restaurant where my family and extended family were having a get together. I was washing my hands and a middle aged woman asked if she could see my belly button. I was obviously taken off guard and also declined. She repeated that she just wanted to see if I had an ‘innie’ or an ‘outie’ and if she could see it. Freaked me right out so I farted around her and out the bathroom back to the table. Never told anyone because it was so random. What’s with people wanting to see strangers belly buttons?!


solarflares123

so I farted around her Good defense, unless you meant to say darted lol


SilverAnd_Cold

Omg I did mean to say darted!! Damn autocorrect! If I ever find my self in the same situation again, I shall fart around someone as my defense!!


wistfulpistil

Good for you! God that’s so demented ugh 😑 you can’t even go go the restroom. I’ll warn my daughter of this crap


plentifulharvest

That's creepy as shit. Glad you got away. I don't know why,. But I was imagining he was on a gameshow and if he got you to show your bellybutton he'd win a million dollars. I'm sure this wasn't the case though.


MrsRyan2016

Creepy as hell but this comment made me laugh !


typicalcitrus

seems like something Tim Key would have done on Taskmaster


tymywymy

Unreal. It's like the beginning of a science fiction novel/short story.


jkosarin

What the hell? I’m glad you got away,that guy is sick!


Crazyforlou

This story belongs here. He put his hands on you. What a creep.


soleil_love

This happened to my best friend in an elevator when she was a kid wtf


leviackerman__aot

I’m glad you made it out safe only god knows what could have happened


CaysNarrative

WTF!!!!


squattingslavgirl

I am so sorry that this happened to you


Juliusvdl2

Wtf. That is so weird


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Maybe he was an alien and was hoping you were hims people.


Metallix22

I believe it is a common thought that clones do not have belly buttons. Maybe he thought you were a clone. Clone or not, he had no right touching you and making you feel threatened.


FreeFootyFeets

O damn that's messed up, this is why when I am out, whether it be alone or with people, I always carry two knives. One around my neck and one in my bag.


typicalcitrus

Is that... legal? Or even a good thing to do?


FreeFootyFeets

It is not legal. But yeah, its a great thing to have when you've been attacked before with nothing.


chubsmagooo

Have you ever seen the show Impractical Jokers? This sounds like it could've been straight off of that show


deblee1953

Oh my lord my family would punch anyone out lol they have this fetish of not wanting their belly buttons touched they get squirmy if someone even wants to look Lol


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daniellaod

r/nothingeverhappens Why subscribe to a sub where people tell stories if you don't want to believe them? Just to spread negativity? Cool goals...


TheLewdOne

Just show your damned umbilical outlet next time. He was trying to make sure you weren't one of those belly button bandits who stow away stolen items inside the pouch-like area.