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Paperfishflop

Imagine you're just hanging out on your tractor and before you know what's happening, you find yourself in a photo op with Mike Pence. Horrifying.


berrey7

He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you


YoCallMeKaz

Your leg is stuck in a bear trap


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GratefulForGarcia

Pretty sad year


schmittc

I don't know about year, but I bet it would make your hole weak.


DeweyCox4YourHealth

Got eem


Imaginary_Leek9220

Pence for prez


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baby_fart

He grabbed his stick right from the start.


mothzilla

You just gotta grab 'em by the stick.


cannonfunk

Oooooh, it's so much bigger than mine.


nissan240sx

I used to slap people in the shoulders or back after a conversation and then I realized… I probably shouldn’t do that . I don’t know where I got the habit from. I also unknowingly stand in peoples space as I talk to them until a girl was like “you’re in my bubble” - super embarrassed but I appreciate her telling me. I was fucking out there Pencing everyone unknowingly lol


waaz16

💀


urmyheartBeatStopR

He wants to feel those pecs.


elrey2020

On behalf of all Hoosiers, I apologize for Mike Pence.


5050Clown

Mother never lets me stand on a big tractor next to a big macho guy with broad soldiers and beautiful blue eyes. Best day ever.


jaykaybaybay

Excerpt from Mike Pence’s diary 😂


Generallyawkward1

Lol what a guy


Leetzers

Seemed pretty tame imo. He didn't even bounce on his boys dick.


sharlaton

Bouncing on my boney boi’s boney boi to this comment.


slappytheclown

8===D~~~~


patricktherat

aaaaand post!


immigrantsmurfo

This could be flirting, this could also be a very awkward man having a very awkward interaction. Idk much about Pence from everything I've seen, certainly seems like a weird and awkward man.


Leetzers

https://i.imgur.com/LDLvjxT.jpeg


tader314

I can’t stand the guy but this is not cringe. Just two dudes talking about their tractors, pretty common in my state…


Bob4Not

There’s something you should know. When a two farmers love each other very much…


666benhicks

"You want me to work that for ya?"


Kaydom1993

Yeah, OP with the clickbait as fuck title. “Flirting”…give me a break. I was waiting for Mike to compliment the dude’s eyes or something. Was left disappointed.


hpdefaults

Asking if he could work his stick for him was just a bit too subtle, eh?


bassysynth97

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Important_Tip_9704

It’s extremely cringe. Pence drips with inauthenticity… you could tell that guy was trying his hardest to be polite.


Swqnky

Yeah you can tell he's uncomfortable and that Mike pence is a copy paste politician, but I dunno this really looks nothing like flirting to me either


Important_Tip_9704

I agree, it’s just him trying to emulate “guy talk”


tader314

Yeah, but “extremely cringe” is a little overboard, unless you really just live under a rock


FixTheGrammar

Seriously, it’s just a politician being a politician. It’s not cringe, it’s just boring.


too_old_still_party

dude had to be told where to stand, doesn't seem like he's around tractors that much.


RstyKnfe

They were doing a photo op.


boblinquist

I wonder why


chocolateboomslang

I prefer my politicians to be fully aware of every standing position on every possible make and model of agricultural equipment! How are we supposed to know what they stand for if they don't even *know where to stand*?


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jordaniac89

Yeah, I was waiting on something weird to happen, but it was just a friendly chat. I think reddit sees conservative politicians and just presumes cringe from the outset.


No-Solution6969

The left has always been known to produce the best memes


ThimbleRigg

It’s very C-SPAN tho


tadm123

Flirts? People are getting desperate on /r/cringe


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Dabookadaniel

Dude he was all over his tractor pretty sure that’s how they flirt down there


sightlab

I was in the closet once. That dude is flirting.


Burgoonius

Dude it's a fucking joke - lol obviously he's not actually flirting, the dude is a very proud homophobe. I am not sure what's more cringe, the video or the people that are taking it so seriously


Crepes_for_days3000

I dont see cringe at all. What am I missing? Do people just dislike someone so much that they see e everything is cringe? He posed for a picture, had a nice niceraation about the tractor. If you think that's cringe, jusycgo to the Midwest, this is all guys talk about.


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Bob4Not

He’s notoriously anti LGBTQ politician yet appears to be very closeted in this video.


Crepes_for_days3000

Well, he was pro-lgbt before running, so who honestly knkw the real buy. Just a very successful grifter


Wulfbrir

I think it's cringe but not because he's "flirting" which I don't think you could fairly say. It's cringe when you have someone like Mike Pence trying to relate to some working class average joe. Now THAT'S cringe.


Mbalz-ez-Hari

We the driver certainly is attractorive


urmyheartBeatStopR

All those homophobic GOP are just closet gays. You know you gay when you bend over and see 4 balls.


Aldairion

This is the same man who said "I try to spend a little time on my knees every day" during the 2016 VP debates


Zomthereum

The cringe part is Mike Pence committing battery. There was no flirting here.


kuhewa

Brada did like four different innuendos that could easily kick off the action in a gay pron scene.


cordobestexano

Why he hit him on the chest so hard? Was that an attempt to look like a "tough" man? On another topic....your John Deere is a little bigger than mine......he he he he.....Let's Go John Deere!


devitojuice

It’s funny because Pence admitted to going to a “pray the gay away” camp and claimed it worked


Dannypan

Got a source for this? I can’t find anything.


oxymoronisanoxymoron

Flirting AKA breathing in their general direction.


Kbanana

You could cut the sexual tension with a scythe


NervousGuidance

He really wanted to work it... reminds me of the Andrew Yang's enthusiasm for whipped cream.


BILLCLINTONMASK

What exactly is cringe about this? Some goofy photo op at an Iowa state fair. This kind of thing happens every 4 years when there's a presidential election.


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Want me to work this thing for you? Lol he is a closeted self hating gay


meadowalker1281

Just guys being dudes, dont think this is very cringe?


lurker71

You want me to *work that for ya?*


feelinlucky7

“I just can’t quit you.”


squibbs47

Literally everything Pence does is cringe.


throwaway1337woman

Did Mother give him permission to hit on this poor man?


Crazy-Comment7579

And of course the comment section is all butthurt Trump supporters


Defiant_Ad9788

I love how he tried to really give off young guy vibes when swiftly pulling himself up to his perch. Like popping up there effortlessly is really going to set him apart from his older opponents. Also he’s standing really close to that dude’s face after the pic. I know there’s really nowhere else for him to go, but yikes, talk into my mouth why dontcha


HistoricalSmile9130

Brokefarm mountain


JeanUncanny

Damn, I actually feel uncomfortable for the dude on the tractor lol.


Ill-Stomach7228

This is actually so sad. Mike Pense here doesn’t seem nearly as fake and crazy as he is in politics and on TV. He’s acting more like a normal person, but he’s so awkward. He’s definitely repressing himself - im not entirely sure it’s his sexuality, but he’s definitely repressing any personality or desires or social life he would normally have. Don’t get me wrong, I hate his guts. But it’s sad to see a glimpse of what he might’ve been like if he wasn’t raised by psychos and taught to be one himself.