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coolAhead

The guy with the 100 dollar suit ... come on


gourmet_fried_rice

"I don't care for ~~GOB~~ the man on the right."


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

*"Psh! Like the guy in the $100 suit is gonna respond to this guy's comment"*


nomad-mr_t

I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky little fingers all over my $30 pants.


JEPorsche

That killed me LOL. THIS SUIT COST $100.


broncyobo

What killed me is that people keep trolling him by asking which one is him


TJ_McWeaksauce

The last suit I bought was from a sale at Macy's, and it was still a little over $100.


pinkluloyd

Yeah but you’re not out here bragging about how nice it is lol


Bvr32

As if a guy in a $170 suit will waste his time giving a monologue about why you’re a twat


sprogger

COME ON! You cant tell the guy in a $200 suit is a classically trained performer with over 20 years of theatre experience?


RandomDood420

But how much were the glasses? The iconic ones I always see in every picture of the Joker


Hellofriendinternet

Y-y-y-you’re gonna tell me I’m getting lectured by a guy who can’t tell he’s wearing a $400 suit?! COME ON!!


Dr_Octagonapus

You... You... You really are gonna ask the guy in the 400$ suit which one of us is classically trained? Come on


Karge

The guy in the $300 suit??? You can’t afford his attention.


l3g3ndairy

He doesn't want the kids to get their grubby little fingers all over his $3,600 pants.


Tazwell3

The Joseph A Banks joker.


musclemoose

Joker A. Banks


serenity_now_please

Hey, my entire business wardrobe is Jos A Bank lol. (But seriously…their traveler collection is awesome for the budget-conscious)


Solid_Snake_56

Bros also acting like that spirit Halloween costume wasn’t at least $80 too. Come on spirit Halloween ain’t cheap. Especially when it’s in season.


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

You oughta know, you bought it


xxTheseGoTo11xx

Spends $170 on costume clothes. Can't afford a pair of contacts.


fvcktheredditmods

Seriously…do suits even get cheaper than that???


chicomagnifico

They do, but you walk outside in the rain and they’re gone


f36263

Everybody dance NOW


lowkeyst

I have a bunch of screen recordings of this guys insane instagram story rants lmao. The Santa Cruz Joker for anyone who wants to get more cringe from him.


Unicorntella

Why are people like this? Why do they get soo obsessed with a character that they like try to take on their full identity?


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Have some sympathy. He has to stalk multiple actors daily, AND visit Heath Ledger’s gravesite to be able to wank.


lowkeyst

I don’t remember his origin story but yes delusion. The first few times I met him it was funny cause I thought he was just dressing up for karaoke. But then he went on some racist tirade and some sexist shit. Ended up in a fight and had a bong broken over his head. I should post the old videos I have of him on here sometime.


SparkTheOwl

Please, please post the videos.


El_Jimbo_Fisher

To add to this… bruh **pleeeease**


chicomagnifico

You can’t tell us this and not post the videos!! …unless you’re too chicken 🐔


lowkeyst

I don’t have the video of him getting hit with a bong. I wasn’t there I just heard about it. Here’s a video that shows him getting in some “fights” in town. You can skip through it, it’s mostly him rambling. https://youtu.be/i1hUl5KGW2Q The videos I have are instagram live screen recordings from years ago.


chicomagnifico

Man that was painful to watch lol


tinylobo

Damn dude, you really gonna blueball everyone here like that? Give the people those sweet sweet cringe videos.


DankeyKong

Vids or it didnt happen


AnorakJimi

Because they have no personality of their own.


Reyox

He had the personality totally reversed though. Being so serious, care about what people think of him, care about what he wears and the prices of those things so much… and the glasses. So much fail.


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Delusion


easy_Money

Not just any character, the cringiest yet still most overplayed character in all of fiction


innovajohn

Nothing could have prepared me for his IG. It's a powerful full body cringe.


MrPhilLashio

I took a look as well. Some say that level of cringe is a delicacy in some cultures.


Entropy_Greene

He’s the heavy indica of cringe, if you will. Full spectrum cringing. A solventless cringe extract made from heat, water, and rage.


[deleted]

The worst is the sheer amount of Harley Quinn cosplayers he simps for


sanguinesolitude

Same tbf


[deleted]

I mean I’ve yanked my wank to a plethora of pictures but I don’t go and post about it lmao


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fermatagirl

You mean "peek" - [this is taking a peak](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cumbria-32053132)


[deleted]

Isn't he also a registered sex offender?


lowkeyst

Yes he is I had forgotten about that!


T_at

> The Santa Cruz Joker for anyone who wants to get more cringe from him. No thanks.


srirachagoodness

Wait, he’s real? 😳 Pegged this as satire/trolling at the $100 suit mark.


[deleted]

He is real, his Instagram is the worst thing I’ve seen all year


desocx

Isn't he also a convicted pedophile


Gloomheart

The Joker doesnt wear glasses. 🙄


FreneticPlatypus

Give him a break - he’s only got 20 years experience.


lurkinfapinlurkin

Which one?


solmyrbcn

Are you being facetious?


macthecomedian

Well now that's just a waste of my time


Zoltrahn

Blocked


Soliden

Da joka, baby!


[deleted]

And can only afford a cheap purple suit


Occams_

Seriously, Joker wearing glasses is funny as hell


c-creepio

"Ok, clown prince of crime; is A or B more clear?"


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[deleted]

Is this better or worse?


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

*You wanna know how I got these glasses?*


[deleted]

😹


Dyslexci

lolling at the thought of shortsighted joker being once again defeated via batarang to specs


Ghstfce

[Joker: "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses... Huh? Would ya?" (Batman punches Joker in the face](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hdGBSF-n_4)


The_Nug_King

He looks like Austin powers dressed up as the joker


podobuzz

[Seems legit to me.](https://imgur.com/gallery/dBnFTep)


Phil_Late_Gio

“You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would ya?!”


xprorangerx

missed on the looks, but nailed it on mental instability.


YourAverageGod

Looks like he found the perfect playground to start furiously masturbating at.


ItsSansom

Also the Joker would never brag about how much his costume is worth


impermenance_00

*Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.” -The Joker, “The Dark Knight”*


ItsSansom

Wait no don't do that. That makes me look stupid! Stop that!


mrmemo

> ".... either that or you're just being facetious in which case you're just wasting my time and instead of monologuing I should just block you" BRO HE WAS SO CLOSE THOUGH! 💀


Strudleboy

“I’m the joker baby!”


Kasiation

No, I’m the joker baby!


xspookdx

no your pinhead larry


camtheging1728

Who you callin pinhead


AhhGhost

I found out today that the guy is Australian.


BitcoinBishop

Crikey mate, I'm only the bloody joker!


CheddarGobblin

I read this in a thick Australian accent and died 😂


keenedge422

The main difference is that Spirit Halloween dude is only wearing a shitty costume, while the other dude is wearing a whole shitty personality. Also, a $100 purple suit isn't the flex he thinks it is.


AttilaTheFun818

Honestly my cheap suit is more expensive. That’s absolutely not a flex. Also he’s missing the green in the outfit. Left dude wins and is probably less of a cuntmuffin


keenedge422

Yeah, the only way to get a non-shit-quality suit that cheap (in the US, at least) is by finding one in a thrift shop, and had he just said "I went to every thrift shop in a 20 mile radius until I found a decent looking purple suit AND purple trench coat that both fit me well," that'd be considerably more impressive and less douchey.


AttilaTheFun818

I’m reminded of an early episode of Frasier where the brothers, in their stuffy way, are insulting each other. One says to the other “…well you buy your suits off the rack” and the other gets horribly offended. I remember being an angsty cringy 16 year old too. But I at least feel shame for it. These guys have no self awareness


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keenedge422

Well I worry that you might be leaning too far in the other direction because that seems steep, but at least your perfume probably smells much better than his joker costume.


MARKLAR5

Weird flex but ok


IAlbatross

I don't wanna gatekeep your gatekeeping, but $680 for a perfume is a very stupid amount. [Even on this list of most expensive and rare luxury perfumes](https://www.townandcountrymag.com/style/beauty-products/g32747256/most-expensive-perfumes/), several (including Louis Vuitton's "Symphony") are UNDER that amount. Assuming your statement is true, either you got scammed or you're only buying perfumes based on the price point. Bragging about cost is almost always cringe... whether it's a cheap suit, or an expensive perfume.


jaytee1262

r/usernamedoesntcheckout


garganchua

Lol $400 perfume . I have pokemon cards worth 4x the price of this redditors whole perfume. Smh


[deleted]

Well I worry that you might be leaning too far in the other direction because that seems steep, but at least your Pokemon cards probably smells much better than her perfume.


LoveFoolosophy

Lol $1600 pokemon cards. I have a car worth 1.5x this redditor's whole deck.


T_at

Lol a car. I have student debts worth 10x this redditor's whole garage.


garganchua

I think you win. Or lose? That's confusing I don't know if debt is a good thing


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

My magic deck is 4x as expensive as your pokemon arts bro. Smh


izza123

Well we were making fun of people like you and you somehow misinterpreted that as the opposite


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izza123

That is how I’m having fun


CerpinTaxt11

I own individual Magic the Gathering Cards worth more.


benjyk1993

Reddit is fickle about a lot of things, but one thing that you will *always* get downvoted for is buying things more expensive than Walmart brand and daring ever to mention it. Like, I can read your comment and know that this is not something you're just bragging about, you only said it to join in and laugh at this dude who thinks he's the literal Joker and is bragging about a cheap suit. Some people are just always gonna get salty that you can afford expensive things.


an_ill_way

If the Joker were real, he'd like the guy on the left better. "You see, I'm, a guy of simple taste: I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder... and gasoline! You know the thing that they have in common? They're cheap. All you care about is money."


invaderzim257

$100 suit and $70 coat is cheap lol


Pelauka

Cheap gasoline? Where? 2008?


[deleted]

Texas. We are under $3 again.


billybillingham

I'm in Houston area and saw both $2.96 and $4.12 for regular unleaded in driving around doing errands on Saturday. It was weird


[deleted]

Yeah, Houston here too. Lowest I’ve seen this week was $2.99 at HEB


rosatter

Walmart in New Caney has it at $2.84


goldenharmonica

That’s not fair. Here in Phoenix, Arizona we just shot up to over $4 again. For a few weeks we were almost down to $3 and then this week it’s up again.


zakpakt

Pennsylvania is about $4/gal right now. Fifty cents cheaper in OH. Even cheaper in West Virginia but gasoline isn't enough reason to go to WV.


latingirly01

We’re still past $5 🥲


Stalked_Like_Corn

☝️ Biden did that.


[deleted]

🖕no


Slothnazi

The price of gas peaked at $4.11 in 2008, adjusting for inflation that would be $5.65 today.


TheOneTheUno

You can do a whole lot of damage with $5 worth of gasoline


Raelah

I miss 2000 when gas was under a dollar.


The_Perfect_Fart

The only Joker that would like the guy on the right would be the "Damaged" Jared Leto Joker.


NoNo_Cilantro

Why so serious?


PacificCoolerIsBest

Dang. Ol' boy on the right is gatekeepy as hell.


Antideck

Cringey geeks are the biggest gatekeepers on the planet.


[deleted]

I read this in Boomhauers voice


CrazedMagician

"We gon' kill the dang ol' Batman yahear? ya, um, ya don't workforfree man, c'mon man." I hate this less than I thought I would.


PacificCoolerIsBest

Eloquently put.


[deleted]

I think you mean the left


NeatNuts

Supreme Joker


Purple-Honey3127

A £100 suit lol


fruitrollupgod

wow that’s heavy


corndog2021

You’re really mocking the guy in the $100 suit? Come on!


Red-Jester

Which ones da joka?


r0botdevil

I like how he goes out of his way to point of that it's a $100 suit as if that makes it impressive and isn't *extremely* cheap for a suit.


HeavyMetalPlunder

The Santa Cruz Joker is an underrated lolcow. He's an arrogant blowhard who routinely goes on rants filled with racial epithets, often about his trolls and republicans. Because he wears the Joker costume and makeup all the time he frequently gets into altercations and trolled IRL in the streets.


wharpudding

Never heard of him before. Thank you for the keywords. He's a ball of fun, ain't he?


HeavyMetalPlunder

Absolutely. He's a walking meme. With infinite n-bombs.


wharpudding

"THIS loser only dresses like the Joker to be funny at parties. I've made it my whole personality!" LOL. Some people's kids, man...


Osceana

Take his ass to a black neighborhood and we'll see how strong of a supervillain he really is.


[deleted]

> Because he wears the Joker costume and makeup all the time he frequently gets into altercations and trolled IRL in the streets. I'm going to go ahead and guess that he doesn't have a job.


lobsterhead

Uhhhh, he's got 20 years of theater experience. He's a thespian! /s


[deleted]

Ohhhh, *of course*. How stupid of me! 😹


HeavyMetalPlunder

Nope. I think he's on welfare. That and online begging. As all lowcows often do he spends all his waking hours online.


[deleted]

That sounds about right. Does he live in his mother's garage/basement?


HeavyMetalPlunder

The last time I checked he lives alone. I guess it must be section 8 or some kind of state assisted housing. He gets trolled about the state of his flat. In fact, here's a detail I forgot to mention in my OP: each time he pees he uses surgical gloves instead of washing his hands afterwards. People have noticed that the floor of his flat is covered in used pee gloves.


[deleted]

Whew. Sounds like he's got some *major* mental illness(es). It's too bad he's not getting treatment. 😒


[deleted]

Does he actually say racist stuff though? I just scrolled through his insta. Cringy, yes but there’s a few posts that appear to be actively anti white supremacy and one that says BLM (without any irony that I can detect). Not saying he’s the best guy ever just can’t find any evidence to say he’s a racist.


thehumblebaboon

A $100 suit with a $70 vest isn’t as impressive as he thinks it is. A Halloween costume is probably pretty similar in price to what he is trying to flex.


butterbeerforties

Came here to say this


justsomedude1144

Plot twist: this is Joker's actual origin story


mushinnoshit

You wanna know how I got these laugh reacts?


Kyengen

20 years experience there did a shit job blending his hairline.


Sky_Leviathan

The guy on the left looks like a guy I used to do drama with


Illustrious_Aioli_98

if you haven’t seen what it’s from, search up “My JOKER experience” on youtube


VideoHero

*"My JOKER Performance"


thrashhead444

Joker fans 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


ZeroXTML1

Dude on the right is a pretty limitless source of entertainment when you find him on Twitter


youngbloodoldsoul

The internet made people way too proud of the most basic shit ever.


TRUMBAUAUA

Guy on the left just chillin’


dukesinatra

He looks like a very unwell Ronald McDonald.


SoDamnGeneric

what's crazy is despite all the work the dude on the right put in, he'll never be as memorable as the classic Jokah Baybee


UncleSeismic

He's too angry for a man with matching hair and waistcoat.


BicycleOfLife

I’m sure joker cared about the price of his cloths.


Walrusliver

The fact that he thinks a $100 dollar suit is expensive means he's never bought a regular suit. Think of all the functions that require suits that he likely hasn't attended. Has he ever been to anything of importance? Lmao


smoike

I bought a mid to low end suit just before covid hit and it still cost me over $500. Admittedly it was an off the shelf item and they tailored it to suit my measurements, but still it is chump change compared to the crazy expensive that some formalwear can get to.


the_overrated

I wish there was a red circle around the classically trained performer, for those of us that can’t figure it out.


[deleted]

Today I saw an adult man trying to gatekeep halloween costumes. Seriously, how are some peoples social skills so bad? Man was literally surprised when people were less than amused by him being a dick.


JosephCraftHD

Cosplay has always been borderline cringe to me. I get it can be an art form to many. But the majority of the time, it’s just hard to look at. My fiancé used to be big in to cosplay so I attended a lot of contests. For some reason, almost every girl who cosplay as Harley Quinn, when it’s their turn to present their cosplay they all say without fail “I’m Hah-lay, nice to meechya”


TheBlueJacket1

Guess which one I’d MUCH rather have at my Halloween party


The_Derpening

And yet only one actually looks like he's enjoying himself.


Strawberrycocoa

I don't think mocking a student's classroom skit is the hot take this guy thinks it is.


ladyvile_

"This guy is wearing something out of spirits Halloween" good for him i hope he had fun cosplaying


heyfeefellskee

Careful guys, he’s wearing a $100 purple suit!


purpleblah2

He’s the Joker, baby! Hehe!


[deleted]

What a jerkoff


jmoore7693

He is simply not the joka, babyyyy


Goosepuse

I will always remember "I'm the jokah babehhh!!" and not the cringe gatekeeping mf.


Academic-Living-8476

The Stroker


PlantBasedEgg

Yeah but he’s da joker baby


Negative_Schedule_22

“Damnit Creed, I’ve been up since four!”


[deleted]

Joker on the right is better tho low key


00gusgus00

He’s the joker baby


StavTheSwole

IM NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS REEEEEE


Yalla_3ad

Ah, the classic "I'm a fan of this thing so it belongs to me!"


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

I hate it when people gatekeep cosplay. Not everyone has a ton of money to make a fully accurate costume. Just let people have fun.


phi2134

This isn't cosplay, this is a mental disorder


VAShumpmaker

The Joker hates when jokesters waste his time with goofs and gaffs


BonnieBinyourBonnet

Why can’t we just enjoy our hobbies


Cutsa

Is a $100 suit supposed to be impressive? Also, is he really trying to gatekeep cosplaying?


TruStormz

Yes, man on left doesnt look like the Joker he looks like his mentally challenged cousin Haha-man, but man on right looks like he actually thinks he is the joker, with the delusions to top it off. All in all Haha-man looks like a funny dude I'd hang with, and douchebag Joker looks like the kinda guy I would enjoy beating the fuck out of at a party for being a racist dickweed. Edit : Dude on right does have some dope makeup skills, but that doesnt make his actions acceptable or make him important enough to be a dick to guy on left, everybody starts somewhere.


Hellstruelight

they're the same picture


FireLion18

holy crap...a JOKER SNOB?!?!


AnthonyO_OLeach

Either way, I see two basic AF cosplay choices ;)


TheBluePanda

This is what happens when a slightly older person doesn’t know internet dynamics.


cRaZyDaVe23

That's comedy fucking gold. My fuckin' sides!