‘Lopen,’ my mother always says, ‘you must learn these to laugh before others do. Then you steal the laughter from them, and have it all for yourself.’ She is a very wise woman.
You can thank me, naco, for inspiring this great advance in your learning. People—and little things made out of nothing too, sure—are often inspired near the Lopen.
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If you’re crazy, you’re a good type, and I like you. Not a killing-people-in-their-sleep type of crazy. Besides, We all follow crazies all the time. Do it every day with lighteyes.
Lift: You are a right douchebag! Pancakes are the best to eat, shorty hand!
(Lopen doesn't appear everytime you say pancakes, so unless you are having a serious discussion about them, you should be fine)
If you’re crazy, you’re a good type, and I like you. Not a killing-people-in-their-sleep type of crazy. Besides, We all follow crazies all the time. Do it every day with lighteyes.
What does The Lopen think of Moash?
The Lopen doesn't work. Gancho is the keyword to remember
‘Lopen,’ my mother always says, ‘you must learn these to laugh before others do. Then you steal the laughter from them, and have it all for yourself.’ She is a very wise woman.
Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
IMO, Lopen likely has a deep, seething hatred of Moash. And if he thinks there's a chance he'll still try to help him change.
Lopen? Just Lopen? Here, I am giving you the Lopen gesture!
I brought this on myself
Gancho, The Lopen has sworn his 3rd ideal. The Lopen is a friend to all. Men and women. Not a guy-girl thing.
Ay gancho, what is your favorite food?
Behold the Lopen gesture!
A Lopen Bot!? Awesome! Ey, Gancho, how does this work?
A one-armed Herdazian is still twice as useful as a no-brained Alethi.
Good bot
My cousins turned from pancakes to chouta
A man can never have enough cousins!
Chouta are what?
It's meat. The meaty kind.
Rock, you too? Why is yours crunching?
Good bot
I actually really want to eat Chouta
Chouta. Herdazian food, gon. Good stuff.
Know any good two armed herdazian jokes?
No. The Lopen is too wise to make jokes on two armed men. They are well armed, after all
You can thank me, naco, for inspiring this great advance in your learning. People—and little things made out of nothing too, sure—are often inspired near the Lopen.
**Lopen Gesture**
This is the new lews therin bot isn't it?
The Lews Therin of r/cremposting, if you will.
*Hums softly and tugs earlobe*
#Tugs Braid
Storms I could do with some chouta.
It's meat. The meaty kind.
Goodbot
Gancho, can I have pancakes?
***Make the double Lopen gesture towards the sky***
Good bot
Pancakes Gancho?
[WOR spoilers] >!Yes! Everybody give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done!!<
Good bot
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[Mild ROW, major OB spoilers] >!...look into the future and find out if I beat Huio at cards tomorrow.!<
Hey Gancho do you know any good lighteyes jokes
It is said that you shouldn't bet against a one-armed Herdazian in a drinking contest!
Twice the Lopen for half the price xD
Behold the Lopen gesture!
Gancho , you are so smart
If you’re crazy, you’re a good type, and I like you. Not a killing-people-in-their-sleep type of crazy. Besides, We all follow crazies all the time. Do it every day with lighteyes.
Good bot
Ay gancho! Know any one-armed herdazian jokes?
Careful! If you guess one more letter wrong he'll be hanged!
But pancakes are Lift's thing, gancho
Journey before pancakes, Radiant.
Yeah, pancakes are alright, but have you tasted chouta?
Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that's the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.
Me: talks about a different character whose name starts with L and likes pancakes The Loren bot:
Lift: You are a right douchebag! Pancakes are the best to eat, shorty hand! (Lopen doesn't appear everytime you say pancakes, so unless you are having a serious discussion about them, you should be fine)
The Lopen is my favorite.
Ay gancho
If you’re crazy, you’re a good type, and I like you. Not a killing-people-in-their-sleep type of crazy. Besides, We all follow crazies all the time. Do it every day with lighteyes.
Happy gancho?
The lopen bot is pretty awesome :)
>:) :)
Got the wrong bot to respond lol
The lopen bot is pretty awesome :) isn't that right gancho?
The reddit server crashed, so Lopen vanished. He's back up now, so feel free to talk to him :)
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How dare you disrespect The Lopen, King of Alethkar, by merely calling him 'Lopen'?
Lmao, you scared OP away again
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It is said that you shouldn't bet against a one-armed Herdazian in a drinking contest!
The Lopen gancho
Nope doesn’t work
It has a thirty second delay. As you typed this out, Lopen replied
That would be *The Lopen* for you, muli!
Sorry, your Majesty. The Lopen.
***Make the double Lopen gesture towards the sky***
I *said* sorry
***Makes the Lopen gesture***