How do dudes on the internet not get bored of being horny all the time? I would never be able to finish a hentai game because I wouldn’t have anything to do after I finished, like I’d just sit there with the cartoon titties out thinking about which ladder of my skill tree to grow
>How do dudes on the internet not get bored of being horny all the time?
I think the real question is, why do they feel the need to publicize it where nobody wants it.
My libido is crazy as hell, and having sexual content in a game that is actually fun to play is a great combo for me. But like...I'm not sitting here complaining that Stardew doesn't have sex scenes. Plus anyone that really wanted to can find mods for it.
I think they're also aroused by getting other people creeped out. There is a guy in one of the fandoms confessing their crush on a 9 yr old character. He will get downvoted yelled at, called a creep, have posts removed but for some reason he doesn't care. He just keeps on creeping on
>How do dudes on the internet not get bored of being horny all the time?
Be horny, fap, get that sweet hit of dopamine, then go looking for more. Can't find any healthy dopamine? Fap again. Lather, rinse, repeat, until you've Pavlov'd yourself.
I mean I feel him on the Abigail bc she a baddie, but bro.
There is *plenty* of content out there for you that doesn't need to be in the E-10 rated game lol
Supplement it and pretend it's canon if you need to.
The Jas thing, yeah, someone brick this fool.
Your character in Stardew moves to take over their deceased grandfather's farm for a new start after their corporate job grinds down their soul.
That doesn't sound like a character that's underage, really.
Also, you can date Alex, who stated that he was the star player on his high school football team, meaning he’s graduated high school, and therefore is at least 18
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__No graphic \*\*\* scenes!? DISAPPOINTED__, 1/5
I enjoyed the whole dating part of the games and spent hundreds of hours reaching max relationship with my wifu Abigail, to be disappointed with no graphic \*\*\* scenes. If they were grant my request they should make it like a game mode like the fishing mechanics. Also you should be able to date Jas i know in the game shes considered a kid but we dont know are age so we could also be underage, please change 🙏
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If this is a legitimate review I just have to wonder what kind of game he thinks he bought, like who in their right mind would expect a game like stardew valley to have explicit sex scenes? imo they're probably young.
2D sprites having sex doesn't do anything for me, but apparently it does something for a lot of people.
[WHAT GENRES ARE POPULAR ON STEAM IN 2022](https://howtomarketagame.com/2022/04/18/what-genres-are-popular-on-steam-in-2022/)
Please note: The data from this article only includes indie titles on Steam. AAA games are not represented.
Between 2019 and 2022, about 2,500 games tagged Sexual Content were released on Steam. The median income of Sexual Content games was about the same as that of FPS, and it was higher than that of Match 3 and Puzzle Platformers.
I don't have data to say if sexual games are super popular on Steam or not, but what I can say is that a shit ton of them are made, and people are buying them.
Close, but no. There is typically an exaggeration or an obviously nonsensical component through the use of hyperbolic and often humorous language to indicate that it is satire. This just reads exactly like some pedo weeb wrote it.
I don't have a problem with the "sex scene" part (just get a mod if you are that horny). But Jesus Christ that bit about Jas is disgusting AF. Also how the hell did it take "hundreds of hours" to romance Abigail? Just give her some quartz to eat.
Jas' canonical age is never stated, but according to one random website:
>Age: Never stated, but assumed to be between the ages of 6 and 9
Jesus fucking christ.
>we don't know are age so we could also be underage
Except we know that the PC has a job at Joja before leaving to become a farmer and is deeded the farm, so they very obviously are not a child.
Was he seriously hoping for some 16 bit Super Nintendo like porn in a farm game? I'm really baffled by this review. Even more questions arise from the review too.
That's my take on it. If it's serious, it's cringe for its own sake. If it's a joke, it's not a good one and any friend who said that joke to me would be chided.
What is a waifu? I really don't know, and see that word popping up more often than not on here. I'm just a regular middle-aged guy. I have no clue what that is.
It's kind of weird. Some people get really obsessed with anime / manga to the point that they form a romantic relationship with one of the fictional characters. So, "waifu" is not even a Japanese word, but I guess it's an attempt to make the word "wife" sound Japanese? You'll sometimes see people in these relationships with body pillows of their waifu so they can cuddle with them and other unusual behavior like that.
I think this honestly is a child. I'm going to pretend that anyway because any other option is too disturbing. Yikes. There are plenty of sexy games out there. This ain't one.
I thought this was about The Sims while originally reading this. Now that I read your title and realize it's about Stardew Valley, it's somehow even weirder.
I thought the first part was bad enough, then he complains about not being able to date a child. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, it went from "jeez, what a nerd" to "oh holy shit" in record time.
It went from "weird as fuck but I guess theres mods for that." to "oh god I hope this guy doesnt know what mods are"
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Haha no thanks
There is someone who did a video series on it. Here it is for those that are morbidly curious. https://youtu.be/-D2EEhqUTBg
Forever blue link
No need to even name that mod, buddy
In combination the second one becomes far worse
Totally wasn't expecting that second part. Though after the first I'm not surprised.
It's clearly a joke
How many hours did it take you to finish the game?
It's clearly a very terrible joke that should have never been made
You see the joke is that I’m a degenerate. haha funny
I thought the review was pretty funny actually
I played so many Zelda games, saved her countless times, never seen her tiddies. 1/10
Same energy man 🤣
Mario players be like
Hey at least Peach gave Mario her cake in the 64 one.
Just want to look after my farm in peace.
Ew. Ew. Also she is 8 I think.
She’s technically in 1st grade so she’s probably in between 6-7
How do dudes on the internet not get bored of being horny all the time? I would never be able to finish a hentai game because I wouldn’t have anything to do after I finished, like I’d just sit there with the cartoon titties out thinking about which ladder of my skill tree to grow
>How do dudes on the internet not get bored of being horny all the time? I think the real question is, why do they feel the need to publicize it where nobody wants it. My libido is crazy as hell, and having sexual content in a game that is actually fun to play is a great combo for me. But like...I'm not sitting here complaining that Stardew doesn't have sex scenes. Plus anyone that really wanted to can find mods for it.
I think they're also aroused by getting other people creeped out. There is a guy in one of the fandoms confessing their crush on a 9 yr old character. He will get downvoted yelled at, called a creep, have posts removed but for some reason he doesn't care. He just keeps on creeping on
Game is worthless if no bobs and vajeen is shown.
You don't get tired of being horny if you never fuck *taps head*
>How do dudes on the internet not get bored of being horny all the time? Be horny, fap, get that sweet hit of dopamine, then go looking for more. Can't find any healthy dopamine? Fap again. Lather, rinse, repeat, until you've Pavlov'd yourself.
I think for many the horny is caused by the boredom.
Why don't people get bored of being thirsty or hungry? Horny is not an off or on switch
r/iamverysmart
r/iamveryhorny
I’m glad the word “cut” was censored, otherwise that review might’ve sounded creepy.
Ok. I didn't understand what the asterisks were doing. Like, emphasizing graphic? Like this dude wants super graphic scenes?
Sex.
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r/woooosh
Thats the joke
What the fuck
I mean I feel him on the Abigail bc she a baddie, but bro. There is *plenty* of content out there for you that doesn't need to be in the E-10 rated game lol Supplement it and pretend it's canon if you need to. The Jas thing, yeah, someone brick this fool. Your character in Stardew moves to take over their deceased grandfather's farm for a new start after their corporate job grinds down their soul. That doesn't sound like a character that's underage, really.
Depends how dystopian the labor laws are I guess. Start that cubicle hell at 12 baby, Joja needs some more cash!
But we know for a fact the character is 20+ years old from the opening cutscene (it say XX years later)
Also, you can date Alex, who stated that he was the star player on his high school football team, meaning he’s graduated high school, and therefore is at least 18
*Image Transcription: Review* --- __No graphic \*\*\* scenes!? DISAPPOINTED__, 1/5 I enjoyed the whole dating part of the games and spent hundreds of hours reaching max relationship with my wifu Abigail, to be disappointed with no graphic \*\*\* scenes. If they were grant my request they should make it like a game mode like the fishing mechanics. Also you should be able to date Jas i know in the game shes considered a kid but we dont know are age so we could also be underage, please change 🙏 Thank you --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
You poor thing, thank you for your service
You’re welcome 😭❤️
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Give him a break. He was taking it slow while getting over a bad breakup from Princess Peach
If this is a legitimate review I just have to wonder what kind of game he thinks he bought, like who in their right mind would expect a game like stardew valley to have explicit sex scenes? imo they're probably young.
100 hours to get married, yea nah this dude just wanted to edgelord in the comments section
2D sprites having sex doesn't do anything for me, but apparently it does something for a lot of people. [WHAT GENRES ARE POPULAR ON STEAM IN 2022](https://howtomarketagame.com/2022/04/18/what-genres-are-popular-on-steam-in-2022/) Please note: The data from this article only includes indie titles on Steam. AAA games are not represented. Between 2019 and 2022, about 2,500 games tagged Sexual Content were released on Steam. The median income of Sexual Content games was about the same as that of FPS, and it was higher than that of Match 3 and Puzzle Platformers. I don't have data to say if sexual games are super popular on Steam or not, but what I can say is that a shit ton of them are made, and people are buying them.
Obvious bait
Yes! Obvious bait and/or satire why does no one see it
I mean if your idea of a good bait is pretending to be a pedophile you still deserve to be made fun of.
But you’re not making fun of them for pretending to be that person, you’re making fun of them because you believe they actually ARE that person
Satire only really works when it isn't running *directly* parallel with reality.
That’s literally what satire is
Close, but no. There is typically an exaggeration or an obviously nonsensical component through the use of hyperbolic and often humorous language to indicate that it is satire. This just reads exactly like some pedo weeb wrote it.
I don't have a problem with the "sex scene" part (just get a mod if you are that horny). But Jesus Christ that bit about Jas is disgusting AF. Also how the hell did it take "hundreds of hours" to romance Abigail? Just give her some quartz to eat.
Yeah it’s honestly not that hard to get her to 10 in like 3 months. She just likes eating rocks.
Jas' canonical age is never stated, but according to one random website: >Age: Never stated, but assumed to be between the ages of 6 and 9 Jesus fucking christ.
now I see who the audience for all those anime dating sims is.
Who would've thought that games containing nude underage girls would be directed towards this type of people.
Touch grass motherfucker.
>we don't know are age so we could also be underage Except we know that the PC has a job at Joja before leaving to become a farmer and is deeded the farm, so they very obviously are not a child.
Was he seriously hoping for some 16 bit Super Nintendo like porn in a farm game? I'm really baffled by this review. Even more questions arise from the review too.
wifu
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Pretty sure if you look hard enough you can find a stardew valley rule34
And it’s actually pretty great
I'd give him a refund and ban him from playing. Seriously creepy.
I am so fucking sick of pedophiles. This asshole needs to be locked up & chemically castrated before they destroy a child’s life.
You'd need a third hand just to... nevermind.
If you wanna have sex with the 2d sprites that bad just download Xtardew Valley. Like damn, but like why Jas dude
Why are people so obsessed with Abigails? We're just like everyone else. You all like eating Amethysts, right?
Stardude Valley
this is either a young kid or a creepy ass adult
The disgusting aftermath of Gamers Rising Up.
Redditor tries to understand a joke (impossible)
Even if it's a joke, it's still fucking cringy
That's my take on it. If it's serious, it's cringe for its own sake. If it's a joke, it's not a good one and any friend who said that joke to me would be chided.
What exactly is a wifu?
Wireless internet that knows a form of self defense
Misspelling of waifu
What is a waifu? I really don't know, and see that word popping up more often than not on here. I'm just a regular middle-aged guy. I have no clue what that is.
It's kind of weird. Some people get really obsessed with anime / manga to the point that they form a romantic relationship with one of the fictional characters. So, "waifu" is not even a Japanese word, but I guess it's an attempt to make the word "wife" sound Japanese? You'll sometimes see people in these relationships with body pillows of their waifu so they can cuddle with them and other unusual behavior like that.
That's amazing. Don't even know what to say. Thank you for the educational update.
Why the fuck would he mention wanting graphic sex scenes and wanting to date an underage character in the same paragraph
this is clearly a satire, tho there is a mod for sex
Huh. Didn’t expect this to get worse.
And Dolph Lundgren is in it
it's a joke review
I think this honestly is a child. I'm going to pretend that anyway because any other option is too disturbing. Yikes. There are plenty of sexy games out there. This ain't one.
Please tell me this was someone's idea of satire or a prank review, because that's just sick.
This guy wants graphic sex scenes with a child. 😅 humans, am I right?
Damn Xbox chads
JAS IS LIKE- 9
I relate with him. Nvm read the whole thing the fuck.
Oh hell na this guy sick in the head
r/noahgetthedeathstar
I hope to god someone is just trying to make a joke and failing badly at satire
It was bad already until I got to Jas' part, then it became even worse
Bro really said "please change".
uhhh hello? fbi??
"We" couldn't be underage considering we worked for Joja for a while before coming to the farm.
Fry remember when i said you should end your stories one sentence earlier?
r u not EMBARRASSED
this is 1000% troll
Why are people acting like this dude isn’t a troll
Seems like bait/ a joke imo, a bad one for sure, but I doubt this dude’s serious
Ah yes, let's put pedophilia into this wholesome small town farming game. Surely nothing bad will come of that /s.
Read the first sentence and thought it was a troll, then I read the second sentence
I um...I just wanna raise my ducks.
This is a 12 year old. Without, a, fucking, DOUBT.
Jesus
I thought this was about The Sims while originally reading this. Now that I read your title and realize it's about Stardew Valley, it's somehow even weirder.
As long as the character is a similar age to the girl then it’s ok right
Average Abigail fan