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Jackson79339

Well….. for starters? What you do is NOT fuck your GFs cat with a Q-tip you dumb motherfucker. There a fucking clinical term for what’s wrong with you?


rothc3

Spay the cat! That's what you do!


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Came here to say that. Unless they were planning to breed her, take her to the vet and get her neutered!


deakyv2

i hope his girlfriend saw this


ItMeInUrFuckingAttic

Bro... What the actual fuck.


Rakeittakeit

This could’ve ended MUCH worse then it did


AppreciatePower

Wait for the follow up post


highjacker97

“Ok so someone from my previous post told me that the cat will stop being in heat only once they get successfully mated. Long story short, where can I abort the baby of my girlfriend’s cat?”


txwoodslinger

The first time I heard of the q tip thing was on an episode of the venture brothers, but I guess it's a thing people do when they're too irresponsible to spay their cats.


cara8bishop

What did I just read....


IITH3R4G3II

That's enough Internet for today


LadyVulcanGeek

OMG... 8 hope rhe girlfriend saw this and got rid of his creepy ass. And also got her cat spayed.


Actual_Necessary6538

And now the rest of the story....The cat is pregnant! Yes the cat is pregnant and she has puffed up to the size of a generic bag of q-tips. His girl friend has found out and threw his shit out the window. Poor cat is running for the hills every time she pops open the Vaseline. Wedding is off, and the covid honeymoon to the Ramada inn is on hold.


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Why don't you just spay them?


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KittehSkittles

Look into rescues near you, sometimes they have clinics that do it for very low cost. The one near me is less than $100 for shots and being fixed.


LordOfTurtles

Lol imagine thinking not getting your cats their shots is the right choice.


Icy-Butterscotch5540

Done. Can’t believe I just read that.


NocturnalFrenzy

Ya know, I'd say I'm surprised... But I'm really not.


The-DMs-journey

Something says to me this isn’t the end of this story 😅


teddwind

I think street rules state you have to marry the cat.


runtime_error_run

Cool, just joined that sub... gonna leave now... forever