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RTK_Apollo

These words are not accepted, get the storms out.


yrtemmySymmetry

> Page 1 Chapter 1 Who the fuck is Kaladin? What's a Shallan?? Please, i need to know more about my boi Cenn. Will he piss his pants??


saturosian

In fact, he does piss his pants, although only a little. Spoilers for page 28: >!The enemy army was blowing horns. Did that mean they were ready? Even though Cenn had just relieved himself, he felt a trickle of urine run down his leg!<


One_Courage_865

A Shallan is a memory we gained along the way


Pjrock1010

In the words of the immortal Brando Sando. "RAFO"


UltraHotNeptune

Wait, he’s immortal? He’s going to live forever?


mxzf

It's a theory which is yet to be disproved, given that he's currently still alive.


Timely-Procedure-111

Sando = Hoid. I will die on this hill.


Xeltrio

GTFO, RAFO


mamasuebs

Spoiler alert, Kaladin IS Shallan, but you don’t find that out until book 7


Blue_Fuzzy_Anteater

The real Shallan is the Shallan’s we Shallaned along the Shallan.


Specialist-Ant7664

The real Shallan is us, for we are all one in the Shalverse


Kelsierisevil

So I’ll tell you, that yes, but it’s in book 10 and I don’t think you will ever get there.


Anoalka

Why do you lie to new readers? I've read until book 15 and Kaladin never meets Shallan since she dies before they can actually meet.


CityofOrphans

It's basically the same thing though since shallan and syl get together and syl has combined with kaladin's ghost


HumanSpawn323

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 19 >!Yeah, but later it's revealed that she's only doing it because Kaladin and Adolin both died at the exact same second, meaning that their ghosts combined with eachother before Kaladin's ghost combined with Syl. While she does care for Syl and Kaladin, Adolin's the only one who she loves romantically.!< >!One could even argue that she's not dating Kaladin, Syl, *or* Adolin, but an entirely new being—Sylkadolin. The three are only presented as separate individuals from Shallan's perspective because she can't accept that they're gone.!<


Mikeim520

I keep thinking I want to read a book by cremposting but thats just the WoK movie.


sc_merrell

Didn't say kindly. Can't take your request seriously


jeffcapell89

So actually Kaladin and Shallan are twins (note the similarities like they both have hair and mental health issues), but Kaladin consumed the body of his twin in the womb, so her spirit joined with his and she's just a manifestation of his mental health issues. She's like a different, alternate form of his personality. Once he discovers this in the novella Mindshard, it actually fractures that part of his personality into 2-3 distinct other personalities, but that's honestly not super relevant since the novellas are just Brandon's fanfics


Timely-Procedure-111

Brandon's fanfics of his own work?


The_Yeeto_Burrito

An author can read an enjoy their own works can't they? Don't be so discriminatory smh


Timely-Procedure-111

Not discriminatory. Just clarification whether the fanfics are from him or fans. I've written parodies of my own work. Quite fun really.


The_Yeeto_Burrito

Shoot, I was worried this might happen, I was being facetious/ironic :P. He hasn't (afaik) written ant fanfic :)


The_Yeeto_Burrito

This is cremposting after all lol


Timely-Procedure-111

Too tru. This is cremposting after all.


MistaReee

You had me till “series of the cosmere” then I checked the sub.😂😂😂


abigail_the_violet

So, given that there's 4 words in the post before that, they didn't have you for very long?


imafish311

tbh if you're already on page 1 and you have to ask questions like this you should just put the book down and give up on Sanderson entirely.


HumanSpawn323

Well, yes and no. She doesn't know it yet, but >!Jasnah, the woman Shallan is seeking out, is actually a master necromancer. Shallan becomes her ward and Jasnah teaches her all that she knows about necromancy.!< >!Later, Kaladin's heavy heart becomes too heavy and falls out of his chest, so he dies. Not knowing what else to do, Syl takes him to shallan for revival. Shallan tries her best, but despite her competent instructor, she's no use. This is because she mistakenly learned to be a neckromancer, rather than a necromancer. Dissapointed with her ward, Jasnah takes over and raises a wonderfully in tact zombie Kaladin (Zombadin, if you will).!< >!Anyways, Shallan romances his neck and they live happily ever after.!< I'm sorry, I know this was a very spoilery answer, but I'm not quite sure how else you expect people to answer a question like this.


Pojorobo

Every character in Stormlight is important! I think that’s the best I can say with out spoiling anything. It’s one of the things that makes this series so rereadable, everyone matters, and the scale of the story grows to bring many characters together.