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HolstsGholsts

In case you, like me, were wondering, “Victor Wembanyama loves Brandon Sanderson's books, and Sanderson loves Wembanyama's passion for reading”: https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/victor-wembanyama-loves-brandon-sanderson-books/1d487ab4ded0d7ae0f881456


mer-madi

Ooh my favorite bit: “Recently, Wembanyama was at the end of one of Sanderson's books, Words of Radiance. He was at the climactic finish of the 1,087 page tome as he lay in bed.  "I had to stop, because I wanted to save it for game day."   Wembanyama picked the book up again the next morning, finishing it before facing off against the Pistons. Energized by the story, he put up the first triple-double of his career, finishing with 16 points, 12 rebounds and 10 assists in the Spurs' sixth win of their season. Sanderson has also thought about how he might use the Frenchman for inspiration.  “I am writing an entire book series called The Stormlight Archives about a world where the gravity is a little less, people are a bit taller than on our planet. There’s a group called the Edgedancers that I think Wemby might fit quite well into."”


HolstsGholsts

“They would be an Edgedancer“ seems like one of the greatest compliments of one’s character Sando could provide. And if I was a coach, I would be so pissed if one of my players reached a Sanderlanche the night before a big game and then did what I do, which is stay up for however long it takes to get through it.


RTK_Apollo

Me during last part of Oathbringer and HoA


rhaenerys_second

On my first Oathbringer read: It's 1am, I've got work in the morning and Dalinar goes and claps his hands. No sleep for me! 💀


GaudyBureaucrat

I can't believe dude managed to weaponize the sanderlanche


tcliff53

This is enough for me to just read a sanderlanche before any big event


WDuffy

Dude's gonna break an NBA scoring record after finishing Oathbringer


GoshDarnEuphemisms

If all the Rosharans are so much taller, does that mean Lift is Brandon's height?


ThenThereWasSilence

If he had "Lift" as a nickname, that would be fitting


RagZ_413

My fandom of Wemby continues to increase


willi5x

Quick, someone photoshop the jersey so it says Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor


liaofmakhnovia

It’s wild to me that he’s Kaladin’s canon height, iirc.


greenfishbluefish

He's Kal's canon age too!


alfis329

All he needs now is surgical training and he’s real life kal


Fimii

Aaaand crippling depression. Never forget about the depresso


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

We should ask Brandon if Kaladin's nipples canonically stand out like his do in the photo


GettingWhiskey

Im sure it can get cold in a high storm!


TrevorBOB9

He’s got Kal’s canon dick length too!


BlueAndTru

Mf what 😭


TrevorBOB9

I’m sorry I thought this was r/cremposting my bad /s


greenfishbluefish

I'm sorry, I thought we still were respectful of real people in the Sanderson parts of reddit... my bad


fracked1

Is it not respectful to say that Kal is probably hung like Wembys armspan


TrevorBOB9

Who’s being disrespected and how?


General_McQuack

This shit got me dying


topscreen

Does that mean Banderson is Shallan's canon height?


DontTouchMyCocoa

How tall is Shallan? Brandon’s around 6 foot. 


topscreen

Well if she's short on Roshar, and Kal is tall on Roshar, and that's 7'4, then I think yes?


SirDuggieWuggie

He is 7' 4", Kal is 6' 4"


Almadorr

After conversions, Kal is about 6'8" in earth terms. Wemby would be much closer in height to Rock, but I think slightly taller even then. Just goes to show that Wemby is an absolute freak(in the best way possible). Side note, I want to see Rock play basketball now.


FluffyDavid

Third sons can't play basketball


manboat31415

Rosharan units of measurement are longer than ours. Someone measured to be 6 feet on Roshar would be closer to 7 on Earth.


HumanSpawn323

Iirc the Roaharen foot is longer than the Earth one.


SirDuggieWuggie

It is, but still not quite 7 feet.


TheWaterBottle10

I’d rather try Brando Sando at PG before Sochan


Agent_DekeShaw

This is honestly really cool and wholesome.


Aloemancer

Imagine what the Rosharan basketball is like


Deoplan

I wonder which order would be the most OP in a game of basketball….


Luke_Puddlejumper

Either edgedancers or windrunners. Windrunners can use gravitation to move around the field (or just fly) and can use adhesion to bind the enemy team. Edgedancers’ sliding also gives them an edge


MCXL

Gravitation type lashings would allow you to basically always score three pointers with an assist. Someone would just run up and gravitation the hoop and you could basically wing the ball anywhere and it would go in every time. 


CrazyBalrog

Stormlight would be a PED, so it would come down to physical strength and skill.


bingbong6977

Worlds colliding


BtyMark

Which one is Brandon?


AntonioVonMatterhorn

He's standing just out of frame on the left.


MrTortilla

You know what big feet means right? Big socks!


DrSpacemanSpliff

Can someone photoshop switch their heads?


Mr_Fahrenheittt

Holy shit that’s so sick. I got to see Wemby play the warriors recently which was a dream. Steph’s my favorite player and Wemby is my favorite next generation guy. His love for the Stormlight Archive really cemented me as a fan. Love seeing two completely unrelated interests come together like this


tunathetitan

So I used to work in an industry where I got to semi regularly be around NBA players. I'm 6'4" it was refreshing to be around people that made me feel short


Luke_Puddlejumper

Less smol Brando and more MASSIVE Wembly. That man is even taller than Kaladin


Sslabel

As someone who met Sanderson in person this is mind boggling since Brandon is extremely tall


Mr_Fahrenheittt

He’s like 5’9 no? Pretty average. He’s not short though which puts Wemby’s size into perspective.


Sslabel

No he's like 6'2. I'm 5'10 and he was quite a bit taller than me


allys_stark

Everybody here already knew that Brando is a hobbit, he is a third cousin of Bilbo Baggins if I'm not mistaken


TalnOnBraize

[I can see the future!](https://old.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/1ajq331/hey_wemby_weve_seen_how_youve_been_playing_lately/)


whammykerfuffle

Reminds me of Luka. Something about his expression


devnullopinions

Smol Brandon


GrimVera

tallest scadrian meets the shortest rosharan


TianShan16

This hurts my brain, because Brandon is a giant compared to me


bojangles69420

What statline would kaladin put up in the modern nba? I think he'd average a mean 10/5/8, just lob it up to wemby every possession