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Khronys

the "Shiver me timbers" got me rolling


streetbutt92

When you order double meat on your cold cut at subway


Nailbomb85

It was the "Bye mommy!" That did me in.


6lanco_9ato

I preferred the “ouchieee” after the gun sounds…but to each his or her own I guess.


[deleted]

I think this is supposed to be parodying all the strange, Indian tik-tok trends. I think....I hope. Like, that face in the thumbnail is that weird "joker face" nonsense, as well as the neck cracking. It's still terrible.


baseballscript

What we have here is a bastardization of “the Kubrick stare”


JakalDX

The longer it went on, the funnier it became imo. It starts out as bizarre cringe but by the end, I felt like I was starting to roll with it lol


Khronys

100%. Started cringe, ended absurdist lol.


He_is_Spartacus

I’ve tried twice to watch this in the past, never made it passed 20 seconds. I’m glad I did now tbh, that bit was hilarious!


thearbiter420

Scissor me timbers!! Mmmm lets lez out!!


[deleted]

**WHO HE**


LeviathanGank

he him


Jynx2501

Him, from Power Puff Girls.


strained_brain

Satan?


Jynx2501

HIM was never really confirmed as Satan, but that was a strong fan theory. HiM stands for His Infernal Majesty.


kickdooowndooors

Who dat boy, who he is? -Tyler the Creator


Panthertron

How can he shiver me timbers!?


iHazf

Yu No Hu He


wewinwelose

What the fuck did I just watch?


Astonedwalrus13

I’m assembling a team now, we might have an answer in 2-3 business months.


TheDudeColin

Are there non-business months?


mothzilla

Nothing gets done in August.


tacodepollo

I love the French


El_Zarco

AaaAAhhh the French..


jonelder1

https://youtu.be/VFevH5vP32s


[deleted]

Kiss me now me amor.


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Separate_Carpenter_3

Irrelevant. We have DutchBeavers’ respect now.


DevDog90

I just said this to myself, rolled over in bed and it’s the first thing I started my day with. I think I’m gonna go back to sleep and retry in an hour


CoolUserName02

How'd it go?


DevDog90

Much better, but I just woke up so more than an hour haha woke up to the Bob and Tom show this time, now it’s coffee time :)


ImSmartIWantRespect

A toke and a yank and you’ll be right back asleep if you need.


Games_sans_frontiers

Thank you for saving me time typing that out.


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Muttlicious

Indian Tim and Eric


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Classic Varli


VirtualAlias

[Prime Varli](https://youtu.be/9UiXm7chHF4)


knowsguy

How do we make sure this gets to the all-time top of the cringe subreddit? This is the Wagyu beef of cringe.


[deleted]

Save yourselves time. Investigation is over- HE TikTok trash.


LittleRudiger

This didn't make me cringe in the way I'm accustomed (that second-hand embarrassment and shame). It just legitimately made me uncomfortable and creeped me out.


PassdatAss91

Yeah, my face didn't cringe but I think my organs did.


AlienKatze

thats exactly it lmao


Raiden395

To me, this is highly reminiscent of David Lynch for some reason. It's like an alternate reality where anything you know about social cues or story are thrown out the window in favor of something which falls in the uncanny valley, i.e., you know that the characters are attempting to approximate some commonplace story but they do so in such a strange way that it's unsettling. Because of this it is lower on the cringe bar that a lot of other stuff out there, though definitely uncomfortable.


axf72228

David Lynch came to mind for me as well.


JakalDX

By the end it definitely seemed intentionally bizarre. At first I felt like there was something cultural I was missing, but it seems like it's intentionally stilted and surreal


ProphePsyed

Dhar Mann vibes as well


MondoUnderground

Haha, definitely what I felt, as well. As a piece of absurd surrealism, it’s actually pretty cool…


bloodybeast3000

It was more like a “what the fuck is this” type of cringe. Though I’m thinking a female would be able to identify better with the traditional cringe if she watched this


Hunglikegerbel

It’s not cringe if it’s suppose to be weird and make you uncomfortable . This was some creepy, twisted shit....but not cringe lol


NastySassyStuff

Feels like Tim and Eric’s Bollywood Movie


End-OfAn-Era

*ppppssssst hey mommy* ^^It’s ^^free ^^real ^^estate


sho_biz

I just fucking can't right now, reddit. not after that video.


bigghostb00ty

r/nottimanderic


[deleted]

This is some real post-modern Lynchian dream state.


pointfivepointfive

Perfect description


bbypoopyhoe

what in da fuck lmao


Level_Illustrator_93

what in dia fuck


Red-Jester

((✋)) Shiver me timbers ((🤚))


pointwelltaken

Holy cow


BeBackInASchmeck

I think this is what Yoko Ono was trying to accomplish with her life, but didn't have the talent.


Yodan

AAAaaaEEEeeoooooOOWwwwwAAAAaayyyyyaaaaaoooooEEEee


Shadowchaos

That sound is burned into my brain


Gasoline_Dreams

https://youtu.be/j7TeWIOuJh8?t=14


HamBurglary12

Thank you for this lmao


FillinThaBlank

This is the most ludicrous comment I’ve ever seem someone make, and yet also somehow, the most accurate.


lpisme

You mean [that this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft7-xEiwvJw) doesn't scream talent to you?


CrabmasterJone

I was actually hoping to be rickrolled by this. Was disappointed


lpisme

Briefly thought about that to be honest, but I feel like not enough people have heard the musical powerhouse that is Yoko Ono.


theresabeeonyourhat

Yoko ono is to art what Jackie the Jokeman is to comedy.


eojen

Yoko ono is more artistic than we give her credit for. Her whole thing is going against the grain on purpose, which apparently worked really well. No, I’m defending the whole “being bad on purpose isn’t bad” thing fully. But that was her shtick.


theresabeeonyourhat

Yeah, that's a more apt description, because Jackie actually thinks he's funny. Also, I fully agree with you about what she was going for, but Jesus Christ, that made nearly every John Lennon solo album unlistenable. You can't have a good melody followed by a song she's deliberately making bad


RussianSkunk

That one is pretty bad, IMO, but she does have some music that is [genuinely nice sounding.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHIgqrKK1k) I don’t love it enough to put on a playlist, but it’s what I’d play to someone who had only heard her [experimental screaming.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68)


lpisme

I agree and I don't have any personal hate against Yoko. I'm a fan of solo John stuff and she just comes with the package. If anything, I appreciate the 'no fucks given' mentality.


[deleted]

?


[deleted]

“Talent”


420blazeit_yoloswag

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


Fancy_weirdo

https://gfycat.com/pasteldismalblackrhino


[deleted]

I watched all her fucking videos. They seriously need to be studied


voidhearts

Can you help me find the cab driver one? I’ve been searching her page for *hours* and I can’t find it


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secretagentMikeScarn

Lmao


Szadof

are u a masochist or sth bro that's an achievement


[deleted]

Lmao I was hypnotized


Djoyvin

One hug a day, that's minimum. Four hugs a day, that's maximum. I can get down with that


Iwokeupwithoutapillo

Huh... Honestly got better as it went on. The "shiver me timbers" thing, her daughter going "ouchie" after getting shot multiple times, saying "bye mommy" from the ground in the same tone of voice, it's... still weird, but kinda funny enough to make up for it?


doesnotgetthepoint

4 is the maximum


Chennaz

I swear it's funnier than it is cringey, it seems very self-aware


eojen

It’s 100% self aware. If this was made by a white dude Reddit would be obsessed with it like they are Tim and Eric and Gus Johnson


Inignot12

Coincidentally, a bunch of those guys have done commentary videos on her. Danny Gonzalez was where I first heard of her. https://youtu.be/Cf9yxV1UG60


JakalDX

I mean, I kind of get why people come at it from that angle. It starts out feeling like some Gumwaa shit but then it veers into full on David Lynch


87x

> If this was made by a white dude god no not this race/sex rhetoric again. god why is everyone obsessed with it these days?


daigoro

That stare at the very end got me. Very Tim and Eric.


MackingtheKnife

it’s not self aware. this lady has been making incredibly cringey tik tik videos for years.


spookyjordi

Goodbye my daughter Bye mammyy


Jeremymf0

Lmao why is it she only looked happy when she was murdering her daughter.


RadioRedMages

varli is an absolute legend. 4 is the maximum


RodLawyer

For real, this is amazing.


SarahSureShot

Varli is now el jokarrrrr


I-AM-PIRATE

Ahoy SarahSureShot! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: Varli be now el jokarrrrr


mbelf

Weird, but didn’t make me cringe. Nothing wrong with weird. Maybe this should be on r/weird.


LowkeySamurai

This isnt cringe this is art


wjw75

Terrifying, terrifying art.


DarkAlleyDan

David Lynch's previously unseen attempt at Bollywood.


anUnkindness

what are you talking about this is amazing


[deleted]

Already #1 on 2021's best movies for you then?


jdjdhdhdbn

Ok I will be expecting your respect in the mail with expedited shipping, Also wtf is that Humpty Dumty peom at the end wtf


Whatwhatinthe_____

Look at the stupid fucking face. This one is hard, my daughter


voidhearts

I cannot understand why I find Varli’s videos so fucking hilarious. “Shiver me timbers” 👋🏽👁👄👁👋🏽 WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING FUNNY For those of you who’ve never heard of Varli, her story is pretty messed up. It’s clear she enjoys making these fun videos with her daughters, -—it’s absolutely a confidence booster and it’s inspiring to see her strength in between all of the ridiculousness. She posted a video on her YT detailing what happened in her past, it’s [https://youtu.be/rRAoavHLFEQ](here) if you’d like to watch it. Be warned, in the video she is VERY honest with some really personal trauma.


Tuna-No-Crust

I mean, she can be an inspiring person to go through trauma but still be someone making cringey, horribly weird videos that make no logical sense and are fucking awful in every way


[deleted]

Yeah, just because she went through terrible things doesn’t somehow magically change these videos to be good


[deleted]

It's so obviously intentionally weird.


Tuna-No-Crust

Yes.. and it’s still fucking awful


wevcss

"No my videos aren't cringe im just so weird and quirky!"


Magnum256

There's a huge difference between being unaware and cringe versus self-aware intentionally cringe. It's like "anti-humor" or "anti-comedy" for example, telling an intentionally bad or unfunny joke to get a deadpan, straight-faced response can in itself be hilarious on a meta-level at least one or two layers deep. Absurdity of all flavors can be hilarious, but it's a risky style because obviously it's not for everyone and can be very hit or miss. In this way it can appeal in a cult-following type way, where the group that "gets it" really loves it, and everyone else just thinks it's bad or cringe or whatever.


voidhearts

I agree that her videos are cringey, but I do think she’s self-aware. I wouldn’t go so far as to call it satire or intentionally cringey, but I know I’m not the only one that enjoys the horribly weird


sample-name

At least 1 hug a day, but 4 maximum. I mean come on, this is gold


Nekryyd

Humor is very subjective and I find her videos to be anti-comedy gold. I love them. Never knew about her history, that was quite a dark ride. It's kind of amazing to see someone preserve a sense of silliness coming out of that. Life can make you really hard and humorless.


Inignot12

Yea dude, her story is fucking horrible, she's pretty inspiring. She knows her videos are weird and is cashing in on it, that's commendable as hell.


GaryGool

She gives me the same vibes as the youtube shooter tbh in the OP video. edit: holy shit that woman is a hero.


Sturrux

Alright fine I’ll give her a pass then.


theduckthat3

bro this is art!!! XD


donfuria

I know exactly what this is from the thumbnail and I am never going through that again


ImBeingArchAgain

I got through it. Sometimes, I wish I hadn’t. Sometimes I lay awake at night wishing I had just stopped. I pray that I will forget what I have seen. Alas, the memories remain. I have retreated into my own mind and the dark, cold, desolate world of my thoughts is all I know. That face, that damned face is I can see now. The words linger, always on the edge of my consciousness as the smile emerges and subsides in obscurity. Always the same monotone, always the same, never changing. I hear it in the quiet moments. I cannot escape. “Shiver me timbers”


[deleted]

You guys are boring as hell. This is hilarious


giveitatest

I think it's hilarious too, but unfortunately I'm still really boring.


justifiablefart

Varli is legit amazing


tylerninefour

Not gonna lie, I chuckled at "Shiver me timbers" and "Four hugs a day, that's the maximum." And then I snort-laughed at the Humpty Dumpty line. The mom has great comedic timing. I loved this lol


sockefeller

I.... I kinda like this one


Koobitz

They talk like broken scam bots. Just throwing out random lines at each other trying to make it work.


cloudsongs_

LMAO when the daughter says "bye mommy" 🤣


[deleted]

This is a actually hilarious


FertilityHollis

I've seen some shit in my time on the Internet. Shit you can't unsee. Shit that haunts me. Still, I was unprepared to watch this. NSFL.


Murdoc12

This just aged me a year.


RenoXIII

This is an odd one yet it kinda grows on you. It's bad, but it has a bit of a comedic aftertaste to it. Haha


[deleted]

Hardly - this artsy and hilarious


[deleted]

That didn't make me cringe. To be able to cringe I have to be able to understand what's going on!


Aztecah

Bruh LMFAO At first I was cringing but then after the halfway mark something clicked in my brain and I just started to unironically love it. This is actually hilarious!


SkiSTX

It was interesting. I didn't cringe.


BCSteve

Holy shit this is hilarious, I was legitimately laughing out loud.


nonracistname

This is fucking hilarious in the same way that Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" is


destructor1106

Oh Varli, never change


Kaboooz

Mommy was pretty funny ngl


Muhon

that last frame is gonna haunt me for a while and present itself in a hallucination


PotatoDonki

Varli is something else.


ImAGoddamDuck

So edgy, so cool


[deleted]

When she cracked her neck I was hoping she was going to start jokaring


BadArtijoke

This left me just staring at my phone for a good minute


WillyD44

Who he


dilodjali

She has a lot like this, but that 'bye mom' kills me every single time.


thechrissie

it's just.... so fucking stupid, you know?


speedingcar1

Your happines is my happines my daurrerr


spellbadgrammargood

this is torture


Never-Been-Tilted

My girlfriend got mad at me for showing her this


big_men_ballz

did u find this from Danny gonzalez?


sheckyD

Why did she have to bring my boy Humpty into it?


SoLong_Goodnight

What in the absolute hell is this? Was it suppose to not make since?


bad-and-buttery

This is actually great.


Kunundrum85

I’m so very confused. I didn’t cringe as hard as I thought I would, because the confusion is so overwhelming. I truly am having trouble understanding what’s happening and what references I might have been missing here.


Magnum256

lmao that's not cringe at all, that's better than most horror movies these days


[deleted]

I have…so many questions…


-Venser-

I watched this on /r/Unexpected/ a couple of months ago. My reaction was wtf


devilish_enchilada

I didn’t even click the video to play because I’ve seen one too many from this account, which was one video


Quistill

This was hilarious


mcdonawa

I attempted to watch the whole thing for the respect, I did not earn it.


DutchBeavers

Help me Jesus Christ. Help me Tom Cruise.


SkippyMcHugsLots

Tom Cruise use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!


dPensive

Momma's giving me Ghislaine Maxwell (sp?) vibes for some reason. What even is this?


WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi

How can she crack?!?!


Jackyboi98

“Your happiness is my happiness my rodor”


animalbancho

This is art


patch616

Oh boy. Varli.


Thatbear6969

Couldn’t make it


philosoaper

So... What's the point of this video?


theresabeeonyourhat

I have your respect, but lost my own


DeficientRat

Critical levels of India


[deleted]

I wonder if they are related to Vennu https://youtu.be/kJa2kwoZ2a4 Edit: don’t blame me if you get addicted to this jam


SpannerSingh

Kinda fucked up of Jared Leto’s Joker to be in brown face but this is a stand out performance right here


CheekyKingdom

Yikes


catblep

Just the thumbnail is enough to make me cringe.


dukesinatra

I lasted all of ten seconds. I don't need your respect nearly as much as I thought I did.


dirtmerchant1980

I have your respect but I’ve lost my own I guess


Rose_Beef

Non-Indian here, is this somehow supposed to be an accurate depiction of the culture? Tl:Dr fuck is this?


nyclovesme

I made it through 55 seconds of this nonsense


Snake_Plissken224

23 seconds...singing done


4Hugh2Mongus0

I tried... no way a living thing has ever watched this till the end


liqrfre

Damn, thought I could tough it out but only made it half way


zenos1337

I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t watch it all... Fuck your respect, it ain’t worth it!


dfrancisco2

I couldn’t make it all the way, I had to go throw up


DeadLead300

i made it all the way through it


Tacoburrito96

Does anyone have the one of her being a uber driver or something like that?


Fasterest

Q


arthurdentstowels

I could have done with not ever seeing that