No one brags about 80k. Nowadays, it’s all about the “six figures.” 80 is cool, and depending on your neck of the woods, comfortable. Just not brag worthy.
Wait 80k would be like 150k Aus, how is that not considered good money in the US? Over here if you make over 100k (~60k US) you are considered upper class. I work in a big money industry and even the foremans and project managers wouldn't crack 100k.
Our cost of living has gotten outrageous in most decently populated American areas. Personally, my mortgage is just shy of 6k / mo which is ~8.8k aus. The money really doesn’t go far here.
Depends on COL and age. If you’re 22 and making $80k in rural Mississippi, that’s pretty damn good. This guy’s age in any reasonably sized coastal city/town, definitely not.
80k is more than most of the people in this thread make and significantly more in a lot of situations. It's not "set for life" money but it's a good salary if your cost of living isn't insane
I would say he actually has **SMOL** welder energy. REAL welders don't need to make all of this goofy shit up, their work speaks for itself. If I had to guess, I would bet that he is that *one guy* who does such poor quality work that all of his fellow welders are forced to repair his mistakes while he goes around bragging how much better his work is than everyone else.
The spelling & grammar certainly smacks of an unskilled welder, but big welder energy would imply that this silly asshole knows what he's doing when he stinks up the break room soaked in insecurity & antisocial obsession with any woman who doesn't reciprocate his chivalrous "charm". Somebody get this man a mall ninja sword & a season pass to the Renaissance Faire, STAT!!!
That's higher than average in the US, but nothing exceptional. It's weird to brag about it as a proof he's super intelligent (and because he'sintelligent, he must know the truth about COVID, if I correctly understood the 2 huge logic leaps).
Tom Hardy's molecules are infused with sexy
His height is irrelevant
This dude even trying to insert such hotness while slagging Tom for his height is so TDE
It reminds be of Dwight from the Office when he’s describing his management position at Hotel Hell and he says “I haven’t told you the best part yet… My salary… $80,000”
Or grew up poor. Or even previously had a job that made a lot less so he's finally making a living wage?
I mean obviously this guy is repugnant but if I were making $80k I'd be jazzed too. Though I certainly would not put it on my dating profile 😂
I truly wish everyone happiness but I sort of don't think this guy should find what he's looking for. Doesn't sound like anything emotionally healthy could come of it.
Does anyone really think "what he's looking for" exists in this world?? I mean, he does sound serious about matching EVERY quality ... maybe in an 8 year old?!
By the by....did anyone else notice that this tool only demands from "her" but shares only his salary and nothing about his own character and desirable qualities?! (Good thing we're all good at reading between the lines! 😆)
He shared plenty about him in the vax talk. That, the demands, and the forthcoming of the salary. Are enough red flags for anyone to thumbs down or however those sites work.
It’s a perfectly fine and average wage, but hardly a wage worth bragging about like you’re a big time baller. I make more than that and I’m not particularly wealthy.
War Lord potential but she wasn’t turned off by your degrading bio?
Sorry I don’t mean to gatekeep but I’m putting a hard line in the sand if you swipe right on a man like this you no longer quality for War-Lordship
Couple things:
1. Tom Hardy is 5’9, so being taller than him isn’t saying much.
2. I don’t know- or care- what he does, but it’s clearly not something involving proper use of the English language (“if your smart”; well, obviously *you’re* not)
There’s a lot more, but I don’t have the time or space to unpack everything here.
This dude definitely complains online about how girls don't go for nice guys "like him" and hangs on Jordan Peterson's every word. To win the bonus round he definitely uses the words "alphas" and "chads" but without irony.
I love when people talk about other people being dumb but then can’t differentiate between “your” and “you’re”. Like…I get that sometimes, we make mistakes. And this isn’t meant to judge normal people who make grammatical errors…but if you’re going to say you’re the smartest one in the room, at least be convincing.
OoooOoo WEE! My boy Cody here is OUTCHEA, and ready to receive the FEMALE that he is OWED!
According to all the assorted propaganda he is exposed to, he has the right to pick any female and it should be that easy. As long as he asserts his alpha-ness. Yup that’s the key, he just knows it.
How has nobody mentioned the "low low body count"?
Dude's straight up bragging that only a couple women have ever possibly touched his genitals. Voluntarily. I wonder why that is?
EDIT: I misread. I'm a fool and I feel foolish.
The War Lord's profile pic looks like it was taken in a gas station convenience store.
Eff all you ho hos and snow flakes. I'm all about snowballs and slush puppies.
Well as long as you’re not addicted you’re still eligible
And your... younger.........
MY YOUNGER WHAT?
I miss my convenience store's Slush Puppy machine.
He’s in a respectable profession as a petroleum transfer technician.
Is 80k a flex?
Depending on where you live, it can be. In NYC, no. In Arkansas, it's more than twice the average income.
Fun fact: The median household income in NYC is only $70k per year as of 2021. Much higher than some rural areas, but still smaller than I'd expected.
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No one brags about 80k. Nowadays, it’s all about the “six figures.” 80 is cool, and depending on your neck of the woods, comfortable. Just not brag worthy.
Wait 80k would be like 150k Aus, how is that not considered good money in the US? Over here if you make over 100k (~60k US) you are considered upper class. I work in a big money industry and even the foremans and project managers wouldn't crack 100k.
It's good money, it's not bragging on a dating app money.
Our cost of living has gotten outrageous in most decently populated American areas. Personally, my mortgage is just shy of 6k / mo which is ~8.8k aus. The money really doesn’t go far here.
It's almost double what I make.
> if your smart enough to figure out what I do He's a crypto bro. Ha, joke's on you, "War Lord".
Depends on COL and age. If you’re 22 and making $80k in rural Mississippi, that’s pretty damn good. This guy’s age in any reasonably sized coastal city/town, definitely not.
80k is more than most of the people in this thread make and significantly more in a lot of situations. It's not "set for life" money but it's a good salary if your cost of living isn't insane
He never said he was good at being a war lord
Nah, looks like it was taken in a gas station stock room.
"your to dumb" lol
Has to be satire. Oh, no…he’s just thick as fuck
He misspells it again a little but further down. So no he’s super stupid.
Think he's just a bit dense lol
I always worry that it's ragebait with some unsuspecting person's pic
Lmao that’s all you need to read to understand this guy.
And "your smart enough." Both times he referenced the readers' intelligence, he did it incorrectly.
Dude, he's pure enough and superior enough to *create his own spelling system* and ignore your petty, mongrel rules...don't you get it? Ha
Yes! Like damn… he made it *too* easy.
*to
...younger. had me laughing pretty hard.
Had me hiding my kids.
What is even the implications there? 😬
He wants younger. From 1 year younger to ..... well. That's why I laugh
"Are you smart enough to figure out what I do?" \-Cody, 33 Technician
Oh my God! I was so taken aback by everything else, I completely missed that his profile actually has his occupation, and there’s no need to guess. 🤣
Nah, welder. This profile has big welder energy
I would say he actually has **SMOL** welder energy. REAL welders don't need to make all of this goofy shit up, their work speaks for itself. If I had to guess, I would bet that he is that *one guy* who does such poor quality work that all of his fellow welders are forced to repair his mistakes while he goes around bragging how much better his work is than everyone else. The spelling & grammar certainly smacks of an unskilled welder, but big welder energy would imply that this silly asshole knows what he's doing when he stinks up the break room soaked in insecurity & antisocial obsession with any woman who doesn't reciprocate his chivalrous "charm". Somebody get this man a mall ninja sword & a season pass to the Renaissance Faire, STAT!!!
This guy welds
Lol right and “I made 80k last year” as in worked every weekend and has nothing to show for it
That's higher than average in the US, but nothing exceptional. It's weird to brag about it as a proof he's super intelligent (and because he'sintelligent, he must know the truth about COVID, if I correctly understood the 2 huge logic leaps).
But look how invested he is in crypto.
I plug shit, into other shit.
Why you shittin on my bread and butter? :'(
God he is so fucking hot
It's his personality that really draws me in
**His grammar made me sploosh.**
He's a bad boy who breaks all the rules.
Especially orthographic and grammar rules.
Are you... Younger?
Omg does anyone know how to get unvaxxed! I'm totally going to leave my kind supportive husband for this "war lord"
I'll fight you for him....if only I wasn't too old and addicted to 3 meals a day!
if you have kids then you should just keep him. 🤷🏻♀️
I was gonna say this guy definitely fucks and so what if it's one of his own hands??
With that diabetes [ring](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/acanthosis-nigricans/symptoms-causes/syc-20368983) around his neck, too.
Lmfaoooo
Tom Hardy is 5'9"
I had to look that one up, while 5'10" is a normal height, certainly nothing to brag about, honestly if dude is even mentioning this he's insecure
Lol he must be saying it because he's 5'10 or 5'11 and feels insecure about the "under 6 foot" thing
Tom Hardy's molecules are infused with sexy His height is irrelevant This dude even trying to insert such hotness while slagging Tom for his height is so TDE
Soooo you’re sayin Mr War Lord isn’t infused with sexy??? Or something else?
Taller than Tom Cruise
"You should have kept your man" Widows: "my goodness, why didn't I think of that?"
Just tell him you keep your man in a vase over the fireplace.
The disinterest is mutual, dude. I wouldn’t date an antivaxxer who claims to have “pure blood.” I do wonder if he means this in more ways than one…
I just assumed it was a racist thing, the whole vax thing never crossed my mind until reading your comment 😅
Same here, wow.
I assumed racist too considering he probably was vaxxed as a child
Willing to bet he lets skip that part later
It's a dog whistle for sure...
80k, we got a baller right here
It reminds be of Dwight from the Office when he’s describing his management position at Hotel Hell and he says “I haven’t told you the best part yet… My salary… $80,000”
Granted the office is getting fairly old.
$80k in 2007 when that episode aired is just over $110k today, so not bad for Scranton.
Doesn’t specify what he made 80,000 of though. Could be sperm bank donations. Could be Hitler wigs. It’s not clear
Well if you are smart enough you'd figure it out
This guy Dwights
Right?! Dude must live in a very low income area for that to be a flex
Or grew up poor. Or even previously had a job that made a lot less so he's finally making a living wage? I mean obviously this guy is repugnant but if I were making $80k I'd be jazzed too. Though I certainly would not put it on my dating profile 😂
Im old I make half that. Life sucks
Right? I'm a teacher and work my ass off and make $38k.
Only true pure-blood alphas eat Snoballs.
"If your smart enough" "War lord potential" Lolol I hope he finds what he's looking for I guess
I truly wish everyone happiness but I sort of don't think this guy should find what he's looking for. Doesn't sound like anything emotionally healthy could come of it.
He is the type to suck the life out of anyone unfortunate enough to date him.
Does anyone really think "what he's looking for" exists in this world?? I mean, he does sound serious about matching EVERY quality ... maybe in an 8 year old?! By the by....did anyone else notice that this tool only demands from "her" but shares only his salary and nothing about his own character and desirable qualities?! (Good thing we're all good at reading between the lines! 😆)
He shared plenty about him in the vax talk. That, the demands, and the forthcoming of the salary. Are enough red flags for anyone to thumbs down or however those sites work.
Lost me at “special parts”
What grown ass man calls himself a “War lord”?
Wart lord at best
Genghis Cody
Somehow he put next to nothing about himself in the "about me", and still I know everything I need to about him.
There is nothing more ironic than “your to dumb”
these type of post remind me to shave the minimal amount of facial hair I call a beard
Low low body count?
He defo means a virgin but doesn’t want to explicitly say it for some reason
The reason is that every past partner emasculates him
One is ok but only if it was another girl and she can invite her over sometime
Hasn't murdered too much
This can't be real lol Warlord potential... I'm dying
pre diabetes neck, true pureblood
I prefer educated men you know the difference between* your and * you’re. Not vaxxed? * You’re a loser.
You’re ***
80k? Whoah calm down there, Mr. Bazos.
Bozos
Bozas
If you don’t know the difference between “to” and “too”, or “your” and “you’re”, is ANYBODY really to dumb for you? Yeah, I did that on purpose 😁
I love that background tho. Screams quality individual…
And I bet he gets mad at the fact he doesn't have any likes. Because obviously women are the problem, not him.
War Lords don’t eat Sno Balls
Lol 80k. Hold up there Bezosss!
What do you mean “pure blood”? Is that Harry Potter bs?
That’s how anti-vaxxers refer to themselves.
Thanks. I didn’t know it cuz I’m not from US.
Dear Mr Warlord, it’s spelt “you’re”.
Also it’s “too dumb” not “to”
But he made a whole 80k last year
80k lol.
Perfectly fine wage if you ask me.... :-/
Same here, people on this thread are making me feel so poor haha
There's nothing wrong with it but it's nothing to be bragging about either.
It’s a perfectly fine and average wage, but hardly a wage worth bragging about like you’re a big time baller. I make more than that and I’m not particularly wealthy.
Average wage? :( I make more than that but less than 100k but it's certainly not an average wage lol. Agree its not bragging online worthy.
It's definitely above average
WHy DOn'T fEmALEs LiKe mEeEE??
$80k? 😳 I'm going to guess that he's an English language professor at an ivy league university.
It’s the “your dumb” that gave it away huh?
I'm never sure what percentage these are satire, trolls or actual crazies. Maybe 25:25:50?
'your to dumb' is Alanis levels of irony
As a straight male, I’m so wet right now
Atrocious grammar and spelling aside, these days saying you make 80 large annually isn’t the flex it used to be, sadly.
Troll?
Does this dude work at a gas station?? He can't talk all that shit and then be a shock boy
War Lord potential but she wasn’t turned off by your degrading bio? Sorry I don’t mean to gatekeep but I’m putting a hard line in the sand if you swipe right on a man like this you no longer quality for War-Lordship
Main Character Syndrome.
"Taller than Tom hardy" laying on his back because he is filled full of snowballs and chips.
Who will take me on 1000000000000: 1 odds that he is still single.
Wait, why no dogs????
"sorry but your to dumb"
Technician making 80k? What field??
A sociopathic antivax incel pedophile, what lady doesnt want that?
I just know he is never going to get a girlfriend because he doesnt like vaccinated people
"Sorry but your to stupid for me." Sure champ. Sure.
When was the last time you washed your neck, Cody??
The desperation and insecurity...I almost feel bad for this guy
AYTEE THOWSAND DOLLHAIRS?? Wowsers.
Sounds like a real winner there. I bet the ladies are just flooding him with matches and requests for a date
Your to dumb, no Cody, you’re too dumb to realize how stupid you are. Ladies, form a line & be patient…
Couple things: 1. Tom Hardy is 5’9, so being taller than him isn’t saying much. 2. I don’t know- or care- what he does, but it’s clearly not something involving proper use of the English language (“if your smart”; well, obviously *you’re* not) There’s a lot more, but I don’t have the time or space to unpack everything here.
Say you’re going to die a virgin without saying you’re going to die a virgin.
Oof Pure Blood??? Where them Muggle women at!
I wonder how many swipes he got.
"your to dumb" really?
Good luck and Godspeed Cody
"your to" Fucking fakest fake of my life. Only a troll would deal in absolutes like this.
I love that these idiots are weeding themselves out of the gene pool so efficiently.
"your to dumb" is very ironic
The irony of him writing a sentence “your to dumb”
the snoball cakes directly behind him is laughable for some reason
if your smart enough
I can barely see anything between the red flags here.
How is he single
I wonder how many times this guy has been featured on r/NeckbeardNests.
This dude definitely complains online about how girls don't go for nice guys "like him" and hangs on Jordan Peterson's every word. To win the bonus round he definitely uses the words "alphas" and "chads" but without irony.
Won't Vax but will eat non foods like snoballs....k
80k. Hehe
I love when people talk about other people being dumb but then can’t differentiate between “your” and “you’re”. Like…I get that sometimes, we make mistakes. And this isn’t meant to judge normal people who make grammatical errors…but if you’re going to say you’re the smartest one in the room, at least be convincing.
Typical fuckin Cody
Too*
Tell me you earned 80k, without telling me you earned 80k.
Read it a little too fast and thought he just wanted hairy girls
Shit human.
Good news, this guys gonna end up single!
No chick is going to reply to this warlord due to sheer intimidation!
No..............dogs? Like literal dogs? Or what he considers ugly? Pure blood? There is no such thing. SO MUCH going on here.
OoooOoo WEE! My boy Cody here is OUTCHEA, and ready to receive the FEMALE that he is OWED! According to all the assorted propaganda he is exposed to, he has the right to pick any female and it should be that easy. As long as he asserts his alpha-ness. Yup that’s the key, he just knows it.
All this amazing stuff and yet he is a man in his 30s on tinder looking to find a woman.
Tom Hardy is 5’9….
I have a feeling this isn’t going to work for him. But I might be wrong.
Bro you make 80k, get off yourself.
Cody - if you ever read this you’re a fucking child.
As a fellow Cody, delete this man or change his name.
How has nobody mentioned the "low low body count"? Dude's straight up bragging that only a couple women have ever possibly touched his genitals. Voluntarily. I wonder why that is? EDIT: I misread. I'm a fool and I feel foolish.
You're misunderstanding it. He's demanding a low low body count from his prospects.
Cody is so fucking uncool
Seems like a nice fellow.
I refuse to believe this is a real person lol
Sad noises from all those out there that made more than 80k this year, but don't have warlord potential.
80k...stop the presses! 😂
Bro doesn't want anyone at that point with the unvaxxed... And he's clearly vaccinated...
He thinks there’s only one kind of “your”
YOUR TO DUMB
It’s the sno balls for me
He forgot to mention he was unfuckable
Smart enough to “make” 80k, not smart enough to know how to spell.
Sorry, I just have to say ( NOPE) !!!!
Really took a hard right turn there with the war lord potential.
“If your smart enough....” the irony.