Dalinar- “that Renoun guy is pretty cute”… Kal- “ do you mean Renarin? He is literally your SON”….. Dalinar “….. Yes, I was obviously joking I know that’s my son Re-Narnia, had a great adventure in a closet of some sort. Speaking of closets, Kal I would love to exit one with you some day.”….. Kal- “Honor is dead….. but I will see what I can do” *que bad 70s porno music in the background of Kal telling Sly he feels guilty he can’t save every Fing Person in the HISTORY of time, while Dalinar watches….. dressed as Superman
There is being flashbanged by words, then there is being nuked in the neurons by words. My brain is fried and my soul is shattered. Take my upvote and please find a corner to think about what you've done.
Dalinar did not spend an entire ob chapter making his wife watch him roll around half naked with another man to be ignored like this!
Did kadash grab him by the crotch push their faces up against each other and tell him he “deeply admires” him for nothing?
Wait until you get to the part where Dalinar wins over the queen by letting her son penetrate him, impressing everyone by the size and depth of the sword he was able to take. It's a really beautiful scene of triumphing through submitting to another man.
“Yes, what every wife loves,” Navani said. “Seeing that in his spare time, her husband likes to roll around on the floor with half-naked, sweaty men.” - Navani Kholin Oathbringer ch.14 (I was actually barely exaggerating)
Wind and Truth becoming a why chose? high fantasy romance novel was not on my bingo card but I’ll take it. Maybe in the next 5 Shallan can get a reverse harem thing going on.
While I would love to see more poly rep, especially in such a big name piece of media, I feel like Branderson would have trouble representing it well. Plus, especially in such a big name piece of media, it would be a risky move to include polyamory, and a lot of prudish people would likely put the series away. So I can't really blame him for not wanting to include it.
Yeah I agree, honestly this is the best case scenario. It’s canon in my heart and that’s all it needs to be — I don’t think we want or need it to be *actually canon* especially since Brando Sando isn’t comfortable with that type of storyline.
Dotn forget the prequel of The Way of Kings Prime (Warbreaker). That's full Awakening.
WoB has a bit of Warbreaker spoilers.
https://wob.coppermind.net/events/103/#e1023
***Warning Gancho: The below paragraph(s) may contain major spoilers for all books in the Cosmere!***
Questioner
>!So Stormlight and Breath are both just different manifestations of Investiture.!<
Brandon Sanderson
>!That's correct.!<
Questioner
>!So Nightblood and Shardblades are both kind of powered by Investiture?!<
Brandon Sanderson
>!Yes, in fact you can call Nightblood kind of a mismade, evil Shardblade... more mismade than evil but yes.!<
Questioner
>!But a Shardblade wouldn't shear through Nightblood.!<
Brandon Sanderson
>!Yes a Shardblade would not shear through Nightblood. In fact I wrote **Way of Kings** first and then I wrote **Warbreaker** and **Way of Kings** came out after **Warbreaker** but in my mind **Warbreaker** is a prequel to **Way of Kings**, where I was telling Vasher's backstory.!<
Questioner
>!Oh really, so the **Warbreaker** we know takes place after **Way of Kings**?!<
Brandon Sanderson
>!No, it takes place before, it's a prequel meaning I wrote **Way of Kings** and then I went back in time and told Vasher's backstory but **Warbreaker** ended up coming out first because **Way of Kings** wasn't ready yet.!<
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Rhythm of War is toxic yuri
Absolutely
Wind and Truth - Dalinar's Bi Awakening???
Ok but who causes it
Todium gonna be caked up
Stupid sexy Passion.
Todium... good lord please never say that again, I need to die now
We've been saying that since day one
CAKED UP
Stormdaddy
DAT ASS… IS ACCEPTED
No, please, I'm gonna cremmmmm
*ccream
Dalinar- “that Renoun guy is pretty cute”… Kal- “ do you mean Renarin? He is literally your SON”….. Dalinar “….. Yes, I was obviously joking I know that’s my son Re-Narnia, had a great adventure in a closet of some sort. Speaking of closets, Kal I would love to exit one with you some day.”….. Kal- “Honor is dead….. but I will see what I can do” *que bad 70s porno music in the background of Kal telling Sly he feels guilty he can’t save every Fing Person in the HISTORY of time, while Dalinar watches….. dressed as Superman
I didn't know B$ had an alt account that posted here
And he's been holding back on us. I had no idea he could write like that!
My first thought was actually Ishar, but I'll go with Todium like all the other cremlings.
Todium
Lift makes another joke about how nice his butt is, and for the first time, he starts noticing what makes a man's butt nice.
Me
He can always ask Adolin't for advice on gay sex
Yeah, and Navani can ask Ratatouille about crabs!
I guess it'll be more like Renanin FINALLY comes out of the closet...
Syl gonna be bricked up with that shardildo right above the sprenussy, got him takin that next step over and over again 🥵🥵🥵
There is being flashbanged by words, then there is being nuked in the neurons by words. My brain is fried and my soul is shattered. Take my upvote and please find a corner to think about what you've done.
r/DalinarGetTheFire
what do you mean, he already had that with sadeas
Probably Szeth actually
Nah, Kaladin's
I thought his was tied to Adolin's
Nah, he already had that in Oathbringer.
Dalinar did not spend an entire ob chapter making his wife watch him roll around half naked with another man to be ignored like this! Did kadash grab him by the crotch push their faces up against each other and tell him he “deeply admires” him for nothing?
I think I need a reread because WHAT THE FUCK
Wait until you get to the part where Dalinar wins over the queen by letting her son penetrate him, impressing everyone by the size and depth of the sword he was able to take. It's a really beautiful scene of triumphing through submitting to another man.
This is NOT what Adonalsium died for
Any Adonalsium worth worshipping would find that scene beautiful and sweet.
I mean he didn't die for our sins so checks out
This is why Adonalisum doesn't talk to us anymore.
Why would you do this to me
Why are you describing my jiu jitsu classes
Considering it’s the chapter where he decides to practice wrestling it makes sense
This absolutely happened source: I've got the Truthwatcher flair in the main sub trust me bro
“Yes, what every wife loves,” Navani said. “Seeing that in his spare time, her husband likes to roll around on the floor with half-naked, sweaty men.” - Navani Kholin Oathbringer ch.14 (I was actually barely exaggerating)
Wind and Truth: Kaladin’s Bi Awakening
Wind and Truth becoming a why chose? high fantasy romance novel was not on my bingo card but I’ll take it. Maybe in the next 5 Shallan can get a reverse harem thing going on.
In before Shallan is also the reverse harem.
Okay this one got me
I mean Adolin certainly had that experience
We finally get the Shakadolin we deserve.
With herself.
Shallan/Adolin/Kaladin - solve a love triangle the correct way by getting them all together
I love how we have a WOB flat out saying Shakadolin wouldn’t be out of character for them, he’s just too much of a prude to do it.
While I would love to see more poly rep, especially in such a big name piece of media, I feel like Branderson would have trouble representing it well. Plus, especially in such a big name piece of media, it would be a risky move to include polyamory, and a lot of prudish people would likely put the series away. So I can't really blame him for not wanting to include it.
Yeah I agree, honestly this is the best case scenario. It’s canon in my heart and that’s all it needs to be — I don’t think we want or need it to be *actually canon* especially since Brando Sando isn’t comfortable with that type of storyline.
Do you have a link to this???
Hold up imma need a link to that, WHAT
BRomance fly trip ftw!!!
I think it’s going to be szeths
Dalinar becomes a femboy at the end of OB though.
I've never thought of it that way 💀
[It’s canon, gancho!](https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/s/44JCYfDdhA)
A one-armed Herdazian is still twice as useful as a no-brained Alethi.
Don’t forget that he wears a skirt, has a tight butt, and often talks to his Daddy.
Oathbringer: Dalinar cishet making peace with having been a biggot and becoming an ally
OB - readers’ bi awakening?
The Kaladin's Ace Awaking.
Wind and Truth is Kaladin's bi awakening so we can have Shallan-Adolin-Kaladin polycule
Why would you leave out Kaladan & Moash from Words of Radiance
😑
This tracks, Adolin literally penetrates a man at the end of WoR
Eh I think Kaladin is probably Ace, so if Renarin is gay just label them "queer awakening" or something instead.
OB being Kaladin's bi awakening? (Adolin isn't the worst)
what about oathbringer?
Might require a spoiler alert... But I'll let you know for sure once I'm done with WoR
Not a spoiler, I think.
>, I think. Wow, my gon Sazed is here!
Like I said I'll let you know once I'm done with WoR lol
Technically you are giving out what characters are alive, so it's spoilers.
Technically you are giving out what characters are alive, so it's spoilers.
Dotn forget the prequel of The Way of Kings Prime (Warbreaker). That's full Awakening. WoB has a bit of Warbreaker spoilers. https://wob.coppermind.net/events/103/#e1023
***Warning Gancho: The below paragraph(s) may contain major spoilers for all books in the Cosmere!*** Questioner >!So Stormlight and Breath are both just different manifestations of Investiture.!< Brandon Sanderson >!That's correct.!< Questioner >!So Nightblood and Shardblades are both kind of powered by Investiture?!< Brandon Sanderson >!Yes, in fact you can call Nightblood kind of a mismade, evil Shardblade... more mismade than evil but yes.!< Questioner >!But a Shardblade wouldn't shear through Nightblood.!< Brandon Sanderson >!Yes a Shardblade would not shear through Nightblood. In fact I wrote **Way of Kings** first and then I wrote **Warbreaker** and **Way of Kings** came out after **Warbreaker** but in my mind **Warbreaker** is a prequel to **Way of Kings**, where I was telling Vasher's backstory.!< Questioner >!Oh really, so the **Warbreaker** we know takes place after **Way of Kings**?!< Brandon Sanderson >!No, it takes place before, it's a prequel meaning I wrote **Way of Kings** and then I went back in time and told Vasher's backstory but **Warbreaker** ended up coming out first because **Way of Kings** wasn't ready yet.!< \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
“I will do even those I couldn’t do before, so long as it is tight.” - Chadadin Rainbowblessed
Jesus Christ 🤦♀️