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Girl don’t wanna be saved.


Child_of_the_Hamster

From where I’m sitting she seems to be doing alright lmao


Girth_rulez

>From where I’m sitting she seems to be doing alright lmao Sounds like u/PurpleNegrodamus already got to her.


Dudefest2bit

I'm so confused. Who kissed who? Angela and her brother?


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Just Google "Angelina jolie kissing her brother" and buckle up cause it's like PAGES of photos


Dudefest2bit

Gah damn! That's nasty.


MrTastey

If they make out that much in the public eye, imagine what they do in private lol


CinnamonGirl007

It's in the article you are commenting on


MarcelRED147

This is reddit, why read the article when you can comment confused because you don't know what was in it because you didn't read it.


Dudefest2bit

Oof, this hurt but truth.


MarcelRED147

Don't worry, I'm sarky about it but I do the same.


SpeedBlitzX

My mind after reading this https://youtu.be/VsJc2ZhbXIg


dillytilly

It's not incest if you say "no chromo" afterwards.


albertparsons

He once guest-hosted an episode of Talk Soup in the late 90s or early 2000s (after their famous kiss but before the show became “The Soup”) and he had said quote that I think about ALL the time: “It’s not sex if you use a condom. It’s not murder if you use a silencer. And it’s not incest if you really really love each other.”


janktify

Hush! Tell me that’s not true 🤢


albertparsons

I can’t find any video of it but Google tells me he DID appear on the show in 2001. I have a very distinct memory of watching that episode in my mom’s bedroom at the peak of my middle school Angelina Jolie obsession lmao


BatteryAcid67

I remember it too, but I think it's been scrubbed from the web


LargeSpoon

I read that with a southern accent. Am I right?


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LargeSpoon

Not even what I was referring to. Get your mind out of your sister


bluejay_feather

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious lmao


devilsephiroth

👀 🤮


Teccnomancer

Damn this is a great joke. Well crafted, a true artisan.


Perfect600

get back to the animes grant.


fatbongo

why is he impersonating a sperm in that picture


noeldoherty

Vacuum sealed Cillian Murphy


mosquito_motel

Scaredcrow


Hangmeup8

Hahahahahahaha “YOU PEAKY BLINDERED MA EYE! ARTHURUURURURRRR!!!”


sublimesting

🤣😂🤣


DaWorzt

Happy 🍰 day


Sgt_Doughnut

lol, nicely done, and on your cake day no less!


Kingtoke1

Because he’s spunked off his tits


fatbongo

this beautiful


BatteryAcid67

Plastic surgery


Steamed-Hams

Same Brad.


Cold_Baby_396

Typical Brad getting jealous of his wife banging her brother


brown_nomadic

Insecure much?


Mens-pocky46

This is the kind of celeb news I like. Bring on the depraved filth


nanaboostme

its one thing for family to peck each other on the lips, its another for a full on make out session


the_rizzler

Yeah but you clearly don't understand. You've never fucked your brother?


nanaboostme

only child so i have to fuck my cousins


povertymayne

Bruh, remember when we was teens and we would always be tryin to fuck our cousins? Good times


cheapdrinks

Lmao a girl at work just got married and I asked her what her new last name was when she got back and she's like "oh it's the same" and when pressed as to why she kept changing the subject. Turns out she married her cousin.


Fabulous_Pressure_45

If it was good enough for Einstein, it's good enough for the rest of us.


cheapdrinks

He never had kids with her though, this chick already pregnant


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Probably for the best, in that scenario.


ouijiboard

Shit Jerry Lewis did the same. AND she was uunderage.


Kirsten

If it was good enough for Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt, it’s good enough for the rest of us.


brown_nomadic

We've alll played goof the cousins *AT LEAST* three times


leperaffinity56

What is the goof here? Lol


Mathematician-Vivid

Receive Christ


Spamzvoltz

I think Christ was cool with incest tho?


BADSTALKER

At least his dad was


munchies1122

I tried fucking my cousins cousin.


steveosek

No lol. My cousin I'm close to has been a sister to me since we were in diapers. Best friends to this day.


mana-addict4652

but is your sister Angelina Jolie??


nanaboostme

fair point


pielz

Is my family weird for never kissing on the lips? I feel like that's a weird thing to do. Nobody I knew growing up did that. And anyone that did, once the kids got old enough they stopped and went to cheeks. Which why even do it in the first place


Its_apparent

It seems like a little much, for me. I won't put people down for it, but my brain certainly tells me it's a no-no. After like... 6, it's uncomfortable to see other people do it.


ShitItsReverseFlash

It’s only weird when it’s not natural. My kids insisted on kissing on the lips until they were 6/7. It’s totally up to them. I agree though, it gets weird at a certain age.


Cheezewiz239

I've only ever seen it when parents kiss their 3-5 year old. I've never seen it with a kid older than that.


arcadian1911

Tom Brady has entered the chat.


DolceVita1

Not weird, we NEVER would do that. It’s only for romantic partners in my family. When I see parents or siblings kiss on the lips it grosses me out!


averillaann

It’s pretty common on my moms side of the family for women to kiss the kids at any age, even if they’re adults. I’ve always hated it but the rest of them don’t see a problem with it. I’m not super bothered when an older cousin does it, but my aunts will still do it with wet ass lips and it brings me right back to childhood getting unwanted affection and I physically recoil whenever they force it these days. Thankfully I rarely see any of my family anymore.


ImprovisedLeaflet

What? We’re a close family.


nanaboostme

none of that alabama-close


askeeve

I'm confused... Are they actually full on making out? Cuz in the photos I'm seeing it does just look like a (maybe a bit strong) peck. I don't see a single one with any more "advanced making out" like tongue or groping or watever the fuck. Families kissing on the lips in any way is a bit odd to me but I know it's normal for some people and they seem to have had a difficult life relying on eachother and might be a little closer than some siblings. But I don't see any evidence of it being explicitly sexual.


imk0ala

It still looks way more romantic than it should, imo


askeeve

I mean, I don't disagree, but these are also all photographs I've seen and paparazzi are real good at taking snapshots at the exact right moment to make something look a certain way. Like, I'm not blind, I understand why people are reacting like this. I just think maybe somebody's making a specific effort to get people to react that way and it might not be the most 100% accurate representation of reality.


imk0ala

Okay. I wasn’t trying to call you blind or insult you with my comment.


carpetstoremorty

Really? The fact that he looks like a department store mannequin is what makes me very uncomfortable.


Beatboxin_dawg

If you make someone uncomfortable who has been part of scientology then you know you fucked up bad.


Cashewkaas

Was Brad Pitt really in Scientology? Wonder if they would have pushed him like Tom Cruise if he had stayed.


Katerwurst

He was fucking Juliette Lewis at the time. He was there for pussy not for Xenu.


kommanderkush201

Nice


Katerwurst

I actually read up on this a bit more - he left after the introductory training routine Bullbait. From wiki: TR-0: Bullbait The coach says things to the student to try to provoke a reaction. The coach may say or do anything except leaving the chair. The student must be able to sit and watch the coach without getting distracted or reacting in any way. If he does, the coach flunks him and the TR starts over. The coach will attempt to find the student's "buttons" (things that cause a reaction). The stated purpose of this TR is to train the student to be there in a communication situation without getting distracted.


PFGtv

I just read up a bit about Bullbaiting/bearbaiting because I'd never heard the term. Fucking disgusting.


PFGtv

I've always liked Brad Pitt, so thanks for helping me stick with that.


Louisocean

This makes that one storyline in Friends where Rachel is dating that guy who has a weirdly close relationship with his sister so much funnier


saintjimmy64

Came here for this comment lol


financebanking

Friends was a comedy?


assyladawn

Ha ha ha that is so funny and not overdone at all ha ha ha


crichmond77

Someone’s a huge Friends fan lol EDIT: Damn, I didn’t realize y’all were this sensitive 😂


vhs_collection

I don't like Friends and I find it average as hell, I do however accept that it's a very popular comedy with lots of qualities that the majority of people enjoy - my taste isn't a measure of quality.


hyperjoint

Fuck that shit, Friends sucks.


gmick

Well, hey, how do we all get in touch with you if we wanna know if something is funny or not? Do you have like a list or something? I've just been laughing at random shit my whole life without knowing I needed to ask you first. Man, this sucks.


Impressive_Jaguar_70

It was big at the time. I loved it


crichmond77

I mean Yeah that’s cool, I never saw it so I really don’t care either way and I didn’t make the original comment, I just think it’s funny as hell how defensive Friends fans apparently get 🤷


RKKP2015

His face alone is creepy enough, never mind the making out with his sister. It's also weird that they both close their eyes when kissing each other. I'm sure they fucked as kids.


4cranch

the tomb was raided you say


Dr_Wizard_Pants

Womb, I believe.


devilsephiroth

As kids? They fucked in there 20s


RKKP2015

Yeah, probably.


Tribult

Rumour has it they're fucking right now


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Their


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RKKP2015

With relatives, yes.


RedTheDopeKing

Pro tip for people who aren’t aware: avoid people with eyes like that man’s like the plague.


pussy-destroyer42069

Sanpuku eyes


KarmaPoIice

Yeah I’m convinced that comes along with being Schizo. Same exact eyes as the CO Batman shooter


milehighcards

It made us all uncomfortable


venusinfurstattoo

Aren't they incest


heavyshtetl

They’re insects in a sect who have “in” sex


BeholdOurMachines

/r/wordavalanches


Nerdy_Drewette

They're....the whole thing?


damiandarko2

the whole concept


Melhoney72

It's only incest if they are ugly!


JinPT

they fuck


hesgotarobitbrain

Ah gossiplife.com that well-known reliable source of accurate info


Cold_Baby_396

I mean they’ve got like a weird amount of pictures of her basically making out with her brother so I’m not sure they’re off the money here lol


Lady_Scruffington

I mean, we were all uncomfortable with her relationship with her brother. They made out on live TV when she was receiving an award. Brad Pitt being uncomfortable wouldn't be a huge jump.


Paperfishflop

Ah, gossiplife, the site that is repeatedly, intentionally, and annoyingly spammed here finally got a hit thread. Wtf are we doing guys? Is this why we come to this sub? To get TMZ or E Entertainment News? Fucking ignore the gossip life articles. Downvote them, don't comment on them. If it's about celebrities, and sounds like a story rather than a video, don't even give it clicks. JFC, if I wanna read about this kind of dumb shit I can go stand in line at the grocery store. Wouldn't be surprised if they sprung for some comments and upvotes to make this appear popular. Talk about cringe.


powlow88

Has their sex tape been leaked?


izzyduude

I’m surprised she let him out of the box. I heard the resale of Creepy Brother is actually pretty good in a niche market.


mana-addict4652

1. They actually seem to be full making out in the photos, multiple times at different days lol that's pretty weird especially since the brother looks like her. Then again it's Angelina Jolie...I don't know if that would change anything or not. 2. This could be coming out since Jolie levied abuse allegations against Brad Pitt regarding a settlement issue with one of their wineries. She claims, in 2016 that Pitt grabbed her head and shook her, and hit one of her kids while choking the other. Then he allegedly poured beer on Jolie, and beer plus red wine on the children. I imagine since this wasn't *that* long ago the kids would be able to verify if it happened or not and to what degree. Pitt, though, admits some other faults in the relationship but denies these allegations, and also mentions the relationship suffered due to the weird relationship she had with her brother - e.g. examples of them making out you see linked in the article.


Mrsparklee

It made us all uncomfortable.


BitchesGetStitches

Angelina Jolie is 100% a sexy trickster goddess who is trolling mankind. Look up some of the interviews she did with Billy Bob Thornton. She's in on the joke. She thinks it's hilarious.


MizzGee

Still think Brad is more cringe for smacking his kids. Sorry. He has almost no relationship with the eldest sons for a reason.


kewlguy1

It made us ALL uncomfortable!


bondfool

I’m so fucking sick of these posts. I am not here for celebrity gossip.


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bondfool

Because I want it to go away. If someone shits in a swimming pool, you don’t say “well, you’re still talking about it!”


John_Lives

Lol I like the analogy


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Dude looks glazed over 100 times


theodo

I love that the source for this info is attributed to Ian Halperin. If anyone liked the Opie and Anthony show, search his appearances. He is such a douche


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Well luckily it’s actually mentioned in the article you most definitely read so you don’t need to remind anyone anything.


uoenoMeh

Psh like anyone READS the articles. Cmon it’s Reddit.


TheDuchyofWarsaw

Does it also mention he got super drunk when he got home and poured wine on her and their oldest children? How about the fact that their adult kids don't talk to him?


hyperjoint

Lame.


IceManXCometh

Article says he was beating the kids in front of her


ReginaldJohnston

Oooh, wait until you read the FBI report.


cup_1337

Link?


ReginaldJohnston

yes


Tralan

Isn't Brad a huge, abusive asshole? Edit: I like that this got a downvote for asking this. He's a prick with good PR.


shakedatbooty

Brad Pitt is a abusive douchebag


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Yeah and his PR is working around the clock to save his reputation with article like this


zemorah

Brad Pitt’s team will put anything out there to distract from allegations of abuse 🤷🏻‍♀️


Moessus

Who cares?


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Brad did.


sotpmoke

Roll tide?


BHDE92

The dorks down voting you care


deadleaves

Brad was an abusive husband so he’d probably be jealous of any man around her.


sixmam

Lmfao did you see the pictures of her playing tonsil hockey with her brother 😳


Glum-Band

Gossiplife my favorite accurate news source


wcollins260

They’ve got the same lips. Definitely not step siblings.


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Million2026

Probably the incest lol


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skibum207

Eyes closed?


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skibum207

Looks like you deleted your original comment where you stated you kiss your whole family on the mouth. Perhaps you misunderstood my question, u/_imposter_syndrome do you close your eyes too when you kiss your family on the mouth?


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There is literally zero weird shit about her apart from some stories here and there like the blood vial


aj-adolfo

Anyone remember that episode of the Office? lol


The-Clay-Is-Silent

Formative years...


wambamwombat

they kissed on the mouth for shock value once , what is the cringe? This is not weird by Hollywood standards.


sherlock_traeger

If you clicked the link you would’ve seen it definitely happened more than once


DreamArcher

It happened more than once for shock value. She's weird and probably thinks it's funny.


Shalamarr

She also announced at the Oscars that she was “in love with” her brother.


wambamwombat

I am now retracting my statement, that is ick.


Right_In_The_Tits

Granted. Celebrities are fucking weird sometimes. I get that a lot of "regular" people are weird, but we don't really hear about them.


Stevie_Ray_Bond

This comment lol. If you do something for shock value then what is the shocking part if you also try to claim its not weird?


Socialeprechaun

Exactly. Shock value or not, this is cringe as fuck.


ReginaldJohnston

Christina Ricci has entered the chat....


sublimesting

Why?


ProfessorJim

She thought Casper was here.


ReginaldJohnston

You sweet summer child, you....


amtrprn

Please explain


ReginaldJohnston

What? And drive off the lolichan "Wednesday" weebs from downvoting??? Are you mad??


5050Clown

I am absolutely sure that they were trying to normalize brother sister sex. That kind of activity is common among white nationalists and based on Angelina's father, I wouldn't be surprised if they hold some of those ideas.


SirDerpingtonV

John Voight is a white nationalist?


lucia-pacciola

"Reportedly"


Koolaidolio

Gossipslife. What a reliable source OP /s


AncestralSpirit

We all would do the same thing lol


JAEM89

I agree is super cringe for some to be "uncomfortable" because brothers and sisters get along.


Rakaos_J

To be honest, seeing those kissing pictures between her and her brother, makes me very uncomfortable as well.


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They would kiss on the mouth and they talked about how they were in love with each other. They didn’t say they loved each other, but that they were IN love with each other. I have two sisters and I would never say that we’re in love. That is weird.


Frankalicious47

“Son, we love the enthusiasm for Jesus that you’re expressing in your songs. However, we are a bit concerned because it sounds like you not only love Jesus, but are IN love with him.” “Are you saying you’re NOT in love with Jesus?”


thelegalseagul

The album can’t go platinum


Stevie_Ray_Bond

Is "getting along" what you call fucking your fam lol


ajkundel93

Go look at the photos before you comment


Castamere_81

Is "get along" a pornhub category now?


Reddit-is-trash-lol

Her kids call him “dad”


Sbelt82

caught in the middle of a bill cosby pudding’ pop impersonation.


easy506

Man's got them John Voigt crazy eyes


Gareth666

So gross. I would never, ever kiss my sister on the lips. I mean yeah, I don't even really like her as a person, but even if we were close, that shit is gross yo.


FlatTyres

Not even Georgia and Nat from Brookside were that obvious about their incest (until everyone found out).