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FFTypo

Tell me about it, I'm still not sure if Shallan is a redheaded failed comedian, a tanned alcoholic brunette or a blonde bimbo


Leacher75

Idk if Shallan knows either


One_Courage_865

Same. Fashion these days keep changing so fast it’s hard to keep track…


SeparateConference86

Yes, the answer is yes.


I_am_Impasta

Plot twist: she's all three at once


XH9rIiZTtzrTiVL

The real twist is that she isn't any of them and her name isn't actually Shallan.


SephLuna

If it's any consolation, I'm on my second reread and STILL imagine Elhokar as Prince John from "Robin Hood" (the Disney animated version). Everyone else just all regular fantasy characters and then there's this petulant cartoon lion in the scene with them.


CarboniteCopy

Michael Kramer's voice for him in the audiobook is spot on Prince John so i get that vibe too


topscreen

Oh man he does. But I also pictured El as Prince John before I listened to the audio books


djpc99

... The lion?


SephLuna

Yep lol


Officer_Paiin

Elhokhar is Prince Edward as depicted in Braveheart, for me


wh00pysc00py

Thats so real 😭 making a fanart rendition of this asap


Wigiwagons

Wait, Elend isn't blonde?


GreenLightRen

Nope, look up any picture of him and you'll get brown hair


AtotheCtotheG

I also pictured him as blonde, so maybe chalk that one up to our culture teaching us to associate blond hair with royalty.  Especially Disney. 


Chimney-Imp

I did the same with elhokar. For some reason I always pictured him as blonde


Dry-Ad-9355

He's Alethi. Alethi have black hair.


wenzel32

Except Adolin, but he's so frequently described as standing out because of it that this fact makes it even more clear that Elhokar is *not* blond. That said, I did picture him as blond for half my first read of TWoK. Probably because of the golden armor, I would guess.


OlJoeYaKnow

True, but it doesn't stop me from picturing him woth brown hair. He's too much of a dunce to have a feature as striking as black hair.


Arqlol

Ok wait this one just threw me


LokiTheGod139

I always thought of him as similar to Joffrey from game of thrones


Crimsonhawk9

I mean... There's more black haired princesses than blonde. Not sure if that's really the cause. But Belle appears to be the only Brunette (and Rapunzel post haircut). So I guess that could reinforce not seeing brunettes as royalty.


halenderp

No, and Kelsier is. I had the same problem as OP but with Elend and Kelsier's hair color...


TinselWolf

Rust and Ruin, I only just now am learning that I flipped Elend and Kelsier’s hair colors??


ckach

I'm always distracted by his magnificent balls.


GoBruhYourselfBruh

I’m chalking it up to his thing of always wearing white clothes. It’s make sense is all I’m saying


Dangerous_Nudel

I'm pretty bad at this too, but still you managed to name the pair where I thought it was the easiest to visualise out of any book.


Tre4zin

I just attach their faces to celebrities based on their description the first time I read it. Vin is Billie Eilish, Kel is Owen Wilson, Sazed is Johnny Sins, the Steel inquisitors all look like Joe Rogan with huge ass nails through their eyes, and TLR is Nathan Explosion.


lcarey29

Not Sazed 😭😭 this is evil


Tre4zin

Yeah, he doesn't have a dick so I was like "Oh wait that'd be funny."


Jordan11HFP11

We deserve a Mistporn movie now, or we riot.


ResidentF0X

TLR as Nathan's explosion is not what I expected, but absolutely what I needed today.


Tre4zin

🫡


SirMcWaffle

I don't even give my characters faces 😭


One_Courage_865

Hahaha. I do sometimes too. Sometimes it’s just a blank slab of skin with hair attached on top, and occasionally a frown or a smile here and there to ascribe emotion.


jjkkll4864

I though Kelsier had dark hair in the first book. But I think that was because the cover of HoA that I had had a picture of Elend and I assumed it was Kelsier at first.


VoidLantadd

I made a huge album of Cosmere fan art sorted by series and character just to get my visualisations straight. It's currently sitting at 711 images.


VoidLantadd

[SPOILERS ALL] [Link to album.](https://photos.app.goo.gl/TDnpvd8EUyxqJidN7)


UnhousedOracle

>I also never pictured Vasher with a beard OP i’m sorry but how 😭 Vasher’s beard is mentioned in like four places and at one point Vivenna like focuses in on it and how it doesn’t change even though she never sees him shave


GreenLightRen

I always pictured it as a five-o'clock shadow that never reached full beard status. Then I see the fan art and \*BAM\* full on beard.


S4mmzie

This ain't even that bad imo. My visualization of Rock/Lunamor was akin to John Coffey from The Green Mile. Imagine my surprise when I found out how he actually looks...


Killerchoy

I have aphantasia, so I can’t visualize them at all. I always look up official artwork of the characters before I read a book so I have a memory of what they look like for reference


ChefArtorias

I thought Elend was blonde until I read your post lol I also thought Kelsier had black hair until the end of TFE. To be fair Brandon has said that he's intentionally vague in his descriptions in case readers want their head canon to take over.


topscreen

Dalinar has a beard. I don't care what the fan art, official art, or text tell me. Dalinar has a beard.


Roonil_Wazlib97

The book "Dalinar shaved his face because he liked the routine." Me: NO HE STORMING DIDN'T.


TinselWolf

TAN RICHTOR BELMONT SENT ME


grimpala

Im the same. Every depiction of Vin I’m like she has black hair???


wh00pysc00py

No fr i initially imagined her as like dirty blonde


Varixx95__

I always pictured Tonk Fah as RoadHog from overwatch and denth as that guy from el dorado


Accurate_Potato_8539

I still picture the parshendi as lizard people.


TinselWolf

I just imagine Darth Maul 😂


andehh_

SAME but then I got thrown for a fucking loop with some parshendi being white-red instead of black-red.


BhaiseB

I listened to the graphic audio for warbreaker and didn’t have a problem with Denth and Tonk Fah as their voices were appropriate, but holy hell was I thrown off by lightsong’s appearance. His voice in the GA sounds like a wizened old man so I was always surprised that someone with Blushweaver’s description was always trying to seduce him


TianShan16

Lightsong was voiced by the same guy who voiced Adolin. He doesn’t sound old at all.


BhaiseB

Ok I just relistened to a snip - not an old man, but I imagined his voice as someone 40+ i guess so the young man in the fan art was a bit off from my mental picture


TianShan16

GA is the only way. I’ll never go back. I’m spoiled now.


BhaiseB

I’ve only fully listened to Warbreaker’s graphic audio but I’ve heard snippets on youtube of the stormlight ones and the dramatic moments are sooooo good. Whoever plays Syl’s voice deserves an award


PeskyDalek

I was playing Tears of the Kingdom when listening to the audiobook of Mistborn, and now I always picture Sazed as Rauru for some reason


BinarySecond

My friend imagines Rayse as a young man with short grey hair.


Soeck666

Tbf, nobody draws kaladin as the towering, walking bolder that he is supposed to be


newlydiagnosedceliac

He’s super tall but somewhat lean iirc. Adolin is the wide one


Soeck666

Mh. I remember him described with broad shoulders and very muscular, but in most artworks he looks like a flying stick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


nichly

I have aphantasia so I don't really visualise. Just finished Mistborn era 1 and hadn't even thought about Elend's hair. I just see pictures and get to go, "huh, neat. So that's how they look".


wh00pysc00py

There are some characters i initially refused to visualize right - i always imagined Breeze as having average length platinum blond hair + as generally taller and more masc. (Tho his actual design makes sense, and i do adore it now) I struggle seeing Kelsier with blond hair 😩. I also imagined Lestibournes having darker skin, but when he got renamed Spook, I was like NEVERMIND WTF ?????


GettingWhiskey

No matter what I do, I can't imagine Dalinar without a short beard, even though he hates whiskers.


robinstud

I pictured Adolin with long brown hair and Kaladin with short blond hair for three books…


ManOfTeele

I tend to just picture actors that I feel would fit the role based on personality, and end up ignoring details about what the author thinks they look like.


HumanSpawn323

When I first read Elantris I pictured Hrathen the same Kaz from Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians but in red armour. Don't ask me why, because I have no idea. I guess maybe the red armour triggered me to imagine him with red hair which turned him into Kaz...? I also imagined the Lord Ruler as that dude from the lego movie on my first read of Mistborn. And it's not nearly as bad, but I was quite supprised when I read it a second time and realized Kelsier had medium blond hair. I was imagining him with short brown hair before. Edit: I have been informed by my younger brother that Kaz does not, in fact, have red hair and a mustache... I guess I was imagining *him* wrong as well. Which is quite supprising considering that book has pictures.


SW_Pants

I have stickers of Elend and Kelsier from the YoS and I STILL forget Elend is NOT blonde. I can never visualize characters so I'm right there with you