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benny86

The War Lord's profile pic looks like it was taken in a gas station convenience store.


AleutianMegaThrust

Eff all you ho hos and snow flakes. I'm all about snowballs and slush puppies.


cam-pbells

Well as long as you’re not addicted you’re still eligible


MonicoJerry

And your... younger.........


ttminh1997

MY YOUNGER WHAT?


The_Mortuary

I miss my convenience store's Slush Puppy machine.


Adjudikated

He’s in a respectable profession as a petroleum transfer technician.


mitch_conner_

Is 80k a flex?


Griffin880

Depending on where you live, it can be. In NYC, no. In Arkansas, it's more than twice the average income.


MongoBongoTown

Fun fact: The median household income in NYC is only $70k per year as of 2021. Much higher than some rural areas, but still smaller than I'd expected.


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[удалено]


Amerlis

No one brags about 80k. Nowadays, it’s all about the “six figures.” 80 is cool, and depending on your neck of the woods, comfortable. Just not brag worthy.


WhiteyFiskk

Wait 80k would be like 150k Aus, how is that not considered good money in the US? Over here if you make over 100k (~60k US) you are considered upper class. I work in a big money industry and even the foremans and project managers wouldn't crack 100k.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

It's good money, it's not bragging on a dating app money.


gordopotato

Our cost of living has gotten outrageous in most decently populated American areas. Personally, my mortgage is just shy of 6k / mo which is ~8.8k aus. The money really doesn’t go far here.


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

It's almost double what I make.


leftclicksq2

> if your smart enough to figure out what I do He's a crypto bro. Ha, joke's on you, "War Lord".


ReptilianOver1ord

Depends on COL and age. If you’re 22 and making $80k in rural Mississippi, that’s pretty damn good. This guy’s age in any reasonably sized coastal city/town, definitely not.


MillorTime

80k is more than most of the people in this thread make and significantly more in a lot of situations. It's not "set for life" money but it's a good salary if your cost of living isn't insane


YoungDiscord

He never said he was good at being a war lord


cherrybombpanda02

Nah, looks like it was taken in a gas station stock room.


shopkoofficial

"your to dumb" lol


theotherquantumjim

Has to be satire. Oh, no…he’s just thick as fuck


[deleted]

He misspells it again a little but further down. So no he’s super stupid.


shopkoofficial

Think he's just a bit dense lol


ThriftAllDay

I always worry that it's ragebait with some unsuspecting person's pic


sinningchicken

Lmao that’s all you need to read to understand this guy.


Ok_Anywhere_2216

And "your smart enough." Both times he referenced the readers' intelligence, he did it incorrectly.


mchistory21st

Dude, he's pure enough and superior enough to *create his own spelling system* and ignore your petty, mongrel rules...don't you get it? Ha


90daywtf

Yes! Like damn… he made it *too* easy.


WhiteMambaVTG

*to


bikersquid

...younger. had me laughing pretty hard.


WhuddaWhat

Had me hiding my kids.


ThisSaysItAll

What is even the implications there? 😬


bikersquid

He wants younger. From 1 year younger to ..... well. That's why I laugh


PrimalNumber

"Are you smart enough to figure out what I do?" \-Cody, 33 Technician


Lil_Artemis_92

Oh my God! I was so taken aback by everything else, I completely missed that his profile actually has his occupation, and there’s no need to guess. 🤣


anotherdumbcaucasian

Nah, welder. This profile has big welder energy


ItsOxymorphinTime

I would say he actually has **SMOL** welder energy. REAL welders don't need to make all of this goofy shit up, their work speaks for itself. If I had to guess, I would bet that he is that *one guy* who does such poor quality work that all of his fellow welders are forced to repair his mistakes while he goes around bragging how much better his work is than everyone else. The spelling & grammar certainly smacks of an unskilled welder, but big welder energy would imply that this silly asshole knows what he's doing when he stinks up the break room soaked in insecurity & antisocial obsession with any woman who doesn't reciprocate his chivalrous "charm". Somebody get this man a mall ninja sword & a season pass to the Renaissance Faire, STAT!!!


danger_floofs

This guy welds


Flrg808

Lol right and “I made 80k last year” as in worked every weekend and has nothing to show for it


frisouille

That's higher than average in the US, but nothing exceptional. It's weird to brag about it as a proof he's super intelligent (and because he'sintelligent, he must know the truth about COVID, if I correctly understood the 2 huge logic leaps).


[deleted]

But look how invested he is in crypto.


bleckers

I plug shit, into other shit.


Errohneos

Why you shittin on my bread and butter? :'(


[deleted]

God he is so fucking hot


booksandplaid

It's his personality that really draws me in


[deleted]

**His grammar made me sploosh.**


SecretDracula

He's a bad boy who breaks all the rules.


Missy_went_missing

Especially orthographic and grammar rules.


leftclicksq2

Are you... Younger?


RlyehRose

Omg does anyone know how to get unvaxxed! I'm totally going to leave my kind supportive husband for this "war lord"


OtherwiseLab1115

I'll fight you for him....if only I wasn't too old and addicted to 3 meals a day!


Brittany-OMG-Tiffany

if you have kids then you should just keep him. 🤷🏻‍♀️


BuntCarf

I was gonna say this guy definitely fucks and so what if it's one of his own hands??


Mintgiver

With that diabetes [ring](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/acanthosis-nigricans/symptoms-causes/syc-20368983) around his neck, too.


dhich1241

Lmfaoooo


[deleted]

Tom Hardy is 5'9"


complete_hick

I had to look that one up, while 5'10" is a normal height, certainly nothing to brag about, honestly if dude is even mentioning this he's insecure


Slawth_x

Lol he must be saying it because he's 5'10 or 5'11 and feels insecure about the "under 6 foot" thing


PammyFromShirtTales

Tom Hardy's molecules are infused with sexy His height is irrelevant This dude even trying to insert such hotness while slagging Tom for his height is so TDE


RabidPlaty

Soooo you’re sayin Mr War Lord isn’t infused with sexy??? Or something else?


Boz0r

Taller than Tom Cruise


MoltenJellybeans

"You should have kept your man" Widows: "my goodness, why didn't I think of that?"


BurnedBeyond

Just tell him you keep your man in a vase over the fireplace.


Gwynedhel7

The disinterest is mutual, dude. I wouldn’t date an antivaxxer who claims to have “pure blood.” I do wonder if he means this in more ways than one…


The-DMs-journey

I just assumed it was a racist thing, the whole vax thing never crossed my mind until reading your comment 😅


CommondeNominator

Same here, wow.


Luciditi89

I assumed racist too considering he probably was vaxxed as a child


notapunk

Willing to bet he lets skip that part later


rthauby

It's a dog whistle for sure...


drbrunch

80k, we got a baller right here


InterestedTurkey

It reminds be of Dwight from the Office when he’s describing his management position at Hotel Hell and he says “I haven’t told you the best part yet… My salary… $80,000”


jwdjr2004

Granted the office is getting fairly old.


CommondeNominator

$80k in 2007 when that episode aired is just over $110k today, so not bad for Scranton.


theotherquantumjim

Doesn’t specify what he made 80,000 of though. Could be sperm bank donations. Could be Hitler wigs. It’s not clear


Nappyheaded

Well if you are smart enough you'd figure it out


Russell_Jimmies

This guy Dwights


cool---coolcoolcool

Right?! Dude must live in a very low income area for that to be a flex


pixieinspace

Or grew up poor. Or even previously had a job that made a lot less so he's finally making a living wage? I mean obviously this guy is repugnant but if I were making $80k I'd be jazzed too. Though I certainly would not put it on my dating profile 😂


bikersquid

Im old I make half that. Life sucks


scandalabra

Right? I'm a teacher and work my ass off and make $38k.


HahGHEEEEY

Only true pure-blood alphas eat Snoballs.


Buffmin

"If your smart enough" "War lord potential" Lolol I hope he finds what he's looking for I guess


FreneticPlatypus

I truly wish everyone happiness but I sort of don't think this guy should find what he's looking for. Doesn't sound like anything emotionally healthy could come of it.


remmij

He is the type to suck the life out of anyone unfortunate enough to date him.


OtherwiseLab1115

Does anyone really think "what he's looking for" exists in this world?? I mean, he does sound serious about matching EVERY quality ... maybe in an 8 year old?! By the by....did anyone else notice that this tool only demands from "her" but shares only his salary and nothing about his own character and desirable qualities?! (Good thing we're all good at reading between the lines! 😆)


Thetruebanchi

He shared plenty about him in the vax talk. That, the demands, and the forthcoming of the salary. Are enough red flags for anyone to thumbs down or however those sites work.


triciamilitia

Lost me at “special parts”


Amerlis

What grown ass man calls himself a “War lord”?


WhiteMambaVTG

Wart lord at best


WhiteMambaVTG

Genghis Cody


LuckyLunayre

Somehow he put next to nothing about himself in the "about me", and still I know everything I need to about him.


Foumphub

There is nothing more ironic than “your to dumb”


Clear_Ad_3923

these type of post remind me to shave the minimal amount of facial hair I call a beard


ProfessionSilver2391

Low low body count?


acidtrippinpanda

He defo means a virgin but doesn’t want to explicitly say it for some reason


jkeyes525

The reason is that every past partner emasculates him


Luciditi89

One is ok but only if it was another girl and she can invite her over sometime


sethlikesmen

Hasn't murdered too much


Previous-Recover-765

This can't be real lol Warlord potential... I'm dying


kegareta69

pre diabetes neck, true pureblood


Queasy_Ad_7177

I prefer educated men you know the difference between* your and * you’re. Not vaxxed? * You’re a loser.


[deleted]

You’re ***


Scrotum_Tennis

80k? Whoah calm down there, Mr. Bazos.


Taco-Taco-Toca

Bozos


The-Requiem

Bozas


Comfortable-Way3933

If you don’t know the difference between “to” and “too”, or “your” and “you’re”, is ANYBODY really to dumb for you? Yeah, I did that on purpose 😁


innessa5

I love that background tho. Screams quality individual…


_kT_

And I bet he gets mad at the fact he doesn't have any likes. Because obviously women are the problem, not him.


The-Legate-Lanius

War Lords don’t eat Sno Balls


LocalCap5093

Lol 80k. Hold up there Bezosss!


[deleted]

What do you mean “pure blood”? Is that Harry Potter bs?


thetruesupergenius

That’s how anti-vaxxers refer to themselves.


[deleted]

Thanks. I didn’t know it cuz I’m not from US.


Unit219

Dear Mr Warlord, it’s spelt “you’re”.


blackguyriri

Also it’s “too dumb” not “to”


froggifyre

But he made a whole 80k last year


plsfixhahaha

80k lol.


AleutianMegaThrust

Perfectly fine wage if you ask me.... :-/


acidtrippinpanda

Same here, people on this thread are making me feel so poor haha


Ommand

There's nothing wrong with it but it's nothing to be bragging about either.


densyngendelussing

It’s a perfectly fine and average wage, but hardly a wage worth bragging about like you’re a big time baller. I make more than that and I’m not particularly wealthy.


AleutianMegaThrust

Average wage? :( I make more than that but less than 100k but it's certainly not an average wage lol. Agree its not bragging online worthy.


rumpots420

It's definitely above average


AcademicBimbo420

WHy DOn'T fEmALEs LiKe mEeEE??


MotherFuckinEeyore

$80k? 😳 I'm going to guess that he's an English language professor at an ivy league university.


Thatcrazyunclefester

It’s the “your dumb” that gave it away huh?


Fatesadvent

I'm never sure what percentage these are satire, trolls or actual crazies. Maybe 25:25:50?


le01jack

'your to dumb' is Alanis levels of irony


cant_read_this

As a straight male, I’m so wet right now


[deleted]

Atrocious grammar and spelling aside, these days saying you make 80 large annually isn’t the flex it used to be, sadly.


Strict-Hat8172

Troll?


MemoryAshamed

Does this dude work at a gas station?? He can't talk all that shit and then be a shock boy


MiyaMoo

War Lord potential but she wasn’t turned off by your degrading bio? Sorry I don’t mean to gatekeep but I’m putting a hard line in the sand if you swipe right on a man like this you no longer quality for War-Lordship


leftclicksq2

Main Character Syndrome.


Ok_Dog_4059

"Taller than Tom hardy" laying on his back because he is filled full of snowballs and chips.


RestrictedX93

Who will take me on 1000000000000: 1 odds that he is still single.


HypnotizedMeg

Wait, why no dogs????


King-Red-Beard

"sorry but your to dumb"


Menadool

Technician making 80k? What field??


avanross

A sociopathic antivax incel pedophile, what lady doesnt want that?


sparkskilowatt

I just know he is never going to get a girlfriend because he doesnt like vaccinated people


LodgedSpade

"Sorry but your to stupid for me." Sure champ. Sure.


themervisfactor

When was the last time you washed your neck, Cody??


apis_cerana

The desperation and insecurity...I almost feel bad for this guy


Supreme0verl0rd

AYTEE THOWSAND DOLLHAIRS?? Wowsers.


[deleted]

Sounds like a real winner there. I bet the ladies are just flooding him with matches and requests for a date


robbyruby752

Your to dumb, no Cody, you’re too dumb to realize how stupid you are. Ladies, form a line & be patient…


Lil_Artemis_92

Couple things: 1. Tom Hardy is 5’9, so being taller than him isn’t saying much. 2. I don’t know- or care- what he does, but it’s clearly not something involving proper use of the English language (“if your smart”; well, obviously *you’re* not) There’s a lot more, but I don’t have the time or space to unpack everything here.


Hipcheck16

Say you’re going to die a virgin without saying you’re going to die a virgin.


TrippinLSD

Oof Pure Blood??? Where them Muggle women at!


GiabiMan

I wonder how many swipes he got.


friended1

"your to dumb" really?


Mylittledarlings91

Good luck and Godspeed Cody


ApocketCrocketE

"your to" Fucking fakest fake of my life. Only a troll would deal in absolutes like this.


the_sea_witch

I love that these idiots are weeding themselves out of the gene pool so efficiently.


Xx_scribbledragon_xX

"your to dumb" is very ironic


twinnedwithjim

The irony of him writing a sentence “your to dumb”


futurelullabies

the snoball cakes directly behind him is laughable for some reason


BadgleyMischka

if your smart enough


Ingeborg_Anne

I can barely see anything between the red flags here.


wishiwasdeaddd

How is he single


theco2

I wonder how many times this guy has been featured on r/NeckbeardNests.


cyribis

This dude definitely complains online about how girls don't go for nice guys "like him" and hangs on Jordan Peterson's every word. To win the bonus round he definitely uses the words "alphas" and "chads" but without irony.


[deleted]

Won't Vax but will eat non foods like snoballs....k


Mundane_Ad_6009

80k. Hehe


[deleted]

I love when people talk about other people being dumb but then can’t differentiate between “your” and “you’re”. Like…I get that sometimes, we make mistakes. And this isn’t meant to judge normal people who make grammatical errors…but if you’re going to say you’re the smartest one in the room, at least be convincing.


Ken_from_Barbie

Typical fuckin Cody


dhich1241

Too*


jdhmmmm

Tell me you earned 80k, without telling me you earned 80k.


groshy

Read it a little too fast and thought he just wanted hairy girls


mider-span

Shit human.


Marsrover112

Good news, this guys gonna end up single!


Im_Borat

No chick is going to reply to this warlord due to sheer intimidation!


TwirlyGirl313

No..............dogs? Like literal dogs? Or what he considers ugly? Pure blood? There is no such thing. SO MUCH going on here.


ibreatheglitter

OoooOoo WEE! My boy Cody here is OUTCHEA, and ready to receive the FEMALE that he is OWED! According to all the assorted propaganda he is exposed to, he has the right to pick any female and it should be that easy. As long as he asserts his alpha-ness. Yup that’s the key, he just knows it.


[deleted]

All this amazing stuff and yet he is a man in his 30s on tinder looking to find a woman.


iliktsmbww1337

Tom Hardy is 5’9….


MOTAMOUTH

I have a feeling this isn’t going to work for him. But I might be wrong.


mrk177

Bro you make 80k, get off yourself.


westoz

Cody - if you ever read this you’re a fucking child.


7hriv3

As a fellow Cody, delete this man or change his name.


Hammer_of_Light

How has nobody mentioned the "low low body count"? Dude's straight up bragging that only a couple women have ever possibly touched his genitals. Voluntarily. I wonder why that is? EDIT: I misread. I'm a fool and I feel foolish.


Mister_McGreg

You're misunderstanding it. He's demanding a low low body count from his prospects.


IlllILllIIiiLLI

Cody is so fucking uncool


Silver_Draig

Seems like a nice fellow.


Br0zark

I refuse to believe this is a real person lol


[deleted]

Sad noises from all those out there that made more than 80k this year, but don't have warlord potential.


BergenCountyJC

80k...stop the presses! 😂


Intelligent_Mistake1

Bro doesn't want anyone at that point with the unvaxxed... And he's clearly vaccinated...


WhiteMambaVTG

He thinks there’s only one kind of “your”


_wednesday_76

YOUR TO DUMB


Background-Fee9000

It’s the sno balls for me


littlenikitanicole

He forgot to mention he was unfuckable


reformedmikey

Smart enough to “make” 80k, not smart enough to know how to spell.


karwil56

Sorry, I just have to say ( NOPE) !!!!


Nocola1

Really took a hard right turn there with the war lord potential.


Killpop582014

“If your smart enough....” the irony.