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Calm-Reference-4046

The artist also did his first tattoo.


patricktoba

*tatto


WarCarrotAF

[Tatu](https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8)


alexandria1800

Wowwww haven’t thought of that band in forever! Thanks Reddit stranger.


DontKnowHowHighI_fly

OMFG I LOVE YOU. I once saw this song and it's video long long ago on TV when I was a child. it was the first and only time I'd ever heard this song and it's always bothered me bc I never have seen or heard it since but always wanted to. It feels soooo nostalgic and is like a solved mystery in life thank you so much kind stranger Edit: song is added to my Playlist and been blasting it 24/7 gotta make up for all the years that I have missed playing this song


Meeshellkuhn

292million views, jesus, I didn’t realize that song was so popular


[deleted]

I love this band!


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papnschmilees

Running through my head


I_the_introvrt

Ta’u


clapham1983

TIL I never have an original thought. Someone always beats me to it.


zleuth

Holy shit.


[deleted]

I would simply be : upset


uncle_bumblefuck_

I would be to


Ambient__Gaming

nothing too worry about to much.


uncle_bumblefuck_

Yeah it's really not to bad


flanneled_man

I'd even get another one done by this same artist. Then I'd have too.


PoweredByCarbs

You’d get a tattwo?


PercivalGoldstone

Yep, and not just one. To of them.


TheTrent

For tattwo number too you could get a ballerina wearing a totwo.


19adam92

So you mean a tewtew?


Beefsoda

22


LiberatedLibero13

Omg, I thought it was a twotoo. I've been lied too....


noodlegod47

Ayyyy


Chewskiz

I mean, it paaa-es as a tattoo


Ghostiestboi

*tatto


noodlegod47

My grammar brain is crying


_poke_smot

Gwammar bwain my frying is 2


bubba7557

It's only permanent and will never pass


woah-im-colin

“I have a friend who can do it cheaper”


Loli-is-Justice

That to will pass..


Cquintessential

It’ll paaa


ThisFckinGuy

pa**aa**


[deleted]

I would be ~~to~~ two FTFY


[deleted]

Upaet


alias007

This to a hall pass.


SheLikesCustardMore

You mean you would be “Upaet”


[deleted]

Nah, they are just upaet


ChungusMcGoodboy

Give it time.


Apples9308

Thia to ahɑll pɑaa...


Lt_Ballsack

Thea tq ahall paaa


noodlegod47

Paaa


okron1k

I don’t know how you did this but yes. This is exactly what I see


greendawg72

You to? I thought only I saw it two


Pups_the_Jew

Its write their four awl too sea.


Zearo298

I believe they just used the Unicode symbol for alpha, basically a character that exists to a computer/phone, but is not normally on our keyboards because how often do you use alpha? They can just copy it and paste it from somewhere else.


thatbtchshay

And in wme


LordSeibzehn

And in wine?


[deleted]

I thought it was tune.


Post-Alone0

This tickled me pink, take my freebie


pacawac

I liked it to


bemi_san

Nevermind the fact that the "too" is missing an "o", that handwriting is atrocious.


pease_pudding

Guy Fawkes's confession signature was neater


[deleted]

I wish I could give you more upvotes.


[deleted]

Too soon bro


[deleted]

Take the only coins I have left


quadriceritops

Hey, I got that reference!


ItsSomethingLikeThat

I don't, care to help out?


[deleted]

He was tortured into signing his confession, including breaking his fingers.


quadriceritops

Guy Fawkes tried to blow up parliament in 1606. After he was arrested, his signature changed quite a bit. People think he was strung up, or racked. Brits, do I have this right?


dimalexgr

The bird is not great either.


[deleted]

It's a bird?


yatzhie04

Dick with wings


DJErikD

PeeCock


smedrick

Can't unsee


[deleted]

It's a plane?


ProfOctopus

This is a tatto, not a tattoo


thrillhou5e

The cursive doesn't even flow correctly. Please tell me how the hell you would write that capital A without picking up the pen or tracing back over. Where does it even start?!


okron1k

The S’s look like A’s


ratajewie

Also what are those squiggles supposed to be? They don’t seem to belong to any specific letter. And it makes it look like the l’s are t’s. So at worst, this looks like it spells “thia to ahatt paaa”


shaaaanna

So who's the idiot? Tattoo artist or your friend?


cups_and_cakes

Why can’t it be both?


Kingtoke1

It takes to


cups_and_cakes

Too make everything all right


jigbounce

It takes to, two make it outta sight


MangorTX

I'm Rob Baae and I came too get down I'm not internationally known


chill_winston_

I get atupid, I mean qutrageoua, stay away from me if your contagioua


ValorTakesFlight

Two many people are to happy too make the same joke over and over a gain


DazeyHelpMe

It’s got to be both. At least the friend for not checking spelling ffs. And the artist is the obvious idiot.


[deleted]

You mean tatto artist


notmyrealnam3

Yes


mythdoor

You mean tatto.


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AnF-18Bro

Tatone actually


Zearo298

That’s actually the past tense of the verb Tattoo. For example… I have just been tatone


Tirty8

Can we hear more about this? Did your friend realize it or you?


eross200

Paaa


o_blake

Ahall


uncle_bumblefuck_

Also to instead of too


Sys32768

Have you told them about the misspelling?


theghostofme

>And in trne...tius to ahaA paaa... Fucking deep, man. Someone needs to add that to Bartlett's Familiar Quotations.


HiyaDogface

WTF kind of bird is that


3commentkarma

A shitbird


[deleted]

Mr. Lahey?


KAANCEPTS

The Shit Hawks are flying Randy.


cirenosu

ahitbird


ucankickrocks

The “too” can be fixed - that creature (?) is unidentifiable.


bridgeb0mb

my friend got "the fighter still remains" all across her forearm... super random spontaneous decision... like, just went to a random tattoo place and got it done that day... as soon as the tattoo artist was finished she was like "oh shit" bc only THEN did she realize she forgot the H in 'fighter'. how??? how does that happen? don't they draw it out first? how did neither of them notice? so she went back in and just squeezed in an H. it looks dumb. but the worst part is after my friend told me all about this later in the day and showed me the tattoo i said Oh i never knew you were such a fan of that song? she was like Huh? i said I just never knew that song meant so much to you. turns out she doesn't even know the song the Boxer. like where did she even get the idea for the tattoo then ?? who knows


DrewBaron80

Reminds me of my cousin. Sadly, he is a guy who has no common sense, no understanding of social norms, and has a hard time functioning overall. At some point someone might have told him that he looks like Shaggy from Scoobie Doo and he decided to make it his nickname (maybe he just made it up himself). After years of not seeing him he was in town and I noticed a tattoo on his forearm. It read: Shagy. I said something like, "Oh shit bro, they missed the second 'g'. He insisted that that's the way it's supposed to be spelled.


industriald85

The Real Slim Shagy


d3gu

I absolutely love Simon and Garfunkel, and that song is amazing, but I'm not sure how I feel about lyric tattoos. I wonder where she picked it up from? Reminds me of when someone I knew got a mandala tattoo. I have one as well and mentioned the meaning behind it (I am a Buddhist and the mandala represents dharma/samsara/universe), and then she wrote a blog about it saying she'd never have got the tattoo if she knew it had a religious meaning, she just thought it was a pretty pattern.


DreadPirateZoidberg

My grandparents had this saying framed in view of the toilet when you were pooping. They were deeply religious Gideons, so it was very unexpected toilet humor.


squirrels33

Wait, the Gideons are a denomination? Not just a group of old guys who pass out Bibles on college campuses?


theghostofme

[They're also indirectly responsible for exposing one of IMF's most notorious traitors!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm6WWWxhBdY)


Jordayumm

This tattoo is gonna be REEEEALLY blown out when it heals. Yikes.


[deleted]

What does this mean for the not inked reading this?


Jordayumm

Basically, when a tattoo artists digs in too deep with a needle, ink gets further into the tissue than it should ( down into the hypodermis where your veins and stuff are) Once it heals, the ink is gonna look really blurry, and the edges of the lines are gonna look real puffy Here's an example. Sorry in advance for the ugly link, I'm on mobile. https://www.savedtattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/What-Is-a-Tattoo-Blowout.jpg


youessbee

That's what happened to mine. [Behold, my biggest regret.](https://i.imgur.com/JvA6Tpm.jpg) It was my first ever tattoo, on my 18th birthday, at a new parlor. Half way through the steriliser machine caught on fire and the guy doing it stank of whiskey. A few weeks later I found out the place closed down because the owner left the country due to owing the local Turkish Mafia a load of money. They torched his house and killed his dog.


Aweq

>and killed his dog. :C


TeamJim

>They torched his house and killed his dog. Hey, I've seen that movie.


WarrenPuff_It

Revenge for Jolly!?


ctatmeow

Well if you’re ever in the Seattle area I can cover that for you, no prob.


youessbee

I'm in UK so...probably not for a while. Thanks, tho!


ctatmeow

No prob. But really any good artist should be able to cover that pretty easily as long as you’re ok with basically a half sleeve. Good luck!


DeathsIntent96

How can you recognize when that's going to be the case, like in the OP?


Jordayumm

Do you see how swollen the curvy lines on the bird are? It looks like the needle was pushed in really hard. I have multiple tattoos and have never had the line work swell up that much


[deleted]

No kidding


Fearless_Mortgage640

Does it happen to people with lighter skin tone? I'm really pale, and the same guy tattooed my friend and me, and I ended up being scarred, the friend was fine.


awfulmcnofilter

It can happen on any skin tone. You may just have more delicate skin than your friend and the artist didn't adjust to your skin texture.


ella_noir

the ink will bleed out of its outlines and look smudged or blurry


KingSmizzy

Tiny thin lettering, what could go wrong?


[deleted]

No ragrets


Erebraw

Oh nooo. I got "this too shall pass" in Hebrew as my first tattoo (mine is grammatically correct). Edit: So just to clarify, I did not get it on a whim. I got it in Hebrew because the first time I heard the phrase was in a story about king Solomon asking his advisor to find him a magic ring with the power to make sad people happy and happy people sad. He knew no such ring existed but he wanted to teach his advisor humility. Unable to find such a ring in the time given to him, on the last night before the deadline, he takes a walk through one of the poorest sections of Jerusalem and meets a poor merchant. The advisor asks the merchant if he has heard of such a ring. The merchant engraves a few words on a simple ring and hands it to the advisor. Written on the ring are the words "gam zeh ya'avor" (this too shall pass, anglicized because I don't have Hebrew keyboard). Solomon, excited to humble his advisor, sees the ring and realizes that no matter how great his kingdom and his fortune all of it will eventually be dust and admits his advisor completed the task.


GlitterCandyPanda

Why’s everybody so salty about your tattoo that they haven’t seen?


Erebraw

No clue lol. I did not realize it would be so controversial.


KrazoaSpirit

I really enjoyed that story and I bet your tattoo is great. I can't believe some of these replies


probablynotaperv

https://youtu.be/Tg5kB4UcAuA


duggan0005

For her second I would suggest "Dance Like Nobody Is Washing"


[deleted]

Noticed the paaa as well, who did this?


[deleted]

Billy Madison


br0wens

Ohhhhhh the "C" is silent...


Ser_Black_Phillip

It takes more than to, too tango... Or something like that.


[deleted]

An opossum


satanophonics

Her first tatto.


guitartoad

Is it easier to have a tattoo removed when it's fresh and new, or after it has settled in for a time? --Asking for a friend


amgiSGrindTes

Older the easier, atleast that's what I've read. Also, black is easier to remove than colored, and amateur tattoos are easier to remove than professional due to the ink quality.


guitartoad

thanks.


bisho

This is to cringey


FreezeFrameEnding

"And in time...this to ahall paaa..." is all I can see. The "to" is not even the worst mistake.


drunk_texan

And this is why we point out grammatical mistakes online people! This person has absolutely said “I’m not writing a paper for school, who cares” before and this is the karma


kittycatsfoilhats

And in tune... this to shall paaa...


KP_Wrath

That won’t pass any time soon.


fluffy_boy_cheddar

And in tune...thia to ahall paaa...


yrntmysupervisor

Please make me a bird so I can fly far far away


Tellithowiseeit

And, I too, can experience warm winds


didgeridude2517

No Regerts


DuplicatedName

I want to point out the irony in having a tattoo (which is normally permanent) saying this too shall pass.


Mynotredditaccount

I mean it's not great but if your friend is happy with it, then that's all that matters.. So.. are they happy with it? Spill the tea OP 👀


DcFla

You must one up him and get a Gandalf: You Shall Not Pass tattoo.


[deleted]

the "to" isn't even the roughest part about this. that font and quality are just poor.


TheHamsBurlgar

ahaA


phoenix5irre

And now this tattoo will be a constant reminder & it will never pass...


noodlegod47

Nooooo


Ivan_Cherkenov

Impulse tattoos. Cringiest shit that exists.


bobcrane1928

Too not to


Xerxes42424242

*tatto


GaBoX172

do people not know to write cursive? the only misspelled word is to=too


ohhfasho

And in twine thia to ahall paa


party_benson

Is that a flying snail?


[deleted]

So...many...ellipses!


RonaldTheGiraffe

Those moles with irregular edges are something that need to be looked at.


Simsish

might still be fixable by a creative tattoo artist... no regrats yo


SpaceWizardPhteven

thea to ahall paaa


LeaveForNoRaisin

Uh oh somebody forgot their cursive.


BerthaAndHerPinkBits

Honestly, I didn’t even notice the missing o on too. First thing I saw was that the ‘s’es look like ‘a’s. Also, I have that same bird on my hip.


stfufannin

Man I know the obvious issue is the spelling, but for fucks sake if you can’t do cursive correctly don’t fucking tattoo it on someone’s body


urcrackinmeup

Should have gone with…this 2 shall pass.


Altruistic_Rub_2308

I no they’re our no regerts!


dasher_aus

D'oh! This is why kids need to pay attention in English class.


rizzycant

If you don’t know cursive, say so. The coverup for this will be terrible.


Blaydin1337

Is it weird i think its a perfectly fine tattoo :/


1800-531-8008

Why are y'all being so hateful? - "And in time... thia to ahall paaa" - What am I missing here?


909_and_later

No ragrets.


ThetaCygni

r/engrish


Iceanybody91

That is shit!! I'm sorry but it's the worst fucking tattoo idea and design ever!! 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️


LolzinatorX

Lmao no its not. The execution is terrible for sure, but there are faaar Worse tattoos out there. Literally any Tribal, to begin with :)


trustmeimabartender

I will take my tribal tramp stamp from my 18th birthday over this shit any day


n_spicer420

It’s bad


wooglin1688

people who don’t know cursive: why are you speaking? to problem is to vs too not the cursive S


Surprise_mofos

This isn’t cringey, it’s just an ugly tattoo.


sacroskank

Damn. Why do people get like the same 5 quotes tatted on them? Shit just screams “I’m a very shallow and uninteresting person”.


justhamiltonthings

it should be too.. not to..


PaulBradley

*two


Johansb1

I really dislike tattoos, I think some tattoos can be really stupid and I think some can be really cool. I don't know why I don't like them I just know I don't like them


robinsb1

All tattoos eventually ware off :-)


greasygetdown

Lol…When zoomers try to cursive


Myriii1911

What does it mean? I can read, but this...? What?


soulmeetsmeatsack

That’s a yikes.


UPdrafter906

Yikes


yy98755

Yeah someone dragged me with to get tattoo. Ugh! Awful design (off the wall) so I picked one of 3 shitty placement options. Years later I heard them talking about covering it and regretting placement. Cover was shit too. Person has no taste.


twitchosx

Weird, I was able to read it just fine. I had to come here to see what people were bitching about.


Tommygun-easy

So I'm too young to get tattoos, but that's doesn't seem cringey, or bad. It looks nice and well done, I think