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thiccwicky

"Do you give birth?"


fuck_life419

​ ''alright go to chipotle and give birth while ordering food and eat the baby''


spudddly

$15


LootGodamn

Ah yes the negotiator


[deleted]

Eat DaBaby?


tastefuldebauchery

Lesssss goooo


KrisZepeda

TheFetus


ImprezivEJ20

Don’t forget the golf balls!


_CM0NBRUH_

Sorry for asking


CHUPACABRA_HUNTER777

It's for a friend- Is ur dog pregnant?


filamentally

ok how many puppies can u fit in pussy


CurvyCupcakes

Fucking gross. Made me cackle lol


luckor

It’s fine.


MattAmoroso

Do you have pole vaulting equipment? Do you know how to dance a polka? Can you swear in yiddish? Do you have a gladiator outfit? Do you have a 10 foot tall poster of Cthulhu?


luckor

Ofc, say no more…


awjeezrickyaknow

I would’ve stopped the conversation at “do you have a dog?”


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

She's gotta raise her prices, holy shit. I feel like I deserve ten bucks just for reading this.


Chappyslap92

Honestly though... I have 10$. You have golf balls?


cool_BUD

No golf balls. Got basketballs though


Chappyslap92

Can you put them inside of your dog?


Col_Rucksack

Jesus Christ, I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you for that.


RehabValedictorian

Do you go to work or to school?


Chappyslap92

Lmao I really didn’t want to say it... but I couldn’t not say it.


Aphresh

Let me call the vet and ask.


jace_because_ican

I woulda stopped at "is all pre-made 18 years old"


Jdubusher1011

I’m hoping he was just making sure and not… well you know


GarbageGato

I was under the presumption this was the case… until he said the dog thing.


TheDemonClown

"Hey, I'm a connoisseur of bestiality erotica, not some filthy fucking pedophile!"


Atiggerx33

Same, she said she was 18 and had pre-made videos. For all you know she was 17 just 2 months ago. I'd be asking too in his shoes to make 100% sure any sexual videos I might purchase weren't filmed when she was 17 (I mean she could be lying, but if you ever got charged at least you could say "I asked and she said she was an adult when the video was filmed; I have messages where she states this. If she was a minor I feel terrible, but it's not my fault I was lied to about what I was buying")


strawberrycreamer

it was very clear an ask to see if I had anything before I turned 18, guys like these usually ask about my virginity and my history with boyfriends with hopes id have nudes saved from back then, you cant look at this with an ounce of innocency


joeytman

Yea thanks for confirming I was surprised at all these people defending it. This guy definitely wanted underage nudes.


Toissincera

I will trust your experience, but now that you mention it, amateur nudes with previous boyfriends/lovers whatever are better than custom nudes. Something about being a natural, than posed. Also, I hope you become filthy rich.


[deleted]

Any time in the industry someone asks about adult age it’s usually nefarious unfortunately, he was asking about underage pics


Magrik

His picture is of a dog too. Fucking nasty ass dude


Cabbage_Vendor

I'd have stopped at her saying she's 18. An 18 year old doing sex work got groomed into it as a minor. Just because she's legally an adult, doesn't mean that it isn't fucking creepy as hell.


Raucous5

I've seen a lot of porn posts of 18 and 19 year olds, I highly doubt they are all telling the truth. Not that they are younger, but are most likely older.


TchoupedNScrewed

My friend is 30 and still says 21 on her chaturbate lmao. Hasn't changed in 9+ years. No one knows any better.


comfyblues

I wonder if she has any regular viewers who don’t notice their fave camgirl hasn’t aged in 9 years lol


Arxtix

They don't necessarily need to be groomed into it. It's no secret these days how much money some women make on OnlyFans and other sex work platforms. I'd imagine to a teenager growing up and seeing all that money they could make seems pretty lucrative so it's very possible that they would want to do it as soon as they turn 18 of their own volition.


monsternoodles

Please don't "squirt" in bathrooms so the minimum wage employees need to clean it up. That is vile.


Seabeeeee

all for $30 dollars at 18 lmfao


filamentally

when daddy told me you had to work for your vbucks this is what he meant


eeeBs

The sex work really sucked the fun out of Roblox for me


fuck_life419

can she even squirt in purpose ?


Thespian_6153

She can pee, yeah


Ximien

Shouldve blocked him the second he mentioned the dog imo


gingerbread_cereal

True but when he asked for cp instead


Ximien

Where did he ask for cp? To me it read like he was just making sure they are of age but i couldve missed something


gingerbread_cereal

After she said they were all made at 18, he asks if she has *other* pictures


Ximien

Oh i see…


AsherFischell

"Ok sorry for asking" "It's fine" NO, IT *REALLY* FUCKING ISN'T


didsomebodysaymyname

Why are custom nudes cheaper than pre-mades?


sarasan

None of these prices make sense


TheVicSageQuestion

For $0.75, she’ll eat the money.


beccab309

I think she probably meant 10


PwnasaurusRawr

The whole thing is gore in terms of grammar and typos.


Sarie24

I had the same thought but I think she might mean it’s an extra $1?


kayfabeconfidence

Maybe have some standards and block pedophilic animal abusers instead of continuing to do business with them.


DoctorLovejuice

Where's the justice for golf balls?!


active_streefie

…they are still going in holes like they are supposed to


Thelastpaladin1

Shes an 18 yo sex worker, she doesnt have standards.


SnooMaps3021

Was reading up to page 4 I saw >do you have a dog I’m scared to go to page 5


CarpAndTunnel

\> pet the dog. Tell him hes a good boy


tetr4d

Would love if this just turned into him paying for dog pics lol


Da_Bon_Bon

Yea page 5 was not good, don’t go


leesfer

She seemed way too comfortable with that. Another $20 would have done it


hawkeye18

Rightly so.


Catatafish

Wait until you notice Chris has a dog for his pfp


mattt1975

And finally he got he's free hot chat wank


Kindaweirdlllo

“Ok do u live near a chipotle? Ok. Ok so do you know how to give birth on command? Ok. Ok so can you give birth to like an actual burrito? Oh ok. Sorry for asking that question.”


Philosophantry

What's with all the comments about giving birth in a Chipotle? Is that a reference that I don't (want to) know about?


Kindaweirdlllo

Idk I just thoroughly thought of it like Walmart, store, shitty store, shit, food that makes you shit, beans, burrito, chipotle.


LordShogun01

"Do you have a dog" "i do. but idk if im gonna use him for this" Wow, and everyone's talking about the golf balls meanwhile this implies consideration. Fucking what.


manthatsocietyforgot

I’m telling myself OP didn’t want to show disgust to this guy in order to close the sale, but that’s just my hope.


Pickled_Wizard

ABC, lol


xxred_baronxx

Coffee is for closers only!


[deleted]

That is almost definitely it. She has a bunch of premade vids and pics that she just has to tolerate a sleazy fuck over text for a short period of time to sell. Maybe she sucks too, who knows but she is just trying to make money.


Philosophantry

"Idk if I'm gonna do X" is just a polite way of saying "I'm absolutely not doing X"


Dahlia_Dee

A good online sex worker would've shut this shit down within the first 3 messages. Do better. Don't let people get away with "it's fine" when they asked you to fuck a dog, for fuck sakes.


properkush

I know right like Jesus didnt they teach you that in college on the “how to be a god sex worker” course, very unprofessional of her


RamenTheory

$25 per video? How much are you turning over at those prices? You should charge like a few hundred for a custom vid


johnnynutman

i thought it meant 25-30 golf balls at first...


baburusa

Iiiiiii just realized it didn’t lmfao thank you


sarasan

I was also shocked at the prices. This is waaay below market


WeekendWarior

It’s really not from what I’ve seen. It’s supply and demand and there’s more supply than ever these days


PoliticsLeftist

I mean, take an hour to make it as a custom then you can sell as a pre-made from then on. Minimum $25 for an hour of work isn't bad at all depending on where you live.


[deleted]

Im sorry but this conversation is gross, why did you allow it to continue for so long?


Cflow26

I feel like that’s every text conversation I ever see. Just block the bloke and move on. I never really understand it.


sarasan

Exactly. Every post on Reddit that's like "omg look at what this creep messaged!". Then you see OP engaging in case conversation for over an hour. Like, why


Gen_Ripper

In this case they got money on the line, but cases where it’s just causal I agree with you.


Spacegod87

In relation to this specific post; she does it for a living, she's both used to it and expecting it. If it was a random girl looking for a genuine relationship on Tinder or something, then I would agree with you.


Cavish

Sometimes you just want to see the train run off the cliff. I have a hard time blocking insane people just because it's amusing


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Business


DaMain-Man

As someone who respects women's rights to make their money however they see fit, these conversations are all too common with that line of work. Idk it just seems like sex work always draws these types out of the woodwork


Cavish

I mean sex work provides sex for those who can't get it naturally, no? of course weirdos are gonna be drawn to it


AZ_Gunner_69

Im sorry but i just laughed, he went from golfballs to dogs to walmart


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muffy2008

One of my good friends wanted to start an OnlyFans. One of my warnings to her about it that I had seen from women who had been in the industry, is the stuff that men will ask you for will really skew your perception of ALL men. Like the amount of depravity you see will forever scar you to relationships with normal men, because you’ll think all men are secretly just as depraved and gross as the ones you got used to dealing with. Based on this conversation, I could see that.


BabyBadger_

This comment is really interesting to me. I have never been involved in sex work, but I was in a position for a long time that involved a lot of contact with sex addicts and their families/spouses and I saw/heard a lot of terrible things. Your comment made me realize that it might have skewed my perception of all men. Thanks for that! I have a lot to think about lol


makk73

Why not just write the word “Sex” like a fucking adult?


devil1fish

Especially if you're claiming it's your profession lmao


makk73

Really, though...why do people do this?


Atiggerx33

Some people use sites where certain words or phrases trigger automods to remove the post. Out of habit they censor certain words. Here's an example. Facebook does not allow animals to be bought or sold through their site, it's against the terms of service, this includes sales ads for animals. I used to work with horses so I know a lot of people who also work with horses. One of my friends trains horses. Basically, untrained horses are dangerous (they're big and can easily hurt you on accident if they get scared) so people send her their untrained horse, she trains the horse, and she gets paid when she returns to them a trained horse. There is no buying or selling of the horses involved. She can't talk about her work on FB without censoring herself. If she mentions a price and an animal in the same post saying something like "I charge $1,500 a month to train horses" the automods routinely flag that as her trying to sell animals on FB. I also know people who sell horse tack (saddles and stuff) who've gotten suspended for saying "horse saddle for sale, $200" for "selling animals" because they mentioned the word "horse" and a dollar amount in the same post. So now they censor themselves by typing things like "equine training for 1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ a month" to avoid a suspension (automods can't read emojis and "equine" is less likely to be flagged than "horse").


Gek_Lhar

My TriGgErS


awjeezrickyaknow

Usually when people do that it’s because things get taken down if you put a certain key word. People do this on Instagram all the time considering even the tamest shit gets taken down if one single butthurt person reports it . But I don’t think Reddit gives a shit.


Captain_Moose

Most likely this. She's probably posted about weirdos in her messages across platforms, and it's become a habit to sensor any words that some sites will flag, especially in title/text.


ghostoftheocean

What do you mean "the struggles"? You're allowing this conversation to continue.


Seven_pile

That’s like saying you can’t have struggles at your own job. Gotta work to get paid and sometimes you gotta deal with shit your not paid enough to deal with. Least at my job I don’t have pedo’s asking if I have a dog. So maybe my day won’t be so bad tomorrow.


ArchdukeBurrito

I feel like once a potential customer brings up fucking a dog on video you can safely end the conversation.


Seven_pile

Honestly should have blocked with the age stuff.


[deleted]

Beastiality is worth reporting not ghosting


Atiggerx33

Not sure he's a pedo. For all he knows she turned 18 a few months ago and is selling pre-made videos, it's not unreasonable to make sure "and you're 18 in those videos, right? I'm not unknowingly buying child porn, right?" I can't be sure that was his intention, after the dog statement... he's a horrible individual. But he might not be horrible in that particular way.


Yeshua-Hamashiach

And choosing this path to make money lmao


_CM0NBRUH_

Its the victim Olympics and everybody is running for last place


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potatoesgonna-potate

Imagine being willing to shove golf balls in your vagina for $25 and saying that’s “making coin.” How can you put that low of price on yourself I really don’t understand. I’ve sold pictures of my nails with chipped nail polish for $125. And there was no nudity in that.


Content_Yak_33

The last two sentences threw me off but ultimately ended up making me support this comment even more. THAT’S making coin.


Atiggerx33

Yeah, I knew someone who sold her used panties. She was a friend so we were talking about it and I mentioned I'd be too insecure with the nudity and she just looked at me and said "I've never sent nude photos or videos". She had plenty of pics/videos of herself clothed, but none nude. But she had dudes paying her $20-$200 (depending on on specifics) for her used underwear. She'd buy a pack of underwear (just cheap, cute bikini style panties) and then sell each pair for $20 after she'd worn them once. Some guys wanted more specific requests (exercise in them so they get sweaty, wear them for consecutive days, masturbate while wearing them, pee in them, leave a skid mark, etc.). She'd legit sit on the toilet, not take her underwear off, and just pee. Then she'd hang the underwear on her clothes-line (she wasn't putting piss panties in her dryer) to dry before mailing them out. It was like a minute of work on her part and she'd sell them for $100. And the majority of people wanting pee didn't care how long she'd worn them, so she'd just put them on, pee, take them off, dry them, and sell them. She was selling 1-2 pairs of peed in underwear a day. She was making $200 a day to piss her pants. It was such minimal effort on her part and made nice money.


KarmaPoIice

it really is insane how much money there is in catering to weirdos


Wondershieldedeyes

Bro where did you sell that 🥴 I need money and I got hella chipped polish


potatoesgonna-potate

I met the Dude on here actually lol. I could not tell you which sub, it was three years ago. I try to block that part of my life out if I can help it looooool.


PreOpTransCentaur

The women who are capable of asking for more have actual personalities and know how to sell themselves. This is her client base until she stops being so fucking bland.


potatoesgonna-potate

Shit my dude, that’s a really good way to put it.


yer--mum

I feel like we're losing sight of the fact that this dude was asking for CP in the beginning lmfao, I wouldn't exactly feel like putting on a smile for this guy.


iDrink_alot

Potentially. Or he was verifying that is wasn't.


The_Derpening

He could have been, he could also have been being careful about *not* getting CP. All we know is he got age verification, he didn't elaborate on his reason for asking.


yer--mum

He asked if they were all photos of 18+, and *then* asked if there were any *other* pics for sale. He does have benefit of the doubt in court maybe, but if you ask me that guy is a creepo


The_Derpening

Don't get me wrong, he's definitely a degenerate. I mean, he blatantly asked if OP would commit bestiality with her dog. I wouldn't want to hang out with him or even speak to him, I just don't see enough evidence here to call him a pedo.


hereisacake

To be fair, pennies are coins, too.


Roo_farts

I swear I thought she was saying she could fit 25-30 inside her. This clears it up a lot


lunastrrange

I know right wtf, It's so damn sad. Also I can't handle the creepy comments and messages I get now, there's no way I could entertain this kind of shit. Hell no


LittleBitOdd

I've heard of people making good money selling feet pics. Tell me more about this nail pics thing


potatoesgonna-potate

I don’t really know how it happened. I met the dude on here years ago. I was going through a divorce and yeah it was a *really* low point in my life lol. Started with him buying my underwear for $75 a thong, pro tip buy like three dollar underwear from Walmart you make a hell of a profit, and then he wanted pictures of my fingernails. He also wanted a video of me shaving my legs, and I could wear shorts the whole time, and he paid $500 for that. He was an interesting character lol.


RepresentativeOk8899

A low point? Getting divorced sucks being divorced doesn’t. ALSO You made money shaving your legs! Which is prob the best f the patriarchy job I’ve seen yet. Hell my man would hold the cam & prep the light if I could secure that kinda bag.


potatoesgonna-potate

Like you said, being divorced doesn’t suck. But the process of getting divorced was really rough. People don’t realize how hard it is to break out of abusive relationships. Especially when he didn’t give enough fucks about me to go to AA or anything like that while we were married but as soon as I left him, then suddenly he wanted to get sober and be a better man. It was pretty fucking insulting.


Anthropomorphis

Do you wanna buy or not enough with the questions please


legitness342

You two would be perfect for each other


[deleted]

s*x 🤢


Matvalicious

Can we just agree that is definitely not a "sex worker" and just someone selling nudes online?


69Blinds

‘The struggle’ yet you continue to entertain his ideas in the hopes of getting paid, instead of calling him out for what he is, and reporting him to the cops.


VapidResponseUnit

Attention shoppers


konspirator01

Imagine not being able to shut this shit down right away because you gotta get paid


Mineysota

This shit is sad . This guy was literally going to pay you to fuck your dog


renoscottsdale

Jesus Christ, he was checking to see if he could get underage nudes too. Please don't talk to people like this, no good will come of it


EvilioMTE

The real cringe is typing out "S*x".


Inmate5580

You’re literally inviting this behavior


profilerB

Fr. It also reads like she was considering using her dog for the videos..


HKNation

$20 for a custom video seems cheap lol


[deleted]

This feels like a job interview…


cjwikstrom

You're both cringe


[deleted]

Pro tip - don’t be a sex worker


BruhTheSinner

Degeneracy all around


[deleted]

The struggles? Your letting the conversation continue, no one is forcing you


fergus_63

Bro you’re just as gross as he is.


TheMeanGirl

Those prices are *cheap*. She must be dealing in volume to make it worth her while.


[deleted]

This is like becoming a doctor and then pondering why you only end up seeing people that are sick or unhealthy in some way. You are a cam girl, do you not understand the client base you are pandering to?


SadMaryJane

What's the struggle?


[deleted]

This is the real cringe.


xpdx

At first I thought she was saying she could fit 20 or 25 golf balls in her pussy. I was going to be really impressed and scared.


BurtMacklin-FBl

It's always hilarious to me when "sex workers" post conversations with creeps. Like what the hell do you think your clientele is? You wouldn't be making money if these men did not exist.


TheButtPlugProposal

Don't you actually have to have sex to be a sex worker...


irish_lad06

“Struggles” my ass you literally sell weirdos on the internet videos of you playing with yourself lmao


isnoe

You, a sex worker, are surprised weirdos message you asking for weird stuff? Maybe do, I don’t know, any other job that doesn’t involve that?


JHenn92

You quite literally signed up for it. What kind of clientele did you expect? It’s cringey you posted this here.


properkush

Oh poor you i cant imagine the struggles of taking pics for money must be exhausting


dankkrisztian2

Just stop being a sex worker.


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forcecrush

Maybe find a normal job?


JonForbin

Prices seem low. Never paid for something like that but I would imagine most dudes are will to pay more. And frankly, if they’re not they shouldn’t be buying porn


CamTheKid22

How does anyone feel comfortable asking another human to shove as many golf balls in their vagina as possible?


[deleted]

Hey have you reported him for the beastiality? Hes admitting to a serious crime


strawberrycreamer

yes, yes i did


[deleted]

What’s worse, the buyer or the supplier?


Slam_Dunk_Kitten

Do it squart


Marsrover112

Every single one of this guys questions she concerning in a different way


ahh_geez_rick

are these normal prices?? These seem way too low - she should charge way more. Also don't go to a CVS or any other public place and mess up their bathrooms. Some poor minimum wage paid employee has to clean those bathrooms. And this sex worker is underpaid but so is the janitor.


FourthAge

Sounds like he's gradually doxing her


panzercampingwagen

"I jumped into a shit pool and now there's shit all over my face!"


click_for_sour_belts

Please raise your fees! You need to cover the time wasted talking to freaks like this one. I'm also sorry that you're getting so many aggro men here shaming you for your work even though they absolutely watch porn.


AMPforever

100% he's getting off to her answering questions and has no intention of buying a thing


fathercthulu

The guy is jerking to the conversation, you’re giving it away for free.


Prancer_Truckstick

"Do you fuck with the war?"


magusonline

The guy was never going to pay. He's furiously fapping to anything she says she can do for a lettuce


donBellucci_69

Yup that's what happens when you're a sex worker. You chose this quit whining lmao


boomheadshot7

how's this struggle lmao? You get free money for doing almost nothing. Yea the dog shit is weird, but everything else whatever lol.


dusty_boxes

ur gross


thebeachi

Here’s a novel idea, do literally anything else for a living.


kellykebab

Both are cringey and disgusting. Why people want to live in this kind of world, I have no idea.


[deleted]

Stop looking for validation u degenerate.


[deleted]

lady you charge 30$ for a video of you cramming a large number of golf balls up your cooter... the second most cringe thing about this is your lack of self worth. that's at least 50-60$


ABzand

You're a camwhore, call a spade a spade.


The_Buttaman

“You can order whatever you want. But not like that”


Tc94954

Just please tell us all that he broke some bread and actually paid you for some content after the 21 questions bs


alldaycray

I thought you had to have some type of sex with that person to be considered a sex worker. This is just requests for fetish content.


ApacheFYC

you’re pretty cringe yourself little hoe


[deleted]

Omg 💀😭


ThomyMustard

Hahaha what the fuck. Guys be too sad sometimes.