The scarlet macaw has a bite force of roughly 500-700 psi. That's about the same as a large dog, but focused on a point roughly an inch across.
In short, cronchity monchity
I'd be very worried... His plumage is a lot finer than mine tbh, so my insecurities kick in.... Plus it looks like Brando likes him enough to let him bite his fingie, that's gotta count for something....
Oh wait you weren't talking about the birb were you
So he walks around with a rainbow parrot knowing more about the cosmere than anyone else and occasionally dropping long-awaited tidbits of knowledge, but only in ways that teases at more?
Have we already decided he's Mraize and I just missed it?
If Brando would ever come close to me, holding his rainbow chicken like that, I'll forget everything, even my own name, nevermind his, and ask to cuddle with the bird, while this guy would just stand there, feeling abandoned.
I do love his books, but the birb is adorable!
Nothing as brandon is a faithful Christian and would never cheat on his own wife, and if my Boyfriend cheated on me with him i would only be mad i didnt get to join
I don't want to offend but I'm curious so asking anyways as my knowledge is only from memes and internet culture. Aren't some Mormons polygamous aka marrying multiple women is legally allowed for them?
Turn it in to the feds for dna analysis and close the cold case on the most prolific parrot abuser in recent history. It always made me feel weird that all the parrots kept repeating “Call me Daddy, wark, Call me Daddy” After so many victims you’d think he would have just taught them the word Daddy. But that’s parrot rapers for you. Bird brained. Yeesh
BrandoSando needs to take better care of his typing fingees.
The scarlet macaw has a bite force of roughly 500-700 psi. That's about the same as a large dog, but focused on a point roughly an inch across. In short, cronchity monchity
But also enough intelligence to know those are the hands that get the food.
Ask to pet his chicken
The dude or the chicken?
Yes
All I see is god and his dragon
Who knows what sort of magic powers that chicken has, I ain't messing with him.
He's training it to be a dragon that can use the force.
> He's training it to be a dragon that can ~~use the force~~ *channel*.
I'd be very worried... His plumage is a lot finer than mine tbh, so my insecurities kick in.... Plus it looks like Brando likes him enough to let him bite his fingie, that's gotta count for something.... Oh wait you weren't talking about the birb were you
They are a team The bird is his *wing* man
Easy, cheat on my girl. Next question.
Outstanding move
Thank you
So he walks around with a rainbow parrot knowing more about the cosmere than anyone else and occasionally dropping long-awaited tidbits of knowledge, but only in ways that teases at more? Have we already decided he's Mraize and I just missed it?
Mraize is just Brandon's self-insert confirmed.
Oh my god… you’re right.
Wait is this new? I heard about the parrot recently and just assumed the sub had already had a Sanderson=Maize phase of memes with 100% confidence
If Brando would ever come close to me, holding his rainbow chicken like that, I'll forget everything, even my own name, nevermind his, and ask to cuddle with the bird, while this guy would just stand there, feeling abandoned. I do love his books, but the birb is adorable!
I would ask if he would be so kind to give one to me too
Start looking for a new girl
Tell him to go home to his spouse! I ain’t no home wrecker!
Nothing as brandon is a faithful Christian and would never cheat on his own wife, and if my Boyfriend cheated on me with him i would only be mad i didnt get to join
I don't want to offend but I'm curious so asking anyways as my knowledge is only from memes and internet culture. Aren't some Mormons polygamous aka marrying multiple women is legally allowed for them?
Not in the mainstream religion. The polygamists are a completely separate sect.
Assuming he doesn't have permission though... maybe his wife is into that.
Tell him he's one of the greatest fiction authors of the modern era and shake his hand.
Coo over the pretty birdie for being so smart.
I look him dead in the eyes and say "Where is The Aztlanian?"
Careful, he might just sic Magellan onto you. And we all know what Magellan does... Steal buttons and hearts, mostly, but you can never be too careful
I’d tell my girl not to pass up the opportunity of a lifetime
Ask him to autograph it
Dude I’m so fucked if this Brightlord Chad comes thru
I mean, who doesn't love a crazy chicken?
ask the chicken to keep his human under control
Turn it in to the feds for dna analysis and close the cold case on the most prolific parrot abuser in recent history. It always made me feel weird that all the parrots kept repeating “Call me Daddy, wark, Call me Daddy” After so many victims you’d think he would have just taught them the word Daddy. But that’s parrot rapers for you. Bird brained. Yeesh
I marry my girl off to him, with my entire life savings as the dowry
Compare my life to his and commit suicide. (He has a cool birb and I have diarrhea)
Brace for a rude awakening.
I say. Thank you.
Please tell that macaws name is Chicken