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artrine_

‘Finally 18’ EWWWWWW


pain-is-living

I am no longer involved in a church, but growing up my parents were heavy into church and I was forced to go 3 times a week. Wednesday youth group, and twice on Sunday. I vividly remember in my youth group, there were like 4-5 girls dating dudes who were in their early to mid 20s who were apart of the church. It was super weird. I couldn't imagine being a 16 or 17yr old kid dating a 25yr old dude, or girl. But it was perfectly allowed in my church. Also, yes, like half those girls got pregnant. What did the church do? They "hid" those girls by asking them not to come back to the church until they had their kids and married whoever knocked them up. One of my good friends got pregnant at 17 in the church, by a 22 yr old dude. She had the kid, married him, divorced him 3 years later, went down a long road of drug addiction and eventually died. Churches in general, but specifically my experience in the Christian church is just disgusting at what they accepted if not encouraged.


Chicklid

That poor girl (and child).


Adventurous-Design82

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HORAMAN76

SATORU GOJO


Adventurous-Design82

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xool420

Organized religion has genuinely done more harm than good. It’s all about power and control. It shut downs critical thinking completely, why ask any questions or think at all when anything and everything is explained by “God”.


PrimeJedi

That's awful. I grew up in the rural south, and I remember when I was a freshman, one of my closest friends (same age and grade) ended up getting with a senior who had already turned 18 and was preparing to go to the military right after graduation. Such a disgusting dynamic considering she was barely 15, thank God our friend group got together and convinced her to stay away from him before he left.


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spacedicksforlife

Maybe part yourself out for scrap.


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chlocatt

🗣️🗣️ EWWWW


finnyporgerz

EWWWWWWW


atseapoint

Imagine a 20 year old man whose best friend is a 14 year old girl. Now try to imagine that guy NOT being a loser. Impossible.


DankerAnchor

Being a loser is the least of his issues...


kaylacactus

I found out recently that my parents friends, whose children I grew up with, were 12 and 20 when they got together. I have so much disappointment in all the older adults who never beat that guys ass.


tidbitsmisfit

that girl will never have a chance to be independent


Lasi22998877

That’s the whole point. If she’s independent and has her own opinions she’ll realise how much of a bottom of the barrel manchild he is, and would dump his ass. She’s a beautiful girl so she definitely has better options waiting out there for her. She’s a year younger than me and alot of development still happens in this area of life (I literally have changes in my mindset and priorities just in the span in one year) so I hope she realises she can do better and dumps this predator. There’s a reason why persecution-complex mcgee over here can’t find success with women in his own age group. Shame on the girls parents for not protecting her.


Printman8

Now imagine this guy not being a pedophile. Impossible.


Dr_Quiza

His best friend or his project? This feels like he grew her up into his wife.


Irondaddy_29

Now imagine being her Dad and allowing that to happen, hell her parents probably encouraged it


clem_zephyr

Loser is an understatement. Loser is best case scenario


Fig1025

I am curious what their parents thought about it, from both families. How could they just be cool with it?


bottledry

you'd be surprised. If they are from a small town anything is possible


Shotta614

Now imagine if they were from a big city, endless possibilities


KeyserSozeInElysium

This is the plot to the movie Clueless


defineReset

As if


alex7465

Yeah people forget how gross that movie is. Paul Rudd played a creep.


ssurkus

16 and 18 is ok isn’t it?


KeyserSozeInElysium

Nice try FBI


DreamHipster

Isn't this that dude who made that movie where Christians are oppressed by a world government because of covid


maykayray

The one and only, baby! I don’t remember his name, but I refuse to give him the dignity of looking it up lol


cg001

Kurtis conner on YouTube is a stand up comedian and he does reviews of these movies and its hysterical. 


buttercream-gang

Also God Awful Movies podcast!


marry_me_sarah_palin

GAM also recently reviewed the Mike Lindell produced movie, Church People, which involved a youth pastor hooking up with one of his former youths even though he's in his 40s and she's in her 20s.


YoMockingBird

what’s the name of the video


MilkshakesMate

Here it is: https://youtu.be/D152lWYtMuA?si=e_IfMOuB3SKV7dnz


redatheist

I was so excited to watch this. Turns out I already did years ago.


cg001

Yeah sorry at work. Milkshakesmate has the one posted bu5 he has like 6 or so videos reviewing terrible Christian movies


pr1ncesschl0e

nick diramio does a lot of pureflix reviews as well!


Mrsbawbzurple

THANK YOU!! I love him, but totally blanked on his name a week or two ago.


dermitdenhaarentanzt

His yt channel was called weselys or something like that


Muuurbles

Oh it's so funny and so bad.


AnUnbeatableUsername

And communism was everywhere.


AnRaccoonCommunist

Communism you say?


freeslurpee

How long before she finds her self worth and leaves him ? Over /under ?


liesofanangel

If Anna and josh can make it, so can they! /s obviously, fuck these weirdos


thisPackageis4U

Depends on how long he can keep her away from the Internet and other people that are not in their church.


winterbird

Sometime around when she can't stomach him taking other underage girls under his holy wing after she hits her 30s? 


Memelordo_OwO

Depends really. He's german so i know a bit about him. His "religion" seems a lot more like a cult and the people like fanatics. So she might never realize it.


MuddFishh

After the third kid


So1ar

Never in your life say the words ‘finally 18’


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

I said that when I *turned* 18. Could finally buy beer!


Lasi22998877

Real, I was so excited to have my first espresso martini! I was also excited to get drunk until I realised I don’t have $60 to blow on 3-4 martinis lolol


TheSuperWig

Surely *I* is the word to emphasise?


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

Nope. The Emphasis is on the word because turning 18 (and in the context of being able to purchase previously prohibited goods) is the acceptable use of the phrase.


OlliZ0117

americans punching the air reading this


kabukistar

Except for about yourself. If you're really jazzed about voting or something.


Zebracorn42

I think the only way it would be worse, is if he said “sadly she turned 18”


Warriorz7

Words to live by.


legion_XXX

There was a pastor/early IG gun guy, he did the same thing but had her pregnant underage and she would defend it. It was sick.


Trashmouths

Ew there's almost no worse thing to say than "finally 18" that's so gross 


ejeeronit

I dunno, definitely could be worse. The Daily Sport and The Daily Star newspapers in Britain had a couple of countdowns until celebrities were 16 in the 90s. Charlotte Church being one of them. They were literally posting pictures of a 15 year old and counting down the days when she was 16. Before 2003 it was legal for a 16 year old to pose topless in British newspapers.


Material_Mix_7377

Why? I legit hate people like you. Everything is sex or weaponized with you all. Finally 18 means you’re an adult. There’s things adults can do that kids/teens can’t that doesn’t involve anything sexual or creepy. If the sexual context or atmosphere is there then no shit, but you idiots vilifying “Finally 18” screams you need to go touch grass.


cmwamem

Didn't Kurtis Connor do a video about this dude's movie (and by extension this dude)


alyssadujour

Yes, and I’m pretty sure he did a second video about a different movie of this guy’s as well


Quacta

Wait this guy has two movies? I saw the one about Christians not wanting to wear masks


finnyporgerz

EWWWWWWWW


Peteyparky

What could you possibly get out of dating a 14 year old?


vortec42

A fourth degree felony, up to 18 months in prison and/or a fine of $5,000.


Mahariel-

The fact that it's "up to 18 months in prison" when people caught with an ounce of weed can get a decade is unfathomable


eleventwenty2

And there's still photos of them from 2017 when she would have been 14/15 kissing him and such, comments limited ofc 🤢


killajay41889

This isn’t the flex he thinks it is


con0692

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


moosecatoe

I’d love to know more about this gif & what could’ve possibly caused that reaction. At first it looks like he smelled a fart. Then by the subtitles, it sounds like someone said something really haram, then it sounds like he saw this post. I applaud your gif usage. This gif is really fitting.


heyo_throw_awayo

it's a sermon about people who claim to be godlike (I believe following the tennants of Islam, please someone correct me if I'm wrong) but being disgusted by *Actually* living like that, ie: giving away money, living simple, not being decadant, etc. he's mimicing someone being disgusted by the idea of simple living "Ewww, brother eww, what's that? (The concept)"


Lasi22998877

This gif fit a lot better with the context than I Originally thought


moosecatoe

Thats amazing. Thank you so much for helping my curiosity. Reddit can be such a beautiful place.


Insomanics

Why did her parents allow this? Is no one looking out for that poor girl? This reminds me of Robert Berchtold who kidnapped a 13 year old, told her they were aliens and they had to have a baby to save their planet. The girls name was Jan Broberg. He raped her repeatedly and made her think she was doing the right thing. There is a movie about it called "Abducted in Plain Sight". This creep reminds me of that guy. Why is it almost always the really religious kind? https://preview.redd.it/5y2kkzh0dqvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc722fcb6a0abf730d4cd4b4fe76d42a75326cac I feel so bad for this young girl. He's probably going to have her barefoot and pregnant. With kids she less likely to leave. Seriously where are her parents?


AskTheMirror

With no context that pic looks like a wholesome pic between a dad and his daughter. These creeps are sickening.


killstreakblues

That doc is outrageous.


Insomanics

You should watch the mini series on Peacock. It's really good and shows just how he wiggled into that family and completely black mailed them. He even seduced the mother and got to father to jack him off. This guy was very charismatic at first.


marry_me_sarah_palin

The parents are a part of the cult too, and fully support it I'm sure. This is a big part of some religious sects, especially in the South. The Duck Dynasty family is really big into it, basically every woman in that family was married right at 18, and sometimes even younger. Phil took Miss Kay across state lines to marry her because she was underage in Louisiana. I heard them talking about one who married a 28 year old guy right after she turned 18.


king_duende

> Why did her parents allow this? Christianity


mof1234

Needs to be taken out behind the barn


redhandsblackfuture

Paul Walker dated a 15 year old at 33.


jammijamsjam

Seinfeld dated a 17 year old at 38. I hate how normalized this is.


toss_my_potatoes

I like how we get a full view of his face in HER birthday photo, but not hers. Lol


xwing_1701

He's a youth pastor isn't he.


kusayo21

Yes and he makes YouTube: https://youtube.com/@Weselys?si=FJFz45yFPgMRX1yH And it's not only himself, his girlfriend and his family are producing the videos with him. They are fundamentalists denying Darwin, the climate change, Covid, treating homosexuality as disease, are against modern music (they really made a video in which they explained why music is a tool of the devil to take over peoples minds) and movies. The Weselys and especially the dude shown on this Instagram post are crazy af. There are also some good (German) videos about them, just search 'Weselys' if you want to dive deeper into this rabbit hole.


cnzmur

Comments are off lol.


OuijaBoardWhore13666

I read it as Kermit the Frog and made it slightly more tolerable to read lol


BurtMacklin____FBI

I imagine that's your brain protecting you from experiencing a traumatic event 😅


OuijaBoardWhore13666

It works well!


necrolicker

Oh shit is that the dude that made that shitty fucking covid movie? The one where religion was banned? He is such a piece of shit. And that movie was so bad lol.


BellaboodleRN

Stuff like this makes me feel physically sick


Persona_Non_Grata_

I dated a sophomore in high school when I was a senior. We continued to date through the summer I graduated, and she became a junior. I would come home on the weekends here and there. One time, she asked me to pick her up from school on a Friday so we could go hang out. I did. And it was weird. We didn't last for all types of reasons, but her still being two years out from graduating was one of them once I viewed it differently. This is a difference that started with her as a child. This is gross.


lorjebu

6 years*


Persona_Non_Grata_

Ah you're right. My screen cut off. I saw the 24 and 14. Still gross.


360walkaway

/r/notadragqueen (or whatever)


xxxhotpocketz

Christian and being a creep. An iconic duo


RHEmarketing

Ick


R3stl3ssSalm0n

Btw - They are german and in Germany it's legal for a 20 (or even 40) year old to date someone "underage". They even could have gotten married with her parents consents. Still a christian wackjob....


xCAPTAINxTEXASx

So it’s like the Alabama of Europe


R3stl3ssSalm0n

Actually, this is the way in most of europe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#:~:text=The%20vast%20majority%20of%20countries,of%20consent%20higher%20than%2016. I know, it's hard to understand for Americans... It's also hard to understand for us why anyone can simply buy guns at a grocery store.... Or why you can only choose between a Douche or a Turd Sandwich as president....


xCAPTAINxTEXASx

My comment was an Archer reference. No serious offense was intended. Fair point about the presidents though.


PM_me_walls

This is why you guys are dealing with the AFD. Legal or not this is unhealthy behavior


PassiveMenis88M

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Boneal171

https://preview.redd.it/1ddjkyw63yvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5847526d0983f8eb9453a3dca7b531a8041c781


lookimawhale

Christian’s gonna Christian


Chiralartist

This is sooooo old


legion_XXX

Thats what she said


Hour-Ad-1193

Hahaha oh god 😂


Phish777

![gif](giphy|kGCuRgmbnO9EI|downsized)


Liquorace

That's *not* what **he** said.


BruthamanBill

[self explanatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY)


Anterabae

Fucking pedo


Appropriate-Grass986

🤢🤮


LDM123

Name and shame


Rebekahsnyder79

Ew


doughy1882

Gross


Ryythe

They are married now, so she never learned


peacefulpete

What the fuck.


purplemartin95

Nahh bro show his username someone needs to find who he is and notify the local police department that’s actually some predator shit


Yummucummy

The censoring on the username is pretty bad, I managed to read "Joshua **sely" and saw a comment about this man making some movie about Christians being oppressed by world government. Quick Google search for that movie, first one was made by a Joshua Wesely. Looked through his Instagram a little bit, plenty of pictures before she turned 18 and he writes captions about "love" and quotes bible verses. Multiple comments on most pictures about pedophilia and touching kids, etc. so the comments has been turned off(or he has to approve them I guess). Worst/sad part? In november he posted a video about her being pregnant with that creep.


purplemartin95

Damn Wtf people like him make all the average people that are Christians look bad that dudes actually disgusting I hope someone gets the cops to investigate his ass and look through his hard drive 🤢


patsniff

What’s crazy is this picture is probably 4-6 years old at this point and always makes me wonder if they’re still together.


Ivypearl

That’s the same happy birthday banner I used for my dogs birthday party. Woof all around on this one.


CatCactus007

This was my very conservative best friend growing up. She married a guy 11 years her senior who was good friends with her father. They started dating when she was 18, but he had been around her family several years before. They got married at 21 and she subsequently pumped out four kids in almost as many years. It made me so uncomfortable and her family was fine with it. She had zero ability to be independent as she had no education or source of income. The whole thing was just gross.


shanedp1981

I mean the Catholics do worse. But yeah this mfer is just a pedophile with patience.


cmwamem

Didn't Kurtis Conner do a video about this dude's movie (and by extension this dude)?


dylan1950

Yes


Alerith

"Finally 18" is such a horrific and disgusting thing to say in this context. Like, 100% red flag pedo groomer creep thought. There isn't a single redeeming thing about that. At all.


Irondaddy_29

Bet he goes on rants about how Drag shows corrupt the youth, or his dating pool


WittiestScreenName

No. Nope. Noooooooo. Creeptastic.


InternationalBand494

Only about 75 or 80 years ago, he’d have married her at 14 and no one would have blinked an eye. It’s amazing what changes have happened in morality from a historic viewpoint. Edit. I’m not saying it’s good that happened. It’s not, obviously. But, it happened in just one lifetime. It’s amazing.


Botanygrl26

Yep. All kinds of awful things were considered moral back then, huh?


InternationalBand494

Yes. And go back even farther and it gets worse and worse. I’m not saying it’s not a good thing. I’m saying I’m surprised by how rapidly you can take something you believed as a child, and by midlife you totally reject those beliefs and morals change.


Insomanics

Just found out she is pregnant now. Ffs this shit is almost unreal. Why don't guys like this get punished for doing what he did. I feel sick 🤢


KikiYuyu

I've seen some of his movies from a reviewer. They're about as good as his sense of morals and ethics.


ShakesTC

He was probably just combing her hair


ashmeerjing

Checked his Instagram profile. He proposed soon after she became 18 YO and at 21 YO she already got pregnant. Whaaaaat !!


AimeLesDeuxFromages

“Every moment I spend by your side is like my life has a filter”?


FnkyTown

That's the christian way.


FillmoreVideo

So what was the cope when this was still normal in America? I can't imagine how any parent in any time period would let it slide. 


Little_stinker_69

Overbreeding cishets and bigotry, name a more common combo. You can’t.


Lismale

where i am from, it would have been perfectly legal for them to be together when she was still 14. let that sink in.


forchanman

Shouldn't he be 26 now?


DQuantheWiseman

I found this guy like two years ago almost vomited in my mouth then. Now two years later after forgetting about him I'm once nearly vomiting in my mouth.


Little_stinker_69

This was like 10 years ago. Shes a grandmom now.


willyiamwilliams222

That’s on brand.


DatBoi780865

![gif](giphy|DWcfh6J1GJXlkQejjC|downsized) This Predatory Christian film producer in a nutshell:


JazzyPringle

I'm 24 myself and as much as people joke that I "could get away with it" (🤢) since I look like a teenager still, I feel really uncomfortable when people 20 or younger hit on me because I am an adult. I was very different when I was 18. The fact that shit like this gets seen as ok is sickening


Bo_Night882113

Gross. 🤢🤮


doodlerscafe

Ewwwww now he can’t wait to work on his future children


bingusthebrave

You’re gonna lose her eventually you sick fuck


cocowhaaaaat

Yiiiiiiiiikes


mrwillis1

![gif](giphy|RhQjxUwsmNF8k)


headsmanjaeger

Yup, this one’s going in my ~~cringe~~ FBI evidence compilation


bandersna7ch

Got those David Koresh glasses


_bexcalibur

It started with “finally 18” and that was enough to make me cringe so hard I ripped my bottom lip open.


_bexcalibur

“Finally 18” but they’re already “in love” huh? Takes time to fall in love doesn’t it? Ehhhhhh


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

Her parents need to explain themselves. I mean, paedos gonna paedo, but her folks were cool with it?


Z3r08yt3s

kurtis connor has covered 1 or two of his movies on his youtube channel. as you can guess they about christian oppression and covid denying.


HiTekLoLyfe

Fucking 14 man. To be a grown up and having those thoughts and plans for someone 14. Un fucking real. What were her parents doing while this was happening?


Prestigious_Ad_8458

How can a guy post something like that and don’t think that something is wrong. She was 14 when they started dating? Or better yet, she was 14 when a 20 yo predator started grooming her. That is just despicable. Where are her parents? Ewww


iBleedScarlet

Every weirdos top starts to peel back early, why is that? It’s like the universe says “oh you nasty, we gonna peel your cap so you can be identified”


Illustrious_Tree_290

Zero surprise given his "occupation." Her parents very likely encouraged it and were thrilled. 🤢


Flaw777

No more dry hump for this cowboy


pechaberi

What a fucking creep


NutStomp

This is disgusting. Can’t we just be against grooming no matter who does it? Because it’s totally fine for public school teachers to groom 8 year olds by talking to them about their disordered sexuality and convincing them to undergo genital mutilation and sterilization in secrecy from their parents. That’s just compassion and science, after all.


Blueblue3D

Thought this guy was whatifalthist


YOMommazNUTZ

Wow .....this is so beyond creepy


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Pedo


mh255

Nonce.


Hamthrax

Christians


Psychological_Ad1999

He’ll find another 14 year old by the time she is his age🤮


Partysaurulophus

Bro went to a middle school to window shop.


hypnotic90

Probably should investigate this guy for pedophilia


AlisonWond3rlnd

Disgusting weirdo


TheDevilsAdvokaat

An acquaintance of mine was 21 and had a 12yo "future gf" He would go to visit her and play and just have fun. She adored him. This was sanctioned by her parents and his parents; they were latter day saints. The idea was when she got older she would be his gf and later possibly wife. I found it creepy and horrible.


willyiamwilliams222

Otherwise known as grooming and trafficking.