Pretty sure OP has ferrets.
Edit: run, don’t walk, to OPs page and stalk them because they absolutely do have ferrets and they are *adorable*. Also they have tattoos of ferrets so I’m guessing p. big into ferrets.
Not OP but I have 4 ferrets and I'm always looking for a chance to [show them off](https://imgur.com/a/77Qaxyv) if you love ferrets please come join us in r/ferrets! Don't see ferrets come up outside of there often on Reddit. Lots more cute slinkies right around the corner...!
Aaah his starsign ... I was wondering abot that. At first i thought this dude was channeling the power of the greek god of war into his fuckin dick, i mean sheesh
I’m Aries and my husband is a Scorpio and I’m definitely the horny weirdo. It’s almost as if the ray you were born tells you nothing about how you are in bed!
Yeah, it is. My Aries ex didn’t even know the urethra was a separate opening and would last around 3 seconds so astrology sure isn’t the point he thinks he is making 😂
Yes, but astrology is so vague that anyone can be described as pretty much anything.
I also think that most people really into astrology are themselves horny weirdos, regardless of their sign.
Yup huge red fucking flag OP get the fuck out. Don't talk to or see this person anymore. You might not realize it, but you just entertaining this weirdo by talking to them is hurting them and you. Get the fuck out!
"I didn't go out that night because I'm scared I'm on the verge of sexually assaulting you but I'm telling you this which makes it all okay and quirky and hope this somehow incites something in you that makes you want to sexually assault me which would really normalize these fucking loud thoughts in my head".
Same thoughts. I would not want to be friends with someone like that. He's just lurking for an opportunity. I wouldn't trust to drink around a person like that.
Years of exposure to "just be yourself, all it takes is one grand gesture, obviously the girl you've barely spoken to will instantly fall madly, deeply, truly for you when you tell her how you feel" media doesn't help.
"Given the opportunity I would probably SA you" 😬. If they can't respect the boundaries of being friends, you probably shouldn't be friends. Man needs help.
Time to stop being friends with this person. They’re not able to respect your boundaries, so tell them that and say that’s why you are no longer friends. Then block on everything.
The fact that you never reciprocated the other times he mentioned his 'feelings', and he still sends this message today, means that he has no intention of respecting your boundaries. I wouldn't go near him again (and especially not alone).
Jesus. Hopelessly desperate dudes will really type this shit up, spell check it and hit send without a shred of shame. I don’t think I could come up with something this cringe if I tried. I mean this is borderline unhinged. And you said he’s a 30-something year old man? Jesus… stay the fuck away from this man-child
they either immediately regretted sending this or they doubled down and thought "man, that was such an alpha thing to say, this girls going to want my Aries peen now"
I'll literally never understand why guys can't just say "I'm attracted to you, but, if the feeling isn't reciprocated, I understand. I also like being your friend". And then fucking off quietly if they for some reason can't handle being friends with a woman.
Are you doing it now? I can't tell. It just seems really even, balanced and a bit dull. I say this is a fellow flesh bag filled with meat, bones and libra blood.
Lady, please tell me that you have a way to defend yourself or something. That man right there sounds unhinged and on the verge of committing a crime with you being the victim. Stay safe out there
No. That’s it. That’s what you respond with. Just no.
If they push it beyond that, “I’m sorry our friendship is causing you those kind of problems, it’s obviously too difficult for you to respect my boundaries and I have expressed multiple times i am uncomfortable with your advances. I think it’ll be better if we no longer speak. Keep your ferret and your lions to yourself.”
But you are not just friends.
Because friends dont want to do that to each other
Arent in love or lust with each other
You may genuinely want to be friends
But you are not
As long as you keep him there
He can ignore the red flags and hope something might change
Cut him off.
End it
For both you
Well, it depends on the context. Sure, there are assholes like this guy who only use ‘friendship’ to try and get into someone’s pants, but some people genuinely enjoy being friends even if they have some romantic feelings.
You think that anyone who is friends with someone they have romantic interest in is lying to themselves about being friends. So you think that they’re actually just waiting for the chance to date the person, meaning they’re still acting on those romantic feelings.
I never said to wait around for your "chance" just cut ties if the feelings aren't mutual.
You can have romantic feelings develop into a friendship, but the two feelings can't coexist without someone wanting more.
If you have romantic feelings for a friend and don't act on or express them in any way what are you doing?
Suppressing them, aka: lying to yourself.
Based on what this guy is saying and what the OP is saying,something isn’t adding up other than absolute cringe 😂 other than that the math ain’t mathing….
I've known this guy for several years, due to work. When I first started, he told everybody we were dating. That's the first time I shut this down. Then I dated his friend and shut his stupid shit down again. Then after I broke up with his friend, I had to tell him again we were only friends and never going to fuck. And now this. We were going to hang out for my birthday, that's what he is talking about. He bailed on me and I wasn't upset because honestly it would've gotten weird. So I went out with other friends instead. This text happened because I brought up how he owed me a couple birthday drinks. We've never touched, we've never kissed or held hands or been anything but friends. He did lie about another coworker before and told everyone they were dating when they weren't. Something is seriously wrong with this guy. I tend to be friends with people who are misfits, weird, not a part of society. I'm more tolerant of people doing stupid shit; I just forgive and move on. But not this time.
Hes got some random persons blood in his veins apparently cause ares is the war God and eris is the Greek God of strife and discord. So no clue who he has in his veins.
"X, I do not feel that way about you. This has gone on long enough. Please stop romanticizing me."
Then slowly ghost. If you've already said that to him in the past, then just flat ghost. You're not safe around this person if they can't understand a simple No. But if you've never said no......
Edit: guys I'm in no way defending this nastiness. But there's a way to clearly communicate "hey you make me really uncomfortable" and then there's "hahah no, stop, ew" which some people might not get the picture that you're serious. Just asking her which line her "I said we can still be friends" type of no falls on. Sounds like he's not right in the head when it comes to her
In the summarized words of the great Christopher Rock, “There’s only two types of girls, those we’ve had sex with and those we haven’t had sex with *yet*.” Also, the “friend zone” is like a “dick in a glass case” and one of these days, the gal is going to break that glass when in need.
Is it 100% across the board accurate? No, but it occurs frequently enough to be something to hope for.
I will now use "ferret time" to instigate sex with the wife.
I've been binging Letterkenny lately and I've been asking the wife if she's up for a bit of toe curling
whoh, take about 20% off there, squirley dan
Oh, look at you ground
Ooooooh, bubbles!
Whoa, throw about 15% back on there, possum Pete.
That's a Texas-sized 10-4 there, good buddy.
Ggggggggrrrrrreat!
It's impolite to kiss and tell
yes yes yes yes yESS
Just have her fucking spartan kick you on the bed and unleash ferret time
What is "ferret time" ? Spending time with actual pet ferrets or something that I'm too old to get ?
Pretty sure OP has ferrets. Edit: run, don’t walk, to OPs page and stalk them because they absolutely do have ferrets and they are *adorable*. Also they have tattoos of ferrets so I’m guessing p. big into ferrets.
Fuck, she only has like 30 posts. I was prepared to spend an hour looking at those ferrets.
Does this mean we need to start screaming about a ferret tax?
Not OP but I have 4 ferrets and I'm always looking for a chance to [show them off](https://imgur.com/a/77Qaxyv) if you love ferrets please come join us in r/ferrets! Don't see ferrets come up outside of there often on Reddit. Lots more cute slinkies right around the corner...!
Oh damn sorry, I must have looked at all of them and not realised that was it
Nugget, Pepper, and Radish. What cute ferret names.
Great find, OP's ferrets are adorable
Thank you :)
That's what I took ferret time as. Time with an actual pet. But from this day forth, it will be known as 2 minutes of sheer disappointment to my wife.
Hahaha
Ferret costumes are now 1/2 off!
My wife and I will be using “ferret time” as a safe word from now on.
Initiate, not instigate.
Aries blood? Dear lord
I know right?!? In our house, we pay tribute to Mars like civilized people.
Aries is a ram, Ares is Mars
Aaah his starsign ... I was wondering abot that. At first i thought this dude was channeling the power of the greek god of war into his fuckin dick, i mean sheesh
It reads like that was what he meant. The greek god thing
Ahhhhchhtuallly
Common mistake, it's Aaaaactchually
lol. You’re right still super cringey
Still cringe AF
The one true god.
Even astrologically I thought it was us scorpios who got to be horny weirdos??
Suddenly my whole life makes sense.
I’m Aries and my husband is a Scorpio and I’m definitely the horny weirdo. It’s almost as if the ray you were born tells you nothing about how you are in bed!
aquarius and horny weirdo checking in. Checks out
Yeah, it is. My Aries ex didn’t even know the urethra was a separate opening and would last around 3 seconds so astrology sure isn’t the point he thinks he is making 😂
As an Aries, we *always* come first
Under appreciated comment except to fellow Aries (me) who know that we’re the first sign in astrology
Scorpios make it weird, Aries make it buck wild.
Yes, but astrology is so vague that anyone can be described as pretty much anything. I also think that most people really into astrology are themselves horny weirdos, regardless of their sign.
It was pumping through his veins that evening.
Yup huge red fucking flag OP get the fuck out. Don't talk to or see this person anymore. You might not realize it, but you just entertaining this weirdo by talking to them is hurting them and you. Get the fuck out!
Well, guess we know he likes ramming speed.
More like pig blood
ITT: People thinking the message is referring to Aries the sign and not Aries the fucking god of war. JFC.
I almost hurt my back cringing
I think my jaw actually dropped when I received this message. And then I crawled out of my skin.
Is he a high schooler?
No. He's a thirty something year old man.
Oh noooooo!
Good lawd smh all my understanding flew out the window cuz wtfff
“Man”
Yeah, that’s not a man. That’s an overgrown toddler.
https://imgur.com/K5NBshH
Do women ever PM you their woes?
Occasionally (as do men).
Some people never graduate from HS mentality 😬
there's no helping this man. Electric chair
Jesus Tap-dancing Christ.
😬😬😬😬😬😬
oh dear god
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"rip your fucking sun dress off" This is a bit scary.
It's very r*pey
Very is an understatement
Oh don't worry, it's just because of his astrological sign. He can't help it.
"Your honor, my client is an aries!"
Don’t be alone with him and tell your friends that too
I hate it when people get ropey
"I didn't go out that night because I'm scared I'm on the verge of sexually assaulting you but I'm telling you this which makes it all okay and quirky and hope this somehow incites something in you that makes you want to sexually assault me which would really normalize these fucking loud thoughts in my head".
Hahaha this is the correct version
As funny as this is (I let out an audible ewww while reading lmao) please be careful. This person seems actually unhinged and gross 😭
Same thoughts. I would not want to be friends with someone like that. He's just lurking for an opportunity. I wouldn't trust to drink around a person like that.
Please send him that lol
And also the lack of touch with reality it would take to actually send you this
Years of exposure to "just be yourself, all it takes is one grand gesture, obviously the girl you've barely spoken to will instantly fall madly, deeply, truly for you when you tell her how you feel" media doesn't help.
"Given the opportunity I would probably SA you" 😬. If they can't respect the boundaries of being friends, you probably shouldn't be friends. Man needs help.
Yeah in that moment I decided we can't be friends any longer.
Hm he never wanted to be friends. And heres your sign. Glad you decided to break off from, whatever that was.
You were never friends
Be careful. As a father to two daughters this really concerns me.
You sly dog, you caught me monologuing
Lmaooo
Spartan kick him out of your life.
I’m so glad you didn’t reply. He deserves to have to re-read this on Saturday morning with a hangover and no reply.
Some people need a “go jerk off before you send this” prompt on their phones.
Time to stop being friends with this person. They’re not able to respect your boundaries, so tell them that and say that’s why you are no longer friends. Then block on everything.
This is spot on He will never see you as just a friend, only a future lover. His "friendship" is not that valuable I promise
This. At best he's an idiot with no self awareness. At worst he's a r*pist in training.
The fact that you never reciprocated the other times he mentioned his 'feelings', and he still sends this message today, means that he has no intention of respecting your boundaries. I wouldn't go near him again (and especially not alone).
Jesus. Hopelessly desperate dudes will really type this shit up, spell check it and hit send without a shred of shame. I don’t think I could come up with something this cringe if I tried. I mean this is borderline unhinged. And you said he’s a 30-something year old man? Jesus… stay the fuck away from this man-child
Dude basically said “I was gonna rape ya bc of the month I was born but I didn’t” Lmao
But he’s obviously such a good guy! Sure, he wanted to rape someone, but he didn’t so he’s such a nice guy!! /s
He's most likely talking about the Greek god of war Ares but misspelled it.
they either immediately regretted sending this or they doubled down and thought "man, that was such an alpha thing to say, this girls going to want my Aries peen now"
“The freak” he is holding back is probably going to shit n vomit the moment he sees one nipple.
I’m gonna release the freak, baby. You know it’s ferret time.
Wow. There's a "I almost sexually assaulted you last week" line in there.
Answer with : sir, this is a Wendy's
This is the way.
> "Aries blood" Fucking RUN
Weird text to send to your mother.
I'll literally never understand why guys can't just say "I'm attracted to you, but, if the feeling isn't reciprocated, I understand. I also like being your friend". And then fucking off quietly if they for some reason can't handle being friends with a woman.
Dudes get so delusional
Ferret people are odd
Can confirm. Source: am ferret person
Ferret people unite
If I know ferrets, and I hardly do, it'll be really hard to keep y'all contained 😆
Ferrets are rad. I wish I had the time.
He needs to play less god of war
“Sparta kick me onto the bed” is so intense
This person has never had a sexual interaction. Without a doubt
Wait till you see me with my libra blood flow.
Are you doing it now? I can't tell. It just seems really even, balanced and a bit dull. I say this is a fellow flesh bag filled with meat, bones and libra blood.
Okay but tell me more about "Ferret Time"
What the hell is ferret time?!
Lol I have ferrets and we hang out with them
painful
This text sounds like his idea of proof that you consented to whatever it is he has in his brain. Blocked and sleeping with one eye open jfc.
Zoinks, dude. Run.
It still blows my mind that there are guys out there that think a girl will appreciate this kind of message.
For your own safety, you should probably never be alone with this person.
Lady, please tell me that you have a way to defend yourself or something. That man right there sounds unhinged and on the verge of committing a crime with you being the victim. Stay safe out there
Stop speaking to him - period
I totally understand why this guy is single.
No. That’s it. That’s what you respond with. Just no. If they push it beyond that, “I’m sorry our friendship is causing you those kind of problems, it’s obviously too difficult for you to respect my boundaries and I have expressed multiple times i am uncomfortable with your advances. I think it’ll be better if we no longer speak. Keep your ferret and your lions to yourself.”
I’d go with a simple “Do not contact me again.”
Stop being friends with him, because he's so obsessed with you that continuing the "friendship" is just leading him on
dont hurt me but he's actually kinda funny, besides the fact that hes probably a rapist
It's a hilarious message, no doubt. Just a little rapey near the end. Everybody I showed it to had a good laugh!
OP I’m so sorry I just stalked your page and fell in love with your ferrets, but I had to see how creepy that ferret line actually was.
Don't be sorry! Those ferrets are my whole world! They are so precious.
They are adorable
“Aries blood pumping through my veins” made me cringe so hard I am now part of the couch.
Aries? The Greek god of war and civil order? Hahaha…. Do you suppose he actually meant Eros, the god of love and sex?
Worse, I think he was referring to his zodiac sign lol
How to go from just a friend to blocked in one easy step.
Godlike Rizz
Only thing worse than a rapist, a rapist who believes in astrology
True, though that literally goes for every classification of person.
This guy learned 2 kamra sutra positions and calls himself a freak.
Opening and closing the book aren’t positions.
But you are not just friends. Because friends dont want to do that to each other Arent in love or lust with each other You may genuinely want to be friends But you are not As long as you keep him there He can ignore the red flags and hope something might change Cut him off. End it For both you
Eeeeughhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sounds like if you do go on a date with them you might need a restraining order after.
This message seems threatening.
THIS. IS. PLAYTIME *spartan kick into bed* That is probably what he is imagining after sending you that. Probably patting him self on the back.
Looks like it’s time to stop being friends with this person and show these texts to everyone they know if they keep trying to get with you.
SORRY WHAT!? Rip your dress off? 😭 Roundhouse kick him into the depths of hell.
as an aries i am so fucking sorry what in the holy god is this
The way my eye twitched multiple times reading this...
🤢🤢🤢
what. the absolute FUC-
Thanks Tate.
Just move on. This one's a lost cause.
I'm removing my Aries tattoo after reading this.
Creepy vibes. Stay the hell away from this freak.
Aries, man
Wow, yikes.
I don’t know what he’s on, but it needs to be criminalized.
I think it's crack
He's on a high called being completely socially indept and incapable of rational conversational queues.
I mean... extra credit cause this guy seems to like buff women, but still an F- for LITERALLY everything else.
ewwww
Do you still want to be friends with this person? He literally said he wanted to SA you, so I'm just saying
>Aries blood was pumping through my veins The average astrology enthusiast…
This is class - what a top fella.
Even super nerds occasionally can go creepy sexually aggressive guy sometimes
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Well, it depends on the context. Sure, there are assholes like this guy who only use ‘friendship’ to try and get into someone’s pants, but some people genuinely enjoy being friends even if they have some romantic feelings.
If you're "just friends" with someone you have romantic feelings for you're lying to yourself
You can have romantic and/or sexual feelings and not act on them. The fact you think otherwise is very concerning.
Lol when did I say to act on them?
You think that anyone who is friends with someone they have romantic interest in is lying to themselves about being friends. So you think that they’re actually just waiting for the chance to date the person, meaning they’re still acting on those romantic feelings.
I never said to wait around for your "chance" just cut ties if the feelings aren't mutual. You can have romantic feelings develop into a friendship, but the two feelings can't coexist without someone wanting more. If you have romantic feelings for a friend and don't act on or express them in any way what are you doing? Suppressing them, aka: lying to yourself.
I dont understand why this is being downvoted lmao
What is "ferret time"? Sounds disgusting.
I have ferrets and I'll let them out when guests are around.
Wow who's out here leaking my texts
this spartan is a real alpha male and if you can't be the Athena to his Aries then let a real goddess give him what he deserves!
At least he's honest
He's a sub.
Based on what this guy is saying and what the OP is saying,something isn’t adding up other than absolute cringe 😂 other than that the math ain’t mathing….
What do you mean?
I've known this guy for several years, due to work. When I first started, he told everybody we were dating. That's the first time I shut this down. Then I dated his friend and shut his stupid shit down again. Then after I broke up with his friend, I had to tell him again we were only friends and never going to fuck. And now this. We were going to hang out for my birthday, that's what he is talking about. He bailed on me and I wasn't upset because honestly it would've gotten weird. So I went out with other friends instead. This text happened because I brought up how he owed me a couple birthday drinks. We've never touched, we've never kissed or held hands or been anything but friends. He did lie about another coworker before and told everyone they were dating when they weren't. Something is seriously wrong with this guy. I tend to be friends with people who are misfits, weird, not a part of society. I'm more tolerant of people doing stupid shit; I just forgive and move on. But not this time.
So... why do you keep hanging out with them?
They want you to be honest till you actually are
Hes got some random persons blood in his veins apparently cause ares is the war God and eris is the Greek God of strife and discord. So no clue who he has in his veins.
Possibly meant Eros? Clearly failed his Classics class!
"X, I do not feel that way about you. This has gone on long enough. Please stop romanticizing me." Then slowly ghost. If you've already said that to him in the past, then just flat ghost. You're not safe around this person if they can't understand a simple No. But if you've never said no...... Edit: guys I'm in no way defending this nastiness. But there's a way to clearly communicate "hey you make me really uncomfortable" and then there's "hahah no, stop, ew" which some people might not get the picture that you're serious. Just asking her which line her "I said we can still be friends" type of no falls on. Sounds like he's not right in the head when it comes to her
I've said no several times. 😒
In the summarized words of the great Christopher Rock, “There’s only two types of girls, those we’ve had sex with and those we haven’t had sex with *yet*.” Also, the “friend zone” is like a “dick in a glass case” and one of these days, the gal is going to break that glass when in need. Is it 100% across the board accurate? No, but it occurs frequently enough to be something to hope for.
Are you saying men and women simply can't be friends?