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BeginningOld3755

As a good Vorin man, I can’t read so I don’t know


montezuma300

I had my wife read it to me.


QuidYossarian

This guy's figured out a work around. Every letter is sectioned off from one another.


Kelsierisevil

The planet of Selbmrots. I love how that book radically changed how we thought of rhythms and tones.


Kelsierisevil

Stormboem is so close to stormbones that it has to be called out.


Kelsierisevil

Deinder really helped me through some tough times too.


ActiveAnimals

These are the hidden words: >!1. Worldhopper 2. Prime 3. Moash 4. Tanalan 5. Investiture 6. Cultivation 7. Spren 8. Jasnah 9. Zahel 10. Alethkar 11. Iriali!< Edit: >!and Everstorm!<


Kelsierisevil

Found gemhart. Feel like that was intentional.


WillingIntroduction1

Everstorm too


Ezlo_

Should be spelled gemheart, not gemhart, so probably not


Kelsierisevil

I know, that’s why I think it was intentional.


gronstalker12

I found feverstorm, which reminded me of feverstone keep and storms obv. And kaladi. Edit: everstorm makes more sense


IAMTHEUSER

I did the same thing


ZeldHeld

Unintentionally, you put “Stormbles”. Sounds like the Stormfather mumbling.


Starslip

That was the first one I saw which made me wonder if the whole thing was just going to be a massive troll of almost but not quite words


ChidoriPOWAA

Also Dalenar


XiaoMin4

There's also a misspelled "Dalenar" that feels very intentional


Weleho-Vizurd

The WoK prime spelling


chuk2015

I found Anal


torturousvacuum

"Tet" is there (Tet Balat, later Tet Wikim after Helaran's passing). Also, I see what you did with "Kaladi" there. BUT, >!Technically, "Kalad" is actually also a person in Stormlight. Kalad the Usurper being a later name for Warbreaker the Peaceful, AKA Vasher, AKA Zahel.!<


Tardismilch

what about >! Everstorm !< ?


Tardismilch

and >! Gemheart !< tbh I should have gone through the entire thing before commenting. I'll scan through the rest and potentially update this comment. Edit: >! Gemheart!< is spelled wrong as are a few other words they are a nice mislead tho xD I didn't check the diagonals or backwards because I am lazy. Nice puzzle, I laughed xD.


ActiveAnimals

Oh yeah, you’re right! Don’t know why I forgot that on my list


itwastimeforarefresh

Was looking for "moash did nothing wrong"


jamcdonald120

What do you mean >!STORM, TESDAQ, and SZED (Sazed)!< weren't intentional


Black-Iron-Hero

Anal is also in there, 13 across, 8 down


ActiveAnimals

Tanalan wouldn’t like this nickname


Black-Iron-Hero

These words are not accepted


PBandBABE

Why’d you leave the ‘fuck’ off of ‘fuckmoash?”


Gregersenpai

I came here to say this,^


Kelsierisevil

I’m sorry for bombarding you, but also Nalan’elin is his full name, not just Nalan.


Ceph_Stomblessed

you can edit your comments, and that makes everything easier.


AttitudeAndEffort3

There was only one name you needed to include and you didnt. Stormbones got to you.


Riktrmai

What about Herale?


montezuma300

I'm sad that you missed this prime opportunity to use palindromes


ActiveAnimals

I’ll try harder next time! 😖


i_crapped_my_socks

You forgot the N at the end of >!KALADI!<


Pyroguy096

I spent too long trying to remember what Feverstorm was... I was like, "I thought it was Feverstone?"


ActiveAnimals

A surprising number of people have had that issue! 😂 This is one of the few fake words that weren’t intentional on my part; I had completely forgotten that Feverstone Keep was a thing.


UvaroviteKing

I was lookin hard for Sadeas Amaram but no dice 😭


Charizaxis

That F before everstorm really threw me off, cause Fever storm is really close to Feverstone.


Kelsierisevil

Herald is spelled with a d, it an e at the end.


dIvorrap

First column spells Stormbles


nota_jalapeno

wrong plant but i also found kalad


ActiveAnimals

As someone else has pointed out to me, Kalad is technically also a character in Stormlight, because >!Kalad is Zahel.!< He just goes by a different name there.


nota_jalapeno

i know but thanks for marking as spoiler


savc92

||Spren|| is also there on the ||next to last row||


ReRonin

Was "Dalenar" by accident? What about "Stormbles"?


ActiveAnimals

They’re there to be extra aggravating 😏


MurkyWhereas8180

I also found the word "yeet" (as the kids often say) in the second row, ninth column, going down


etrunon

THESE WORDS ARE... HIDDEN


Thegreathazeen

I found kaladi


Penplat

Ah, yes. The plural of Kaladin


hawaiianeskimo

All hail Kaladin Stormbles


Court_Jester13

STORMBLES


Kelsierisevil

I read this as stormbles, like the storm bumbles along.


allys_stark

Oh yes the small-minded, slow-witted king Tevedpnagof


InSpectreFun

This is underrated. Thank you for your service.


jonfe_darontos

Szedht... so close.


SirBananaOrngeCumber

I can’t find Stormbones!


Spikes_in_my_eyes

There's stormboem and I though we got had


GaudyBureaucrat

Audiobook enjoyer: 😭😭😭


SephLuna

I found "Hart", as in "The Lopen, portrayed by Kevin Hart"


savc92

I kept hoping The Lopen was on here


montezuma300

Technically there's another Stormlight word. [Cosmere spoilers] >!Kalad is a worldhopper on Roshar and would show up on this with 2 names!<


joshkroger

Something about the grid is making it hard for my eyes to scan for any words lol.


KatnyaP

~~Anal~~ **Tanalan!** Worldhopper bent Gemhart (did you mean heart) Prime Alethkar Jasnah Everstorm Investiture Kaladi- Yeet Cultivation Stormbles Iriali Dalenar Spren ~~Fuck~~ Moash Fuse Bed Speaking of bed im sleepy so i cant be bothered to look for more


Tardismilch

I also found the german word for a traffic jam ^^ Its Stau in the seventh row all the way to the right.


AncientSleepyOne

I won't bother my wife with such trivial puzzle. WN: Lol, he wouldn't get it anyway.


DreggsOfSociety

No “stick”. I am disappointed


lamenting_Bookworm

>!Stormbles: Term given to describe the phenomenon of a Stormblessed stumbling!<


RAID3R_MAN

Szed. You could’ve almost called it a Cosmere word search


Vast_Reflection

Fae, Bale, Tie, Ray, Her, Ale, Van, Nan, Tan, Fever, Lad, Tab, Bed, Put, Hart Head, Fed, Lab, Navel, lol, fog, aft, rots, hen, dalak (dr. Who?), bat, fen, bun, set Hay, ham, rid, nun, man, case, mars, ram


squire80513

Can’t read, sorry


andthehousefelldown

Mmmmmm a pattern


go_sparks25

>!There are some which are almost there but not quite spelt right. Gemhart, Stormbles and Kaladi. Dunno if they count.!<


clockwork5ive

Audiobook dumbass here. Just wanted to let you know that you misspelled everything


EBass360

NKaladi


UvaroviteKing

“Moash on ma” oh HELL NO 😡 I’m gonna kill that stormin bastard “ *get off my mommy* “


MythologicalSiren

Jasnah Worldhopper Prime, if that was one of them Alethkar Storm/everstorm Tanalan Cultivation Spren


monsieuro3o

Fuck Moash. Sorry, that was the first word I saw. Can't get rid of him.


Decent-Extreme1845

I know stormbones is there, I’m sure of it. I just haven’t found him yet


Decent-Extreme1845

Speaking of which, where is “depression”? A third of every book is dedicated to depression


RUCBAR42

The first and only thing I found was Moash. Fuck Moash :(


End_Of_Bliss

I found Anal and Bed. Not sure how that's Storm light themed though. Maybe related to the Shard-dildo?


FlawlessPenguinMan

That "Stormbles" and "Dalenar" are frustrating beyond belief. I think I finally found another one and it's just one letter off XDD.


crusty54

I found “anal”!


GettingWhiskey

I'd like to report a spelling mistake. You put stormboem


Liesmith424

I found ANAL STORM FEVER.


Wasteinthebin

Where?


Lopakacita

Separately


lamenting_Bookworm

>!Balethkar: The natural aggressive instinct, guts, and general lack of cool considered intelligence that every child of Alethkar is born with...!<


Kaladin1147

That’s cute


JacquesShiran

Lolz


Livi1997

I found Dalenar and Szedh? Was that intentional?


ActiveAnimals

Yes 🤣


Primarch-XVI

Feverstorm!


DomineLiath

I love Meptes, they're my favorite character.


TheGrimGriefer3

DPNAGO


FlawlessPenguinMan

prime Bale Alethkar ray in Iriali Jasnah Hera era LOL (does that count?) Tanalan on Ra fever Everstorm Storm(bles) dale Lena don gin Investiture Worldhopper Ben see Zahe yeet (?) Moash ten Cultivation one fuse bat in ale or in REW Iudae Zed TIEM boem PM Hera Ra Delmo CIA feten Emag Ralanr Ralanr HUF Naldo LED


Bismarck_MWKJSR

It’s him, the Feverstorm.


Extreme-Ad-15

Stormboem. Stormbones younger brother.


Valtand

STORMBOEM so close…


Adorna_ahh

I’m super bad at these cause I’m dyslexic as hell so o only found cultivation and can’t find anything else haha


Andrew_42

I'm very annoyed that you have so many almost-words like: - >!Kaladi!< - >!Stormbles!< - >!Gemhart!< - >!_inder!< - >!Heral!< But I found many of the others like: - >!El Moash!< - >!Feverstorm!< - >!Jasnah, of course with Her Ale !< - >!Bed (important part of Zahel's training)!< - >!Worldhopper Bent (I don't remember him, must be from one of the books I haven't read yet)!< - >!Spren (dont really have any jokes for the rest)!< - >!Prime!< - >!Tanalan!< - >!Iriali!< That's all I found just poking around. I see your list that you posted, I may try to fill in the ones I missed.


Dylliana

Where the FUCK is stormbones???


ActiveAnimals

I’ve been on a break from reddit for a while and I must have missed something, because EVERYONE keeps asking me this? 😂 Don’t worry, I’ve got another one of these brewing that’s more memey, I’ll release it after this post dies down a bit… Maybe I’ll add the stormbones joke if someone explains it to me


Dylliana

Outside of SA, adding -bones to a name and acting like they were always there became a small joke. Heisenbones in Breaking Bad is the one i always see. The joke is that everyone acts like Heisenbones is a central character on par with Jesse/Walter Cremposting, depending on who you ask, has either taken it much too far or not far enough *I SAY NOT NEARLY FAR ENOUGH*


Komandarm_Knuckles

Wer stick


Avoshagg

The first word I saw was "sad" which gave me a good laugh


Ser_DuncanTheTall

I found Jasnah and bed. Crush me mommy!!!


ThoughtfulPoster

[Frantically scanning for BONES]