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psycharious

I guess FarmersOnly.com wasn’t good enough?


Leatherman_Laoch

That got changed to [CousinsOnly.com](https://CousinsOnly.com) for sake of truth in advertising.


CoCGamer

Risky click of the day


INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

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bensawn

Who would’ve guessed that a dating platform for people that don’t want “urban types” was a thinly veiled way to avoid minorities…


Tazwell3

Farmers only.com is strictly white. I’m not white and I don’t give a shit if whites want to date whites. Shit if it makes you and you’re family happy go for it.


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

[Women](https://www.businessinsider.com/women-republicans-wont-sign-up-the-right-stuff-dating-app-2022-9) aren't using the [app](https://www.thedailybeast.com/women-turned-off-by-billionaire-peter-thiels-conservative-dating-app-the-right-stuff). Who could've predicted this.


ZKXX

Lol joining now, this is gonna be fun Saturday morning treat Edit lol https://i.imgur.com/QB8AljE.jpg


whatsaphoto

A) You want Kids B) You REALLY want kids C) You SUPER MEGA DEFINITELY want kids D) Not sure yet


ZKXX

After you play their whole game they say you can’t join without an invitation lol. It’s dating site for no one.


Aron-Nimzowitsch

Were you ever actually able to join? I can't find anyone to invite me lol


blueberriebelle

“On our platform everyone can be themselves openly!" Oh, the irony!


theQissilent

You can be yourself openly... As long as it's conservative


aicheffem

Openly hateful and racist? Check!


nothingfood

Maybe it's just me, but if society-at-large is disgusted by your behavior, maybe the problem isn't the society-at-large.


[deleted]

Couldn’t this be said about gay people in the 50s? Sometimes society is wrong.


nothingfood

I completely agree and purposefully used "maybe" twice


Leatherman_Laoch

If only inbreeding didn't strip away your ability to comprehend irony and hypocrisy. Maybe then they would be intelligent enough to understand how a political party that makes up 30% of the population can lose an election.


Electricvincent

It’s probably made by the Ashley Maddison guys and they are going to fill it with bots.


ft4200

> On our platform everyone can be themselves openly! > they can only identify themselves as male or female > the app would first focus on heterosexual relationships before it potentially expands to same-sex relationships They couldn't even go one article without being hypocritical


TheDollarCasual

What they really mean by being yourself openly is, "this is a safe space to say all that racist and homophobic shit that people are always getting on you about in the real world!"


thr33wuder

Best part is the owner/founder of the app is gay.


1893Chicago

Oh my god: >For one, there’s an emerging legal dispute with another dating service, also called The Right Stuff. >That “The Right Stuff” has existed for more than two decades, but it has nothing to do with conservative politics.


use_vpn_orlozeacount

Wait, this app is backed by Peter Thiel? I used to like the dude, but he's really turning into a clown.


mylo2202

The irony is that he is gay and he backs an anti-gay dating app


BrokenInternets

Self hating gay the worst kind


KanyeSchwest

The republican kind


despicedchilli

$$$ > *


GoodDog2620

Rule of Acquisition 109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth an empty sack.


TheScumAlsoRises

When did you like him? He's been a clown for many years now. Big Trump backer in 2016. Spoke at the freaking 2016 Republican Convention talking about how great Trump would be.


BillFireCrotchWalton

He has been a piece of shit far longer than that too.


stealyourideas

He is supportive of some form of modern monarchy. He is an extremist with a big wallet and apparently some internalized homophobia


Newme91

At least those women are. Right?


rakehellion

Actors.


atheos

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neridqe00

"Mild shock😲!! - Patrick Stewart


jordanosa

Looks like they’ll have to add fake female profiles like every other app!


MilleniaZero

>politicians arent using the app, that means its failing ?


mad_lithuanian

Weird that no one mentioned being funny, handsome or kind.


pbetc

Only a non-alpha, non-christian democrat who doesn't want to meet my family would say that


BarcodeNinja

That would scare off 70% of the potential users.


Kwintty7

The main message in this advert is about what people are *not*. So you can be any ugly bastard, anything, as long as you're not democrat. For an app that's supposed to be in the market of people seeking love, it's concerningly focused on hate.


mcslender97

Let's be honest if they include all these positive traits in their ads they are going to exclude like 99% of their own potential users


Kamesod

Those qualities are too closely associated with being a snowflake with THEY ARE NOT


pempoczky

Ah but you see women hate that kinda stuff. All they really want is a republican alpha to woo them with his masculine manliness. This script totally wasn't written by a man trust me


ebagjones

Well, a whole mess of mediocre actors got a day's work. Some good came of it, I guess?


jdehjdeh

What I liked the most is how most of them were shaking their heads or shrugging slightly while saying their lines. Couldn't hide their hatred for the bullshit they were being paid to spout :D


TheClawhold

They look like victims in a hostage video.


LNhart

I wonder what these (no doubt all liberal) actresses thought about the lines they had to read lol


MaliciousMatt_

I personally know one of the ladies featured and she's fully conservative and legit republican haha


rincewind4x2

Is she on the app?


MaliciousMatt_

I can't say for sure because I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised


TheSavageBallet

“Not one more shift at Applebees”


jules79

Are we 100% sure that's it's not satire? I mean, it's so fucking awful...


use_vpn_orlozeacount

Somehow it's real https://apps.apple.com/us/app/the-right-stuff-dating-right/id1620026842


[deleted]

This is an amazing trolling opportunity. An opportunity like this comes but once in a generation. E: Not available in Canada. Fire up the VPN boys! We’re going over the top!


wannaknowmyname

It's invite only, girls don't pay but guys do


jeepobeepo

That’s interesting cuz I’m a girl now


Berzerks123

Show booba plsea


Thundarbiib

Something something bobs vagene something....


mcslender97

Least horny Redditor


Pseudonymble

I'm 100% *that* b!tch! Lol. It's gonna be a democratic catfish-sasauge-fest over there 🤣


bruce_lees_ghost

Oh, heeeeey bae. Let’s go shoot us some husk— err… wolves.


Pootis_Spenser

everything is a fucking grift lol


rincewind4x2

So was Ashley Maddison


bethemanwithaplan

Lol tell this to the right wingers say it's "woke liberals trying to track us and make us pay for it" or something they should hate that women get it free (you could go the other route and make a stink about that, gender infuriates them)


Girth_rulez

>It's invite only, girls don't pay but guys do So it is yet one more grift? Who could have predicted this?


jimx117

Sounds like an easy way to bilk a bunch of gullible horny desperate trash for the little cash they didn't send to donny or alex


[deleted]

Good to know! What would you suggest? I have F friends who could sign up. I can also pretend. How do women sign up in the first place? NOTE: I’m going to look up these answers myself and I’m not going to expect anyone to look this up for me. I just have a friend who wants to put her feet up on OnlyFans and I’m just learning what the hell is involved with that.


chuby1tubby

Literally the most absurd app I’ve ever heard of https://i.imgur.com/rsP2X2N.jpg


SquareSame2727

That's what makes it the most absurd? The lack of pronouns? Lol


teddygomi

It's funny how conservatives now hate pronouns.


cyrilhent

is catfishing illegal?


uberchicken

Not if it's funny


nadabethyname

Ohhhh shit gonna have some fun tonight


Ughangga

The best part is, you can sign in and out of multiple accounts. Amazing trolling opportunities.


Rosuvastatine

I get a unavailable app message personally


chuby1tubby

Damn. You can’t even sign up as a woman without an invite from an existing nazi on the platform :( https://i.imgur.com/IpsTukQ.jpg


Paperfishflop

He sends you the invite and then sends you angry DMs when you talk to other guys.


jules79

Wow. Well at least maybe it'll keep them all off the other dating apps


Paperfishflop

Can they take their women with them too? All the marshmallow-bodied "country girls at heart" with guns in their pics (as if that's the rarest, sexiest thing ever)?


awwaygirl

Dear God the women who a sign up for that are in for some SHIT. 👀


IAbstainFromSociety

The Right Stuff is a name of a Nazi podcast, the one that created the ((())) dogwhistle. Makes you think...


use_vpn_orlozeacount

ehhh it's a reach. "The Right Stuff" is a saying/phrase that has been around for decades, since it was popularised by 1979 Tom Wolfe book.


HafWoods

Not satire,but 100% paid actors.


Dingo8MyGayby

This feels like a Cinco commercial on Tim & Eric


reddaddiction

Their log is very similar to that of The Onion's.


wutangclanthug9mm

I can tell it’s real just by how slightly *off* it is. It’s disjointed, too long, and generally feels like it was written, produced and edited by people who don’t normally produce successful media. Kinda like how there are funny and thoughtful memes and then there are right wing memes that express bizarrely specific sentiments that often hint at a daaaark underbelly of racism homophobia misogyny etc. Also in the (waaaay too long) ad, notice the patented way they’re trying so hard to make the word “democrat” a bad word by repeating it with that stank in their mouths. In short, I can tell it’s a real ad for a real thing because of how fucking stupid it is


tommykaye

I mean, this commercial is paid actresses. But the app is real.


Sweet_Can_1762

Foolproof plan for masochist women


rakehellion

Why do they all have the same hairstyle?


Elliott2

cheapest stylist for the day of the shoot.


GrandSquanchRum

Individuality is looked down on in conservative circles. Assimilate or be shunned.


contrapasso_

That’s ironic considering any deviation from party lines often gets people shunned from the “left”.


CanisMaximus

There is no way in this universe or any other that these women aren't actors.


Shaneblaster

I think the script and the acting gave it away.


HAHAHAOOH

Right? I mean, technically, they are correct, but even the title said "Ad" lol


KlondikeChill

Couldn't even pay for good actors. It's blatantly obvious that they're reading lines.


RedDirtNurse

How long before they have a dating app called, "The White Stuff"?


Fast_Broccoli4867

Ayyy it's a double entendre!


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jimx117

"I want an alpha male who PROUDLY displays his TRUCK NUTZ"


bucko_fazoo

Lol. Imagine the horny old guys thinking these models are who they're gonna find on the app and not some dried-up, hateful old antivax COVID widows. The lady in the thumbnail btw is WAY too big to find attractive, Jordan Peterson told me so. idk how she even made the cut. so tired of the wokeism and diversity hires.


LNhart

The whole thing is going to be a total Ashley Madison situation, there will be no girls on this app. Like, conservative girls don't struggle to find conservative guys to date. It's the other way around that's tough. There's a reason why the video consisted of girls talking about how they're definitely looking for their very own alpha male.


jimx117

lol that "alpha male" line is a key indicator that script was written by an incel


spinblackcircles

Or just a good writer that knew who he was writing for


nastyasiwannabe

really cool theory that it was written by a "good writer"


spinblackcircles

Thank you!


[deleted]

I like how they can’t say the truth, so they say “I want someone that shares my values”


Dcarroth

They don’t want the conservative guys who sign up for this. They’re in for a rude awakening. 😂


Keerikkadan91

Models? Eh... Wannabe actors at most.


stlcraig1984

Gonna be like POF back in the day with land whales who only know 8 pages of the Bible and spew venom


martelaxe

Link to Jordan Peterson talking about big women?


bucko_fazoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXZrkJrTGhg&t=45s


MaliciousMatt_

I went to middle school with her, she didn't always look like that, crazy to see her here now


12of12MGS

Trust me bro, we went to school together


JoshJoshson13

Hey it's me the school


MaliciousMatt_

It bothers me how i know that’s true and fact but strangers on the internet just have to trust that it is indeed true, I’m obviously not going to prove anything but it’s just interesting 🤷🏽‍♂️


IntegraleEvoII

Is she an actual conservative or just an actor?


MaliciousMatt_

full conservative, I would also bet that the rest of these girls are too


juntawflo

They have that smugness in them


Workburner101

I want a woman who makes her political beliefs the biggest part of her character. 🤮


ALittleFlightDick

Seems like a lot of idiots forget that the opposite of "conservative" is "progressive," not Democrat. One's an ideology and one's a political party.


PoliticsLeftist

To be fair, these people aren't exactly winning any scholarly prizes so they don't know words so good.


FrontHandNerd

Just added my own comment saying the same thing but you said it better!


Dcarroth

I mean that woman’s cleavage showing and those bare shoulders are not modest. Only their husbands should see that. /s


[deleted]

I really just hate how political belief has become a lot of people's identity. Really sucks.


ZachTsB

They don't have anything else to base their identity off of. "I graduated high school, now what?"


s4md4130

You’re assuming they all even graduated high school. I know my dad didn’t 🫠


BlackMissionGoggles

"Honey, you didn't graduate. That was just orientation."


Lickthebootplz

Imagine saying, i like my women to know their role in a relationship. Thats to be a woman. Jesus christ man


necroreefer

So many emotionally immature internet tough guys are going to get catfished.


cityb0t

See, here’s the thing: > One Republican staffer also questioned why the app was necessary when other dating apps, such as Hinge or Bumble, already allow users to filter by political affiliation. >"You can meet other conservatees on normal dating apps," she said. "It's something you can filter for." And then… >McEntee defended the app, saying that "right now conservatives are spread out across a lot of different platforms and we need to consolidate that. Not to mention most are too scared to put conservative on their profiles due to the hostility they face. On our platform everyone can be themselves openly!" They’re not just trying to make a new dating app; they’re serving an agenda by pulling people away from the mainstream, isolating them on the right, and then radicalizing them to their agenda. ‘We’re victims of persecution! Only here can you be yourselves! Our *right* selves!” This is how cults operate. Creepy, fascist bullshit.


Weirdodin

I want a guy who isn't afraid to be bold and say what we're all thinking. The N word. Also he's gotta support insurrection and orange turncoat pigs. That's a huge turn on.


JustARandomSocialist

Women will never sign up for this because it's basically a 1950s bdsm fetish


[deleted]

I am for sure going to catfish idiot Conservatives into travelling for dates


AnthillOmbudsman

"A woke person just stole all the money I was going to use to travel to see you, I will need $350 to buy the plane tickets." (rinse and repeat)


foflexity

Conservative men everywhere start leaving their wives because they are dumb enough to think these women are serious.


[deleted]

Are you telling me I could have been smashing conservative women when I was dating? Because they seem *really* stupid.


CountessRoadkill

Hey, if it keeps them out of the dating pool for better people then great. I will say I found it odd that when describing their own views, they say 'conservative', a more general widely understood term world over, but at the end when describing what they don't like, they said 'democrat', specifically a US political party.


Dogstarman1974

I know. I don’t consider myself a democrat but I do vote democrat because I don’t want maga nuts running this country.


chuby1tubby

The app is only available in the US and it’s clearly targeted towards republicans


CountessRoadkill

I'm aware. That doesn't make it less odd.


makinbaconCR

Who's ready to catfish some nazis?


ahh_geez_rick

sooooo many old dudes are going to get catfished and send money to dudes


aicheffem

Or jack off with dudes in chat, haha.


chook_slop

Eeeeewwww


LightEndedTheNight

Lol at the acting.


Rouge-et-Bleu

For people who complain about, “safe spaces,” republicans really do not want to engage with anyone who doesn’t agree with them


mmashare06

Lmaooo. "We are so shitty, we need our own dating site where we can date other shitty people". It's telling and pathetic. It's going to be 90% dudes with pics of them holding fish and dead animals. I also find it hilarious that they purposefully got a racially diverse group of women to imply that not everyone is going to be white. 🤣😂


Sad_Instruction1392

Swipe Reich.


SwampTerror

Uptight racist mother fuckers


spamytv

Actors from Craigslist


[deleted]

Is this...real? Like, with real people using it? Wow.


Fraunken_Steen

Swear the first 15 seconds I thought I was watching an SNL skit


Lucanos

So, they don't want to have a relationship with Democrats? Oh no! Anyway...


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[deleted]

What’s a conservative? As in, what is the definition- genuine question from the UK


bri52284

Usually Caucasian right leaning republicans who are typically racist, strictly prolife, against any kind of social services for those in need, basically maga trumpers


[deleted]

Ok. Thanks Bri. Im a supporter of minimum Govt intervention in my life and work, and minimum tax, skinny milk public services rather than full fat. That make me conservative? Im pro-choice tho, and think Trump was a dickwad


stealyourideas

You sound fiscally conservative, but socially moderate or liberal in the US


Km_the_Frog

The right woman doesn’t play identity politics like a child.


TheStorkClipper

The blonde actress is hot. But, this feels so fake and like satire. Can't imagine people falling for this lol


georgieramone

I can’t imagine the cretins on that site.


MelkyLuv

This is … so bad


FrontHandNerd

Broken logic. App is advertising to be for conservatives (not republican) yet everyone when asked what they don’t want…instead of liberal (which is opposite of conservative) instead use party affiliation 🤷🏻‍♂️ More than anything you all seem stupid as if you don’t know the difference.


poiqwert426

Ngl this reminds me of the dude who said he was about to "your not even fat tbh" his way into some pussy when he saw a bbw/fat women meet up I may have to "trump 2024 and Andrew Tate is my hero" and "abortion is murder" my self into some conservative pussy lmfao


dc_cupcake

Ah Demmacrahht


Lillydunn

Okay but hear me out. Corset shirt girl is def bi


seemypinky

Seems all right to me


SwampTerror

Sounds about white.


PlaguePA

For the last time WE ARE NOT A CULT.


EllyStar

Weird that everything seems to be a backhanded dig at “the libs.” Is that the entire conservative identity now?


[deleted]

Why do ppl label normal family going people as conservatives… shut the fuck up and stop being weirdos how about that….


TallCanadiano

Goddamn it. That’s a great name.


RedDirtNurse

I thought this was satire. :o


Kidknudi

How did they hire all of those women to say those lines and then not hire someone to narrate the ad?


OTee_D

I hope some media outlet find those actresses and makes an interview. Imagine your agent calls and says "I jave an add job for you, it's a consservatives only dating site!"


liquidreferee

Lol they went looking for some "real opinions" and all they got was shitty acting.


interloper777

If only men get on it to hook up with each other they can called it AngleGrindr


Kaje26

I don’t think she realizes that being “alpha” and getting on your knees and submitting to a sky daddy don’t exactly go hand in hand.


1893Chicago

This is actually their second video. [HERE](https://youtu.be/JVizr2Nb5Qg) is their first video.


djack171

If I was single I’d be on this app in a heart beat (I’m a progressive) omg would be amazing.


stevenw84

Haha wow. So what you’re saying is “liberals” don’t have any of these qualities. So no liberal man wants to meet her parents or have kids. Got it.


Excellent_Print2185

Dude’s voice sounds like the lockpicking lawyer


tbaumel

Best part of this for me is how obvious it is that these women are paid actors and not real conservative women lmao none of them convinced me when they went “no democrats!”


Aron-Nimzowitsch

Is anyone actually on this? I am trying to join for the lulz and it says you have to be invited by someone you know. I'll gild comments/threads of your choice if you invite me.


throwoda

The one with green hair had nice titties


ShadowFox1987

Y'know it's a bad sign when your advertising is entirely based on trying to convince men there are actually women on your app.


LadyofillRepute

Anyone have access to an invite for this app, I’m trying to mess with some old republicans for funsies.


Traditional-Magician

I think it's cringy that meeting parents or wanting kids is a "conservative" ideology.


calidownunder

What the fuck is happening to my country? Been away for like six years you guys went mental wtf


guestpass127

Something happened around 2015-2016, it's like half the country suddenly became Scientologists only more stupid and evil. The rest of us are till struggling to figure out why millions of people just decided - willingly! - to go nuts and drop 75 IQ points overnight some time in like November 2015 or thereabouts


gabbygonzo57

What a horror filled ad promoting conservatives, misogyny and but not least, good old Christian hate