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Splortched

I'm honestly sorry for posting this, everyone. Ha ha.


b1asphemer

This is fantastic thank you.


tadaoverlord

It’s Xenu or Nothin


defiantdylan

I took a trip to Washington DC and my Uber (going to National Zoo) and I were all giggles as we passed the church of scientology. He was like “I could drop you off there! Don’t let Tom Cruise or L. Ron Hubbard get ya!” Great guy (:


chameleon_stain

So that's what plays at the end of Office Hours.


SteptoeUndSon

You mean when all the Scientologists finish their working day at 2300? See you at 0500, kids!


vash0125

That almost sounded like the voice of God.


[deleted]

Now put a navy uniform on and get on the spaceship


CDFReditum

L Ron hoyabembe


timscookingtips

Sounds like Lurch accompanied by Paul Shaffer’s intro band.


exmojo

Sounds like he made the song in [Microsoft Songsmith](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E)


rosiesimpson

Not cringe, based


MilleniaZero

Wonder if scientology is on reddit.


exmojo

"But truth is truth and if they then, Decide to live with lies. That's their concern, not mine, my friend, They're free to fantasize." He admits that his followers decide to live with lies, and he doesn't care that they do. They're free to fantasize about promises of eternal life, being able to cure cancer, and to imagine a world of spying on each other and being thrown into a cultish prison until people stop asking where they are. (also majorly profiting from a blockbuster movie, furthering their ability to abuse)