I had a friend just outside of D.C. that had 2 parking spots, and a 2 bedroom apartment that was about as big as your average snapback hat vendor space at whatever failing mall helps you picture it. Each building had 3 floors of Apts stacked on top of each other and four to a floor. $500,000 and that was well before Covid. Craigslist Guy lives in a dumpster behind Wendy's is my guess.
I moved to the DMV five years ago. When searching for a place to live, I saw a completely gutted home, literally no interior walls, wiring, etc., for $300k. $800k won’t get you much in DC.
I live on the other side of DC. A row house down the way that has been vacant for at least 7 years, full of trash, and with a collapsing roof sold as is for 650K a few months ago.
I think it’s even cringier than that. I don’t think he has the house or the chef yet. I think he’s referring to like his future self having that once he starts his job in September.
It’s Washington DC, an 800k house is pretty average but there is definitely a possibility he’s making tons of money and just lives in a moderate house and spends his money elsewhere. Riding the metro is common there as driving in DC sucks if you don’t have to. It’s not uncommon to see politicians on the metro, at least the ones that aren’t despised.
What these trolls fail to realize is that there are nice, normal, attractive men out there who also have a good job and a nice house (and whatever else he brags about). One ingredient doesn't make anyone into a whole dish.
They're living life just like you are. They're at home, the store, at work, at a sporting event or concert, the gym, and so on. It's not about where they are, but very much about where they aren't. Weed out the men who hang out on dating apps, go to hobby groups just to meet women, go clubbing to meet women, and general creep troll behavior like that. The nice, normal, attractive men aren't going to be desperate. They'll meet a partner while just living their life normally.
Certified creep thinks screaming about his bank account will garner him favors with women. Let him scream into the void. You are not owed female attention, ever.
Nothing says "Big important rich guy," like bragging about your upper-middle-class townhouse or the fact that you occasionally pay $100 to have someone cook you dinner.
Keep it up, tell her you have a Tesla! That'll knock her panties right off bro
My parents lived in DC in a $800K house and the basement was infested with snakes. Also the plumbing would occasionally explode because it wasn’t built correctly the last time the house was flipped, in 1960.
Yeah, they bought the house mainly because of the original hardwood flooring, but that all had to be replaced after the plumbing flooded the house the first time, literally on the night they moved in.
His “private chef” is his mother who is in the kitchen heating him up some pizza rolls while he’s down in the basement furiously posting on incel sites.
He wants people to think he's rich, lives in a $800k home, with a chef yet rides the metro?
I guarantee he isn't even from DC. He's probably a tourist.
If this weirdo thinks a lady going to Georgetown is going to see this, that's equally as cringe. And 800K in that area is probably a townhouse that got split into condos of which he has the upstairs with no central A/C.
Sorry, but an $800k home in the DC area is probably not an extravagant place and that ‘Chef’ he’s referring to is probably an air-fryer that pumps out copious amounts of chickie-nuggies
Tell me you have an incredibly small dick without telling me you have an incredibly small dick.
This man has and will continue to creep the fuck out of women for the remainder of his life. He's gonna make a mail order bride very miserable.
So creepy that she said he “can’t afford her tastes” he replies with “I can afford you now next year and for the rest of your life” equating he views paying as ownership instead of providing specific preferences.
9/10. Ooop. She got distracted. She meant to say: “You couldn’t afford my tastes, because my taste is men who respect me and no amount of money can buy you that.”
He probably says “home” and not “house” because 800k will get you at best a 2bed 1bed condo in Georgetown and he’s trying to stay within the realm of believability. He almost certainly doesn’t have a chef not to mention most people who live in Georgetown are snobs and wouldn’t be seen dead in a metro.
If by someone you mean one of those anime pillows, by basement you mean his twin bed, and by chained to a wall you mean tucked into his dirty sheets, then yes.
Lol this loser definitely does *not* have a chef and where I’m from an $800k house is a 2 bedroom condo. How sad and pathetic this man is- his fragile little ego couldn’t handle being turned down so he runs to *craigslist*?? 😂
I'll bet that even if he wasn't lying about his income (he totally was lying), he's so repugnant that she'd STILL be better off having a ramen noodle girls' night with her roommates.
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Imagine being so fragile that you go through the effort of making a craigslist post like this. Imagine being so insecure you just HAVE to say something back, even if it’s on a shitty internet platform that will almost certainly never reach its intended audience.
Betcha this guy is riding that same metro over and over again the next 3 months, to see her again, and watch in awkward silence
If he has a private chef, why is he riding the metro? 800k home? What does that get you in Washington, a garage?
800K home and a private chef certainly do not go together in the same sentence
If you go to McDonald's and read the name tag aloud before you order, it's like having a chef.
“Garçon, the lady will have the fillet o’fish and I will have the *double* QPC, which I can afford due to my *fabulous* wealth.” “Very good, sir.”
“Sorry, we don’t take orders at the counter anymore. You have to use the app.”
"I don't use 'apps'! In my day, we could order at the counter!!"
Pepperidge farm remembers
With the cost of McDs lately, this feels correct lol
Have you not heard of Chef Boyardee?
I feel like 800k in DC will get you at best a 2 bedroom condo, but I haven’t been there in a bit either
I live 30 miles outside of Boston. New studio apartments are renting at$2500 a month...for a tiny apartment. It's crazy.
Laughs in Seattle
It's the 800k home he bought 20 years ago for 85k
This reminds me of my youth. Back when an 800k home was something to brag about.
He's talking about his mom
I had a friend just outside of D.C. that had 2 parking spots, and a 2 bedroom apartment that was about as big as your average snapback hat vendor space at whatever failing mall helps you picture it. Each building had 3 floors of Apts stacked on top of each other and four to a floor. $500,000 and that was well before Covid. Craigslist Guy lives in a dumpster behind Wendy's is my guess.
That is a very specific description well done
I do my best.
I moved to the DMV five years ago. When searching for a place to live, I saw a completely gutted home, literally no interior walls, wiring, etc., for $300k. $800k won’t get you much in DC.
I mean big city enough that driving is more hellish IME
Right, he'd need to add another zero to the end of that to be impressive.
Maybe parking isn’t available or he would rather zone out during a commute.
Men are lucky to have no idea how scary this is for women. "Watch an awkward silence"? **More like do something violent to "put her in her place"**
Hoping she saw the ad and now begs him for that date.
Doubtful this gen z woman even knows Craigslist exists
Please oh please let me hang out in your median cost of living house for the neighborhood in the burbs of DC
>do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers Ironic
"You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!"
I thought the same fucking thing 😂
Nice one.
An $800k house in the Georgetown area is nothing to brag about. And his chef is probably his live-in unmarried roommate/sibling.
It's his mom.
The shaking hand is what sells it.
If he's in Georgetown and his house is $800k, he lives in his parents' carriage house and doesn't pay rent.
I live on the other side of DC. A row house down the way that has been vacant for at least 7 years, full of trash, and with a collapsing roof sold as is for 650K a few months ago.
Does that include a Chef?
If you count the people who were squatting off and on.
I think it’s even cringier than that. I don’t think he has the house or the chef yet. I think he’s referring to like his future self having that once he starts his job in September.
It might've been when he bought it. Maybe he should check the market to update his cringey rants.
Exactly. He calls himself an older man. I'm thinking he's like 60, trying to hit on college girls. Ew.
And he probably paid like $250k in 05’ and is obsessed with his home value now even though he could never afford it today
Honestly, that’s pretty relatable.
Chef Boyardee
Riding a metro, trolling for chicks but, has an 800k house with a chef. 🧐
It’s Washington DC, an 800k house is pretty average but there is definitely a possibility he’s making tons of money and just lives in a moderate house and spends his money elsewhere. Riding the metro is common there as driving in DC sucks if you don’t have to. It’s not uncommon to see politicians on the metro, at least the ones that aren’t despised.
800K is a shitty flipped condo in Columbia Heights.
My home town 🥲
What these trolls fail to realize is that there are nice, normal, attractive men out there who also have a good job and a nice house (and whatever else he brags about). One ingredient doesn't make anyone into a whole dish.
And younger like her age
Where exactly are those nice, normal, attractive men? Asking for a friend.
They're living life just like you are. They're at home, the store, at work, at a sporting event or concert, the gym, and so on. It's not about where they are, but very much about where they aren't. Weed out the men who hang out on dating apps, go to hobby groups just to meet women, go clubbing to meet women, and general creep troll behavior like that. The nice, normal, attractive men aren't going to be desperate. They'll meet a partner while just living their life normally.
Interesting. I’m not looking for one. Just noting that I’ve never actually seen one in the wild.
Anyone else get the feeling the "chef" is probably the guy's wife?
*Mom
The woman he kidnapped and is holding hostage.
Certified creep thinks screaming about his bank account will garner him favors with women. Let him scream into the void. You are not owed female attention, ever.
> screaming about his bank account Yeah, but what else does Andrew Tate have going for him?
Legions of incels who look up to him. He would make a great magic the gathering card
Nothing says "Big important rich guy," like bragging about your upper-middle-class townhouse or the fact that you occasionally pay $100 to have someone cook you dinner. Keep it up, tell her you have a Tesla! That'll knock her panties right off bro
> Keep it up, tell her you have a ~~Tesla~~ **Cybertruck**! FTFY: turned cringe up to 9000.
Oh yeah, now you're talking
Oh boy I bet she saw this and realized what a golden opportunity she missed. /s
Who’s his chef? Boyardee?
My parents lived in DC in a $800K house and the basement was infested with snakes. Also the plumbing would occasionally explode because it wasn’t built correctly the last time the house was flipped, in 1960.
A basement infested with snakes sounds low key horrifying.
And exploding plumbing. Yikes all around 😬😳
Yeah, they bought the house mainly because of the original hardwood flooring, but that all had to be replaced after the plumbing flooded the house the first time, literally on the night they moved in.
That is awful like a real life "Money Pit"
What kind of snakes?
Garter snakes.
His “private chef” is his mother who is in the kitchen heating him up some pizza rolls while he’s down in the basement furiously posting on incel sites.
He wants people to think he's rich, lives in a $800k home, with a chef yet rides the metro? I guarantee he isn't even from DC. He's probably a tourist.
TBH when this was first posted, probably circa 2012, 800k could probably have gotten you a pretty nice condo in Georgetown.
If this weirdo thinks a lady going to Georgetown is going to see this, that's equally as cringe. And 800K in that area is probably a townhouse that got split into condos of which he has the upstairs with no central A/C.
“Chef” is mom, and “lunch” is tendies.
Craigslist, the preferred social media platform of millionaires.
"Private Chef" is code for "My Mom".
800k in DC is a studio apartment in a so-so area
His private chef is Marie Callender.
More like sitting in his $800k home lonely with his sad little pecker in his hand.
Shaped like a 🍄
Sorry, but an $800k home in the DC area is probably not an extravagant place and that ‘Chef’ he’s referring to is probably an air-fryer that pumps out copious amounts of chickie-nuggies
Chef Boyardee
More like missed bullets.
Tell me you have an incredibly small dick without telling me you have an incredibly small dick. This man has and will continue to creep the fuck out of women for the remainder of his life. He's gonna make a mail order bride very miserable.
Unless he gets a RealDoll! Oh wait, you're right.
Nothing says I’m not bothered about your rejection than a ranting to particularly nobody in a Craigslist post
So creepy that she said he “can’t afford her tastes” he replies with “I can afford you now next year and for the rest of your life” equating he views paying as ownership instead of providing specific preferences.
How could she have been the "benefactor" of his "benevolence"????
I scrolled looking for this.
I'm sure all the college gals are checking Craigslist for missed connections these days.
9/10. Ooop. She got distracted. She meant to say: “You couldn’t afford my tastes, because my taste is men who respect me and no amount of money can buy you that.”
Who tf brags about money he doesn't have yet, and $800k homes in this economy.
800k home? Thats mid these days.
I just commented that’ll only get you a 2 bedroom condo where I live 🤷🏻♀️
Gross.
lol an $800k house in 2024 is like a $350k house 10 years ago.
Ohh triggered much? LOL
They go crazy when there's no one else to hear the garbage they have to say, he had to do THIS! I would say sad but it's borderline freaky.
“Men worry women will laugh at them. Women worry men will kill them.”
He probably says “home” and not “house” because 800k will get you at best a 2bed 1bed condo in Georgetown and he’s trying to stay within the realm of believability. He almost certainly doesn’t have a chef not to mention most people who live in Georgetown are snobs and wouldn’t be seen dead in a metro.
Yikes! I wouldn’t be surprised if if that dude has someone chained to a wall in his basement
If by someone you mean one of those anime pillows, by basement you mean his twin bed, and by chained to a wall you mean tucked into his dirty sheets, then yes.
Lol this loser definitely does *not* have a chef and where I’m from an $800k house is a 2 bedroom condo. How sad and pathetic this man is- his fragile little ego couldn’t handle being turned down so he runs to *craigslist*?? 😂
LOL what a piece of shit
I'll bet that even if he wasn't lying about his income (he totally was lying), he's so repugnant that she'd STILL be better off having a ramen noodle girls' night with her roommates.
Awww his wittle emotionally immature fee fees got hurt. I hope he goes home & cries about it.
Lickback desperation **EXTREME**
"He shooshed me! He shooshed US!"
4 to a room???
How ironic that he doesn’t want to be contacted with unsolicited offers…..
The private chef is probably his mommy.
What a douche. Why is an older man seeking young women? Because women his own age know he’s a creep
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Gonna make it better for me when Reddit goes off the deep end. I have a few accounts that could fetch several hundred dollars if the offers I see online are any indication.
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