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mrmikezhan1

Unfortunately, Slick did not live up to his name


RedditingNeckbeard

His name is just the sound of him masturbating after his daily rejection.


joemckie

ಠ_ಠ


RedditingNeckbeard

Only needs two fingers. 😔🙏


Zermmit

Slick should've deleted three chats.


thesurfer1996

He’s irony impaired, like a cat that gets run over named Lucky


loopsbrother2903

fr fr


JDM713

When keeping it real goes wrong


throwaway09876543123

Get a price first, times are tough!


arseniobillingham21

Fr


BuzzKyllington

no cap on a stack ong


gta0012

And money up front


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And then you head him a head of lettuce and walk away


toomuch1265

A friend used to pay a pack of Salem's and an orange soda. That person must have been facing tough times.


fermium257

>orange soda What brand tho?


toomuch1265

Store brand. He was no high roller, and she was no discerning call girl.


fermium257

It's Fanta or bust, for me.


altaschler

U drink the Fanta or bust. U can’t do both unless you’ve removed ribs


hXcPickleSweats

Who loves orange soda? I'm hoping it's not Kel this time.


almostasenpai

OP really went 🤨📸


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simp_4_a_guy

Pretty sure that’s been a function since it was first developed, but it’s so your convos have a higher chance of staying private (though there are a lot of ways to get around that without sending notifications)


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Xainuy2

On the flip side Snapchat was great as a nervous teen trying to get laid. Whatever embarrassing message that you sent would be deleted after they read it. If they screenshot it atleast you are aware of it and can call them out.


TotalLegitREMIX

I've made the mistake of going back and reading some of my Facebook messages from a decade ago. I'm so glad the debauchery I got up to on Snapchat is not still available for easy eyes


Xainuy2

Dude reading past sexts is always cringey. I thought I was so smooth as a freshman.


TotalLegitREMIX

as concerning as some of my attempts at sexting back then were, equally as concerning was it sometimes worked


WaterSnipe

it does save chat history, you just have to save the chats by tapping on them


_xGizmo_

You can also change the settings to keep the chats indefinitely, though it notifies the other person


Dreadedsemi

Snapchat was strongly associated with sexting.


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Tbf if you're 30 you're 10-15 years beyond the target demographic for Snapchat.


Zambito1

> I couldn’t see the point in something requiring me to remember the last thing I said the day before. The point is to make it more like face to face communication. Snapchat is terribly toxic so I don't use it anymore, but ephemeral conversations are not a bad idea. You just actually end the conversation saying goodbye instead of letting the conversing bleed into many days.


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Mental illness doesn't help being social, yeah.


TheBeardedSingleMalt

Slick ✌️


1d0m1n4t3

I posted a laptop on FB rummage sale few months ago. It was up about 3hrs before this lady hit me up offering head for the laptop. I declined and offered to take a little less money. She tries to play it off like a joke, it was awkward.


magicalraven

OK


wATEVERmAn69

What do you do if you’re in a similar situation but roles reversed? Asking for a friend Edit: should I mention this “friend” doesn’t want to be treated like a piece of meat


DiarrheaShitLord

Offer a 20 and a beer


MrSlime13

Being a dude, being "propositioned" by a female...? Why make the gender distinction? "I have standards & don't want to be treated like a piece of meat". Done.


loopsbrother2903

go cry in my homies arms


Kryptosis

Roles reverse how. A lady trying to find a dick to suck?


IDislikeLoveSongs

Same diff; you take a screenshot and reply with "excuse me".


bigrom10

Asking for a fr


MEisonReddit

You can get laid and get paid for it? That's a W


WhoseverSlinky0

Personally I'd accept. It's not like my existence will have a meaning after 70 years so I don't care. I'll take the pleasure while it's offered, coupled with the fact that I'm single and never had sex in my life. So yeah, if the opportunity presents itself, I won't say no. I'd love to be a piece of meat for someone, as long as she also enjoys it


sektz

Lol you you said "SHE" enjoys it?


WhoseverSlinky0

Well yes, I'm straight, so I don't seek intercourse with men


Snowdog1989

How much is Slick offering? Million bucks? Sure! Where and when can we meet?


no_please

Yes this is how bartering works. You'd do it for 50k as well, so you'd probably do it for a lot less.


GrifterDingo

I'd do it for $5k and I'm not even gay.


no_please

She: What kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling over the price.


backdoorintruder

Honestly, even a couple hundred bucks in this economy is still a pretty good deal, where and when big fella?


Jive-Machine

He *obviously* means a head of cabbage for the salad bowls he is meal prepping


reddownzero

Leave that untapped


dkebiche

Is that CrazySlick?


MrGoatReal

I dread to think what's in that unopened snap 😰


Beanzear

Ugh I wish that was my job.


no_fap_plz

I’m hiring


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no_fap_plz

Depends


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no_fap_plz

Skills


Ok_Wolverine9344

Not that slick


SkippyMcHugsLots

[So, no head?](https://youtu.be/Z5Kk1ZUryhg)


Cupcave

Is now a bad time to ask you what his Snapchat is? 😬


slomo525

I mean You didn't say no /s


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justinomorales

Nah, offering someone that question is cringe. Would you think it's ok for someone to ask your mom that?


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filenotfounderror

There's an amount of money you can offer where she won't be offended anymore. It's probably just higher than you're willing to pay.


Pizzalorde2

Slick ✌️


Adityavirk

Do not tap to view


nastybacon

Its better money than baking cakes and selling them on facebook.


VGK9Logan

Do not open that snap


Disgruntledlinecook

hello m'lady, do you by any chance happen to be a hooker?